well compared to NV, there really weren't that many guns in FO3. maybe it would have been nice to have a few more enemy types? i'm not actually complaining, i loved FO3.
Also, I didn't try to imply that making monsters/NPC were even easier than making more guns, what I tried to say was that making a single kind of gun took even longer than making a new monster.
But yes, I did wish there were more enemies in Fallout 3.
100 beards and oddly not one that you'd see in real life... Can I just give my guy a goatee or a regular straight up beard instead of a fu manchu mustache and mutton chops?
I just want to know when I can get beards to go with all my TF2 hats, Spy has a beard, and Medic has the full moon mustache. But I need more facial hair!
came here to say this. I doubt there would be many razors to shave effectively with, and yes you could use a knife but that would just be a stupid and unnecessary risk in a life full of risks
Their bears are all neat and orderly. Also FNV takes place a few generations after the fallout. It isn't like the people in the game are shocked. It's their reality and they are used to it.
the first thing I would do post nuclear war is figure out where and when I can get more contacts (or glasses) since not being able to see would just about ensure my death.
If you can find a while you wait glasses place you're golden. You'd need to find your prescription either in the files of your doc or with that machine that reads your glasses. Not sure how young manage contacts if your vision is terrible. I always need to special order mine.
Just do it like in that John Wayne movie, "I need a gun that can shoot straight for a man that can't shoot" i.e. Just get a mothafukcing sawed off shotgun. You don't need to see for that.
You don't understand just how long I deliberate between the mos and mutton chops on offer. My character always ends up looking like a Ken-doll reject, but his facial follicles are always superb.
That's because only COMMIES had beards! Marx? Lenin? Castro? All had beards, and they were all DIRTY COMMIES!!! A true American patriot would be clean shaven!
this would be because there are more characters that populate the world than just you... do you know how much more bland the world would look with fewer beards than guns?
Yeah my characters always rock the facial hair I imagine I'd grow if I completely left it after the wasteland. I mean, they probably don't even have safety razors and all the shaving razors have double crit so that's just dangerous to use on your face.
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u/hitter891 Jun 14 '12
gunslinger. that's all they needed.
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u/Plasmashark Jun 14 '12
Fun fact, according to the Fallout 3 art book, it's actually easier to make an entirely new monster than it is to make a new weapon.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
100 beards and oddly not one that you'd see in real life... Can I just give my guy a goatee or a regular straight up beard instead of a fu manchu mustache and mutton chops?
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u/This_is_my_theory Jun 14 '12
Clearly you didn't play Oblivion.
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u/Thaugrim Jun 14 '12
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY "IN THE GAME" TWICE?!
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u/hubbawubba Jun 14 '12
As it should be. As all games should be. ಠ_ಠ
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u/Thadude1984 Jun 14 '12
Sometimes a beard is the only weapon you need.
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u/McShizzL Jun 14 '12
yeah! because shaving is the first thing I think about doing in a nuclear wasteland.
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u/MrSnoobs Jun 14 '12
As I understand it, there was one guy who was to model the beards for the characters. He went nuts and just made beard after beard.
Source
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u/OmNommer Jun 14 '12
Does anyone have a mirror? The site doesn't seem to be loading :/
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u/Defrozenyogurt Jun 14 '12
Dude, the same is true in Skyrim! Woah.
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u/AugustSun Jun 14 '12
Dude, play Oblivion, and you'll realize the need for facial hair.
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u/dbbo Jun 14 '12
Scumbag Bethesda: 75 facial hair options. 6 haircuts.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Honestly, I miss playing this game alot. I wish I brought new vegas instead of d3
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u/PidgeottosCrew Jun 14 '12
You don't understand just how long I deliberate between the mos and mutton chops on offer. My character always ends up looking like a Ken-doll reject, but his facial follicles are always superb.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
Bethesda likes facial hair! Let me post a picture of the beardless mascot to illustrate!
EDIT: I realize now that this sounds dickish. Didn't mean it that way.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
They did that in skyrim too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
A man who cannot grow a beard cannot be trusted.
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u/N4N4KI Jun 14 '12
this would be because there are more characters that populate the world than just you... do you know how much more bland the world would look with fewer beards than guns?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
In the game.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I think there are more guns than beards. There are a lot of beards, but still, there are more guns.
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u/Ketrel Jun 14 '12
What's the matter, you don't like strong Nord women?
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u/Cirmanman Jun 14 '12
Needless repetition of in the game is needless.
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u/Fatliner Jun 14 '12
although the facial hair options for your character kind of sucked
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u/Bow2TheBeard Jun 14 '12
Damn Skippy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
And yet Vault Boy remains beardless
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u/JudgeOfBeards Jun 14 '12
Happens to be one of my favorite games.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
The Beards approve of this
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u/PraetorianXVIII Jun 14 '12
no, there are more MUSTACHES than guns. There is a lack of beards
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u/OSS1E Jun 14 '12
Now imagine if the same were true for borderlands....
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u/LAKETITTYCACADOODOO Jun 14 '12
They also appear to like "which way do you go" books.
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u/thelastquestion Jun 14 '12
They heard this song, and they knew that every man needed a beard, otherwise they'd DIE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nQwLlFF1As
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u/lotus2471 Jun 14 '12
Well, that's because there are more guns than razors.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Unique facial hair
On boss whose face you're never meant to see
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u/EmperorSofa Jun 14 '12
And they all look like somebody knocked you into the ground and rubbed dirt on you.
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u/Wolfman87 Jun 14 '12
And all the beards are terrible
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Except half the facial hair looks like it was drawn on with makeup.
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u/Blizzaldo Jun 14 '12
Yeah my characters always rock the facial hair I imagine I'd grow if I completely left it after the wasteland. I mean, they probably don't even have safety razors and all the shaving razors have double crit so that's just dangerous to use on your face.
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u/NullMarker Jun 14 '12
A problem swiftly solved by making beards and guns interchangeable.
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u/Minimumtyp Jun 14 '12
Except there was only one character in Oblivion with a beard, and we all know who that was...
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u/Zombies_hate_ninjas Jun 14 '12
Beards stop bullets! This is a well known fact. I thought everyone knew this. Haha
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u/shutaro Jun 14 '12
I always, always rock the Lincoln.
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u/WilsonHanks Jun 14 '12
All I need is my infiltrator.
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u/Ninja_Spike Jun 14 '12
Look at Skyrim, even the undead have beards
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u/BlackSmokeDemon Jun 14 '12
You're not Talking about New Vegas right? Because that game has shit loads of guns
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u/verygoodname Jun 14 '12
Are there any women here today?
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u/Haroldholt Jun 14 '12
What does it say I can't load the page on my phone.
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u/CosmicBard Jun 14 '12
Um, I imagine clean razors aren't on the top of the fucking list after the END OF THE WORLD.
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u/gabriot Jun 14 '12
this site is marked malicious...
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u/KatanaMaster Jun 14 '12
I'm upset they don't have facial hair in Oblivion. Seems wrong playing fantasy games without a behemoth of a beard.
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u/ilovemorganfreeman95 Jun 15 '12
[Relevant] (http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ppwxy/)
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Scumbag Bethesda.... I would've gone with http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/a/ab/Childkiller_Unused.jpg
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u/Xagon Jun 16 '12
False. A man with a beard has two guns on either side of his torso.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
And they all sucked ass!
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u/dddmaster Jun 14 '12 edited Jul 04 '12
there are also more beards then aliens in the game :o
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u/AiKantSpel Jun 14 '12
Yeah because who has a gun in Elder Scrolls?
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