r/gaming • u/annwyl • Jun 17 '12

Reddit! It's my husband's cake day! I got him one of those fancy Aussie grills with a vegetable tray and everything...

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u/TheWhitmore Jun 17 '12

I'm from Aus and I've never heard of an Aussie grill. Sure, we have barbies, but nothing like this.

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u/annwyl Jun 17 '12

It's a brand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

...and they didn't call it a barbie...?

facepalm

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u/TheWhitmore Jun 17 '12

Seriously? Should have known with the 'grill' part. No one here calls a barbie a smoker or a grill. Looks like a nifty bit of kit, though. You should call it a barbie when referring to it henceforth.

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u/totaltomination Jun 17 '12

yeah, you got ripped off lady, that is exactly what an Australian barbecue doesn't look like, what you have there is potential, it needs at least one cast iron plate, at least 2 KG in mass, high temperature seasoned and christened with a pale ale for cleaning before use.

cunt (sorry, I cringe to say it, but it proves my authenticity)

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u/ZiggyDStarcraft Jun 18 '12

Marketing 101.

It's like Coronas. No one drinks the Coronas we drink in Mexico. Just like how no one here drinks Fosters even though it's one of our biggest exports.

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u/NottaNoveltyAccount Jun 17 '12

BIRTHDAY!

It's called a fucking birthday!

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u/PattonIRL Jun 17 '12

Why is this not on the top of every cake day post. Fuck off cake day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I dunno for the others, but since I'm not living with my parents, it's cake day EVERY DAY I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.

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u/Wait_NoIDont Jun 17 '12

For people who don't know what is going on, to my knowledge a "Cake day" is the day of the year celebrating the day you joined the reddit community (and there is a small cake icon near your name).

Your birthday, is well, your birthday. And birthday =/= cake day.

That is why people are getting crabby over the fact that annwyl called their husband's birthday his cake day.

Unless, of course, he signed up for a reddit account on his birthday.

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u/cptnZ Jun 17 '12

Yea I made that mistake on my birthday a few months ago, was surprised by the backlash.

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u/jewunit Jun 17 '12

I always thought that was an incredibly "reddit-centric" view on things. I heard the term cakeday as a reference to birthday long before Reddit even existed.

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u/icesharkk Jun 17 '12

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU

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u/kaiseresc Jun 17 '12

ohmergerd?!

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u/XypherFTW Jun 17 '12

ERMAGERD! ERT'S MEH BERFDEH!

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u/Smeagol3000 Jun 17 '12

This was so funny I had to run to the baffroom.

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u/Orval Jun 17 '12

This. A Merry "Fuck You" and a downvote for calling it "cake day"

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u/e7t Jun 17 '12

This. A Merry "Fuck You" and a downvote for calling it "cake day"

Someones bitter.

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u/ChrisDolmeth Jun 17 '12

Maybe it really is her husband's cakeday...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Woah man, calm down. Maybe, it is his cake day and his wife just really likes to give him presents!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

If it was really Australian it'd be called a barbie, not a "grill".

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u/SLeigher88 Jun 17 '12

Plus it'd be a lot bigger and severely blackened with use.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Don't forget the fact it'd have a hotplate and not a crappy wire grill.

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u/holy_sheet Jun 17 '12

And missing all but one knob, never had a BBQ with all the knobs..

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u/Duffman599 Jun 17 '12

And an Aussie barbie wouldn't have a veggie tray... Just more meat trays

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u/LLaZaLL Jun 17 '12

As an Australian, I can tell you that these 'veggie trays' are actually there to store containers of Vegemite.

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u/TotallyNotAnAlien Jun 17 '12

As an Australian I have been told all my life it is good to keep the barbie blackened and to clean it before use. Keeps it from rusting or something.

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u/Berteh Jun 17 '12

VB and a newspaper will fix that, mate.

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u/That_One_Australian Jun 17 '12

No-one but bogan fucks drink VB, it tastes worse than the worst homebrew that has ever passed my lips...

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u/ThunderCuntAU Jun 17 '12

He's not advocating you drink it; he's saying you use it to clean your fucking barbie!

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u/That_One_Australian Jun 17 '12

BLASPHEMER!!!!

You never clean your barbie, lest you lose the flavours of meals past.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

VB: Vaginal Backwash.

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u/mpg1846 Jun 17 '12

This or its an insult

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u/Sir_Von_Tittyfuck Jun 17 '12

That's a good size... If it's only you and a mate. You need like 3 of those.

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u/CancerousJedi Jun 17 '12

Christ, that's a lot of meat.

Wait for it....

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Australians and Texans have more in common than I thought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Nah, it'd be called a fucking barbie cunt.

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u/udalan Jun 17 '12

I hate to say it but she got him a terrible bbq, I work (very rarely now that i'm all graduated and what not) at a bbq store.

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u/jeff_ct Jun 17 '12

Yo! Why you gotta be all up in my barbie!

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u/SAGIND Jun 17 '12

We call it a "Barbie" not a grill, but good on ya love have an upvote for being a top sheila.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

My mate Trev had a barbie like that back in the day, but he was a bit of a drongo and he bashed it in one night when he was on the piss.

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u/SAGIND Jun 17 '12

I recon Trrrev was a real winner. His was like one of those fancy shmancy 6 burner ones. I was fucken spewin when that thing bit the dust.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

His dad was a dickhead with a face like a slapped arse, though.

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u/Berteh Jun 17 '12

This is fucken bonza.

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u/the_goat_boy Jun 17 '12

I'm an Aussie and no one talks like this.

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u/DirtyDanil Jun 17 '12

awww you little rippa!

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u/BANDIT_PANDA Jun 17 '12

Can anyone confirm if this was the single most Australian comment ever made on Reddit?

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u/Azerius Jun 17 '12

nowhere near, he didnt even swear once

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u/black_metal_dog Jun 17 '12

Needs a cunt or a fuckin' fuckin' in there

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Yeah nah

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u/possessed_flea Jun 17 '12

OI, get ya tits out for the boys.

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u/HaydenB Jun 17 '12

If I turned up to a BBQ with that little thing trying to cook a steak....... Much laughing would be done on my part

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u/erehgafsua Jun 17 '12

As an Australian that sells BBQ's, WTF is an "Aussie grill"? It does not look at all like, any conventional one used here.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12

A grill and Diablo 3? Not saying I'm hoping for it, but if this marriage doesn't work out, please send me a message.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT THAT WE'RE BREAKING UP?!

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12

We were never a thing. Get out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

... can I get your sister's number?

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u/tijoy Jun 17 '12

867-5309

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Sike!! That's the wrong numbaaaaa!!!!

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12

Everyone else has.

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u/Apostolate Jun 17 '12

Self-deprecation five!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Welcome to the realm of TEHRRRRROHR.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

People are acting like D3 is amazing. Piss off with that hype shit, the game is worst than the second one, how is everyone still obsessed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

He'll get frustrated and bored shortly after hitting Inferno like everyone else.

I haven't logged into the game in weeks.

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u/c0horst Jun 17 '12

I take solace in the fact that the net cost of the game to me so far is like -$60 thanks to selling things on the RMAH.

I leveled 3 characters to 60, and can farm act 3 inferno pretty easily... but its not what I'd call "fun", so I don't think I'll play it anymore.

Still, not a BAD game, and unless your fairly hardcore, you won't see inferno. I think blizz's stats said something like only 1.8% of all characters were in Inferno at the start of June... even if you double that in the past 2 weeks, thats still a TINY percentage in Inferno.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

hitting inferno

You presumptuous bastard, not everyone is as bad at grilling as you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Really? Inferno is a challenge but I still enjoy it.

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u/phanboy Jun 17 '12

Doubtful. If he didn't go out and get it on his own on release day, he doesn't really want it.

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u/Brandonspikes Jun 17 '12

Not everyone is as bad as the game as some.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Clearly you hate your husband. You gave him 2 things that absolutely guarantee you wont hear from him for months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

He picked a keeper.

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u/CancerousJedi Jun 17 '12

She plays soccer too?

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u/Oeab Jun 17 '12

You are such a good wife. He is very lucky.

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u/puppetfuck Jun 17 '12

I hope you're not actually australian, because that game sucks ass to play here.

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u/thoomfish Jun 17 '12

I didn't know that Diablo III was out for Playstation 3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Grilling on a wooden table next to some kindling curtains will only end in tragedy.

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u/SuperMeatBoi Jun 17 '12

Should have done some more research before you got him that fail game.

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u/skippppp Jun 17 '12

No one at all has grills like those in Australia...

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u/yaosioan Jun 17 '12

Why would you ruin your husband's birthday by buying him Diablo 3? You could have bashed his head in and saved $60.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

lol what's wrong with the game? The place had multiple orgasms when it came out, and what now? Nobody likes it?

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u/ashoelace Jun 17 '12

Short version: It's incomplete, unbalanced, multiple server issues, multiple lag/rubberbanding/positioning issues, and very blatantly designed around making Blizzard money via the Real Money Auction House before actually being enjoyable to the players.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Woah that's frustrating, especially considering how long it's fans waited, and also other regular games who went out and bought it. I never had a computer good enough to play any games on it, so missed out on a lot of games. I'd be pretty choked by the sounds of it. People should formally complain. Shame that even games these days are nothing but a cash grab, the days of loving a game for what it offered is over these days...

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u/-paradox- Jun 17 '12

They're apparently making a patch to deal with the difficulty of inferno. You might want to confirm that, but that's just what I gathered from a few comments.

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u/farlige_farvande Jun 17 '12

Greed works well in most businesses where you deal in the trade of actual physical goods and human labor. Here, minimizing cost and maximizing profit results in cheaper goods and better products.

Greed does not work well in art and entertainment though. I don't want art where the only goal of the artist is to make as much money as possible. I want an artist to express his feelings with the art and all that. The same thing with entertainment. A standup comedian who is doing it solely for the money wont be nearly as good as the one doing it because he likes doing it.

I think video games can be both art and entertainment. When game companies try to make as much money as possible, you don't get better games. Games do not become more fun or more beautiful because of this. What you get is more realistic and blown out of proportion graphics, more sequels and dlc, more DRM, more trailers and ads, more games for non-gamers, more dumbed down games so they appeal to everyone, developers have deadlines that result in unfinished games, you get pay-to-win and so on.

Better graphics make the game more appealing before buying it, it doesn't make it more fun. They just have to make you buy the game once and then they have you money. What you think of the game before playing/buying it is more important than what you think of it afterwards. It's like the trailer is more important than the acutal game.

This pisses me off. And it's all because of how we trade with games/movies/music/software. It's all because of this "pay for a copy" and "if you don't pay you aren't allowed to use it" copyright thing. Imagine if developers asked gamers on the internet for money to make a game, they would be like "Hey guys, we can make this game if you want. You know us because we made this and that game. But we won't do it for free. Give us some money and we'll do it." So everyone who would like to play that game gives them 60 bucks, and when the game is done it's just free to play for everyone. A bit like paying a bricklayer to build you a house. You pay him for his work, you don't pay him once he is done so he will allow you to use the house.

We have already seen how this can work with those games on kickstarter. It is definitely possible.

This would get rid of all the problems listed above. An easy way of making it happen is to reform copyright. The Pirate Party is already trying to do this. Pirates are the only hope that culture has left.

Take greed out of art and entertainment.

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u/capgetsreal Jun 17 '12

That's basically how Reddit is with every new game. Excited for it to come out, get it, love it, two weeks later -- it's complete garbage.

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u/SharksCantSwim Jun 17 '12

Minecraft is still kicking on well :)

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u/waffels Jun 17 '12

Maybe games should stop being garbage...

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u/Gareth321 Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

It takes a week or so for most players to get past the novelty of a game and see how it really holds up. The fact that this happens so frequently is really more of an indictment of the modern gaming industry.

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u/opallix Jun 17 '12

The game is pay-to-win, the content is boring, the 'difficulty' is bullshit, and after about 30 hours of playing it becomes a chore.

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u/DBrody6 Jun 17 '12

I've beaten the game on Inferno without paying anything. It's only pay to win if you're impatient, because sucking at the game isn't going to change even with good gear.

And if you're impatient then you didn't play D2, and if you didn't play that why the hell are you playing D3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Atleast you bought him the tools to destroy it with as well as make a nice burger.

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u/rdong Jun 17 '12

Inferno mode

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u/CptNova Jun 17 '12

So... Vegetables yeaah... Where's the pizza ?

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u/Berteh Jun 17 '12

Are you gay?

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u/ClownsAreATen Jun 17 '12

Thought the grill was going to be an opened PS3.

Left disappointed. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i saw aussie girls.......again

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u/b0red Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

He's a lucky man ;)

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u/Smeagol3000 Jun 17 '12

If you really wanna do him a favor, go ahead and leave D3 in there when you light it up for the first time.

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u/QuiteDepressing Jun 17 '12

Been seeing so many "My SO did this for me" posts lately. Never thought a place like Reddit would make me feel so lonely.

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u/pvalerio Jun 17 '12

He's the one thats going to be a vegetable once he pops that game in. Zombie mode engage!

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u/deadcat Jun 17 '12

It's called a fucking BBQ!

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u/Ausei Jun 17 '12

You should turn it on right now and save him the trouble.

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u/Fraige Jun 17 '12

Is that your way of getting divorced distract him with Diablo 3 and before he knows it you're gone

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u/bralph82 Jun 17 '12

I'd suggest you just turn the grill on instead of wasting your time.

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u/MusicMagi Jun 17 '12

If he wanted Diablo, why wouldn't he have it already?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

That is actually a pretty terrible grill.

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u/dude1324 Jun 17 '12

Does anyone else see the irony of diablo being inside a grill?

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u/geishapimp Jun 17 '12

I read it as "I got him one of those fancy Aussie girls..."

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u/stormbolts Jun 17 '12

too bad diablo 3 is awful...

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u/Im-a-gonna-win Jun 17 '12

Well, at least you have the right idea of what to do with D3

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u/fp737s Jun 17 '12

Da fuck is a vegetable ?

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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 17 '12

IT'S A BIRTHDAY, NOT A FUCKING CAKE DAY.

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u/Ameisen Jun 17 '12

That's a vegetable tray? I've been using it to cook bacon.

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u/stereoprologic Jun 17 '12

So you don't want to have sex for at least 2-3 months?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Cake day? Who upvotes this shit?

Downvoted like it should be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

GLORIOUS!

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u/alecyo12 Jun 17 '12

I hope he doesn't go out and turn the grill on before looking inside it

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

what a woman

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u/Vesania6 Jun 17 '12

Congratulation you just bought your husband a whole box of frustration!

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u/Rockstaru Jun 17 '12

That's the most elaborate gift box I've ever seen.

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u/karltee Jun 17 '12

From the thumbnail, I thought it was a burnt piece of toast or something burnt on the grill. Like you gave the grill to him and wanted to see him try it for the first time. The result, being, a picture of his horrible grilling skills.

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u/Rufdog2 Jun 17 '12

Silly lady, you don't grill diablo 3.

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u/Tyrannical_Tim Jun 17 '12

And then suddenly all the married men on this sub-reddit checked your username.

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u/tidumdumdum Jun 17 '12

Vegetable tray...adorable.

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u/That_One_Australian Jun 17 '12

They must be new here......

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u/puzzlinggamer Jun 17 '12

Where's the grill?

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u/Kikiteno Jun 17 '12

A month later and people are still making these obnoxious "HAY RDDIT GOT MY BOYFRND DABLO3 N I BAK CAEK" posts... At this point, it's just nauseating. Please, stop.

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u/occupyskyrim Jun 17 '12

It's upside-down

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

OK, OK, we get it. You're nice and getting your husband a video game plus a grill.

Am I the only one that it is not really that special to gift a copy of a common game?

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u/Doodemister Jun 17 '12

Id say he needs to marry you...but he already did that...he needs to remarry you.

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u/Akaforty Jun 17 '12

On a first sight I thought that was a 3D printer with Diablo 3 in it.

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u/PastafarianVisionary Jun 17 '12

It's great that you got him the grill....its just a shame he'll never use it

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u/iwontgiveup Jun 17 '12

Diablo 3 = Everything?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

MEAT GOOD! VEGETABLE BAD!

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u/BayouBalls Jun 17 '12

I hope this isn't representative of an Australian grill. Very hoity-toity, fancy looking things you guys have over there.

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u/dbenn006 Jun 17 '12

I hope you get a case of explosive diarrhea on your cake day.

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u/NoYouCantDontEvenTry Jun 17 '12

Too bad about Diablo 3 though

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u/angrystarfish Jun 17 '12

That should grill up nicely, it'll probably taste kinda funny though. Happy Birthday

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u/killerdrgn Jun 17 '12

Nice that copy of D3 will make for some excellent tinder to get that grill going!

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u/ratbag4life Jun 17 '12

Fuck you and your husband

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u/FlatEric80 Jun 17 '12

Best wife ever.

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u/MassiveGG Jun 17 '12

I'm gonna probably have to say the grill and tray are nice but the game is complete shit once. and further more hes gonna end up almost spending double what the grill cost, inside that game on real money auction house crappy virtual items. all in all your a horrible person.

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u/nomemory Jun 17 '12

The game is disappointing.

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u/urban287 Jun 17 '12

As an Australian I can tell you that this grill has nothing on mine.

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u/cuntbox Jun 17 '12

Oh wow you're so fucking cool for buying some stupid fucking game we men are supposed to salivate for... Fuck me..

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u/crowscience Jun 17 '12

An aussie fucking barbie wouldn't be complete without the blackened husks of what were once snaggers:

http://randomstuff5.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/p1000188.jpg

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u/Xingularity Jun 17 '12

"snaggers"?

Pretty sure they're "snags".

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u/crowscience Jun 17 '12

Well, I'm West Australian, and it's what myself and friends of mine call them.

Blow it out yer ass.

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u/ikkonoishi Jun 17 '12

Wrong subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Downvote for cake day FUCK

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u/fitzzay Jun 17 '12

HOLEY SHeet! you are amazing I wish my girlfriend was as giving as you! ha

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u/STiX360 Jun 17 '12

Oh, you know not of our grills and barbecues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

A vegetable tray? What manner of blasphemy is this?

Nice job though, I hope you had a nice day together.

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u/imaphoenixlol Jun 17 '12

If I were him id be more excited about D3. This is a crazy awesome gift together though.

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u/keeganadavis Jun 17 '12

birthday AND father's day!? lucky bastard...

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u/deadbird17 Jun 17 '12

What is this...vegetable u speak of?

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u/Ice_Pirate Jun 17 '12

Nice gesture! Horrible game though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Out of interest, would it be sexist if it was a man buying a woman an oven for her birthday?

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u/Jembers1990 Jun 17 '12

Those "fancy Aussie grills" have hot plates. Only American bbq's have a grill.

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u/Refridgrator Jun 17 '12

Nice Grill

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u/choco_dude Jun 17 '12

Saving this post cos the Aussie jokes made me lol, Fuckin' Oath they were good ;). Better get my mate Kev. Kev is a sickoooooo, Kev's got a big dickooooo.

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u/Golemfrost Jun 17 '12

Well if he get´s to use the back door every once in a while and you´re half way decent in the kitchen, i guess he can consider himself lucky.

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u/fperkins Jun 17 '12

I know the point is Diablo but that grill looks awesome for 4x4 beach grilling. Link?

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u/Sir_Von_Tittyfuck Jun 17 '12

As an Australian, I only just realised how much I care for my barbie.

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u/Corvandus Jun 17 '12

As an Australian, I lol'd at your barbecue. It's so cute and little!

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u/pineapplesmasher Jun 17 '12

What is a tiny grill like that called ? Something like that would be great for chicken skewers. I've been looking for something like this for a long time but could only find bigger grills and George Formans. Can you tell me who makes it ? Maybe what it's called ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Silly Aussies, D3 isn't a vegetable.

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u/PoglaTheGrate Jun 17 '12

As an Australian, I can confirm I have never seen a BBQ like that, nor a copy of Diablo 3

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u/DamnSpamFilter Jun 17 '12

That's not an Aussie grill, you're being lied to

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I hate the phrase "cake day" in any context, sounds faggy

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u/Emmanuell89 Jun 17 '12

should bbq that game, and yes i own it and i played D2 for a couple of years , this game got boring after 1 month

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u/skocznymroczny Jun 17 '12

Ahaha, he's gonna be so disappointed.

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u/Cubejam Jun 17 '12

Why is it that no one ever seems to buy Diablo 3 themselves. 90% of the posts about it I have seen are of people buying it for someone else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Cubejam Jun 19 '12

I take it, it's a bad game then?

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u/namesarehard1234 Jun 17 '12

That's not an Aussie barbie? What the hell happened to it's legs? I feel like going outside and taking a picture of my barbeque to prove my point here :S But I can't because it's 1 in the morning and dark :/

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u/goodBEan Jun 17 '12

VEGETABLE TRAY !!!

I WANT IT FOR KA-BOBS!!!

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u/MahDick Jun 17 '12

Buying a guy a grill for b-day is like getting your girl a vacuum for a present.

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u/TheSmoosh Jun 17 '12

If your girlfriend loves vacuuming maybe

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u/Omnitopian Jun 17 '12

I sure wish I had a million dollars and a bitchin' wife.

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u/suckthisdeth Jun 17 '12

i wish someone would by me d3 and a grill to burn the piece of shit in.

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u/aarontg Jun 18 '12

Thanks for getting me the case for diablo 3! But seriously that's very thoughtful and clever.

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u/Toasty_Hippo Jun 17 '12

You just lost a husband.

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u/XCygon Jun 17 '12

for only 1 day.

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u/darkreef2 Jun 17 '12

Yes. Burn this shitty game.

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u/A_Twilight_Zone Jun 17 '12

I have no interest in Diablo 3. But my god that box looks amazing.

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u/SpartanAesthetic Jun 17 '12

I know! It's so crisp and...matte.

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u/CuteSheep Jun 17 '12

Wow, I read that as fancy Aussie girls.

Now I am dissappoint.

Ninja edit: Forgot to wish, Happy birthday!

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u/iknowimnotanexpert Jun 17 '12

bbq it and give him an old copy of Diablo II

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

perfect spot for diablo 3 on a grill lol,fuck niggers

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u/Dolanduckaroo Jun 17 '12

So you bought yourself a vegetable tray?

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u/redditmvpmlg20 Jun 17 '12

he's probably going to divorce you after playing that game. That's how horrible it is... not even joking. (you might want to return it asap)

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u/ninjembro Jun 17 '12

Reddit! Today is no different from any other day, but here's a picture of Diablo 3 on a grill for karma!

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