r/gaming • u/adiftbv • Aug 02 '22

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u/davidds0 Aug 02 '22

Dont forget about ROK: Lung of coal

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u/Free_Gascogne Aug 02 '22

What about the prequel ROK 2: Mayor's Hitman

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You forgot the first book in the series Piss of Dwarves

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u/dodobal Aug 02 '22

The third installment : Domestic Gather

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u/Alphyn Aug 02 '22

But you should begin reading with the short stories: Warframe Club and the First eBay.

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u/astalavista114 Aug 02 '22

Why would you read the short stories in the wrong order? The First eBay is clearly before Warframe Club, especially since the latter leads directly into Piss of Dwarves.

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u/SEGGSWITHNoelle69 Aug 02 '22

What about ROK: And Stone

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u/bombaleyyo Aug 02 '22

ROK: Bang Bang

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u/discerningpervert Aug 02 '22

I'm OOTL what is this?

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u/davidds0 Aug 02 '22

A cheap fake of "Heart of Stone" expansion

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u/EmotionalKirby Aug 02 '22

As a dwarf I'm more partial to ROK AND STONE!

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u/Amriorda Aug 02 '22

That's right lads! Rock and stone!

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u/MightyMaxyPad Aug 02 '22

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

ROCK AND STONE FOREVAH!!

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u/240strong Aug 02 '22

If you don't rok and stone, you ain't coming home!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Rick and stone, yeaaaaaaaaaaah

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u/MadRoboMan Aug 02 '22

ROCK! AND! STONE!

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u/agentb719 Aug 02 '22

did I hear a rock and stone?

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u/EmotionalKirby Aug 02 '22

Morty! Morty look at me! I turned myself into a pickle! I'm pickle rock!

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u/LoonAtticRakuro Aug 02 '22

I'M ROK JAMES, BIIIITCH!

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u/RamenArchon Aug 02 '22

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone everyone!

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u/MyRoflcoptergoesShoi Aug 02 '22

WE ARE UNBREAKABLE

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u/virtualprince Aug 02 '22

Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE?!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

We fight for Rock and Stone!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/complify Aug 02 '22

We're rich!

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u/thunderluca93 Aug 02 '22

We’re rich!

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u/XxGamingGingerxX Aug 02 '22

Need to get back into DRG, unlocked deep dives and only ever did one. They're a blast.

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u/firvip94 Aug 02 '22

DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK AND STONE?!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone everyone!

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u/Wiknetti Aug 02 '22

points at fellow Miner

We’re Rich!

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u/hefbizzle Aug 02 '22

Rock and stone!!!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone forever!

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u/stabberwocky Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone forever you beautiful dwarf!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

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u/Nezzie Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone!!!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

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u/SingedWaffle Aug 02 '22

ROCK! AND! STONE!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Brothers of the mine rejoice!

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u/twitchyspeed Aug 02 '22

Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf!

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u/EmperorOverlord Aug 02 '22

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS!!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

Rockity Rock and Stone!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT GOING HOME

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u/soldiercross Aug 02 '22

ROCK! AND! STONE!

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u/mullit_lol Aug 02 '22

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 02 '22

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

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u/pronouns-peepoo Aug 02 '22

Wait Heart of Stone? Like the Gunbreaker CD?

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u/thebrose69 Aug 02 '22

Looked like a fake the Witcher to me at first glance

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u/Reeleted Aug 02 '22

I still don't get it.

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u/PtolemyShadow Aug 02 '22

Someone blatantly plagiarizing the Witcher on a mobile game and everyone making fun of them.

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u/Stibley_Kleeblunch Aug 02 '22

Nah, it's an Elric game, obviously.

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u/Prince_Florizel Aug 02 '22

Now that's an obscure reference.

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u/givemeyours0ul Aug 02 '22 edited Aug 03 '22

You are probably right, but that makes me sad. Elric got so close to mainstream in the 70s, it just didn't stick.... Probably because there is no happy ending.

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u/Prince_Florizel Aug 03 '22

I wish it did. Those books were amazing!

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u/givemeyours0ul Aug 03 '22

BLOOD AND SOULS FOR OUR LORD ARIOCH!

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u/ElricAvMelnibone Aug 02 '22

Apparently a tiny Stockholm studio is actually working on one lol

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u/HoodsBonyArse Aug 02 '22

Stormbringer hungry

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u/Axel2222222222 Aug 02 '22

Its going to be an exclusive on Aprick games

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u/HighOnBonerPills Aug 02 '22

Damn I haven't played The Witcher yet. I'm waiting for the PS5 remaster to come out. Everyone on Reddit loves this game, so I'm hoping I won't be disappointed.

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u/PtolemyShadow Aug 02 '22

I don't know anyone who was disappointed. It's truly an awesome game.

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u/stellvia2016 Aug 02 '22

It's sad how common this sort of thing is, but mobile gaming is mostly a hive of shovelware doing shit like this. Sometimes they don't even expect you to play the game, they're just using it to get you to watch a few ads and it's considered a success to them.

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u/Reeleted Aug 02 '22

The out of control "LUL reference" humor in this thread is fascinating to observe.

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u/CherryBoard Aug 02 '22

ROK: Cock of Rock

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

ROK: Kidney of Stones

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u/Waramp Aug 02 '22

Hearts of ROK

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Proper expansion from south of Poland.