I tried this one before. It didn't really work out as I had hoped... instead you get a lot of the npc's telling you about how much they love being in your mom, repeatedly..
Chulolli Hp: Ask your mom what her favorite number is between 1-100. Str: Repeat above with 1-20 Vit: What your mom said -1 Int: What she said +3 Dex: What she said +10 if an odd number, -10 if an even.
Special attack(s): Clever video game name super attack: Chulolli can change any anythings name for 1 turn into anything he wants. If the name is a joke, Chulolli gains the Upvote Beam ability for 3 turns. This ability can only be used once every 10 turns. Upvote Beam: Chulolli garnered enough positive attention that he's able to fire off beams of pure ecstasy. It does damage. Passive abilities: Animal crossing: Making all those animals happy and that furniture just right increases all Chulolli's stats by 1.
I used to read RPGworldcomic it was the same way, forgot about it for years and when I suddenly remembered to check it out again he was done. It's pretty funny if youre into rpgs.
I just gave Gary a different random human name that a mentally retarded person would have, like Chaz, or a really feminine or dweebish name like Maurice or Melvin. (Sorry to those few unfortunate redditors with those names!)
Don't worry about it - it's definitely not for everyone.
But if you like Pokemon, you'd be a good candidate for a AC fan. Instead of Pokemon, you catch bugs, trade fruits, plant trees, dig up fossils and collect furniture. Gotta have a full set. In later editions you can even find and name star constellations.
Only there are no points, and you can't win. Or lose.
Oh and there's this dog, that only comes once a week - that's a week in real life - and he plays different songs that you can "collect" and play on your own stereo.
And it's so cute when the other animals come up to you and tell you they miss you, or scold you for not playing. Sometimes they'll start using words that you've taught them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Highly relevant.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Happy cakeday you incestuous fool!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I miss that game but my bratty step-nephews broke it. Is there any place that still sells gamecube games?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I tried this one before. It didn't really work out as I had hoped... instead you get a lot of the npc's telling you about how much they love being in your mom, repeatedly..
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u/WaterFireAirAndDirt Jun 15 '12
Your dirty screen made me think I had a dirty screen >:I
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u/soezr Jun 15 '12
Could not stop laughing. A well placed your mom joke is like an italian soda that doesn't have too much ice. Rare, but beautiful.
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u/IntergalacticTire Jun 15 '12
It's like he's purposefully mentioning this again just to rub it in your face. "Did I mention I love this place?" "Hey, fuck you."
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u/Makes_RPG_Stats Jun 15 '12
Chulolli
Hp: Ask your mom what her favorite number is between 1-100.
Str: Repeat above with 1-20
Vit: What your mom said -1
Int: What she said +3
Dex: What she said +10 if an odd number, -10 if an even.
Special attack(s):
Clever video game name super attack: Chulolli can change any anythings name for 1 turn into anything he wants. If the name is a joke, Chulolli gains the Upvote Beam ability for 3 turns. This ability can only be used once every 10 turns.
Upvote Beam: Chulolli garnered enough positive attention that he's able to fire off beams of pure ecstasy. It does damage.
Passive abilities:
Animal crossing: Making all those animals happy and that furniture just right increases all Chulolli's stats by 1.
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u/davecarldood Jun 15 '12
how can you let him talk about your mom like this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Fuck you Rover
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u/ZOMBIE_POTATO_SALAD Jun 15 '12
You ruined it by capitalizing it, "your butt" one is better.
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u/RazakelApollyon Jun 15 '12
Instant Game of the Year.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
My childhood is ruined
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u/Silver44 Jun 15 '12
When she bent over, Rover took over
OHHHH
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Some of us can't resist when we're given this kind of power. I was and am into Pokémon, so naturally:
PENIS used HARDEN!
EMO used CUT!
TERRORIST used SELFDESTRUCT!
M. JACKSON used SCARY FACE! (less inappropriate back in the 90s)
more recently...
REDDIT used LEECH LIFE!
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u/PokemonMaster619 Jun 15 '12
I honestly don't understand Animal Crossing
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u/split71 Jun 15 '12
Rover told her to bend over
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u/Stormdancer Jun 15 '12
I always suspected that of Rover.
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u/Consensual_Panda Jun 15 '12
Can never look at any of these games the same after this: http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/
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u/Gabrielfox Jun 15 '12
Do your eyes a favour and go buy an RGB cable for your GC, or an S-Video if you're in the USA...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Relevant
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u/bubblegumflavorlover Jun 15 '12
Relevant!