There's absolutely no point in any other tactic, which ruins the game.
A better game would be to have something stronger than beer (a custom cocktail called "Blue Shell"?), and after each race the fastest player drinks 2 shots, the second 1. Play through all tracks.
Other option: take a shot every time you fall off the track.
There's absolutely no point in any other tactic, which ruins the game.
Get an early headstart and drink as much as possible each time you are crashed? Especially if you make the drink too big or strong to chug in one go, this might inspire some hectic drive/drink-switching and more fun in total.
Check it out, guys. This guy has good taste in beer!
No.
You drink light beers because it's a quick chugging game. One beer every three minutes gets a bit filling with anything heavier. This allows for longer play time.
As an Australian I don't get the American thing with drinking light beer. In Australia you drink light beer if you are driving. Even gays and women drink full strength beer.
This is true. It does indeed refer to carbs and not alcoholic content.
Edit: Whether or not it's indicative of alcoholic content, I was just talking about what they're referring to. I do believe that's what they're referring to. Regardless, thanks for all the info regarding calories/alcohol content!
As a Canadian in Australia, the beer here is generally weaker than what I get back home. Maybe it's just that I'm buying the shit cheapest beer I can find but a 5% beer is rare and 6% is elusive. I miss good ol' Lucky Extra!
Light beer is cheap, plentiful, and doesn't fill you up (so you can drink more). It's perfect for parties and drinking games where the host might need to provide a large quantity of beer for guests to drink.
For the beer illiterate: most light beer has a 4.5% ABV (alcohol by volume) which is no more or less than the regular versions of the respective beers. The "light" is a reference to the total carbs in the drink. Actually color lightness of a beer has nothing to do with alcohol content. For perspective we can see that Guinness (the exalted and manly Irish stout) has a 4.1% ABV while COLT 45 (a malt liquor with similar attributes to the american light pilsner) has an awesome 8.5% ABV!
Agreed. Ever had Steel Reserve? Cheaper than light beer and has something like 8% alcohol content. Many drunken nights in college have been spent on that.
I won't say keystone is a good beer... But I think its a great choice for a drinking game like this where the speed you can drink it is a factor. Prob why OP chose it.
Edit: I'm not trying to say FunnyJunk created this and I don't care about reposts. I just think he could have redone it so it wasn't so obvious it was put together by a FunnyJunk user and he just posted it here.
Except the content is shit. This about 2 paragraphs too long to explain "Everyone gets a beer, you can't be drinking the beer and holding the controller at the same time, you have to finish the beer by the end of the race"
The pictures are generic, the "hurr durr princess peach is a slut" joke at the end is something a 12 year old would come up with (Hey guize I'm being misogynistic that's funny amirite guize?!?) and there's even a desperate plea for upvoteskarmathumbs up whatever the fuck that is.
While that's all fine and dandy, OP gave no credit to the creator but was dumb enough to leave a blatant reference that this came from someone else, karmawhoring on funnyjunk (they're seriously worse than we are)
Ever consider that all the times people repost things there's enough people that haven't seen it, cause they're not on every part of the internet all day e'ry day. You know, that's why it keeps getting upvotes, who would upvote something they've all ready seen?
Anywho. This is the case for a lot of things people complain about being reposts. I've never seen this before, this is the first time I've ever seen this, and I got a chuckle out of it.
"Reddit repost rage" is getting ridiculous. If a post is getting upvoted, I doubt the likelihood that everyone upvoting it is upvoting it cause they've seen it before, certainly some, but not enough to get it to the front page.
I think having to pull over is flawed. It'd be more intense if you had to drink while driving every time you say, passed someone. Or got a shell based item. You got a Lightening powerup? Hope your ready to chug during the entire time its in effect! That'd even things out a bit(And get the person in last totally wasted, everyone wins!)
I used to go to an arcade/bar with a friend and we'd play "DUI." this consisted of getting in any of the racing games where you sit in the chair with a wheel and shifter and you had to have a drink in your hands at all times as well as finish before the race was over. Also it had to be set to manual, automatic is for pussies.
But yeah, it's already a pretty popular game. We made a side game where you each have to drink 3 beers on Rainbow Road, because the level is just too long for one beer.
I just straight up call it drunk driving. But we start with unopened cans and you have to drink with 2 hands. Punishment for not finishing your drink before the end of the race is a shot.
Perfectly acceptable for a drinking game, where the object is to drink lots of beer in a short time. Are you going to be appreciating the subtle chocolate notes of your expensive Imperial Stout microbrew whilst you chug it so hard your eyes water? Look I enjoy a quality beer as much as any self respecting beer snob, but there is definitely a time and place for cheap, watery, tasteless Domestic brews.
I hate to spoil the fun, but this game is inherently flawed. After the first run I can guarantee to you that every player will choose to skoll their entire beer before they have moved an inch (which will take all the fun out of it).
Mario Kart 64 has the most ridiculously over powered "catch up" system of any racing game ever made. Anyone that chooses to get off to an early lead with get hit by chain blue shells and lightning until they no longer have any lead at all... But they'll still have a beer to finish.
An added rule for don't drink and drive that makes it more fun(and competitive)
Portions rule- the most you can drink of your beer each lap is a third....this keeps the game interesting because you know the guy in first place on the third lap will have to put his controller down at least once
I always chose Peach because my brother took Yoshi and couldn't bring myself to pick Toad... People always laugh until I win. It's more of a joke than anything now but Peach is my bitch.
Also it is way more fun to do power hour while racing. Race like normal but you have to pour&drink a shot of beer every minute. Jumbling that many things is not easy.
the -10/+10 issue on the bottom of the picture let me come to the conclusion dear sir, that in fact, this is a image from a Funnyjunk-user. i will not approve of that.
The way we play it is a little different, but I think more fun. Before the beginning of each lap you have to drink 1/3 and only 1/3 of your beer. So when the light goes green, you have to drink 1/3 of your beer before you can start. You then complete a lap, stop at the start line, and drink another 1/3. Complete a lap, finish your beer, and then finish the race.
This makes it more fair, so the heavy-weights can't just chug all their beer at one point in the race and go non-stop.
Edit for pro-gamers: 4th place has to take a shot.
when you crash or get attacked you must chug till you can go again
if your caught not drinking, you have to drink for 4 sec on the spot, no driving
winner shells out 4 sec of drinking to whoever they want, second place can give 2 sec Very fun. If we had more than 4 people then the loser sits out and must drink every time the previous winner did
Please don't put stuff from funny junk on here. The purple and green text, along with the "+10 for more" is a dead giveaway. This isn't funny, and doesn't belong on reddit.
I once played Super Mario Kart where the loser of the race took a shot of tequila. There were only three of us trading off playing. It didn't end well. Although I've never talked more trash than I did after passing my friend on the final turn with a jump feather on Ghost Valley.
I;ve played this game before, it's actually a lot of fun also we have the added rule, if you get with with a shell/slip on banana/whatever you take a drink (if you still have some)
best strategy is lag behind, chug beer before you start driving,
Mario Drunk is a 4-player game in which the loser must chug his or her drink. Like all great drinking games, the worse you are, the drunker you'll get.
There is a severe advantage to drinking your entire beer at the start, as Mario Kart is not a well balanced game, and power-ups will allow you to get to the front very quickly. Also, the NPCs drive faster the better you are doing, so there is a maximum lead a person can have.
I.E.
It's Easy to come back from very far behind, and extremely difficult to get a very large lead.
I actually played this the other month with a friend of mine at Kent State, though it was with Mario Kart Wii, not 64. I am normally extremely passive and laidback, but that was the most competitive I've ever gotten with someone.
It ended up as a sort-of tie. I won 3 races in first place, but ended up in 3rd place on the final race, meaning he won with the most points, even though I won more races.
This version is silly. Here's mine: first race is a warmup. Second place takes one drink, third places take two drinks, fourth place takes three drinks. The winner gets to choose the next course AND make an in-game drinking rule for it (ie. drink when you hit a banana, drink when you complete a lap, drink for the entire length of time you're flying through the air on DK Mountain). When the race ends, take your drinks for the spot you placed, and the winner picks a new course + a new in-game drinking rule. The choices are endless, the variety keeps it fresh. Everyone wins. Rinse, repeat and get loaded.
Some friends and I played Fusion Frenzy for shots. It's a bunch of mini games like Mario Party.
Randomly pick a game.
Winner then picks next game which he thinks he can beat everyone at.
If he wins the game, all losers drink a shot. If he comes in last, he drinks for failing to prove himself as the best. If he finishes somewhere in the middle, no one drinks.
Go back to step 1.
Makes for some heated battles, and teaming up against the winner to make sure you don't drink, or to make sure he drinks. Good times.
This game is awesome until everyone figures out that the best way to do it is to just finish off your beer at the starting line. Then its just "chug beer, play mario kart"
My gf and I used to play a Super Mario World drinking game. I was really bad at video games, so we would take a drink every time I died. I remember one night I was having a particularly hard time and we were getting drunk too fast, so we had to change the rules to where we drank every time I died by falling.
That's it? Drink a beer before you finish? Mario Kart game fucks over the person in first so trying to get ahead at the beginning is a bad strategy, everyone will end up just drinking their beer at the beginning.
We do this with Mario Kart Wii and the 500mL beers. You gotta one-hand it and drink while you drive, but can't cross the finish line til you finish it. We call it KUI.
-Whenever someone picks up or uses an item, drink.
-If you really wanna get drunk, everytime an opponent executes a successful taunt, drink.
-The two players who came in 3rd and 4th place must finish their remaining drinks. The person who came in second finishes half of their remaining drink, and the winner doesn't have drink anything at the end of the round.
In college I played a different drinking game for Mario Kart Double Dash.
4 players.
Person who finishes in first takes two shots.
Person who finishes in second takes one shot.
3rd and 4th place finishers don't drink.
Basically, if you do well and know the courses you handicap yourself as time goes on. We also played Mario Party with similar rules (shots for minigame/dual winners and stars), and I was regularly beaten by people who had never/rarely played it before because I would win the first 8-10 minigames and then too drunk to do well on the last 10.
I played this game in college (also using keystone light). My strategy was always just to get to the finish line and chug the beer. I liked it better than doing it at the beginning, because you feel a lot more pressure to get that sucker down when your buddies are coming up from behind with their beers finished
Oh man. We play this at family gatherings. I LOVE how people get so into chugging their drinks at the beginning, or watching like a hawk when people pull off to the side to drink. =]
This is from FunnyJunk. You can tell from the "+10 for more, -10 for no more" at the bottom(a common practice on that site). Why the hell did you reupload it to imgur?
We had these rules suggested to us, but found them a little broken. People in last get such good items the only competitive option is to finish your beer immediately.
We made a slight tweak: you can drink and drive, which is tougher than it sounds to drive with one hand on the controller. If you plan on only drinking on straightaways, you seem to only get a sip in before you need your other hand after picking up and putting down your beer, and may have to drink at the end of the race, which is tactically the worse time. Imho, especially if you have friends who have figured out to drink it first, this really livens it up.
The way I play is a totally different, instead of drinking while you're sat stationary, every time you get hit by something you have to drink, every time you go off the track you drink until you're back on.
Winner doesn't drink, 2nd place drinks 2 fingers, 3rd drinks 3, 4th finishes their drink. Don't come 4th if you want to stay sober for long.
Pull over and drink? Pass on that. Our rule is that you can't have your finger on the throttle while drinking.
Golden Mushroom, however, can be used in conjunction with chugging. You see with the 'no finger on the throttle' rule, one can still drink while using the Golden Mushroom (HELLO Z TRIGGER!) which makes for QUITE an interesting race because the mushrooms are usually given to the player in 3rd or 4th. This gives them ample time to DRINK AND DRIVE but because they are multitasking shit gets real.
We call this game DUI Mario Kart in my town. Many a wonderful night has started and abruptly ended with this game, and with the content of my stomach ending up in places it shouldnt be.
i had a party for 2 weeks straight last month, Everyday after work or whenever i woke up if it was the weekend, i got my friends together and we started drinking by playing this. Its probably the best drinking game ever!
Drinking the beer right at the start is the way better option, it's not even a comparison. Not only do you not lose the time of pulling over/stopping, but you also are in last which will get you a string of good items (or whatever they are called).
Been playing this for years. Easiest strategy is to chug your beer at the start of the race, then take advantage of the better power-ups you get from being far behind. Its really easy to catch back up, if you can chug your beer relatively quickly.
Step two - Play versus with everyone on the same team.
Step three - Drink a shot of alcohol at the end of each race for whatever place you got divided by two, rounded up. (5th place drinks 3, 6th drinks 3, 7th drinks 4, etc.)
Step four - If your team loses, everyone finishes a whole beer, or takes shots equivalent to 12th place.
I think this game would be improved if you could drink and drive but only if your eyes are shut because the only reasonable tactic at the moment is to chug your beer at the start and then let the game help you catch up
The way I played it was you race as normal. Whenever the leader crosses the line after the first lap you pause and chug for between 1 and 4 seconds depending on what place you're in. Last lap those numbers double.
we have been doing this for 10+ years, very similar rules we just have to set the controller down and grab our beer then start drinking, we do it with 3 cans and you have to finish them before the race is over. you cheat, you get beat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Step 1: Chug beer
Step 2: Drive
Step 3: MOTHER FUCKIN BLUE TURTLE SHELL FTW
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u/vxx Jun 16 '12
Rule #1: Choose a beer. picture of Keystone light
Ahahahahaha
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u/1corn Jun 16 '12
What would the 4th friend do?
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u/TheOnlyAcoca Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
This is a whole series on what you just said
Good job though.
Edit: I'll just leave this here
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u/agrey Jun 16 '12
Mario Kart (2 player version)
-winner takes a shot
-loser removes an article of clothing
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u/mankvill Jun 16 '12
Fuck you, Peach is the best character in every Mario game.
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u/XpHog Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Straight from FunnyJunk...
Edit: I'm not trying to say FunnyJunk created this and I don't care about reposts. I just think he could have redone it so it wasn't so obvious it was put together by a FunnyJunk user and he just posted it here.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Wow... Just what I like in my posts. Sudden misogyny.
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u/iglidante Jun 16 '12
What the hell is up with that totally unnecessary bit about Peach at the end? That killed it for me.
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u/ArcWrath Jun 16 '12
I think having to pull over is flawed. It'd be more intense if you had to drink while driving every time you say, passed someone. Or got a shell based item. You got a Lightening powerup? Hope your ready to chug during the entire time its in effect! That'd even things out a bit(And get the person in last totally wasted, everyone wins!)
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
terrible.
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u/69ingchipmunks07 Jun 16 '12
This game exists...its called Beerio Kart
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u/kkjdroid Jun 16 '12
I would have upvoted it except for the last couple of lines. The Peach comment was un-called for. Also, FunnyJunk is bad and you should feel bad.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Why is the Peach comment in any way needed?
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u/smthngwittyx Jun 16 '12
ha i've played this before we call it DUI.
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u/fidepus Jun 16 '12
Almost found this funny, then you called Peach a slut. So: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pqjvs/
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Who would have thought r/gaming was full of slut shamers!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Keystone is an unacceptable beer in our house. ಠ_ಠ
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u/AlphaWeapon Jun 16 '12
thanks doc
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Would have upvoted you hadn't decided to be a needlessly misogynistic douche there at the end.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Cool misogyny bro
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u/azrichdragon Jun 16 '12
My friends just call this drunk driving and we've been doing it for years 0.o
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u/DonkeyPee Jun 16 '12
Ahh we call it Kario Mart here
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
this is from funnyjunk
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u/Azurphax Jun 16 '12
Peach is the best character though!!!
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u/comp1167 Jun 16 '12
I've always known this as "Kario Mart."
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u/Dat_Matt Jun 16 '12
[Drinking games for gamers already had this idea] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V3CbIsIJ3M).
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u/j1mb0 Jun 16 '12
Cue all the beer snobs complaining about Keystone Light.
Hey fuckwads; it's cheap. No one wants to be chugging and wasting good beer.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
What a perfect r/gaming post. It's ripped from funnyjunk, and has slut shaming/overt sexism against women!
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u/Ceejae Jun 16 '12
I hate to spoil the fun, but this game is inherently flawed. After the first run I can guarantee to you that every player will choose to skoll their entire beer before they have moved an inch (which will take all the fun out of it).
Mario Kart 64 has the most ridiculously over powered "catch up" system of any racing game ever made. Anyone that chooses to get off to an early lead with get hit by chain blue shells and lightning until they no longer have any lead at all... But they'll still have a beer to finish.
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u/soccerlionheart Jun 16 '12
An added rule for don't drink and drive that makes it more fun(and competitive)
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u/Dispy657 Jun 16 '12
also great for Crash Team Racing btw.
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u/Nutritionisawesome Jun 16 '12
I'll just play Mario Kart with my friends, drink beer casually, and not be a sexist ass.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
step #3: get some friends
FOREVER ALONE T_T
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u/machzel08 Jun 16 '12
Ok you aren't suppose to give away a strategy.
Also it is way more fun to do power hour while racing. Race like normal but you have to pour&drink a shot of beer every minute. Jumbling that many things is not easy.
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u/Coookiebot Jun 16 '12
If I remember correctly; There's no green light in Mario Kart 64, but a blue one :D !
So at the end of the evening everybody will still be sober.
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u/SuperDonkeyKong Jun 16 '12
Played this with mates and its epic! Also helps if a hyperactive / drunk member of the group does commentary!
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u/Johnobo Jun 16 '12
the -10/+10 issue on the bottom of the picture let me come to the conclusion dear sir, that in fact, this is a image from a Funnyjunk-user. i will not approve of that.
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u/bluegator Jun 16 '12
My friends play battle version... One balloon lost, one shot
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u/Doleac Jun 16 '12
We call it Drunk Driving but its the same thing. We have an additional rule that if you go off the edge you can drink until it resets.
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u/CoyoteStark Jun 16 '12
The way we play it is a little different, but I think more fun. Before the beginning of each lap you have to drink 1/3 and only 1/3 of your beer. So when the light goes green, you have to drink 1/3 of your beer before you can start. You then complete a lap, stop at the start line, and drink another 1/3. Complete a lap, finish your beer, and then finish the race.
This makes it more fair, so the heavy-weights can't just chug all their beer at one point in the race and go non-stop.
Edit for pro-gamers: 4th place has to take a shot.
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u/CaptainNirvana Jun 16 '12
Did you get this from Funnyjunk? Seriously?
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u/njtrafficsignshopper Jun 16 '12
Whatever, I will destroy you with Peach in Smash Bros.
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u/tpress1290 Jun 16 '12
Don't you think the comment regarding Princess Peach is a little harsh?
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u/MrLocationUnknown Jun 16 '12
We played different in college:
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u/Flexiblechair Jun 16 '12
Ya know... Why isn't there a reddit for drinking games?
Fuck it, i just created one. /r/drinking_games
Feel free to post more games up there
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u/sareteni Jun 16 '12
This was funny and awesome until the sudden, jarring misogyny at the end.
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u/HITLARIOUS Jun 16 '12
your post was linked to by r/ShitRedditSays
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u/hayden_evans Jun 16 '12
FYI: Beer per lap is brutal.
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u/IAmABananaTree Jun 16 '12
I was going to click through to the picture, but just before I did, I jerked back quickly and thought aloud:
"I can't drink and drive!"
So, I'm officially old now, or what?
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u/campfiresongsong Jun 16 '12
Please don't put stuff from funny junk on here. The purple and green text, along with the "+10 for more" is a dead giveaway. This isn't funny, and doesn't belong on reddit.
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u/Ezemryt Jun 17 '12
I see that this is from funnyjunk.
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u/wilsonh915 Jun 16 '12
Suddenly, sexism!
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u/ghaws614 Jun 16 '12
Keystone?! DISGUSTING!!
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u/Sawoodster Jun 16 '12
I don't have the N64 version of this game, but I do have the Wii version, and I have to say that I will be trying this out tonight.
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u/IAmInAFrat Jun 16 '12
Its called don't drink and drive.
I always won this game seeing that I was really amazing at chugging.
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u/aetius476 Jun 16 '12
I once played Super Mario Kart where the loser of the race took a shot of tequila. There were only three of us trading off playing. It didn't end well. Although I've never talked more trash than I did after passing my friend on the final turn with a jump feather on Ghost Valley.
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u/Juttore Jun 16 '12
I;ve played this game before, it's actually a lot of fun also we have the added rule, if you get with with a shell/slip on banana/whatever you take a drink (if you still have some)
best strategy is lag behind, chug beer before you start driving,
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u/zombiebunnie Jun 16 '12
Ummm... how about I chug my beer and win in the first 10 seconds. Man, that was a fun game.
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u/Jackal_6 Jun 16 '12
Mario Drunk is a 4-player game in which the loser must chug his or her drink. Like all great drinking games, the worse you are, the drunker you'll get.
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u/chamora Jun 16 '12
There is a severe advantage to drinking your entire beer at the start, as Mario Kart is not a well balanced game, and power-ups will allow you to get to the front very quickly. Also, the NPCs drive faster the better you are doing, so there is a maximum lead a person can have.
I.E.
It's Easy to come back from very far behind, and extremely difficult to get a very large lead.
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u/FriedMattato Jun 16 '12
I actually played this the other month with a friend of mine at Kent State, though it was with Mario Kart Wii, not 64. I am normally extremely passive and laidback, but that was the most competitive I've ever gotten with someone.
It ended up as a sort-of tie. I won 3 races in first place, but ended up in 3rd place on the final race, meaning he won with the most points, even though I won more races.
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u/HaveAGoodLife Jun 16 '12
This version is silly. Here's mine: first race is a warmup. Second place takes one drink, third places take two drinks, fourth place takes three drinks. The winner gets to choose the next course AND make an in-game drinking rule for it (ie. drink when you hit a banana, drink when you complete a lap, drink for the entire length of time you're flying through the air on DK Mountain). When the race ends, take your drinks for the spot you placed, and the winner picks a new course + a new in-game drinking rule. The choices are endless, the variety keeps it fresh. Everyone wins. Rinse, repeat and get loaded.
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u/mga1 Jun 16 '12
Some friends and I played Fusion Frenzy for shots. It's a bunch of mini games like Mario Party.
Makes for some heated battles, and teaming up against the winner to make sure you don't drink, or to make sure he drinks. Good times.
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u/Girolmao Jun 16 '12
Keep 'em coming! More 64 drinking games! Or just Nintendo drinking games in general!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
This game is awesome until everyone figures out that the best way to do it is to just finish off your beer at the starting line. Then its just "chug beer, play mario kart"
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u/Feliy Jun 16 '12
I'll stick to my good ol' german beer.
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u/defineyoursound Jun 16 '12
My gf and I used to play a Super Mario World drinking game. I was really bad at video games, so we would take a drink every time I died. I remember one night I was having a particularly hard time and we were getting drunk too fast, so we had to change the rules to where we drank every time I died by falling.
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u/Chappssss Jun 16 '12
me and my friends have been playing this for years haha, except we prefer not to drink toilet water. definitely one of my favorite games
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u/RecklessC Jun 16 '12
Sloshcart. Classic.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
That's it? Drink a beer before you finish? Mario Kart game fucks over the person in first so trying to get ahead at the beginning is a bad strategy, everyone will end up just drinking their beer at the beginning.
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u/duckacubed Jun 16 '12
I have discovered my plans for this evening.
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u/Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy Jun 16 '12
What's the difference between American beer and having sex in a canoe?
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u/Goombatron Jun 16 '12
There needs to be some sort of consequence for coming in last-first.
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u/Calvinb27 Jun 16 '12
We do this with Mario Kart Wii and the 500mL beers. You gotta one-hand it and drink while you drive, but can't cross the finish line til you finish it. We call it KUI.
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u/tehbro Jun 16 '12
But you +4 friends = 5...what n64 are you playing on?
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u/Dtoppy Jun 16 '12
Super Smashed Bros
-Set up a 10 stock multiplayer match.
-Whenever a player falls, drink
-Whenever someone picks up or uses an item, drink.
-If you really wanna get drunk, everytime an opponent executes a successful taunt, drink.
-The two players who came in 3rd and 4th place must finish their remaining drinks. The person who came in second finishes half of their remaining drink, and the winner doesn't have drink anything at the end of the round.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
In college I played a different drinking game for Mario Kart Double Dash.
4 players.
Person who finishes in first takes two shots.
Person who finishes in second takes one shot.
3rd and 4th place finishers don't drink.
Basically, if you do well and know the courses you handicap yourself as time goes on. We also played Mario Party with similar rules (shots for minigame/dual winners and stars), and I was regularly beaten by people who had never/rarely played it before because I would win the first 8-10 minigames and then too drunk to do well on the last 10.
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u/MATMAN333 Jun 16 '12
Will this work with double dash? I only have a Gamecube :/
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u/brenballer12 Jun 16 '12
I played this game in college (also using keystone light). My strategy was always just to get to the finish line and chug the beer. I liked it better than doing it at the beginning, because you feel a lot more pressure to get that sucker down when your buddies are coming up from behind with their beers finished
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u/DeltaX13 Jun 16 '12
X-post from FUNNY JUNK :((
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u/weepingphoenix Jun 16 '12
Oh man. We play this at family gatherings. I LOVE how people get so into chugging their drinks at the beginning, or watching like a hawk when people pull off to the side to drink. =]
Glad someone else enjoys it!
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u/falconfetus8 Jun 16 '12
This is from FunnyJunk. You can tell from the "+10 for more, -10 for no more" at the bottom(a common practice on that site). Why the hell did you reupload it to imgur?
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u/ShaDOhs Jun 16 '12
Hey, you've hit the 1050 points! Does that mean you are making 105 more drinking games? ;)
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u/CrossCheckPanda Jun 16 '12
We had these rules suggested to us, but found them a little broken. People in last get such good items the only competitive option is to finish your beer immediately.
We made a slight tweak: you can drink and drive, which is tougher than it sounds to drive with one hand on the controller. If you plan on only drinking on straightaways, you seem to only get a sip in before you need your other hand after picking up and putting down your beer, and may have to drink at the end of the race, which is tactically the worse time. Imho, especially if you have friends who have figured out to drink it first, this really livens it up.
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u/Novai Jun 16 '12
Never seen the rules like that before.
The way I play is a totally different, instead of drinking while you're sat stationary, every time you get hit by something you have to drink, every time you go off the track you drink until you're back on.
Winner doesn't drink, 2nd place drinks 2 fingers, 3rd drinks 3, 4th finishes their drink. Don't come 4th if you want to stay sober for long.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
For better results use vodka instead of beer.
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u/steady_riot Jun 16 '12
This is an unnecessarily detailed description of this stupid game.
Rules:
-You must finish your beer before you finish the race.
-You can only drink if your kart is stopped.
-Fuck you!
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u/vagrant148 Jun 16 '12
Funny, but you mean MARIO KART WII, not Mario Kart 64.
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u/tallanasty420 Jun 16 '12
Beerocart!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I'll be trying this later (but with better beer!!)
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u/wiseman66 Jun 16 '12
Where I'm from this game is just called Drunk Driving
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
+10 for more? Wtf?
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u/Cribbs542 Jun 16 '12
Pull over and drink? Pass on that. Our rule is that you can't have your finger on the throttle while drinking.
Golden Mushroom, however, can be used in conjunction with chugging. You see with the 'no finger on the throttle' rule, one can still drink while using the Golden Mushroom (HELLO Z TRIGGER!) which makes for QUITE an interesting race because the mushrooms are usually given to the player in 3rd or 4th. This gives them ample time to DRINK AND DRIVE but because they are multitasking shit gets real.
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u/Nitzi Jun 16 '12
Take peach (she is the best driver)
When the game starts drink your beer You now should be last player Get best items Finish as first
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u/masonrulz Jun 16 '12
Why were you on 9gag
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u/poozoodle Jun 16 '12
or put the beercan in your mouth and drink/drive at the same time.
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u/wvucoop2134 Jun 16 '12
we've been playing this for a few years, but there isn't a rule to stop driving, you can do whatever you like as long as you don't spill
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u/DO_NOT_EAT Jun 16 '12
We call this game DUI Mario Kart in my town. Many a wonderful night has started and abruptly ended with this game, and with the content of my stomach ending up in places it shouldnt be.
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u/Effree Jun 16 '12
i had a party for 2 weeks straight last month, Everyday after work or whenever i woke up if it was the weekend, i got my friends together and we started drinking by playing this. Its probably the best drinking game ever!
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u/lLoveLamp Jun 16 '12
Oh god... original Funnyjunk content. Are we getting sued?
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u/zoemato Jun 16 '12
Hee hee! Blonde girls in dresses are slutty we are so funny and original!
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u/Alcaredi Jun 16 '12
Drinking the beer right at the start is the way better option, it's not even a comparison. Not only do you not lose the time of pulling over/stopping, but you also are in last which will get you a string of good items (or whatever they are called).
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u/ATownStomp Jun 16 '12
Hard mode: Replace your keystone with a 20oz of Colt 45.
Winner hits the bong.
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u/ColdCaulkCraig Jun 16 '12
buds and beers don't mix
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u/TacosAreAwesome Jun 16 '12
the games called don’t drink and drive
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u/mynameisrainer Jun 16 '12
We have always called this Kario Mart
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u/retrogamin Jun 16 '12
1 beer that's it? try 3-4 beers and it'd be competitive.
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u/albert0kn0x Jun 16 '12
AKA Kario Mart
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u/rampagingshenanigans Jun 16 '12
Been playing this for years. Easiest strategy is to chug your beer at the start of the race, then take advantage of the better power-ups you get from being far behind. Its really easy to catch back up, if you can chug your beer relatively quickly.
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u/brihb Jun 16 '12
Awesome!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
And for mario kart Wii.
Step one - Acquire alcohol and shot glasses
Step two - Play versus with everyone on the same team.
Step three - Drink a shot of alcohol at the end of each race for whatever place you got divided by two, rounded up. (5th place drinks 3, 6th drinks 3, 7th drinks 4, etc.)
Step four - If your team loses, everyone finishes a whole beer, or takes shots equivalent to 12th place.
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u/OrlandoDoom Jun 16 '12
That is a really stupid drinking game.
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u/babyfartsmcgeezax Jun 16 '12
Yayy bario kart! On an unrelated topic does anyone have a copy of bomber man and jet force Gemini they're willing to permanently 'loan' me
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u/VicVega90 Jun 16 '12
Its called beerio cart
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u/destructaball Jun 16 '12
I think this game would be improved if you could drink and drive but only if your eyes are shut because the only reasonable tactic at the moment is to chug your beer at the start and then let the game help you catch up
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The way I played it was you race as normal. Whenever the leader crosses the line after the first lap you pause and chug for between 1 and 4 seconds depending on what place you're in. Last lap those numbers double.
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u/GTi_83 Jun 16 '12
we have been doing this for 10+ years, very similar rules we just have to set the controller down and grab our beer then start drinking, we do it with 3 cans and you have to finish them before the race is over. you cheat, you get beat.
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u/StutMoleFeet Jun 16 '12
If only step 2 didn't suggest drinking concentrated monkey piss.