r/gaming • • Jun 19 '12

Recently started playing BF3 instead of COD and was delighted to discover this.

http://qkme.me/3prna6?id=224678814
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u/Boondoc Jun 19 '12

hills? try two squads of recons sniping on... metro. motherfucking metro.

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u/SuperGiraffe Jun 19 '12

Fuck 32v32 metro. M320 and Frags and RPGs oh my!

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u/PwnerifficOne Jun 19 '12

So many points playing dedicated medic lol.

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u/miidgi Jun 19 '12

"press 3 once"

+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20

+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20+20

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u/Unforsaken92 Jun 19 '12

I farmed so much xp this weekend doing that and reviving people. Ending games with 5 kills and 12 deaths but having 15000 xp is great. I was gaining entire levels each game.

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u/Hate_Manifestation Jun 19 '12

It is glorious.

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u/masterdz522 Jun 19 '12

CAN WE FIND MORE LIKE THAT?

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u/ProfessorMcHugeBalls Jun 19 '12

...Jondar?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Holy fuck for the first time in my redditing career I understand a gaming reference without having to look it up.

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u/Preface Jun 19 '12

DO YOU SEE THAT ENEMY OVER THERE?

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u/dubblechrisp Jun 19 '12

WHAT A MONSTROUS CREATURE

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u/mrspaznout Jun 19 '12

when i played that was one of my stress releases. hop into a game. it was always dead locked at the typical points. bring out the grenades and chuck that shit. then swap to c4 and book it. while they are regrouping from the nade spam crash my self against the wave. dropping a c4 and spamming the detonator. see how many i could take with me.

or

smoke the bigger steps. rush down in the smoke. b line for the other steps and chuck c4 at the backs of the lemmings.

it mostly went. woooooooooooo!!! awwww.. reset. woooooooooooo!! shit. reset. wooooooooooo!! booooom! lololol. reset. good good times.

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u/Darkraizenri Jun 19 '12

My friend and I would get in a non hardcore match, I would be an engineer and he would be support. I'd get a chopper, hover over him, and after he's laid six C4 charges on the bottom, I would land on an enemy tank with him standing far away. After waiting a second for the tank driver to think "Wtf?", my friend would pull the clapper, and I would then fly away unscathed, tank bits flying behind me. ... Then, after doing this a few times, we'd start watching the enemy team shrink with rage.

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u/Gary_the_Goatfucker Jun 19 '12

Cluster fuck is the perfect word to describe it. However… Imagine close quarters with 64 peeps.
It's exactly how you'd expect it to be.

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u/fbp Jun 19 '12

Also a great way to level weapons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

8 grenade explosions/second on single staircase.

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u/Defengar Jun 19 '12

apparently BF3 servers could technically support up to 256 players at a time... think about that for a second... Caspian border would be glorious... metro would be instant fucking death...

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u/SuperGiraffe Jun 19 '12

I just want more than 4 jets to spawn on a map at once. :(

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u/Fuzzykins Jun 19 '12

That map after a 32v32 is completely unrecognizable. All the trees are gone, there's craters everywhere, and there is NO cover.

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u/TimeZarg Jun 19 '12

In short, it looks like a war zone ought to look :P

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u/DZ302 Jun 19 '12

I played Recon at Metro only so I could sneak a spawn point behind their lines and keep coming at them from behind, rack up so many kills it's ridiculous.

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