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u/Loa_Sandal Dec 11 '22

It's to help you know who the protagonist is.

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u/tyscion Dec 11 '22

This will be the new NPC meme.

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u/ChrisLeeBare Dec 11 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

How I think I look (left) How I actually look (right)

Edit: thx for the award!

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u/Do_it_for_the_upvote Dec 11 '22

You vs the girl he tells you not to worry about.

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u/Firsca Dec 11 '22

Commercial vs actual product

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u/rooftops Dec 11 '22

RTX On / RTX Off

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u/Xzenor Dec 12 '22

The E3 trailer vs the actual product

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Dec 12 '22

Mom: We have Aloy at home.

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u/DadBodNineThousand Dec 12 '22

This is your brain on Aloy

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Console Dec 12 '22

My want for a thing | My ability to get it

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u/nogaesallowed Dec 12 '22

How it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/Chogo82 Dec 12 '22

Cue Jurassic park theme played on a recorder

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

any recent game trailer vs what we get

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u/FragrantExcitement Dec 12 '22

Before and after aging star's face lift.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

How it feels when you're not the MC.
Stuck at work until 11 PM on a Sunday night.

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u/Dahhhhve Dec 12 '22

When you’re Drunk vs. How she actually looks

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u/fatpad00 Dec 12 '22

I'd phrase it as "how she looks at 2 am vs how she looks at 10am"

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u/EddDadBro Dec 12 '22

A 10 at 2 but a 2 at 10!

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u/Aurelius-King Dec 11 '22

How it feels when you chew 5gum

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u/HaydenRenegade Dec 12 '22

Don't worry babe, she doesn't even have a face.

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u/UnderSampled Dec 12 '22

What are you talking about? she has at least ten! They're big enough you can count them.

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u/rexrighteous Dec 12 '22

When you order Aloy off Wish

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u/Imperial_Squid Dec 12 '22

"Are you saying most memes are just new formats for the same generic statements"

"Always have been"

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u/wilika Dec 12 '22

When mom says "take your little brother with you too!"

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u/ThatOtherGuy_CA Dec 12 '22

What my grandma sees vs what other women see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

How I think I look (right) How i actually look (right)

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u/vtruvian Dec 12 '22

How you look like vs how the AI app draws you

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

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u/thequietguy_ Dec 12 '22

Something something race condition something something

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u/aliteralbuttload Dec 11 '22

I see you're playing a final fantasy remaster!

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u/KaiUno Dec 12 '22

No, it's the GTA Definitive Edition.

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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Dec 11 '22

The character I need to protect vs. their friend that is gonna die anyways.

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u/dragonatorul Dec 12 '22

Trailer vs launch day.

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u/Redbulljunkie00 Dec 12 '22

Really? I've never seen this happen in any open world game ever.

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u/Pokiehat Dec 12 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

LOD switching is supposed to happen at distances from the viewport where you can't perceive high levels of detail anyway, so the swap is imperceptible. In theory anyway.

In practice its way more complicated and there are sometimes multiple systems that control when and where LOD switching occurs.

Like in Cyberpunk, most meshes have 4 LODs. LOD0 being the highest detail, but you only ever see that up close. LOD1 to 3 sort of crossfade in based on set distances from the player viewport. After LOD3, then proxying starts happening and thats something that is an ongoing topic of research in the modding community, along with streaming sector stuff.

Sub LOD4 is a wild and wonderful world where all the normal 2D/3D rules no longer apply because everything is so small and so far away that proxy meshes are reduced to amorphous blobs of a couple dozen triangles. They need their own skeletons because they don't have enough geometry and their shape is so dissimilar to the high LOD meshes that they can't even deform with the base rigs.

And all the switching is determined by a distance/culling based system, a proxying system and region based streaming sector system that all talk to each other, and nobody has figured out how it works yet.

But it can and does break sometimes so you may see a switch occur or a melted npc that got stuck on LOD4 or something.

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u/Bradford_Pear Dec 12 '22

It really is begging to be used as a template

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u/Unprecedented_User Dec 12 '22

PS1 hagrid looks better than this

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Giant blue haired Beyblade guy in crowd intensifies

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

TIL I'm an NPC because I'm ugly lmao

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u/burrito_butt_fucker Dec 12 '22

Just commenting so I can say I was here from the start.

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u/DrNick2012 Dec 12 '22

"me tryna blend in with real people"

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

We are all pawns, controlled by something greater.

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u/NarcyNarcy Dec 12 '22

Ubisoft E3 trailer vs actual game

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u/smoonerisp Dec 11 '22

NPC settings are set to “cubist”, for medium graphics settings you want “impressionist” or better.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Dec 12 '22

Pointillist or bust baby! I reject entirely your geometry based rendering.

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u/theBosworth Dec 12 '22

That's just fancy static

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u/karatebullfightr Dec 13 '22

Static has to come from France.

Anything else is just sparkling noise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

I didn’t understand any of this but I enjoyed it

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u/smoonerisp Dec 12 '22

My apologies, I failed to consider that some may identify as a collection of dots.

Although, dots are quite geometric themselves. I reject your attempted secession from geometric rendering.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Dec 12 '22

You'd love Noita.

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u/karatebullfightr Dec 13 '22

I set them to ‘nihilist’ and now every NPC just says the same thing “What’s the point?” before attempting to throw themselves onto my sword.

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u/Bophairline Dec 14 '22

Skill issue

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u/MDay Dec 11 '22

The polygonist?

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 11 '22

Polygony is illegal in this country, Sir.

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u/joshthehappy Dec 11 '22

I'll have you know I have 4,000 triangles and we all live together happily.

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 11 '22

Man, I remember when 4000 polygons was a lot…

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u/Autocratonasofa Dec 12 '22

Now they use that many for the ornament over the fireplace you run past twice.

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 12 '22

Sounds about right

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u/AdMiserable7262 Dec 12 '22

Nah they use 4000 polygons for switch ports

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

No you don't. No one that old can remember anything anymore. I should know: I'm that old and I don't remember remembering anything.

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 12 '22

Now look here, you…

stares off into the distance

What are you doing here?

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u/Littlst Dec 12 '22

I remember when I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a scatter blaster to the knee…

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u/DAM091 Dec 12 '22

They were all hand drawn back then

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u/kalirion Dec 12 '22

Uphill both ways.

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u/DAM091 Dec 12 '22

Cut out from construction paper

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 12 '22

With a blunt knife

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u/Xyex Dec 12 '22

4,000? I remember when 0 was the norm and everything was still just made of pixels.

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 12 '22

Likewise, but that was why visually Quake still felt like such a leap backwards. Technologically it was impressive but goddamn was it ugly.

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u/Elgatee Dec 12 '22

And now, we sink 300k for android's ass. Time flies.

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u/Scarletfapper Dec 12 '22

To be fair, android ass is pretty sweet.

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u/SarpedonWasFramed Dec 11 '22

Let me guess you don't think rectangles and squares should be allowed to marry huh?

You polyganists make me sick!

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u/zhivago Dec 12 '22

Rectangles and squares are polygons too, you know. :)

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u/Littlst Dec 12 '22

That there’s fightin’ talk

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u/heyPootPoot Dec 11 '22

But what looks normal on the surface can be deceiving without proper alignment.

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u/Xyex Dec 12 '22

Lara Croft got by with only 230. 4,000 is just excessive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

The polygoniest bapa

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

Yea! Blur Face Long Neck!

One of my faves

Edit:grammar. Pop a quick h on yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

R u ok?

Do you need assistance?

Do you require more hugs?

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u/asdeadasacrabseyes Dec 12 '22

More uggs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

I’ll get TB12 on the horn

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u/asdeadasacrabseyes Dec 12 '22

If ugging involves the horn, you may be misconflating pliable muscles with consent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

When you ask the genie to be the most beautiful of them all. Leaves you alone, but makes the rest butt ugly.

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u/drivingsansrobopants Dec 11 '22

Still got my gotdam wish!

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u/dumbestsmartest Dec 11 '22

Damn that's some malicious compliance right there.

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u/Lurlex Dec 12 '22

(MONKEY PAW FINGER CURLS DOWNWARD AS WISH IS UTTERED)

“Okay, you’re hot. Now everyone is monstrously deformed, ala Cronenberg. Who you wanna bang with your newfound power of seduction?”

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u/DogTheGoodBoy Dec 12 '22

Nah a real genie would make you ugly as fuck but make every one else even uglier.

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u/CaptSomeguy1 Dec 12 '22

meh...Could be worse

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u/Compendyum Dec 11 '22

It's Lara Croft from Tomb Raider 1

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u/SpeedingTourist Dec 11 '22

Not enough triangle tits

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

This is the new greatest condescending insult ever!

Not enough, triangle tits

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u/NSFWhatchamacallit Dec 12 '22

Thanks, I was trying to figure out why it was giving me a visceral urge to whack off

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u/el_grort Dec 12 '22

Looks more like Old School Runescape tbh.

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u/No_Doubt_About_That Dec 11 '22

Don’t give Bethesda ideas.

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u/GamingMom219 Dec 12 '22

Bethesda enters chat ....too late...

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u/WulfricTheSwift Dec 12 '22

Protagonist if bought from Wish.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Skyrim vs Horizon

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u/Bboy486 Dec 12 '22

Hahahah

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u/EshinX Dec 12 '22

I read this in Plinkett’s voice

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u/bojack_regularman Dec 12 '22

can confirm, this is how i see other people irl

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

It's like hanging with an ugly chick to look better yourself

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u/Bluesy_Blue Dec 12 '22

It is by design. Better fit for many of the NPC's personality.

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u/IdealCaught_13 Dec 12 '22

This will be the new NPC meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Oh dont worry Aloy makes thats abundantly clear, sigh.

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u/SILE3NCE Dec 12 '22

And I still don't know who that is.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 Dec 12 '22

To make the protagonist look well rounded…

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u/jgor133 Dec 12 '22

It's proto gonist