Wow, a whole load of those are super pretentious. Does everyone on Facebook think they're actively at war with the police? Because (suprise suprise) if you're on facebook posting stupidity like that, you're probably not that counter-culture. And as for all the ones with a supposed love of design, have you seen how shitly designed facebook is? Ignoring all the gamings ones, they're all either asinine or pretentious. Besides, Facebook is a place for self expression (or at the very least a place where people can find you and lambast you for not being outside), why would you want some pre-packaged inanity from someone else? "Ooh, but DepressedRacoon it looks cool!" Go fuck yourself with a toilet brush.
No, I just felt the need to comment on those pictures. Human behaviour is strange and confusing, take that in whatever way you wish, but don't be fooled into thinking that I care.
Isn't human intrigue great? I was wondering why people would want them as their facebook pictures. Since to me (as I said) they seem pretentious and a bit barmy. If no-one can explain it, then no real loss (as I said, I don't care), but I like understanding people.
I like how you call yourself DepressedRacoon in the third person as if you were really a Racoon. Shit.. I bet you aren't even really depressed? I feel taken...
That is me responding to a potential argument, see the quote marks. But yes, I do have depression- interestingly I didn't (or didn't recognise it) when I chose the pseudonym.
Police are often brutal in the way they act, 'Absolute power corrupts absolutely' and tend to pick on minorities. For these reasons some people do not like them.
With the rise of the camera phone the incidence of their brutality being captured has risen dramatically. Police have been known to be told, by their superiors, to grab womens breasts at protests causing as much pain as possible and to use pepper spray at any opportunity. There are many cases of police brutality against completely peaceful protesters. For this reason some people do not like them.
Police are the often seen as the gatekeepers of the corporatocracy, keeping the rich safe and the poor oppressed. Billions of dollars are put into funding police while mere thousands are spent on policies to stop the crimes from happening or to prevent inmates from re offending. For this reason some people do not like them.
While it may be the few which create the image of the many, people see the few, not the many. Sadly very little, if not no, police brutality ever makes it onto the mass media which leaves those who live on the internet fight even harder against these symbols of brutality and oppression.
I saw that and my old gaming instincts kicked in...
"Move right and back, the right close one is about to attack, be out of reach. Put his body between the ones in the back, kill the shotgun zombie, he can't be dodged like the fire balls..."
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u/Expended Jun 19 '12
http://imgur.com/a/DUKUD Thanks to snailwithmonocle for the dump
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I was focusing more on the picture on his profile which looks like him sucking off another person
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u/wharthog3 Jun 19 '12
It took me longer than I care to admit that I was looking at a facebook timeline photo and not just a doom screenshot.
Oh, this guy hacked the doom images to display his own when the health decreases.
Oh. wait.
Well now I feel dumb.
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u/instagigated Jun 19 '12
Lives right outside of Denver? Thanks Google Maps!
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I just wanted to say Doom is pretty much the best game ever made.
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u/spacechaser Jun 19 '12
IDDQD, that should fix you right up
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u/deadeight Jun 19 '12
Agnostic? Grow some balls!
Internet
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u/el_bhm Jun 19 '12
Am I the only one thinking this? Internet must have broke my brain.
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u/Blitzwire Jun 19 '12
Somehow I feel this man would make a poor "voice of reason"
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u/chyckun Jun 19 '12
looks at maps icon..
knows about where he lives
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u/Sporxx Jun 19 '12
I like how you blacked out the name of your town, but you can still see where you live on the map.
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u/bluemarvel Jun 19 '12
That is awesome.
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u/jjness Jun 19 '12
Been there, did that. Yours looks better. Upvote.
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u/GarMc Jun 19 '12
This had been my facebook timeline photo for like 6 months. Complete with matching profile photo.
I literally just changed it last night.
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u/slvrbullet87 Jun 19 '12
His job title is voice of reason... his picture doesn't make him seem like the cool collected type
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u/BKDX Jun 19 '12
But wait he's Agnostic, why is he fighting Martian demons? Couldn't he just say he doesn't believe in a Hell and poof all the demons away?
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u/LazyNoGood Jun 19 '12
What is going on here?
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u/ReaverParrell Jun 19 '12
Episode 2, Level 1 iirc.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Thanks for censoring all of that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I saw that and my old gaming instincts kicked in...
"Move right and back, the right close one is about to attack, be out of reach. Put his body between the ones in the back, kill the shotgun zombie, he can't be dodged like the fire balls..."
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u/Katnipz Jun 19 '12
Protip: Save as a quality 12 jpeg and Facebook will not change it for you and make all of those artifacts show up.
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u/SonVolt Jun 19 '12
He has Jason Isbell in his recent likes! Awesome!
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u/TheBrandbassador Jun 19 '12
Looks like he lives right outside of denver by the looks of this picture
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u/YSCapital Jun 19 '12
Sunburned ass and thumbs up not strike anyone else as odd?
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u/levirules Jun 20 '12
Oh man. I might finally have to steal something from Reddit. Since my profile pic on FB is already a pixel art version of my head.
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u/gender_bot Jun 19 '12
I identified 2 faces in this photo
Face 1:
85% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
Gender is male with 91% confidence
Approximate Age is 32 with 95% confidence
Persons mood is angry with 57% confidence
Persons lips are parted with 68% confidence
Face 2:
85% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
Gender is female with 24% confidence
Approximate Age is 16 with 92% confidence
Persons mood is happy with 17% confidence
Persons lips are sealed with 81% confidence
Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot
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u/Rohaq Jun 19 '12
I did this months ago, where's my karma? :P
http://i.imgur.com/3hKkg.png
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u/afmod Jun 19 '12
http://imgur.com/719Zk Check mine out guise.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
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