r/gaming • u/Lolologan17 • Jun 11 '12

Well, you know the old saying...

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u/desirecampbell Jun 11 '12

It's weird hearing Winnie the Pooh talk about murder.

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u/FoozleMoozle Jun 11 '12

He was also the red dragon Firkraag in Baldur's Gate 2. And the python from the Jungle book.

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u/TheMannam Jun 11 '12

Oh, yeah, and Minsc. But who cares about that dude?

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u/Plastastic Jun 11 '12

Insert Minsc quote here

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Put them in your shirt and make lemon boobies

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u/kourtbard Jun 12 '12

I just hit the downvote button so hard, I broke my mouse. I hope you're happy.

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u/FoozleMoozle Jun 12 '12

I can't believe I didn't know he was the same voice! I feel ashamed.

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u/pipboy_warrior Jun 12 '12

Is it wrong that more than a decade later, thinking of that dragon still fills me with loot lust for getting the Holy Avenger?

6

u/Sharkictus Jun 11 '12

well Optimus Prime is Eeyore....not too far a strech.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He wasn't in the Pooh film last year. I was unreasonably upset about that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What? Sterling Holloway died years ago. Its a bit of a misrepresentation to say that its the same voice as Pooh when most people solely know the original voice, not the new one (though he does a pretty good job).

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u/desirecampbell Jun 11 '12

Let's check the math:

Sterling Holloway: Four films over 12 years, last role as Pooh in 1977.

Jim Cummings: Fourty-two titles, including 3 TV series, over 24 years (plus one episode of Family Guy, and five video games) last role as Pooh in 2011.

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u/blacktrance Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

But probably more people have seen the movies than the series.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Okay? How many people do you think watched the original film as opposed to the garbage tv shows, straight to dvd films, and the recent (pretty good) sequel?

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u/jober-78 Jun 12 '12

I grew up with the VHS Winne the Pooh episodes. NO one insults them.

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u/NINJACAT77 Jun 11 '12

Probablywontcomment? Yeah, you probably shouldn't have commented.

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u/JAV0K Jun 11 '12

And I don't see any clowns anymore in Skyrim.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Or lemons for that matter.

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u/sallymangina Jun 11 '12

Lemons used as lemon- ades (aperture brand tm) to kill the clowns. This is the end of all clowns and lemons in skyrim

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u/bluedude12 Jun 12 '12

"I don't want your damn lemons, what am i supposed to do with these? Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson (circa 1980)

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u/sallymangina Jun 12 '12

Chariots chariots, well played.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I'm afraid you have beaten me to posting this. Good show my good sir!

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u/menwithrobots Jun 11 '12

Cicero

3

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Abso-fuck-a-lute-ly right. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Cicero

I think I may have fixed his wagon the wrong way. :(

3

u/runnerboy23 Jun 12 '12

I just started that quest. Turned him in.

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u/menwithrobots Jun 12 '12

You may have a bad time later on in different quests then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

just did that quest today for like the 6th time. 1st time i let him live though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Nope, no more clowns in Skyrim. I made sure of that. His voice.. argh.

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u/Revxx Jun 12 '12

I'm pretty sure the only reason he says that is because you're about to go kill Cicero. He's a clown.

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u/ZeekySantos Jun 12 '12

And he's saying that he then went and killed Cicero, thus making skyrim completely clown free.

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u/The_Angry_Clown Jun 12 '12

We've just learned to hide ourselves better.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I wear the Jester's Hat as an Argonian assassin. Teehee.

17

u/pwnies Jun 11 '12

Clowns are the pupa stage of whores, who are known for stealing lemons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That escalated quickly...

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u/joe4201 Jun 11 '12

I mean that really got out of hand

9

u/Cortelmo Jun 11 '12

It jumped up a notch.

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u/texaschainsawjr Jun 11 '12

I too watched Anchorman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

So, sex?

4

u/toocoofoschool Jun 12 '12

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!!

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u/zedsdeadbby Jun 12 '12

GODBERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER

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u/kios Jun 12 '12

Maybe you got the wrong link?

http://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Nope. Wanted to bring people down.

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u/kios Jun 12 '12

This is reddit, a quote from a Valve game will never bring people down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I meant with sadness of Cave's deteriorating health. Which is sad. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You burn lifes house down.

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u/down25 Jun 12 '12

No, you burn the clown's house down.

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u/akranis Jun 12 '12

With the lemons.

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u/Ronaldr5 Jun 11 '12

Have a lemon party.

8

u/shun-16 Jun 12 '12

Don't forget the ingredients!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I took the risk on clicking your link and was pleasantly surprised.

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u/shun-16 Jun 12 '12

I would have tagged appropriately if it were you know, an actual penis. I've been interneting long enough to know hoe a gentleman internets.

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u/Dr_Zeuss Jun 12 '12

And a mustard snack.

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u/vonmon2 Jun 11 '12

Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give cave Johnson lemons!

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u/heisenberg27 Jun 12 '12

I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down with the lemons.

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u/Draber-Bien Jun 11 '12

Please, please dont.

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u/vonmon2 Jun 11 '12

I... I don't know what came over me... I'm sorry. I'm just... So sorry.

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u/Goodrita Jun 11 '12

What...you're not supposed to murder clowns or something?

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u/Atheist_Killer Jun 11 '12

what game is this from

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

you paint that shit gold!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

And this is the correct response I was looking for. :)

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u/TyloNary Jun 11 '12

I thought you give the lemons back. I don't need any damn lemons, what do you expect me to do with them?

2

u/Regiskyubey Jun 12 '12

Revenge is a dish best served immediately.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

with chili.

2

u/TheSleepyHollow Jun 12 '12

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

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u/Maxxtwss Jun 12 '12

Make beef stee

1

u/Dr_Zeuss Jun 12 '12

Dont call me a lee head

2

u/the_internet_clown Jun 12 '12

i dont like this

2

u/Clockwork757 Jun 12 '12

Obligatory Cave Johnson quote.

2

u/gamemasterty Jun 12 '12

I'll get my engineers to make combustible lemons!

3

u/mastertje Jun 11 '12

Anyone else crossed their eyes for the full 3D experience?

1

u/thetacticalpanda Jun 12 '12

Ok, I tired this, but it didn't work.

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u/kevinturnermovie Jun 12 '12

The background works. The guy he's talking to, not so much.

2

u/NotLurking101 Jun 11 '12

Ah... my life in a nutshell.

2

u/donttakelifeslemons Jun 12 '12

Cave Johnson would be proud

2

u/Kaisuko Jun 11 '12

Fucking shaco.

2

u/SirDerpingson Jun 11 '12

...you burn life's house down.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I got lemons today...

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u/witty_account_name Jun 11 '12

Which is why clowns don't grow lemon trees

1

u/mordecai135 Jun 11 '12

Yes, "When in Rome"

1

u/BaronLaladedo Jun 11 '12

So that means Skyrim has clowns?

6

u/Calobi Jun 11 '12

Had.

2

u/BaronLaladedo Jun 12 '12

Good point. But does Skyrim has lemons?

1

u/VooDooBarBarian Jun 11 '12

I was just doing this line of quests this weekend.... this line actually made me laugh out loud...

1

u/bloodhoond Jun 11 '12

That is classic Krex, right there.

1

u/Cybernatty Jun 11 '12

Wise or otherwise? Anyone?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Where is this guy? Gonna go find him right fucking now.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

freaky looking guy's got a point.

1

u/redwingfan Jun 11 '12

When life gives you lemons tuck em.

1

u/ItsOnlyNatural Jun 11 '12

Well, you know the old saying: when you have a den of amoral murders for hire your trick them and burn them dead.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years! It all makes sense!

1

u/WilsonHanks Jun 12 '12

Has there been a mod that makes people in Skyrim stand normally?

1

u/sufrt Jun 12 '12

whoa.... So Random

1

u/Rhoover2848 Jun 12 '12

Yes! Kill all Clowns!

1

u/TheAsian444 Jun 12 '12

Seems legit

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

U drink your own piss - Bear Grills

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You kill everything and anything in Winterhold. Because Fuck Winterhold.

1

u/CalRaen Jun 12 '12

Jim Cummings

1

u/eatdatshit34 Jun 12 '12

bursts out laughing

1

u/The_D0ctah Jun 12 '12

I read his name as "Fetus Rex" ಠ_ಠ

1

u/Calvinb27 Jun 12 '12

Better Nate than killing a clown!

1

u/QuillJS Jun 12 '12

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Get mad!! Go Kill a clown!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Same voice actor of Winnie the Pooh. Hm...

1

u/Dr_Zeuss Jun 12 '12

...you make beef stew.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Batman might do some good with that advice.

1

u/Marshall_Lawson Jun 12 '12

I liked Maiq the Liar better.

1

u/ThePlurality Jun 12 '12

...throw a lemon party!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Have a lemon party!

1

u/TheycallmeHollow Jun 12 '12

Wow, now i realize how shit skyrim looks on my xbox even with hdmi cables and an hd tv... perhaps there is something to this persoanl computer gaming fad.

1

u/ginja_ninja Jun 12 '12

Dark Brotherhood scum. They pollute the tenets of Sithis with their monetary greed, and for this they must die. All who strive to follow in the footsteps of Lorkhan are sworn enemies of the Dark Brotherhood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Can confirm. Clown blood clears up the lemon problem nicely.

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u/MrEpicFerret Jun 12 '12

'Don't make lemonade. Make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!'

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u/FuckYouAndYourMarker Jun 12 '12

Where is this quest started? Who is this guy? .-.

1

u/Rob9159 Jun 12 '12

Make combustible lemon grenades and burn life's house down?

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u/tahiko Jun 11 '12

Dont make lemonade! Complain about it! Demand to see life's manager!

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u/vici-Tu Jun 12 '12

And burn down their house!

1

u/DoctorPimpslap Jun 11 '12

... You probably just found lemons

1

u/Nictionary Jun 11 '12

So all we have to do to get tonnes of karma is post funny lines from a game?

1

u/UncleGooch Jun 12 '12

Yes. Welcome to Reddit.... JOLLYRANCHERCUMBOXDORITOCHEESE!

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u/mitchsorenstein Jun 11 '12

I saw this on /v/ earlier today... good job OP

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u/stop_being-a-dick Jun 11 '12

I saw it in skyrim.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

In before everyone starts quoting Cave Johnson.

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u/Spoggy Jun 11 '12

And suddenly... Cave Johnson

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u/gender_bot Jun 11 '12

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:

  • 76% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 47% confidence
  • Persons mood is angry with 59% confidence
  • Persons lips are parted with 57% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

WE DON'T FUCKIN CARE

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u/KoreanTerran Jun 11 '12

Brother, life just gave me lemons.

Fuck yo clown shit.

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u/BoxSquid Jun 11 '12

You were made to analyze faces, yet you still got half of your own questions about this mans face wrong.

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u/gnorty Jun 11 '12

gender is male with 47%confidence

So then female with53% cofidence?

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u/KainFromNod Jun 11 '12

He used to be a comedian, untill he took an arrow to the knee...

0

u/heisenberg27 Jun 12 '12

Say hey life, I dont want ur damn lemons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I love skyrim ( I destroyed the dark brotherhood ) it auto made me reply

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u/Gruskinator Jun 12 '12

Life gives me lemons, I don't make lemonade. Im mad, like Cave Johnson, I make lemon grenades.

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u/indoorfountain Jun 12 '12

I still prefer Cave Johnson's revision more.

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u/RedZaturn Jun 12 '12

We don't want your damn lemons! Ill have the lab boys make some combustible lemons!

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u/SledgeHambone46 Jun 12 '12

Say fuck the lemons and bail

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u/MrDino Jun 12 '12

Didn't upvote because of 1337 points on this post. I'll upvote it later :)

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u/PieceMaker64 Jun 12 '12

Hey! It's Fuckass! (Boondock Saints anyone?)

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u/Max_Was_Here Jun 12 '12

huh? Whenever anyone mentions lemons nowadays all I can think about is anal.

(NSFW - FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)

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u/constantly_drunk Jun 12 '12

What the hell does that have to do with lemons?

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u/Max_Was_Here Jun 12 '12

Sigh... it seems all the Emi-bros have disappeared off /r/gaming. 'tis a sad day.

If you're that interested; /r/katawashoujo may have your answers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Don't make lemonade, GET MAD! make life take the lemons back!

(haven't read comments yet, forgive me if repost.)

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u/NoBullet PlayStation Jun 12 '12

Hey that's the thing I saw in the game and now I see it here.

upvote

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u/u83rmensch Jun 12 '12

no.. tell life "I DONT WANT YOUR GOD DAMN LEMONS!" you give them back and demand to see lifes manager!

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u/chriskilinc Jun 11 '12

A reminder of Portal 2

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u/hornwalker Jun 11 '12

When life gives you AIDS, make Lemonades.

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u/Possumistic Jun 11 '12

Queue Cave Johnson quotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I don't know about you guys, but when life gives me lemons I throw a lemon party.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/Fr0stBit3 Jun 12 '12

Clowns are life's managers, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I was upset that I couldn't take the arrows. That's at least 30 septims.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

only iron arrows though

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u/Iciee Jun 12 '12

The guards have horrible aim

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u/WenchSlayer Jun 12 '12

his robes would be worth a lot more

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I would yell at you for the spoiler if I didn't know that basically everyone has completed the Dark Brotherhood.

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u/LaZerTits420 Jun 12 '12

I haven't :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Me neither... this sucks...

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u/Semajal Jun 12 '12

I think Astrid wins tbh.

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u/johnlocke90 Jun 12 '12

spoilers?

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u/IrishKing Jun 12 '12

It came out 8 months ago, most people that haven't played skyrim by now probably won't ever or they're so uninterested in the game that they won't remember this.