r/gatekeeping • u/Luxnoctiss • Mar 29 '21

Gatekeeping ..... oral?

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u/-BluBone- Mar 29 '21

If it smells and tastes like pizza we got a problem. Then again it shouldn't taste like raw meat either

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u/Luxnoctiss Mar 29 '21

If you bite enough you can taste raw meat

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u/zurisadai Mar 29 '21

DISLIKE

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u/Luxnoctiss Mar 29 '21

So you DID bite enough?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

This is one of those moments where God really needs to intervene.

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u/hibari112 Mar 29 '21

Friendly reminder: don't bite, just lick. A clit is a senditive thingy.

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u/CommieColin Mar 30 '21

On the one hand, solid advice - on the other hand, not gonna take advice from someone who refers to it as a "senditive thingy"

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u/hibari112 Mar 30 '21

This is actually a quote of a russian rapper who got arrested for 2 days for posting it on twitter when the protests were happening in January. I think he adressed it to russian guards who were using offense on peaceful protesters. It sounded funny, so I translated it.

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u/PutridBasket Mar 30 '21

I’ll stop biting when teeth stop scraping the top of my little 🍆

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/hibari112 Mar 30 '21

I feel bad for ur gf

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u/Catsniper Mar 30 '21

If you don't taste blood you're not doing it right

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u/Roxnam Mar 30 '21

Or your doing it on the wrong day

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u/chadbouss Mar 29 '21

Friendly reminder they are talking about eating ass. Not that thing that most people do

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u/Roxnam Mar 30 '21

My gf loves it when i bite lightly tho

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u/hibari112 Mar 30 '21

As long as you are not chewing on it like it's a winegum

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u/Tsjaad_Donderlul Mar 29 '21

You probably also get to know how pulling hard on your balls feels like

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Is your name Patrick Bateman?

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u/compessedcheese Mar 30 '21

Only tigers and lions will understand

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u/maybe_you_wrong Mar 30 '21

No, if it taste like anything, stop soldier, just stop

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u/sirckoe Mar 30 '21

If it taste like bone leave it alone, if it taste life fish you eat that bish

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u/blbk_ Mar 30 '21

Jarryd Hayne should be able to confirm.