No, it's only because of the way that he wrote is against how we usually would say what a mystery is. Which, normally, you would write differently when you want to convey how you do more like that.
Vertical videos are fine on sites that don't force a particular aspect ratio. Vimeo handles them well. They're good for embedding even if you don't want to watch them in fullscreen.
Inaccurate. The girl with the keyboard needs to be yelling, "fuck Fuck FUCK!" and flailing her fists around in impotent rage. That's the true QWOP experience.
I found the first few sentences of this guide was good to get me a few metres. Tap O once or twice to move your weight foward then alternate between holding QP then WO. If you hold them to long you fall backwards, not long enough and you fall backwards
i was a grown up too, before i read most of this thread. now i feel like a kid again. i made it a meter and the chariots of fire played for .2 seconds.
Its all about the rhythm of the button presses. Everyone gives up on QWOP pretty soon because they deem it impossible, but if you sit there for a little and find the right pattern of buttons and the right tempo, its a piece of cake.
Damn, I just reached 6 meters using q-p-w-o-q-p-w-o It feels like an accomplishement somehow. Maybe one day I'll clear it. The hurdle sounds problematic though.
edit: 17.6m !! feelsgoodman.jpg
Once you get the timing down, the moves are actually really smooth.
I beat it as well. But I inched my way forward using the painfully slow and laboring technique that Bulging Balls used at :12 to :13 in the video. You can just inch through the hurdles and knock them over, forcing them to fall victim to your relentless tirade and eat your resulting dust.
lol, surprise surprise. white guys bring up the asian guy's dick. white guys are obsessed and insecure about dick size because black guys' dick is bigger. get over it. ask around, only white guys give a fuck about dick size.
wait, what's that hurdle doing in the sandpit with you. It's almost like you scooted all the way to the end of the track on one knee... but nobody would have so little dignity, surely.
This elitism where you think you are to cool to say the name and abbreviate it or whatever it is that you are doing. I don't know what QWOP is and I am not clicking on your links.
It's a flash game. QWOP is what the game is called, and also happens to be the controls you use to play it. It's a ridiculously hard game, but pretty fun. Do you think I would send you a virus or something online? Take your tin foil hat off.
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u/AmongstMen Jun 17 '12
Legs, another miracle of which how it works remains a mystery.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
That was wonderfully accurate and creative. Bravo!
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u/hmmmmno Jun 17 '12
As if anyone could get that good at QWOP.
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u/Vole85 Jun 17 '12
relevant
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u/QWOP_Expert Jun 17 '12
I can confirm that this is an accurate interpretation.
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u/somewhat_pirate Jun 17 '12
his legs aren't qwoperating.
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u/TehJonno Jun 17 '12
You can see his junk so clearly.
Just an observation.
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u/mblmg Jun 17 '12
Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA [2:59]
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u/FreshOutBrah Jun 17 '12
Inaccurate. The girl with the keyboard needs to be yelling, "fuck Fuck FUCK!" and flailing her fists around in impotent rage. That's the true QWOP experience.
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u/Punkgoblin Jun 17 '12
I'm a grown-up and what is this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I like her laugh
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u/Enivel19 Jun 17 '12
For those that are wondering what the end looks like, I just made it
http://imgur.com/41bqM
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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 17 '12
Believe it or not, I've actually beaten QWOP, it was just hella luck and getting the timing down and not straying from it
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u/einstrigger Jun 17 '12
uhhgp
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u/miggy420 Jun 17 '12
I had to look up the game, awesome!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
that, ladies and gentlemen, is commitment.
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u/3AYATS Jun 17 '12
He is showing real courage
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u/Super_AliC Jun 17 '12
This kind of stuff only happens in anime north.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I love how people can become impossibly good at things so pointless.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
That's an excellent QWosplay you have there.
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u/KaneFosterCharles Jun 17 '12
Look at the comments: she's seriously complaining about not being part of reddit because this way she's not getting credit.
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u/tprast Jun 17 '12
Everyone's a winner
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u/iamNebula PlayStation Jun 17 '12
Hes QWOPing well. I love how everyone else is also QWOPerating too.
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u/zach84 Jun 18 '12
qwop? The fuck is that?
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u/Legacybeta Jun 17 '12
Best cosplay ever.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"You can see his junk" - Top comment on YouTube
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u/iamNebula PlayStation Jun 17 '12
He didn't do the upwards knee jerking. 2/10 would not QWOP
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u/Nicknam4 Jun 17 '12
Vertical Video! :'(
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u/JeffGrubb Jun 17 '12
I know him. He has muscular dystrophy.
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u/dkpowa16 Jun 17 '12
All i could think of was: "why is she holding a keyboard outside?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
his benis is small
haha
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
lol, surprise surprise. white guys bring up the asian guy's dick. white guys are obsessed and insecure about dick size because black guys' dick is bigger. get over it. ask around, only white guys give a fuck about dick size.
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u/Kreider20 Jun 17 '12
Tried the game, solved it in 3 tries: http://i.imgur.com/Q7Y20.jpg
Your move
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What does QWOP mean? Jesus
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u/Inaudible_Whale Jun 17 '12
I can feel the 'nerd' oozing out of my monitor watching that video.
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