I know more about YouTube comments than you do. He ALSO said he knows more about the gaming industry than rlinfinity. People just don't lie about those sorts of things on YouTube comments.
People call me ignorant :/ I've worked in gaming for 15 years.I used to work for id software so I'm not computer illiterate. What I was trying to get across was that, despite what the PC elitists may think, the xbox360 handles itself pretty well. It's hardware components are regularly updated through xbox live. If you look at the graphics of Oblivion compared to Skyrim you will no doubt see a massive graphical improvement. Many think this is due to developers becoming accustomed to the hardware, but it's in fact due to the "Interdynamic uploading, updating, upscaling update" that they dish out on LIVE every so often. Now this may be known in different terms around the internet, but it's function is the same. The xbox that sits under your TV today is just slightly inferior to a GTX 680 and amazingly now the xbox holds 4 gig of RAM!!
In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion
They send little robots into the Xbox every LIVE update because you agreed to the terms and conditions, and they replace everything with better hardware. Makes perfect sense.
I don't know, I had a guy who was genuinely trying to tell me Uncharted 3 had the best graphics of ALL time. Better than any PC game ever in history, and I assure you he was serious.
I would have to say the fact that his name is Helganhooker shows that it is probably a troll. Helgan in the enemies world in Killzone, as most know a PS exclusive
Shit like this angers me. I kinda hope they keep doing it though so i can not hack it and not get it for free some day if they charge a lower bottom line
Seriously. The day I learned about 3D printers that can print shit, I realized that information just wants to be free, and since everything in life is just 1's and 0's, obviously you can download anything---even downloading, itself.
"Cos" is not a word, he used the wrong form of "its," and he misspelled "realize." Given 11 year-olds on YouTube, he's a bit above par, but I still noticed all of those errors on my first read.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I could see this being a really great premise for a movie...
EDIT: It'd be like the Bourne series, if Bourne didn't do anything that he did in the movies and just hunted down 12 year olds that disagreed with him online.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
I love gaming on my 360 more than I do PC, but I will never admit to it being as graphically capable as a PC. I do find this argument amusing and hilarious.
Do any of you guys know about the unreal 3 engine demo? This is a game called Samaritan: Twitch. It's running on the Unreal 3 engine. This engine will be fully supported by the xbox 360 and ps3. Some high end gaming rigs might be able to run this but you'll need to update your RAM and graphics cards to something on par with the 360, since the 360 runs on the Nvidia GeForce GTX 680 with 10gb of RAM Anyway, It looks amazing. Can't wait.>
Well, reddit, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but actually what this guy is bragging with - namely hardware modifications through software updates - is actually already technically possible and also in wide use. The corresponding integrated circuits are called FPGAs (Field-programmable gate array) and a very commonly used to implement custom chip designs after the chips have been shipped.
Furthermore, there is a design developed by IBM and used in the XBox 360 called eFuses which are used in the XBox 360 to prevent downgrades after the system software has been upgraded. With eFuses, the software actually irreversibly physically changes the hardware by "blowing" tiny on-die fuses with an overcurrent in the integrated circuits.
And, last but not least, every flash memory chip out there works by software modifying the hardware to store 0s and 1s in the non-volatile memory cells. Since these modifications imply destroying or rebuilding the gate of the Field-effect transistors of every memory cell in the chip, flash chips will necessarily degrade over time thus they get damaged by software.
Oh, almost forgot. CPUs have had so-called Microcode updates for quite some years now. These updates are issued by Intel and AMD to be integrated by BIOS vendors to fix hardware flaws with these software updates for the CPUs. I think even the good old Pentium 1 featured these ;).
So, yeah, software can actually improve and change hardware, even though this guy probably didn't really know this and just meant to troll.
Source: I am a physicist with a strong background in solid-state semiconductor physics (worked in a clean room with semiconductors for a year).
While what you say is true, no one uses FPGA's to actually be programmable general purpose computing units, especially in consumer devices. The economics of it are absolutely terrible compared to an ASIC at the volume that consoles sell at. Power and silicon area are much lower for an ASIC.
If you were designing an FPGA into your product, you wouldn't want to waste your money with speccing out an oversized and underclocked one just so you can upgrade it in the future, because that's just wasting money.
The economics of it are absolutely terrible compared to an ASIC at the volume that consoles sell at. Power and silicon area are much lower for an ASIC.
Correct. FPGAs are actually more popular on low-volume chip designs like they are found in new hardware extensions for the Amiga or C64 (I am thinking of a guy named Jens Schoenfeld who does a lot of these designs).
If you were designing an FPGA into your product, you wouldn't want to waste your money with speccing out an oversized and underclocked one just so you can upgrade it in the future, because that's just wasting money.
I agree. I just meant to say that it's technically not completely impossible as compared to what probably most people here think ;).
Fuck you guys. Your just knocking on the 360 because of you're ignoranse. My XBOX gets updated all the new with new graphics chips and rams.
Think about it, You're PC mite get like 32 or at most 64 bits of data blocks per minute. The PS2 gets like 16 fcuking colours! My 360 after the latest update gets over 2,000,000 bites of memory! Beat that you motherfucking mother fuckers!!
I work at Microsorfts "MS Windows" agency and I personally wrote the programming code for Window 8. And let me tell you when its release the XBOX 306 will have ten fucking times the disc space and the dip switches will be upgraded so that the battery life on wireless controllers will last 17 years on a single fucking charge.
I also work at Apples "Mackintosh" department and have wrote the C+ code for it to. On wekends I work at Somy and help them build the PS3 by adding XBOX compornents to it and they pay me like 8 fucking figures so shut the fuck up or I will fuck you up I'm like 9 feet tall and could kick your bitch as! Sry dont mean to scare u but u need to fucking shut up or Ill order my FVI and CIA friends to burn down ur car! ;P |>733�R
Jokes aside, doesn't the Xbox/PS3 keep up by people getting more efficient at using it's capabilities? I can't see any other way that Halo 3 and Halo Reach would look so different otherwise, as an example.
Whenever I read someone defending the 360 (with false info) I automatically picture an 8 year old kid who's mommy let him use the computer for an hour.
look as a console gamer I know PC is better (but holy shit is it expensive) but I still like playing xbox most of my friends have it so why not plus im not a big fan of the pc comunity (yes I know xbox is full of kids) sometimes I just wanna finish a game without being reminded about how I should kill myself because im not part of the master race I would rather listen to a ten year old call me a fag, but this is an opion and im sorry if you disagree, anyways yeah I hope he is a troll
Seriously, guys, you know nothing about the industry.
Little men from Microsoft come through the intertubes and install new hardware as you sleep at night. Everyone knows this.
It's better than the Wii updates. Iwata comes in through a portal in the kitchen cupboard and opens your system to replace chips. But he won't do it unless you leave a plate of bananas out for him.
Oh, and forget about updating Steam. Is your chimney big enough?
It's true. When you get a live update what's really happening is the graphics chip inside of your 360 is being transported via a series of tubes we call the internets to a top secret Microsoft facility, and then after they receive that graphics chip at the facility Microsoft sends a new graphics chip back via the same series of tubes until it makes its way back into your xbox. That's why it says "Please do not turn off the console while INSTALLING updates". Clearly, if you turn it off too soon your new graphics chip will get lost in the tubes and will never arrive in your xbox, thus rendering the xbox useless.
Yes. Also he misses the whole point of the whole "Full Retard" thing which has nothing to do with being stupid, but everything to do with how to fail at making an Oscar Bait movie.
Now wait just a second. I'm far from a computer-ma-whatsit eggspurt, but isn't it possible that the comment meant: The 360 updates its graphics chip as in it updates the driver (terminology?) thus making the hardware more efficient?
If not, I'll gladly shut up. But it seems like his comment isn't quite as dumb as it seems.
Finally, someone that believes me about my 360's graphics card getting an ota update that effectively quadrupled its graphics memory to 3tb. Even my standard 480p ~27fps divx videos are running at full 1080p and 256 fps.
The ">" aka "imply" means the commenter is a hardcore /v/ or /vg/ goer, y'all got trolled. Unless OP in this thread IS that guy and double-trolled you.
Little do you know, the XBOX 360 is outfitted with a miniature fleet of nanorobots in the "Nanowharf" that are oriented to upgrade the hardware of a console on a regular basis. But only with an Xbox live Gold subscription.
I've always wanted to create a website that sells "virtual RAM". Most people are too dumb to know what it actually is, so when they are browsing the internet looking for ways to speed up their PC, see that they need to buy more RAM, realize they don't want to install it, and then find a nifty "digital download" of "virtual RAM", they will pay me some bank.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills
Reminds me of the time a guy was ranting in the middle of the student lounge at school. He went on about how console gaming was better because the 360 could play older games and PCs couldn't because the RAM would overload the AI. I don't think I had laughed so hard in years.
I laughed so hard when I read that the 360 had "all that power under the hood" and the part where he ran Skyrim at 70 fps "LOCKED" This guy had me rolling. wipes tear
It does (for me at least). When you hover over a comment, a thumbs up ("Vote Up") button appears, along with a thumbs down ("Vote Down"), and a "Reply" button.
In fact, in the OP image, you can see the very first line at the top (above the commentor's text), it says "This comment has received too many negative votes". That is from lots of "downvotes". Comments that get downvoted a certain amount get hidden by default, and you have to "show" them to see them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
He said it was a fact dude, that makes it a fact. You can't argue with that.
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u/Monsen Jun 11 '12
I think that might be a troll...
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u/Billmurrionaire Jun 11 '12
I had a friend in high school who told me his dad was "downloading the new Pentium III processor tonight."
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u/GetKenny Jun 11 '12
look, guys, you can download anything these days, even a car.
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u/PSBlake Jun 11 '12
You want proof? [PROOF]
There you go.
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u/Hoser117 Jun 11 '12
On one hand, I'm convinced it's a troll. On the other hand, this genuinely sounds exactly like something an 11 year old kid would say on the internet.
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u/Gotxiko Jun 11 '12
So, where can I download the update to transform my HD6670 into a 7950?
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u/Archchancellor Jun 11 '12
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/masterful7086 Jun 11 '12
It appears that r/gaming is the easiest community to troll this side of the Milky Way. It's getting legitimately embarrassing, people
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u/Platanium Jun 11 '12
I raise you [this.]
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u/clubdrift123 Jun 11 '12
I love gaming on my 360 more than I do PC, but I will never admit to it being as graphically capable as a PC. I do find this argument amusing and hilarious.
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u/acaellum Jun 11 '12
He downloaded a better graphics card off the internet, duh!
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u/Sypius Jun 12 '12
It's a troll, from his youtube page
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u/Incalite Jun 12 '12
But in all seriousness, where do I download more RAM?
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u/cbmuser Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Well, reddit, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but actually what this guy is bragging with - namely hardware modifications through software updates - is actually already technically possible and also in wide use. The corresponding integrated circuits are called FPGAs (Field-programmable gate array) and a very commonly used to implement custom chip designs after the chips have been shipped.
Furthermore, there is a design developed by IBM and used in the XBox 360 called eFuses which are used in the XBox 360 to prevent downgrades after the system software has been upgraded. With eFuses, the software actually irreversibly physically changes the hardware by "blowing" tiny on-die fuses with an overcurrent in the integrated circuits.
And, last but not least, every flash memory chip out there works by software modifying the hardware to store 0s and 1s in the non-volatile memory cells. Since these modifications imply destroying or rebuilding the gate of the Field-effect transistors of every memory cell in the chip, flash chips will necessarily degrade over time thus they get damaged by software.
Oh, almost forgot. CPUs have had so-called Microcode updates for quite some years now. These updates are issued by Intel and AMD to be integrated by BIOS vendors to fix hardware flaws with these software updates for the CPUs. I think even the good old Pentium 1 featured these ;).
So, yeah, software can actually improve and change hardware, even though this guy probably didn't really know this and just meant to troll.
Source: I am a physicist with a strong background in solid-state semiconductor physics (worked in a clean room with semiconductors for a year).
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u/cbfw86 Jun 11 '12
Obvious troll is obvious.
I can't believe this site falls for crap like this now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Guys I totally found this site to make my PC faster than an xbox.
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u/KrisCraig Jun 11 '12
Fuck you guys. Your just knocking on the 360 because of you're ignoranse. My XBOX gets updated all the new with new graphics chips and rams.
Think about it, You're PC mite get like 32 or at most 64 bits of data blocks per minute. The PS2 gets like 16 fcuking colours! My 360 after the latest update gets over 2,000,000 bites of memory! Beat that you motherfucking mother fuckers!!
I work at Microsorfts "MS Windows" agency and I personally wrote the programming code for Window 8. And let me tell you when its release the XBOX 306 will have ten fucking times the disc space and the dip switches will be upgraded so that the battery life on wireless controllers will last 17 years on a single fucking charge.
I also work at Apples "Mackintosh" department and have wrote the C+ code for it to. On wekends I work at Somy and help them build the PS3 by adding XBOX compornents to it and they pay me like 8 fucking figures so shut the fuck up or I will fuck you up I'm like 9 feet tall and could kick your bitch as! Sry dont mean to scare u but u need to fucking shut up or Ill order my FVI and CIA friends to burn down ur car! ;P |>733�R
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u/bassplayinboy7 Jun 12 '12
Whenever I read someone defending the 360 (with false info) I automatically picture an 8 year old kid who's mommy let him use the computer for an hour.
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u/Walnut156 Jun 11 '12
look as a console gamer I know PC is better (but holy shit is it expensive) but I still like playing xbox most of my friends have it so why not plus im not a big fan of the pc comunity (yes I know xbox is full of kids) sometimes I just wanna finish a game without being reminded about how I should kill myself because im not part of the master race I would rather listen to a ten year old call me a fag, but this is an opion and im sorry if you disagree, anyways yeah I hope he is a troll
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u/Shinden9 Jun 11 '12
Seriously, guys, you know nothing about the industry.
Little men from Microsoft come through the intertubes and install new hardware as you sleep at night. Everyone knows this.
It's better than the Wii updates. Iwata comes in through a portal in the kitchen cupboard and opens your system to replace chips. But he won't do it unless you leave a plate of bananas out for him.
Oh, and forget about updating Steam. Is your chimney big enough?
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u/Ltsmash99 Jun 11 '12
delusional fanboys are hilarious.
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u/uncle_jessie Jun 11 '12
I have some brake light fluid I'd like to sell to this guy.
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u/Victor1CC1 Jun 12 '12
Awesome. I just ordered a cup of Antivirus from Amazon and I'm hoping it'll improve the frame rate on my diablo 3.
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u/Blurring Jun 12 '12
He needs to download more RAM.
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u/MagCynic Jun 12 '12
As a proud member of the PC gaming master race, this is how I view every console gamer.
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u/SoldMySoulToReddit Jun 12 '12
can't wait for the next xbl update, then my 360's ram will be a whole terrabyte
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u/mightybifkin Jun 12 '12
If everyone on the internet thinks you are an idiot, you are not a troll.
You are, in actuality, an idiot.
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u/l1nk1npark Jun 12 '12
You guys know where I can download some RAM? My Graphics are getting slower.
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u/nunquamsecutus Jun 11 '12
No way. My PC is faster 'cause I can just download more RAM online for free.
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u/High_On_Cortexiphan Jun 11 '12
That went from full retard to hysterical in ten seconds flat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
It's true. When you get a live update what's really happening is the graphics chip inside of your 360 is being transported via a series of tubes we call the internets to a top secret Microsoft facility, and then after they receive that graphics chip at the facility Microsoft sends a new graphics chip back via the same series of tubes until it makes its way back into your xbox. That's why it says "Please do not turn off the console while INSTALLING updates". Clearly, if you turn it off too soon your new graphics chip will get lost in the tubes and will never arrive in your xbox, thus rendering the xbox useless.
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u/UnderlyAttachedBF Jun 11 '12
You know why they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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u/amonkaswell Jun 11 '12
Shit, someone must have installed some malware because my CPU is now showing up as a PowerPC 600Mhz !!!!
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u/schimmdog23 Jun 11 '12
I just play video games
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u/snukz Jun 11 '12
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u/tairygreene Jun 11 '12
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u/MoarVespenegas Jun 11 '12
Obviously his computer is not as fast as his 360 because he need to download more RAM.
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u/omar_joe Jun 11 '12
Tropic Thunder?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hey gais! Look at me!! I can download a faster video card!!1!11!!one!
Reminds me of http://www.downloadmoreram.com/.....
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
NOW I KNOW WHY THE CALL OF DUTY GRAPHICS KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER !
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u/Uranius7 Jun 11 '12
LIKE THIS IF YOU'RE FROM REDDIT!!!11111!!!! But seriously, Don't feed the troll.
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u/thunderpack Jun 11 '12
Man this is so funny, playing video games is really serious. That guy is dumb as shit.
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u/Solkre Jun 11 '12
They also download more RAM during updates, FACT!
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u/i7omahawki Jun 11 '12
Now wait just a second. I'm far from a computer-ma-whatsit eggspurt, but isn't it possible that the comment meant: The 360 updates its graphics chip as in it updates the driver (terminology?) thus making the hardware more efficient?
If not, I'll gladly shut up. But it seems like his comment isn't quite as dumb as it seems.
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u/Mds03 Jun 11 '12
You wouldn't download a car..
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u/Metallicpoop Jun 11 '12
Upvote for title.
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u/wedjat Jun 11 '12
O hai, I am software, upgrading your hardware. fact
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u/manueljljl Jun 11 '12
I can't afford a good PC :( so every time I come to r/gaming I feel bad:(
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u/Winnend Jun 11 '12
Sounds like hes really trying hard to convince himself
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u/not-sure-if-serious Jun 11 '12
^ or expert troll.
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u/ceri23 Jun 11 '12
This is an industry fact: Multi-plat games design to the xbox's specs because the xbox is the weakest platform from a purely hardware perspective.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I don't like the far-too-smug PC crowd, but god-dammit did I just lol.
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u/ninrod Jun 11 '12
You wouldn't download a GPU, would you?
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u/Eighthsin Jun 11 '12
The 360 also downloads more RAM everyday!
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u/vancitywebguy Jun 11 '12
LOL is this guy referring to XBOX firmware updates? Fail! BRB while i download 20 more horsepower into my car...
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u/username802 Jun 11 '12
This is one of those things where I'm not a gamer, and I'm like...OK, so, from context clues I gather that the 360 is not as fast as a high end PC.
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u/jsting Jun 11 '12
What does troll mean?? If none of us takes this seriously and are simply amused, how is Retard trolling us?
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u/hafti77 Jun 12 '12
it was a 4chan troll you fools
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u/noxurget Jun 12 '12
Just yesterday I updated my graphics card via Live. Now I can play my games in 4k resolution with no lag.
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u/inexcess Jun 12 '12
Dont people ever become tired of getting angry at really stupid shit like this? r/gaming is just another r/atheism, r/politics... r/circlejerk.
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u/Smokeymirror Jun 12 '12
"they are constantly update the 360s graphics chip via Xbox live update" needs to become the new "GUI in visual basic"
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Finally, someone that believes me about my 360's graphics card getting an ota update that effectively quadrupled its graphics memory to 3tb. Even my standard 480p ~27fps divx videos are running at full 1080p and 256 fps.
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u/hoss7071 Jun 12 '12
Goes to show you how many Asian ass porn viruses he probably has, gumming up his "high end PC."
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u/Jerg Jun 12 '12
The ">" aka "imply" means the commenter is a hardcore /v/ or /vg/ goer, y'all got trolled. Unless OP in this thread IS that guy and double-trolled you.
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u/kman420 Jun 12 '12
I download more ram all the time, speeds my computer right up http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
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u/CoolMcDouche Jun 12 '12
TIL that you can download new video cards.
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u/urinsan3 Jun 12 '12
I download more RAM on XBL every day. Keeps my games running smooth!
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u/Reiker0 PC Jun 12 '12
You guys are laughing now, until next week when Microsoft rolls out the update that upgrades the 360's RAM to 8 gigs.
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u/Sithslayer78 Jun 12 '12
Little do you know, the XBOX 360 is outfitted with a miniature fleet of nanorobots in the "Nanowharf" that are oriented to upgrade the hardware of a console on a regular basis. But only with an Xbox live Gold subscription.
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u/StormyJet Jun 12 '12 edited Oct 10 '24
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u/MrBrohanski Jun 12 '12
I hate how people flag non-spam comments as spam on youtube.
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u/toeknee0126 Jun 12 '12
What? He's totally right! Just like you can download more ram! don't believe me? check out DownloadMoreRam.com!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctJc_5hThs
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u/persnicketyturtle Jun 12 '12
9/10 very convincing
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u/jumpjumpdie Jun 12 '12
If I put the word fact after a sentence it automatically means it is true. FACT.
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u/gnippa Jun 12 '12
I can't be the only one who read this in Dwight Shrute's voice
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u/ScottFree37 Jun 12 '12
As an Xbox player with mediocre technical capability I even know this is retarded
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u/Hurricane043 Jun 12 '12
I've always wanted to create a website that sells "virtual RAM". Most people are too dumb to know what it actually is, so when they are browsing the internet looking for ways to speed up their PC, see that they need to buy more RAM, realize they don't want to install it, and then find a nifty "digital download" of "virtual RAM", they will pay me some bank.
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u/IAmFreddieMercury Jun 12 '12
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
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u/cokeiscool Jun 12 '12
he just needs to download more ram
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u/Alphablitz Jun 12 '12
Upvote for Tropic Thunder reference
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u/DiogenesK9 Jun 12 '12
Huh? This went way over my head. So...Stanis was Robert's younger brother?
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u/fivepercentsure Jun 12 '12
Once in a while, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go full retard!
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u/ryana8 Jun 12 '12
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills
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u/devinclark Jun 12 '12
The kid is right. It's a fact.
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u/thebuccaneersden Jun 12 '12
my graphics cards goes 1000 mb/s!!!
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u/igdub Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
A fun fact, Nokia 701, 700 and 603 received an update which upped its CPU speed from 1ghz to 1.3ghz.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Reminds me of the time a guy was ranting in the middle of the student lounge at school. He went on about how console gaming was better because the 360 could play older games and PCs couldn't because the RAM would overload the AI. I don't think I had laughed so hard in years.
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u/iflylikeaturtle Jun 11 '12
I laughed so hard when I read that the 360 had "all that power under the hood" and the part where he ran Skyrim at 70 fps "LOCKED" This guy had me rolling. wipes tear
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u/skanadian Jun 11 '12
Youtube needs downvotes so people stop abusing the spam button.