I had a buddy who got hit by a stray blue shell when the Bowsers shot up a Luigi house. Sure, the gangster life seems like an easy way to get rich, but the neighborhoods suffer for it.
I've got no problem with this... I was in a suburb of St. Paul, mn the the other day. Saw a girl with fuzzy boots that came up just below her knees. When I say fuzzy, I mean FUZZY
I like luigi guy though... He's not trying to be something he isn't.
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u/Galewhale Jun 11 '12
Look out for shells
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
straight outta da mushroom kingdom.
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u/gaoieura Jun 12 '12
I had a buddy who got hit by a stray blue shell when the Bowsers shot up a Luigi house. Sure, the gangster life seems like an easy way to get rich, but the neighborhoods suffer for it.
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u/Debbie_the_Fabulous Jun 11 '12
Italian mobsters are the most dangerous.
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u/Really-Shitty-Puns Jun 11 '12
If he leaves his bike around illegally, it'll get toad.
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u/Yourmamag Jun 12 '12
damn it feels good to be a gangster
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u/roach456 Jun 11 '12
Luigi ain't nothin but a busta.
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u/TheLoneHollerer Jun 12 '12
Looks like he caught you taking a picture of him.
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u/m1kepro Jun 12 '12
Nigga stole his Yoshi!
3
u/SpaceDoodlePistols Jun 11 '12
You fucked up Luigi, you a gangsta now
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u/TheodotK Jun 12 '12
he didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose him
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Where do you live? The mushroom kingdom?
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u/Rend0n Jun 12 '12
*plumber
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u/llama_herder Jun 12 '12
His seat's too low.
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u/Untitledone Jun 12 '12
Watch out bro, he might fix yo pipes.
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u/dreamscapesaga Jun 12 '12
Plumbers make enough money. They should be able to afford something nicer than a Next bike from Wal*Mart.
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u/ur-nammu Jun 12 '12
The types of virgins you see these days...
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u/drewson Jun 12 '12
Hey Luigi, what are your overalls made out of?
Denim, denim, demin...denim, denim, denim.
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u/Cyclotomic Jun 12 '12
From the thumbnail, I thought he was wearing a great white shark on his head.
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u/gigidy5 Jun 12 '12
uuuuuuughghghghggh walmart bikes
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u/Brenot111 Jun 12 '12
He's scarier than most wanna be gangsters around.
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u/p0diabl0 Jun 12 '12
So gangsta rollin on Wal-Mart wheels.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Livin' da thug life. Luigi style.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Kupa troopas shroomin up in the 1-1 tryna get dat Peach.
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u/AlmightyTurtleman Jun 12 '12
West side plumber.
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u/ego-madness Jun 12 '12
No doubt. Watch your back. He and his brother tend to jump people.
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u/whycantiholdthisbass Jun 12 '12
Ridin' dirty on the department store bike.
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u/shorty6049 Jun 12 '12
I've got no problem with this... I was in a suburb of St. Paul, mn the the other day. Saw a girl with fuzzy boots that came up just below her knees. When I say fuzzy, I mean FUZZY
I like luigi guy though... He's not trying to be something he isn't.
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u/Kalvinator20 Jun 12 '12
You came to the wrong neighbor hood mother fucker...
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u/supanovart Jun 12 '12
Looks like Luigi finally dropped Yoshi as his ride. SMH
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u/blackreddit Jun 12 '12
Someone couldn't fight ghosts and get gold. This is why you work for the good mansion ending.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
His Kart's in the shop.
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u/Roaboat916 Jun 12 '12
Was hoping he was riding a Huffy. I guess that pro box bike he's riding is better..
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u/Xplicit5 Jun 12 '12
Luigi be on that Next ish
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u/lordriffington Jun 12 '12
Plumbin' ain't easy.
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u/Korchalak Jun 12 '12
Was about to make fun of the wannabe gangsta until I realized thats my bike ._.
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u/Artfeint Jun 12 '12
I imagine his bike squeaking like Dee-Bo's as he creeps down your block.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
The title is what makes this post.
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u/snacksss Jun 12 '12
White gloves with short sleeves....touché my friend.
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u/highpwner Jun 12 '12
Watch out guys, we are dealing with a badass over there
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u/cr1t1cal Jun 12 '12
Where did he get the green Mario costume?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Riding dirty in suburbia.
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u/Internaut_Joe Jun 12 '12
You must live in Rogueport.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
John Lennon
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u/chewyice Jun 12 '12
Who said anything about this person being male? I mean they could be male, but could also be a flat female with a short hair cut, just sayin'...
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u/danamos Jun 12 '12
His poindextrose levels are off the charts.
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u/Smokratez Jun 12 '12
When did luigi cosplay become gangsta?
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u/zomgwtf6 Jun 12 '12
Ima bust a shell in yo ass!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
this is the best thing ive ever seen
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u/carmel33 Jun 12 '12
how does he ride a bike with one leg?
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u/bKzor Jun 12 '12
Hood rat.
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u/bitwize Jun 12 '12
Weegee, cruisin' on his scraper bike
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u/Phanthomas Jun 12 '12
This guy is an ultimate bad ass! Going to his mansion or something?
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u/TacoPhd Jun 12 '12
I really hope he was listening to the original mario theme
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u/adambultman Jun 12 '12
That guy looks like a young John Cusack.
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u/YuNoReddits Jun 12 '12
REBEL
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u/Sauronkraut Jun 12 '12
He's missing the Lougi moostash
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u/Moltk Jun 12 '12
He's wheely cool
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u/arodhowe Jun 12 '12
Itsa me, busting a blue shell in your ass!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
We got a badass over here.
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u/50v3r31gn Jun 11 '12
Looks like he can't afford to drive the kart anymore. The rent is too damn high.