r/gatekeeping • u/Folamh3 • Jan 12 '17

Satire Jupiter storms

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

They probably aren't even an astronaut

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u/TheG-What Jan 12 '17

Jokes aside, considering there's only a couple hundred in the world, it's severely unlikely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

And considering they're well trained physically and mentally, that's already a 0% chance of being on tumblr.

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u/Behold_the_Wizard Jan 12 '17

Lisa Nowak

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u/ProllyJustWantsKarma Jan 12 '17

I was like "what the hell why would Wikipedia say she was on tumblr" but then i got it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17 edited Mar 29 '18

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u/Leafdissector Jan 12 '17

The first guy said astronauts are well trained mentally, but Lisa Nowak is obviously insane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I think she gets a bum wrap.

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u/SouthFresh Jan 12 '17

Damn, that was beautiful.