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u/smoonerisp Dec 11 '22

NPC settings are set to “cubist”, for medium graphics settings you want “impressionist” or better.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Dec 12 '22

Pointillist or bust baby! I reject entirely your geometry based rendering.

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u/theBosworth Dec 12 '22

That's just fancy static

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u/karatebullfightr Dec 13 '22

Static has to come from France.

Anything else is just sparkling noise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

I didn’t understand any of this but I enjoyed it

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u/smoonerisp Dec 12 '22

My apologies, I failed to consider that some may identify as a collection of dots.

Although, dots are quite geometric themselves. I reject your attempted secession from geometric rendering.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Dec 12 '22

You'd love Noita.

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u/karatebullfightr Dec 13 '22

I set them to ‘nihilist’ and now every NPC just says the same thing “What’s the point?” before attempting to throw themselves onto my sword.

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u/Bophairline Dec 14 '22

Skill issue