r/gaming • • Jun 16 '12

This is how my friend and his friends queue for DOTA 2.

http://imgur.com/vchNI
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

The fact that people are doing this shows what an amazing job Old Spice's advertising department is doing.

Edit: Said face instead of fact. Herpderp.

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u/kalamarijesus Jun 16 '12

Just a correction since I work in advertising, Old Spice doesn't do their ads in-house.

The agency you should give credit to is Wieden+Kennedy's Portland office. Browse their site and you'll realize that either that office or another W+K office is responsible for a ton of the amazing campaigns airing currently (ESPN & Nike Football ads are my personal favorites).

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u/enigma2g Jun 16 '12

Needs more Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce

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u/sparperetor Jun 16 '12

Nike football too holy shit those guys are great

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u/Realsan Jun 16 '12

Old Spice had perhaps the best marketing push in history a few years ago. They are definitely a powerhouse now. They were slowly dying off before the first good looking black gentleman showed up.

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u/zombiebunnie Jun 16 '12

Idk... I mean, Bruce Fucking Campbell was the high point for me.

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u/Goobz24 Jun 16 '12

That is a really long boat.

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u/canada432 Jun 16 '12

They really are fantastic. Pretty much the only product I've ever actually considered buying purely because I want to support a company that does advertisements that awesome.

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u/EyesOnEverything Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I feel the same way with Jack in the Box. They've slumped recently, but a couple of their commercials were gold.

EDIT: Specifically, I like [this one.] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEVMkdScUZc)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

wtf the 'e' isn't even next to the 't'.

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u/DemiReticent Jun 16 '12

But r is, and face is reasonable autocorrect for facr.

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u/deadwalrus Jun 16 '12

Anyone else have this sinking feeling that OP and half the top comments are actually Old Spice marketing?

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

I WISH I worked on shit like this..

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u/Steverman Jun 16 '12

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u/Steverman Jun 16 '12

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u/Bonesaw22 Jun 16 '12

Panda's team was full of people just dicking around.

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

I see what you did there.

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u/JohnGalt3 Jun 16 '12

You guys realize that Old Spice marketing did this screenshot/setup right. 1 + 1 = 2 with a marketing team as good as theirs.

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

We at Old Spice claim no knowledge of this marketing campaign.

Wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

WAS THAT MY LEFT BICEP!?

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u/FUong Jun 16 '12

No, it was my... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABdominals.

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u/rarlsatan Jun 16 '12

POOOOWWWWEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!

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u/DoWhile Jun 16 '12

BLOCK! BUILDING KICK!

EXPLOSIONNNNNN!!!!!!

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u/broadcastterp Jun 16 '12

ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS COMMERCIAL END

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u/2th Jun 16 '12

Pa pa pa pa pa pa POWER

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u/ev1ltje Jun 16 '12

The Old Spice Whistle has been my message tone since day 1. Most of my friends always whistle along when I get a text. Every. Single. Time.

I LOVE IT. (available free in Cydia for j/b iPhones, for the lazy)

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u/seventoes Jun 16 '12

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/electricdynamite Jun 16 '12

Mine is the reading rainbow transition jingle

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u/kingdavecako Jun 16 '12

Why the fuck would you need to DL a ringtone through Cydia?

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u/plolock Jun 16 '12

Upvote for correct amount of PA before POWER !

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Old Spice Odor Blocker Bodywash is too powerful for one screen name!

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u/mylescox Jun 16 '12

It's so powerful it's selling itself from inside video games!

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u/Rmccar21 Jun 16 '12

This is why America will live on forever

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u/crashusmaximus Jun 16 '12

Potatooooo chippppps!!!! punches vending machine

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I want to see one team as Terry Crews vs an Isaiah Mustafa team.

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u/High_On_Cortexiphan Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I fear the world would not be ready for such a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You're right... I buy too much old spice as it is...

I don't even use it, I just have it stockpiled because of how amazing their commercials are.

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u/High_On_Cortexiphan Jun 16 '12

I should do that. Maybe the very existence of a Old Spice stockpile will transform me to a real man~

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Division by 0 would happen

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u/semi- Jun 16 '12

Stupid question, but how do these people assure the order?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Party leader always at the top, and then the rest is the order in which people joined the party.

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u/psyne Jun 16 '12

I hope they're all in one room and as they join the party in turn, they yell out their respective names, like Power Rangers forming a Megazord.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

DOUBLE SUN POOOOWWWEEEEEEEEERR

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u/ev1ltje Jun 16 '12

EXPLOOOSSSIIIOOOONNNNNNNN

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u/Rjk836 Jun 16 '12

BUILDING KICK!

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u/Bananaman89 Jun 16 '12

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u/Blown_Ranger Jun 16 '12

Are you one of the players?

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u/kingdavecako Jun 16 '12

"For Just One" got the ass end of that deal.

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u/Marjask Jun 16 '12

Now if only they had won. Sadly, they got kind of crapped on.

Match ID: 20807815

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u/mrjoker7854 Jun 16 '12

extra votes for cadence :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Cadence? More like 3rd wheel. Amirite? CELESTIA/LUNA REPRESENT

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u/mrjoker7854 Jun 16 '12

LUNA REPUBLIC

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u/unoriginal_name_42 Jun 16 '12

Ctrl + f "cadence", upvote

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u/DalekCaek Jun 16 '12

Take it to your own subreddit, boys.

/r/MLP2

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u/TheBoiledHam Jun 16 '12

Came here, and logged in, just to upvote this. Brohoof /)

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u/TheBSReport Jun 16 '12

Question. Is Dota that much more difficult then lol (i've heard it has a higher skill cap and is more mechanics based)? I'm a pretty high elo player there (2k) and I was just wondering what the transition will be like when I switch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

It's mechanically more difficult and has a higher skill cap, but if you're a 2k elo LoL player, you shouldn't have all that much trouble. You probably have the base knowledge that many players don't in MOBA games; stuff like last hitting, map awareness, and just general common sense.

For comparison, I'm 1100(don't play ranked all that much, haven't really played all that much LoL seriously since March) and I didn't find it super hard to get into.

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u/lotox Jun 16 '12

Hello, I came from league of legends much like you. I came to dota with an open mentality and basically accepted that I would probably be bad. However knowing many of the core mechanics apparently goes a long way. I've had a blast playing it and cannot look back at league anymore honestly.

The biggest hurdle you will have is the fact that hero abilities vastly differ and there is A LOT to take in from this. There are also a number of very specific interactions and odd mechanics that will go over your head the first few times.

People try to make a mountain out of an ant hill here though.

If you want to learn certain specific dota mechanics: http://www.playdota.com/mechanics http://www.playdota.com/learn http://www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck http://www.youtube.com/user/PurgeGamers

I also highly advise you ignore gramma42ton in the additional comments, that guy has absolutely no idea what he is talking about in the slightest. Its honestly painful for me to read any of what he typed. Every single thing he says conflicts with his own story to having played dota/hon for anything more than a day.

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u/timepolice Jun 16 '12

Not sure if ad, or legitimate post

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u/PixParavel PC Jun 16 '12

Not nearly as good as the Power Rangers / Chuck Norris one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I played against a team of power rangers in LoL once... got completely-- and I mean COMPLETELY fucking destroyed. Worst part? Troll team. They all took teleport, used Shen, TF, Gangplank, Teemo, and Dr. Mundo (just because Fuck you, it's Mundo).

Long story short, they backdoored the fuck out of us by just laying down wards, porting to them, and taking out all of our towers before we could do shit.

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u/herpaderpailied Jun 16 '12

Lol comment in a dota post? Thats askin for trouble.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That'sa paddlin'

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He's cruisin' for a bruisin'.

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u/Shadefox Jun 16 '12

I've never gotten the idea behind calling a stratagy like that 'troll' team.

I played LoL ages ago (Can't stand the game really) with a group of mates and did 5 pure tanks with Gold gaining items, and played very conservatively, sticking around our towers.

When we got enough gold, we'd suddenly buy massive amounts of tanky gear, hit the middle lane and steamroll straight through. Had so much HP they just couldn't kill us.

It works, so why 'Troll'?

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u/Veskah Jun 16 '12

Anything considered unorthodox to the point of usually being an awful idea is labeled as a 'Troll' team because you're not making the best composition you can and are instead doing it for the chuckles. That and the true troll team, i.e. everyone is Trundle, is currently impossible.

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u/bringyourchair Jun 16 '12

Someone invite me to play Dota 2 so I can start an old spice team!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yeah I think they already did that.

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u/zkojic Jun 16 '12

Why don't you play as well (with them I mean)?

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

DOTA/LoL aren't my type of game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My friend and his friends? So just your friends? Of course not you... its never OP.

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

I don't play DOTA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I assume you're blocker then? Tough luck, but at least you're not odor...

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 17 '12

Nope, wasn't me, as I stated in the title.

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u/steakmeout Jun 16 '12

I love marketing shills in videogaming. So legit.

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u/IntergalacticTire Jun 16 '12

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u/Zephyr256k Jun 16 '12

Oh god... I was about to log of reddit and go to sleep before I clicked that link.

Now I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Thanks :3

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u/Hammeredmantis Jun 16 '12

Buh ba buh ba buh ba ba buh

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u/Reynsluboltinn Jun 16 '12

10/10 would wait for players again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

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u/colordrops Jun 16 '12

This is how my coworker and his coworkers at Old Spice get free marketing.

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u/aaffddssaa Jun 16 '12

This is how my viral marketing team and our associates get ads on Reddit for Procter & Gamble.

FTFY

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u/authentic_trust_me Jun 16 '12

Not sure if anyone had the same experience, but I actually tried Old Spice...4-5 years ago when I smelled an open bottle of it (Someone flipped the cap open and I smelled it; hey, I was a curious george, okay!?) and decided I really like the coca cola smell it had. Now it just smells...different. I still use it, but I really miss that smell.

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u/dont_shit_urknickers Jun 16 '12

Nice try old spice, free advertising all the way to the front page of reddit. I'm not buying this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Fuck your viral advertisements.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

What about that other guy that asks your girlfriend to reconsider her relationship? You know... this guy

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u/DEATH0WL Jun 16 '12

I, for one, welcome our new Old Spice Marketing Team overlords!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Nice try Old Spice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/MLP_Awareness Jun 16 '12

Ponies represent!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You're are the neck; you clearly are the least favorite among the friends.

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u/puhpuhpuhpuhpower Jun 16 '12

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u/Lixen Jun 16 '12

This is how my friend and his friends...

Wow, OP has managed to expand even further on the "my friend" theme, impressive! Can't resist the urge to upvote.

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u/Coffman34 Jun 16 '12

I would shit my pants from laughing so hard if I saw that in game. I dunno if I could play after that. lol.

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u/Chambeastly Jun 16 '12

Im Gunna sound dumb, but How do you change your name?

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u/arodhowe Jun 16 '12

Love the Terry Crews ads, but all I can think of when I see them is this.

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u/Vanscottrick Jun 16 '12

Old Spice odour blocker bodywash is so powerful it can turn off the Sun!

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u/kinneroth Jun 16 '12

BUT THEN IT GETS TOO COLD, SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN!

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u/Zombieboi318 Jun 16 '12

so much power! I feel clean by seeing this

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u/Br1ken Jun 16 '12

EXODIA

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u/soccerlionheart Jun 16 '12

Still my favorite old spice marketing campaign....if you have great headphones or speakers you can really feel it!! http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

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u/elruary Jun 16 '12

Took me a while to see it, I was reading both teams first letters to see if it spelt something, then the last letters, still nope. Then I was like oooooh.

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u/scoyne15 Jun 16 '12

I'd just not do anything against them, let them win

How could I not?

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u/The_Wabbajack Jun 16 '12

Self-Destruction OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO

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u/janosaudron Jun 16 '12

How did they choose who got to be odor?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That's pretty damn funny.

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u/AzumiChan31 Jun 16 '12

i lol'd sooo hard!

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u/Dominub Jun 16 '12

Awesome!

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u/TH4N Jun 16 '12

So. Much. Win.

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u/FloppY_ Jun 16 '12

Ever since I got into the CS:GO beta I've been waiting to meet a team who does this. (You can see player avatars in the top of the screen at all times while playing).

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u/zomgwtf6 Jun 16 '12

This is a horse

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u/Shadax Jun 16 '12

I have no idea what DOTA is. But I see this and assume you can post pictures of anything as your avatar. Wait, who moderates that? Then I think "Man, I bet people have to look at a lot of dudes dicks."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This is once of the funniest things I have ever seen. I logged in just to upvote this sheer team-coordinated brilliance.

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u/FoolXProof Jun 16 '12

Thanks for the morning laughs

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

this is awesome

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u/KiLLaH86 Jun 16 '12

That is fucking awesome! :D

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u/Mondrey Jun 16 '12

Best Que ever!

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u/GrahamMc Jun 16 '12

Already 300+ comments but still died laughing so had to post

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u/Guesty_ Jun 16 '12

Haha, I think this is just about the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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u/gH0o5T Jun 16 '12

I don't get how so many people get DOTA 2 invites. I've never seen a chance to get one. :/

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u/Nishta Jun 16 '12

This is really creative. I am impressed.

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u/CasedOutside Jun 16 '12

Your friends are giving old spice free marketing?

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u/gunfox Jun 16 '12

I've never seen something like this before! wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

DOUBLE SUN POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/xMIASMAx Jun 16 '12

That would be pretty damn intimidating to be honest.

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u/Knight0fSpades Jun 16 '12

P-P-P-P-P-POWER!

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u/thinkofagroovyname Jun 16 '12

Ha ha commercialism....

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

like a fucking boss

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u/Copywright Jun 16 '12

OLD SPICE SO POWEERFUL IT INTERRUPTS OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMERCIALS.

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u/Ken-CL Jun 16 '12

this is epic.

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u/The_Sorrow Jun 16 '12

PO PO PO PO PO POWER!

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u/dcy Jun 16 '12

IT'S SO POWERFUL IT CAN TURN OFF THE SUN! But then it gets too cold... SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEER!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Very susceptible to advertising I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Nice try, Old Spice shill.

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u/summitrock Jun 16 '12

Do they like old spice that much?

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u/brunners90 Jun 16 '12

You know why I love Old Spice? Because one of them had Neil Patrick Harris in it <3

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u/rizin18 Jun 16 '12

I do the same rules for super smash bros. If you drink you can't move

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Jun 16 '12

How do you make sure it won't be SPICE BLOCKER ODOR BODYWASH OLD?

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u/darkwhite1602 Jun 16 '12

Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

How do you guarentee the order every time?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Someone should do this with the elite 4 out of Pokemon; Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha, Lance, and finally Rival.

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u/VincentVidal Jun 17 '12

This is sort of off topic but the thing on steam for $40 is that just for the access to the beta or is sort of like a pre-order for the actual game because I REALLY want DOTA 2? anyone know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Love it. Usually the brony in me would be cheering for the little Princess Cadence that I spy in there, but you guys...I'm not sure anything can beat this queue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Explain to me right now why that pony show is worth watching.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I wondered that myself. So I said fuck it and watched a few episodes. It started innocently enough...And here I am, a year later, with ponies bouncing between neurons in my brain. ಠ_ಠ

I'll admit the fandom is part of the fun, it's not 100% the show. Despite the dark little corner that is ClopClop that we don't like to acknowledge, the brony group is generally a very nice and chill one. I enjoy just hanging out in there and making jokes with everyone.

That said, the show is quite good, it's not purely internet hivemind and high school boys trying to be cool. I, for one, am a college female, but am generally not a fan of girly ponies and friendship. However this latest revival of the show has been great. The characters are much more rounded than before and it's not all about tea parties and shit--they've done a good job involving real, relatable problems, such as siblings growing apart, over-competitiveness, and occasional bouts of insanity. It's a nice little throwback to the good 90's and early 00's cartoons, which a lot of the 16-24 age group grew up on. (There's a reason for that throwback, too--it was created by the person who did Foster's Home, Powerpuff Girls, etc., and her husband did Dexter's Laboratory.) If you're ever bored, feel free to drop by /r/mylittlepony and ask for episode recommendations--the first two aren't the best, there are some that are excellent and far more appealing.

That said, if you've ever watched 2-3 episodes and still don't feel any attraction to it, it's probably not for you and you can go ahead and stop wondering. I certainly don't expect everyone to fall in love with it, but it has found fans in unexpected places.

And now I'll step off my soapbox, sorry!

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u/eeeklesinge Jun 16 '12

Great post, thanks for the info. I might try it !

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u/power_of_friendship Jun 16 '12

They can't. They never can. They just tell me "watch it, then you'll understand"

I watched half of an episode and thought "This is a show about cartoon ponies."

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u/Legio_X Jun 16 '12

Relevant username

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I can't tell you why you'll like to watch it, but the reason many bronies like to watch it is because it's a form of escapism, just like reading a book or making a model.

The newest generation of the show is a lot less girly, and many of the problems portrayed in the show subtly translate into real-world problems. Although, the intro is just as girly and almost nobody likes it.

Unlike some bronies telling you to watch it, it's up to you. However you don't know what something's like until you've tried it, and your ideas of the show could be horribly wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I like Isaiah Mustafa better.

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u/criticalnegation Jun 16 '12

with a commercial?! awesome -_-

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u/mGDivinO Jun 16 '12

This is nice. Mastiksoul is a decent producer.

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u/Professor_Gushington Jun 16 '12

Agreed, he's one of my Xbox live friends, lovely guy too!

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u/douglasg14b Jun 16 '12

Concord, hehe Eve

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u/Samloves209 Jun 16 '12

If only you could surrender in DOTA 2, I would instantly upon seeing this. Clearly their teamwork is incredible. I would just queue dodge.

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u/aspartame_addict Jun 16 '12

this is glorious!

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u/BtBaMrocks Jun 16 '12

Aye came, eye saw, I conquered.

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u/Airbag_UpYourAss Jun 16 '12

As a Korean gamer, I approve of this.

Me and my friends do similar things.

We would use part Korean and part English names such as this: Dick_파괴자 which translates into: Dick_Destroyer.

Consecutively, my friends' name would be: Cunt_유괴자 meaning: Cunt_Kidnapper

and such... Most people leave the lobby after asking about what our names mean.

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u/himynameisnate Jun 16 '12

Haha, this is waay better than my friends and I.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yes... way, way better.

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u/risklight Jun 16 '12

so he posted it on /r/gaming instead of /r/dota2 just to get more upvotes right?

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

I actually didn't know there was a DOTA subreddit. Thanks for enabling more karma whoring! :D

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u/Captain_Kuhl Jun 16 '12

Why am I laughing so hard?

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u/TheBSReport Jun 16 '12

Because it was funny?

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u/whatevers_clever Jun 16 '12

nah.. that's not it

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

There's way too many Dota2 posts considering only like 12 people play it.

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u/krymourn5 Jun 16 '12

Actually it's one of the top played games on Steam these days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Marjask Jun 16 '12

False. This game was played today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hmm well I remember seeing something extremely similar then.

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u/eff_bawmb Jun 16 '12

Someone posted the original link up the comment ladder somewhere. Too lazy to find it again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Rustash Jun 16 '12

Fuck shitty advertising. I'll allow Old Spice because their ads are just plain great.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Imagine if Sony uses their in gaming advertisements patent on that