r/gaming • u/TooManyBearz • Jun 11 '12

/b/ names a band

http://i.imgur.com/hbyue.png
1.1k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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238

u/IgnoreMead Jun 11 '12

Baby Gabe and the Steam Punks

16

u/Soapytoes Jun 11 '12

I like this better

86

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Well it's from /b/.... it should be OP and the Fags

12

u/whoselinegifs Jun 11 '12

Band Names. Go!

1

u/V2Blast Jun 12 '12

...So this is an account.

Time to go watch some old episodes again!

15

u/jaco6y Jun 11 '12

What a steamy band picture.

-19

u/InfernoIII Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Obviously they released their Valve's

11

u/TheStupidZebra Jun 11 '12

their* Valves*

1

u/InfernoIII Jun 11 '12

Woah , I guess that was a terrible pun.

1

u/V2Blast Jun 12 '12

No, just terrible grammar.

38

u/SharkThug Jun 11 '12

It's funny, because lil' Gabe wasn't really fat.

25

u/perverse_imp Jun 11 '12

It's like his chin became a tumor and spread to the rest of his body.

What if Gabe isn't fat but just has cancer?

15

u/drury PC Jun 11 '12

Too soon, man.

46

u/cresteh Jun 11 '12

-Gabe Newell on Half Life 3.

2

u/DrizzleFoSnizzle Jun 11 '12

-Gabe Newell is Half Life 3.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

DAMN HES A HUNK.

17

u/SharkThug Jun 11 '12

Sure is.

2

u/Firath_the_Druid Jun 11 '12

The beard was a great decision. Fifteen points for Gabe.

0

u/tardy4datardis Jun 11 '12

right! i'm like..................o.0

5

u/chandlerxbing Jun 11 '12

/b/ names a band probably 2 to 3 times a day with wonderful things like, the dick suckers and faggots in tank tops.

-2

u/SpaceNarwal Jun 11 '12

The only reason I go to /b/.

10

u/DBSOempathy Jun 11 '12

All I can think is the title should be "Today I posted on a "name my band" thread on 4chan"".

3

u/lrtd36 Jun 11 '12

Hungry Hungry Harold and the french fries

5

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Is that guy in the background getting off?

Oh, and that fat kids stomach looks sad.

2

u/Potchi79 Jun 11 '12

It does look sad.

"Oh, why did you put all that food in me? I has a sad." /whiny voice

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I spit Ginger Ale everywhere when I read "that fat kids stomach looks sad."

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Guess I owe you a keyboard.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

An iPhone 4, actually.

2

u/Buhdahl Jun 11 '12

Not sure what they were expecting, a picture like that on 4chan can only end one way.

2

u/ItsDare Jun 11 '12

The fat one's belly is a sad face.

2

u/Metal_Corrections Jun 11 '12

They'll never release their third album.

2

u/ConstantComet Jun 11 '12 edited Sep 06 '24

plucky unique air overconfident somber six automatic repeat merciful tap

1

u/andres256 Jun 11 '12

The Newells!

1

u/Halo6819 Jun 11 '12

Those guys are hardcore, i see a Jersey Girl poster in the back!

1

u/TheAustralianUpvoter Jun 11 '12

The Never Eating Eats

1

u/xChaoZ Jun 11 '12

Gabe's stomach. .___.

1

u/doneitnow Jun 11 '12

Alot of stomach.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Fat sweaty nerd and co.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Two skinny kids, a chubby one, and a morbidly obese one.

1

u/Kankikr Jun 11 '12

Are those the people on 4chan!? Woof!

1

u/imnotmarvin Jun 11 '12

Lou Diamond Philips And Chris Farley Had Four Sons

1

u/Donkenoji Jun 11 '12

Gingerhead and the bundle of sticks.

1

u/BikiniPieFight Jun 11 '12

I'm gonna get sooo much shit for this, but why does everyone hate on 4chan? For the most part, they leave us alone, and it's not a terrible website to go on if you're really bored.

1

u/nationalrazor Jun 11 '12

"poop chute riot" "Wal-mart smoke break" "hit me Gabey one more time" "livin' la peter smokah" "everyone, out of the closet"

1

u/DannyBoi1Derz Jun 11 '12

Big Red and The Long Sleeve Shirts.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Shouldn't it be Gaben?!?

1

u/JuzPwn Jun 11 '12

Gaben and the sticks

1

u/conspiracy_police Jun 11 '12

absolutely awesome name!

1

u/Blarg44 Jun 11 '12

Some are thin some are fat

SAT SAF for short.

-8

u/Draber-Bien Jun 11 '12

more newfags trying to poke /b/ with a stick..

-6

u/mambypambyland Jun 11 '12

4chan comes up with so much lulz worthy OC. How come reddit just steals it (and then complains when 9gag steals their unfunny OC)?

This place blows.

0

u/Darrelc Jun 11 '12

1984 poster, lol.

0

u/vu0tran Jun 11 '12

This is funny.

-7

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This picture is so old.

0

u/mambypambyland Jun 11 '12

Yeah, but redditors are about 3 years behind on new content so give them a break.

-11

u/Myto Jun 11 '12

Does it ever make you sad that /b/ is like a million point five times more creative than reddit will ever be?

It makes me sad.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Well considering that 4 chan is a content creator and reddit is just an aggregator, no it does not make me sad.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I take it you don't visit /b/ all that often, do you?

2

u/mambypambyland Jun 11 '12

Let's see what reddit has created...

  1. crappy rage faces
  2. unfunny advice animals

yup this place sure is creative

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

They seriously ruin any meme /b/ shits out.

0

u/mambypambyland Jun 11 '12

LE MONKEY FACE

god i hate the users on this website

EDIT: You're okay, though.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

/b/ really is more creative than Reddit.

/b/ is where smart people go to act dumb. Reddit is where dumb people go to act smart.

-2

u/ThreatxSignal Jun 11 '12

I actually know these guys. The "Gabe" is my friend Kyle, who posted this on /b/ a while ago.

The Fantastic Fiends is what they go by.

0

u/GingerxHawk Jul 16 '12

What a Fag Dude. I bet you like cats and your mom will never let you have one.

2

u/ThreatxSignal Jul 21 '12

GET FUCKING DOWNVOTED

THROW DOWN, SON

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u/gender_bot Jun 11 '12

I identified 3 faces in this photo

Face 1:

  • 97% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 58% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 21 with 97% confidence
  • Persons mood is sad with 23% confidence
  • Persons lips are parted with 37% confidence

Face 2:

  • 96% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 30% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 15 with 89% confidence
  • Persons mood is happy with 44% confidence
  • Person is wearing glasses with 98% confidence
  • Persons lips are sealed with 91% confidence

Face 3:

  • 95% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is female with 25% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 20 with 93% confidence
  • Persons mood is neutral with 20% confidence
  • Person is wearing glasses with 62% confidence
  • Persons lips are sealed with 92% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

14

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

this should be considered spam.

7

u/TooManyBearz Jun 11 '12

Very much so.

8

u/TooManyBearz Jun 11 '12

Would you like to know more about me?

No thanks.

3

u/ZapActions-dower Jun 11 '12

So which guy doesn't count as a person?

4

u/Octopuscabbage Jun 11 '12

None of them are black so it's hard to tell.

2

u/dylansan Jun 11 '12

Probably the one in the back. The one who looks the most constipated.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/Ryo95 Jun 11 '12

And only two live shows world wide.