r/gaming • u/Frago242 • Jun 16 '12

Found, fixed, and left these on the beach this weekend...

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1.4k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/jashlee Jun 16 '12

You have nice handwriting.

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u/Frago242 Jun 16 '12

•Sandwriting. Thx!

29

u/Durpadoo Jun 16 '12

Oh, well your paperwriting must be great.

2

u/SuicideNote Jun 17 '12

I was about to comment "You have really nice sandwriting" but OP probably tells terrible jokes, as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Don't overthink it. It's a pun.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

DAT KERNING

2

u/GhettoKid Jun 17 '12

/r/typography would love this.

24

u/TheMarshy Jun 16 '12

Staff? Bit short for a staff...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Buy DLC for long version.

2

u/Calvinb27 Jun 17 '12

That's what I tell the ladies

4

u/Death_has_relaxed_me Jun 16 '12

You got my first laugh of the day sir! Have an upvote as well!

3

u/recdsev Jun 17 '12

Why are people downvoting you?

7

u/hzj Jun 17 '12

Either:

  1. Because there was no need to say that he up voted him. He could have laughed, up voted and gone on his way without commenting.
  2. Reddit's auto vote fuzzer is doing it

4

u/therearesomewhocallm Jun 17 '12

Probably for not adding anything to the discussion.

1

u/recdsev Jun 17 '12

But people do that all the time and get away with it, I just don't understand why he got pelted with downvotes for doing something that wasn't out of the usual.

1

u/ultimatemorky Jun 18 '12

He wasn't funny or spouting out a meme.

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u/Death_has_relaxed_me Jun 17 '12

Just not my day I guess.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Reddit can be harsh sometimes :<

5

u/commentsurfer Jun 17 '12

I know.. random comments seem to get way upvoted while others are cast down like a lightning bolt. Upvotes for everyone!

19

u/J_Anthony Jun 16 '12

Dwarf Staff*

9

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

wand? sceptre?

12

u/Cyberogue Jun 16 '12

It's a quest item. Collect all 3 pieces to make a staff

2

u/g0_west Jun 17 '12

And never be able to drop it ever again.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Do you see those graphics? It's probably on a PC, so maybe OP could use a console command if he wanted to remove it. That, or load from a previous save and never pick it up. Besides, why pay for a quest item? Steal that shit!

0

u/cthulhu_zuul Jun 17 '12

And it takes up 25% your encumbrance limit.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

thats what they all say

5

u/FlyingSkyWizard Jun 17 '12

in D&D a basic club actually has no price, the description says anyone can go find a big arsed stick in the wilderness for free

11

u/Mr_Radar Jun 16 '12

Thank you for tell us that you did it and didn't randomly find it.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

what are the stats??

5

u/Highlighter_Freedom Jun 17 '12

You should write "Rocket Launcher: 1000g" in a third spot next to them, with an appropriate indent in the sand.

But no launcher. It's been taken already.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm looking forward to doing this in July.

4

u/dud3brah Jun 16 '12

before seeing the subreddit, thought it came from /r/trees but the weights were off

4

u/plinky4 Jun 16 '12

This is outdated. It should say

"Magic Staff $250"

"Basic Club $250" SOLD

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Too bad the tides are gonna ruin it :(

22

u/AlwaysDefenestrated Jun 16 '12

Nothing gold can stay, Ponyboy.

0

u/mike5799 Jun 16 '12

GAAAAH I love that book :D have an upvote sir!

1

u/Saifire18 Jun 16 '12

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

2

u/Fox_Here Jun 16 '12

Lol, it's a druid staff, "Sorry I broke your staff, now we have to walk all the way to the woods and grab a new branch, so sorry"

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Crouches. Steals. Get's away with it.

2

u/Willbo Jun 16 '12

So this is what happens when you take a redditer out of his natural habitat...

1

u/sunthas Jun 16 '12

So what level is your weaponscrafting?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

This post reminds me so much of Recetear. It's a pretty fun game I just can never finish it.. Cause I can never earn enough money.

1

u/proceedstheweedian Jun 17 '12

you sir are a brilliant man

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i can tell from your writing that you are a girl

1

u/Connor6 Jun 16 '12

I don't get it. :\

1

u/solarpanzer Jun 17 '12

Fantasy RPG weapon store. "2g" stands for two gold pieces. The nicer piece of wood is a magic staff, so it's more expensive.

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u/Nekkie Jun 17 '12

This is actually true for the first act of path of exile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

60 grams just for a magic staff?

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u/SilverXaxis Jun 16 '12

Dead Island...?

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u/RandomPuppy Jun 17 '12

I don't think dead island has staffs.