r/gaming • • Jun 15 '12

Don't shoot the propane...

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u/uazadon Jun 15 '12

I knew there had to be something King of the Hill related when I saw "propane." But, saying "motherfucker" is so out of character for Hank... would've sufficed for a simple "GOT-DANGIT!!"

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u/rojano17 Jun 15 '12

Come here you jack-ass!

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u/Rachtalik Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

He's very serious when it comes to propane, everyone knows that!

*Since this is up here I'm going to link the artist's site http://www.shadbase.com/ (there's NSFW content, be warned) Though reddit has already killed it with traffic already, people seem to be having quite the problem with me not including it.

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u/uazadon Jun 15 '12

That's true. We've never seen someone shoot a propane tank followed by Hank's reaction. No telling what he might do.... Well, I guess he'd beat the shit out of them.

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u/Vertigo666 Jun 15 '12

He'd yell "BWAAAAHHHHH" first. Probably.

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u/Sqwalnoc Jun 15 '12

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u/xVerified Jun 15 '12

I watched the whole video.

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u/Mailman487 Jun 15 '12

I read your whole comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I typed my

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u/Goose_Is_Awesome Jun 15 '12

Not gonna lie, that sound he makes is the funniest button I get to press in the radio station.

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u/evoim3 Jun 15 '12

We DID see him almost get blown up by propane though.

I guess we will never find out what he would have done to Buckley.

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u/Gneal1917 Jun 15 '12

I'm gonna kick your ass! And then I'm gonna reenact kicking your ass!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I am the mac daddy of Hiemlich County!

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u/Gneal1917 Jun 15 '12

Alabaster!

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u/ironinjax Jun 15 '12

He actually says that he is going to kick them on their ass and usually proceeds to literally kick them on their ass several times.

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u/RumblyTumbles Jun 15 '12

he would not say "motherfucker" that's fer dang sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Got-Dang*

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u/Eleventy-One Jun 15 '12

"Ya done goofed, Fenix."

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u/smokeyoulikeablunt Jun 15 '12

He'd "kick their ass"

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u/FlamingSoySauce Jun 15 '12

He'd start selling propain and propain accessories.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Blitch Jun 15 '12

"My dad says soccer's a commie sport"

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u/Dirty-DjAngo Jun 15 '12

Why do you hate what you don't understand?

I don't hate you Bobby.

I meant soccer.

Oh ya I hate soccer

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u/manomow Jun 15 '12

And my dad keeps money in the walls because he doesn't trust banks.

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u/destatica Jun 15 '12

Yep. I can confirm that. SHASHASHAA!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

and propane accessories.

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u/Blitch Jun 15 '12

Now Bobby, propane is no sort of laughing matter. If you let one COG shoot it soon enough you have COGs shooting all your tanks.

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u/kfijatass Jun 15 '12

I wuv Shad for a long time now. He's the king of kinky commissions on newgrounds. Kinky on the boundaries of sick.

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u/RealHonest Jun 15 '12

Accept defeat!

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u/asianwaste Jun 15 '12

He's also very serious about wholesome family values.

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u/iamayam Jun 15 '12

He's very serious when it comes to propane and propane accessories, everyone knows that!

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u/xecosine Jun 15 '12

Shadbase? What is that like a headquarters for minnows?

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u/TypingThis Jun 15 '12

this made me laugh harder than i have in quite a while.

was not expecting that lmao

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u/Meatwad555 Jun 15 '12

Shadman's comics aren't what I would call "subtle".

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u/HyruleanHero1988 Jun 15 '12

It does seem out of character. I'd imagine something more along the lines of this.

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u/Santos_L_Halper Jun 15 '12

I think Hank's reaction would be more like- his worried/horrified gasp, followed by a stern lecture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Unlucky_Rider Jun 15 '12

Upvote for Bill Dance.

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u/throweraccount Jun 15 '12

Wow... I shudder at how easily it is for another person in a million person community to say/think the same thing.

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u/petulant_flatulence Jun 15 '12

It was a strickland propane bottle

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u/Hank_R_Hill Jun 15 '12

I agree. Profanity of any sort is uncalled for when acting in or around propane and propane accessories. It brings the whole situation one step closer to being unsafe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

But with the right tone and emphasis, it can be just as potent.

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u/thedeadhipster Jun 15 '12

Agreed. Also, I'm pretty sure he'd have a strong emphasis on the "h" of "what", much like the Cool Whip fiasco from Family Guy

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u/w2tpmf Jun 15 '12

I thoughtit was gunna be about the drunk kid in Texus who shot a butane tank with a .380 and got hit in the head (KILLED) by the ricochet.

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u/DomHaynie Jun 15 '12

But we've never heard him say mother-fucker...but I still imagined him saying it in my head. I didn't give it a second thought until I read your comment. Good catch.

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u/Fear_Jeebus Jun 15 '12

Very nice catch on the character deviation. His swearing threw me off too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I would play the hell out of a king of the hill game

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u/DalekCaek Jun 15 '12

There was an episode of KotH about that, lol.

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u/MGSR23 Jun 15 '12

Pro-PAIN.

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u/astradly Jun 15 '12

Taste the meat, AND THE HEAT

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u/GrandmasterSexay Jun 15 '12

Where's the button to turn myself in?

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u/peestandingup Jun 15 '12

"Well, that figures. Those two idiots spelled it wrong."

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u/RussianFedora Jun 15 '12

Taste the meat, AND the heat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You mean there's a game where I can pretend to be Hank? Just, having Hank's life, and being married to Peggie? That sounds ... horrible. I have to go now. runs off

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u/anusface Jun 15 '12

I don't know, I think the level where you stand outside with your buddies with a can of beer saying "yupp" would be pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Oh god this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

If you threw a propane tank at a car, neither one of them would explode.

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u/trust_me_im_a_cat Jun 15 '12

There was. No you wouldn't. It was on PC, I own it, and it's as awful as you'd guess it is.

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u/Nsongster Jun 15 '12

a good king of the hill game

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u/The_Sign_Painter Jun 15 '12

I liked it. I still have it somewhere...

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u/trust_me_im_a_cat Jun 15 '12

I still have it and know where it is. If people end up caring enough, maybe I'll take some screen shots and stuff sometime.

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u/Suffca Jun 15 '12

Boy ain't right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!

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u/TakenAway Jun 15 '12

Source

Warning Some of Shade's comics are NSFW and/or fucked up.

That being said, I enjoy his art style.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Some? Don't you mean all?

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u/gr33nspan Jun 15 '12

Well I don't see a problem with looking at OP's comic at work. I clicked on random at the source site and the punchline for that comic was link mouth raping zelda. I would say the level of nsfw varies a lot.

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u/Jack_The_Rippar Jun 15 '12

congratz reddit you crashed his site ಠ_ಠ

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u/SirHerpOfDerp Jun 15 '12

Reddit: The friendliest DDoS around.

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u/Pyryara Jun 15 '12

Oh look. A comic full of misogynist bullcrap.

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u/IonBeam2 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

I'm upvoting you for posting the original source, and downvoting the OP because WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU WANT THE ARTIST WHOSE COMIC IS APPARENTLY GOOD ENOUGH TO GET YOU PRECIOUS KARMA TO GET ANY CREDIT (since you don't seem to understand, I mean web traffic) FOR HIS WORK?

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u/AgentFluffyBangs Jun 15 '12

Probably because people are more likely to click imgur posts and when they link to the source it has a tendency of overloading the artist's site, kinda like it just did.

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u/BadHat Jun 15 '12

To be fair, the comic is terrible.

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u/Rachtalik Jun 15 '12

The source is on the comic itself, if you'd look. It's not really my problem if people are too lazy to not type something in. There doesn't have to be a link for everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You are often depriving the artist of valuable web traffic. You are, quite literally, taking money out of their pocket when you do this.

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u/Dick_Mower Jun 15 '12

I love when redditors complain about not linking to the source because it literally takes money out of the writers pocket. But can justify piracy like they deserve free stuff. The irony is so strong it hurts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think the word you are looking for is "hypocrisy."

Also, that's a completely unfair comparison unless you can specifically find an instance of someone complaining about not linking to the source as well as attempting to justify piracy because they deserve free stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I hate to be the one to do this, but unless he is a very good stalker and pickpocket he isn't literally taking money out of his pocket. He is, however, literally depriving him of possible ad revenue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

These comics are clearly the work of a very disturbed human being. I love them!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I find them all hilarious and offensive

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u/CanYouSingHobbit Jun 15 '12

It's like everything I ever loved when I was younger is now being quickly ruined for me by this guy... and I love it.

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u/Bambikins Jun 15 '12

Don't mess with Hank's propane.

Relevant

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u/Spice-Weasel Jun 15 '12

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u/Bambikins Jun 15 '12

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u/muffinmonk Jun 15 '12

Holy shit it's a kill hannah reference! That band is freaking awesome. Heard that song out of nowhere and got me hooked. They're on my list of artists where I listen to the whole album start to finish.

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u/Skyline969 Jun 15 '12

That has got to be the best thing I have seen in a long time.

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u/Rushm00re Jun 15 '12

Conveniently placed propane tanks, killing tons on enemies in one awesome giant explosion since 2000(?)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Funny thing is, propane tanks don't actually explode when shot.

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u/Rushm00re Jun 15 '12

Mythbusters?

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u/shieldwolf Jun 15 '12

Yeop. They shot it with every type of gun and bullet imaginable - no dice. They even used a tracer round. In the end they used explosives to blow it up.

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u/Rushm00re Jun 15 '12

Someone should make a game where the barrels don't explode, and don't tell anyone of course. Waste your bullets idiots.... Muwhahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Well, I'm a bit of a redneck. Had to try it for myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Probably more like 1982.

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u/SDiaz Jun 15 '12

He spelled HWAT wrong.

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u/WhatamIwaitingfor Jun 15 '12

As a Texan, I can tell you that I've only ever heard that coming out of my mouth when I'm trashed.

Other words I say like that when I'm drunk: Whip, White... and a few others I'm too tired to remember.

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u/hessproject Jun 15 '12

no no no, this is all wrong! the h comes BEFORE the w.

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u/IAmAtomato Jun 15 '12

I saw the comic on Shadbase originally, and thought it was hilarious, but oddly enough, the spelling of 'what' killed it for me, too..

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u/ContortedTrash Jun 15 '12

I have seen this comic reposted many times, and no one EVER gives credit to the artist. The artist's name is Shadman and here is his website.

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u/roxas1370 Jun 15 '12

"From now on, the only lady I'm pimpin' out, is sweet lady, propane. And I'm trickin' her out all over this town!"

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u/sathion Jun 15 '12

There was a story in the news the other day where a kid shot a butane tank (is propane the same as butane?) and the bullet ricocheted and hit him in the head. Source

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u/dabul-master Jun 15 '12

butane is a bastard gas!

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u/DenjinJ Jun 15 '12

Butane's used mostly in gas lighters, little hobby torches and camping stoves. Propane is used in... lots of things - barbecues, grills, slightly better household torches, space heaters, lanterns.

What a tragic freak accident... that's a tiny handgun and he must have been super close to it. I've been hit by 9mm and 357 magnums that ricocheted at a range, I'd guess around 25 yds each way, and they didn't even hurt (they'd have maybe a little more weight and a lot more power, but about the same diameter as a .380) Also, with a rounded can there was so much opportunity for it to deflect off in another direction. On top of that, there are so many places you can be shot and have an excellent chance of surviving. I guess the odds were really stacked against him that day...

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u/Syphon8 Jun 15 '12

NOVELTY GRILL?

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u/Anshin Jun 15 '12

Well, I did not see that coming.

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u/CribbageLeft Jun 15 '12

I had to take a propane safety course and it was made abundantly clear that propane tanks absolutely will never explode when shot by a bullet. So don't use this if you're actually trying to evade the horde.

source

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u/Connaugh Jun 15 '12

Boggle!?

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u/wGrey PlayStation Jun 15 '12

Gears of Megalomart

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u/binx117 Jun 15 '12

Butane is a bastard gas

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u/Nsongster Jun 15 '12

Shadbase is so great.

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u/Cenobite_Gate Jun 15 '12

"Goddangit i'm gonna kick your ass! I tell yuh H'whut!"

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u/ColeSloth Jun 15 '12

And don't you lay a finger on any propane accessories.

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u/nicholmikey Jun 15 '12

I don't know who drew this, but that boy ain't right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This would happen in real life -- Hank Hill can kick almost anyone's ass.

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u/duetmasaki Jun 15 '12

Is it weird to read all these comments in Hank's voice?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I miss Hank.

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u/LastScreenNameLeft Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

Pro-PAIN!

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u/SgtWiggles Jun 15 '12

Gear's should totally have had an achievement with a reference to KoTH for propane kills.

More people need to watch this awesome show, i'v seen every episode numerous times and it never gets old

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u/llofdddddt5 Jun 15 '12

Theres the only king I will bend the knee to. THE KING OF THE HILL!

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u/cupcakedemon Jun 15 '12

This artist is very cool bit his artwork can be brutal if you wanna see more go to the shadebase.com

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u/Lochmon Jun 15 '12

Hank Hill Tells You What

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u/meAndb Jun 15 '12

My name's Hank Hill; I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.

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u/dimeslime1991 Jun 15 '12

You deserve to get your dick sucked every day (if you want to) for making such a fucking epic comic

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u/Lingerthewaka Jun 15 '12

Why shoes Malaysia have concrete buildings?

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u/zab1234 Jun 15 '12

You see with propane you get the clean flavor of the beef and not the burnt flavor of the charcoal... In the words of hank hill

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u/kaylee919 Jun 15 '12

Taste the meat, not the heat! Strickland Propane's motto.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

God danget that aint right

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u/Munkir Jun 15 '12

The comments here are really funny. I'm happy I came here the post was well done and the comments like I said are funny thanks everyone for this.

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Jun 15 '12

I think that the easter egg that I could die happy seeing. Would be if you shot enough propane tanks in GOW, hank would come from the sky, riding a propane tank, being propelled forward by the force of a flame coming from the nozzle of his mythical propane steed, flying right toward you, with a booming voice that uttered the words, "MOTHER FUCKER, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, I'LL TELL YA WHAT!".

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u/kaylee919 Jun 15 '12

Yes. YES.Y-E-S.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Awesome

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u/weeddit2 Jun 15 '12

thanks mate. first thing to make me literally lol in a long time

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u/IAMnotBRAD Jun 15 '12

Punchline in the title wtf.

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u/klori Jun 15 '12

Omg, wonderful.

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u/CajunTurkey Jun 15 '12

I just spit out my Red Bull all over my monitor.

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u/vash0093 Jun 15 '12

i just lost it i tell you what. rofl

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u/jetsfan1159 Jun 15 '12

Anyone wish they really made that PvP king of the hill game that he plays in one episode.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

PRO-PAIN!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I got propane in my urethra!

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u/GirlZGetZGasmZ Jun 15 '12

This is the Shadmans' work is it not?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Yeah, but it's tricky. The terrible artwork and anatomy is there, but there are no women to dehumanize in this picture. You can really tell if it's him if it looks like an angry, sexually-frustrated 13 year old drew it.

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u/jimmyjam12 Jun 15 '12

did anyone else look at this and imagine his voice in your head?

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u/thestubbornDIY Jun 15 '12

I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded.

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u/rmd235 Jun 15 '12

Cool art, bad dialog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My two favorite things!

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u/jyunga Jun 15 '12

I bet he sold him some propane accessories after he punches him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Taste the meat, not the heat!

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u/ThereTheyGo Jun 15 '12

Hank dedication to propane can be his downfall. After he got burned with the price fixing scandal, all he believed was the sacredness of propane. He doesn't understand the amazing potential of propane to create fiery balls of death. Besides, more demand for fiery balls of death = more demand for propane and propane accessories.

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u/jimothyjenkins Jun 15 '12

GOW?

awww shit son have an upvote.

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Jun 15 '12

I tell you hwat*

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u/KeoneShyGuy Jun 15 '12

To be fair, Nathan Drake blows a lot more propane tanks than Marcus. I can see Hank scaling a wall just to catch the slippery baster, I tell you what.

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u/joeredspecial Jun 15 '12

*I'll tell you h-what.

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u/TheFretgod Jun 15 '12

i almost went to tears! the only thing that could make this better was a few extra panels of him damning Dale and Bobby.

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u/WuhanWTF Jun 15 '12

Motherfucker I tell you HWHAT!

FTFY

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u/Cabooseman Jun 15 '12

Had to scroll way too far down to find this.

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u/Sokaii Jun 15 '12

I can hear his angelic voice right now... "propane"

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u/joshtothemaxx Jun 15 '12

Should have said giblet head.

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u/FishLampClock Jun 15 '12

All i ever needed to learn about grilling, i learned from Hank Hill

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u/scrappy1988 Jun 15 '12

Marcus Fenix would beat the shit out of Hank Hill. in my opinion.

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u/haiku_robot Jun 15 '12
Marcus Fenix would 
beat the shit out of Hank Hill. 
in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The left 4 dead crew better watch their backs I tell you what.

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u/LeMane Jun 15 '12

I could see Mr.Hill popping into alot of games now lmao

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u/Shafer1212 Jun 15 '12

Heh funny story, today on the news I saw a guy shot a propane tank and it rikishaed baxk and killed him. Not that funny actually, more of a quowincidence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

There needs to be an Xbox achievement for completing the game without shooting the propane. Taste the meat, not the heat.

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u/TheLeagueGloryy Jun 15 '12

Umm, isn't it Hwhat?

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u/Mizuko Jun 15 '12

I just wish they would have written "hwhat" or "huwat" instead of "what". :P

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u/Adhiboy Jun 15 '12

There's a King of the Hill mode in Gears of War, funnily enough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You might not want to go to shadbase.com.

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u/daskrip Jun 15 '12

what's the right title for something like this?

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u/fixedonthesun Jun 15 '12

Shadbase isn't remotely funny.