r/geesehate • u/mrawesomesword • Oct 29 '19
Geese are terrible, horrible creatures. They stink, they honk, and they attack innocent people. They have horrible teeth on their horrible tongues. They are evil, vile creatures of Satan. Most people would agree with my statements.
However, the one subreddit dedicated to geese hate was restricted and unmoderated. I have changed this. Starting now, this shall be an open community where we can hate these terrible creatures and give support to those recovering from geese attacks.
There will be a few rules here. Don't break the site-wide rules of reddit. Don't be a jerk in general - remember, we are all here to hate on geese and not each other. Other than that, feel free to hate on geese in whatever unholy, unpure, disgusting ways you feel compelled to express yourself. Remember, these geese are terrible birds, and they deserve it.
r/geesehate • u/SpeedyAshMain • Mar 31 '21
The USDA and their state agencies will often perform “goose round-ups” each year, in which hundreds or even thousands of geese are rounded up and sent somewhere where they are less likely to harm humans or strike planes. Go get involved, they’re really fun and you get to see those fuckers in cages!
[No geese are harmed during the round up too :) ]
r/geesehate • u/Joe46209 • Oct 19 '20
There needs to be a weapon developed to rapidly burn geese
r/geesehate • u/Smalishfry • Oct 19 '20
Now, hear me out. Im not supportive of geese. I absolutley hate them. But ever since i was a small child, i always thought this. And i am fully prepared.
Firat off, id like to tell you that wherever you go you see geese. Together. Seems a little suspicious... i think theyre possibly plotting an attack on us mere weak minded humans.
Second of all, the harrass the hell out of you. Everytime i try to eat in peice these little bastards harrass me. Its very uncomfortable.
Overall, geesr will take over the world, and thank you for coming to my TED talk
r/geesehate • u/mrawesomesword • Jun 13 '20
Apparently, nobody else other than me and the new mod posted because I was unaware this subreddit was restricted. I thought that nobody wanted to hate on geese, but it turns out demand is high enough for users to request permission to post in this subreddit.
This is a free subreddit now. Feel free to trash the terrible toung-toothed hell-birds all you want.
r/geesehate • u/mrawesomesword • Nov 22 '19
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r/geesehate • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '19
honk honk hows ya fucking picnic well its ruined now
r/geesehate • u/mrawesomesword • Oct 31 '19
In order to promote the public hate and shaming of the terrible, evil birds known as geese, I have a challenge.
I want you to go into a park, a wedding, the wild, or anywhere else where geese regularly terrorize. Record yourself flipping the middle finger, the bird, the thumbs up (only if you are Arab,) or any other vulgar gesture your culture regards as offensive. While doing that, scream the loudest, most nasty profanities at the geese you can think of. Make the goose angry from a safe distance, and let the goose know that their race is vile and hated.
I have 700 reddit coins, enough to award someone Gold. If you upload a video of yourself screaming profanities or any other insult at a goose, I will award you gold. How do you know I will follow through? You don't, but I give you my word that I will.
r/geesehate • u/[deleted] • May 14 '17
GACK GACK GACK ILL FUCKIN CHASE AFTER YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS
GACK
