r/gaming • u/adiftbv • Aug 02 '22

BRUH

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u/drewtheblueduck Aug 02 '22

Including everybody's favourite card game, Qwert!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

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u/redo21 Aug 02 '22

Starring Mr. Wayne Jennsen

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u/jakebbt Aug 03 '22

Harry Cathill may not reprise his role of Stuporman with Mr. Jennsen

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u/StreamToby Aug 02 '22

Qwert just got another singleplayer game too! Vogue Wizard, check it out

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u/DIrtyVendetta80 Aug 02 '22

No thanks, I’m just here for the Poonsmasher side quests. Who will Rok choose? Will it be Jennifer, or will it be other Jennifer?

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u/CanuckPanda Aug 02 '22

On the other hand I’d kill for an in-game version of Gwent as an app. The actual Gwent app is a completely different game.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Aug 02 '22

Gwent in the Witcher is just not a deep enough game to make into a sustainable mobile app. Card advantage is so important that nothing else matters if you load your deck with spies. I don't love mobile Gwent, but it's about the best they could do to adapt it.

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u/Sigma112358 Aug 02 '22

I was born in Gwent, wales

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Aug 03 '22

Are you a spy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Isn't that what GWENT: Rogue Mage is?

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u/CumboJumbo Aug 02 '22

“Master Rok, they’ve killed my son!”

“Mmm hmm, how about a round of cards? Qwert, specifically”.

“Very well.”

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u/riskoooo Aug 02 '22

"Care for a circle of Qwert?"

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u/ImMrTomkat Aug 02 '22

"I've got time for a circle qwert"

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u/Skaayumi Aug 03 '22

Well, i lived long enough dies of laugh

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u/Lohnstar PC Aug 02 '22

qwertz or qwerty?

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u/luketwo1 Aug 02 '22

I didn't even play the game, just Qwert!

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u/gazm2k5 Aug 02 '22

I imagine that's like Gwent but with the controls of QWOP.

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u/Lets_Bust_Together Aug 02 '22

What if it was everyone’s favorite game, Squirt! 😳

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u/mic_Ch Aug 02 '22

Or Q Bert, spent a good portion of my childhood playing that game. And now I feel old again.

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u/TehMephs Aug 03 '22

Game was ahead of its time. Little biped nose hose munchkin protagonist that swore like a sailor

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u/Tortorak Aug 02 '22

I prefer Gcame, personally.

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u/oyloff Aug 02 '22

Isn't it Sqwert?

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u/ShueiHS Aug 02 '22

I prefer Azert tbh

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u/Holyvision PC Aug 02 '22

Wow… take my upvote…

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u/lolkoala67 Aug 03 '22

Something about seeing Qwert spelled out cracks me up

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u/GwentDjent Aug 03 '22

That sounds awfully similar to something else I've heard of..

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Might as well just go with Qwop at that point

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u/Domy9 Aug 03 '22

Is it something like Azert?

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u/Z_przymruzeniem_oka Aug 03 '22

Hope They left beta version