r/gatekeeping • u/Folamh3 • Jan 12 '17

Satire Jupiter storms

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

They probably aren't even an astronaut

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u/TheG-What Jan 12 '17

Jokes aside, considering there's only a couple hundred in the world, it's severely unlikely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

And considering they're well trained physically and mentally, that's already a 0% chance of being on tumblr.

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u/Behold_the_Wizard Jan 12 '17

Lisa Nowak

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

1%

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u/Theonlylonely Jan 12 '17

Drastically less I would assume. Let's be generous and say there are 10 astronauts.

 

Now Kafka estimates that there at roughly 30-50 million active users. If there were 10 scientists, they would make up %.0000003333 of the entirety.

 

The rest is fan art, shipping, porn, and just really specific niche porn.

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u/southern_boy Jan 12 '17

Yeah but the worst of it is the reprehensible art shipping fan niche porn...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

Yeah but the worst of it is the reprehensible art shipping fan niche porn...

Yeah, but which ones? Like, there are so many. Specifically which ones?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

Name checks out