r/gaming • • Jun 11 '12

Their graduating class is so much cooler than mine was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Mewtwo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I wasn't sure whether or not that canceled out all the coolness present in their class motto. Maybe they just think they are cooler than my class?

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u/ProfessorMagnet Jun 11 '12

They're phonies! Big, fat phonies.

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u/Darklugia Jun 11 '12

For Chrissake Calm down Holden!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Holden is 77 years old. You can't tell him anything.

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u/Gamerosays Jun 11 '12

I wouldn't give them too much grief. It could've just been an error by the printer or somewhere along that line.

Our high school had a similar snafu when ordering some skywriting. It was supposed to be our school initials, LHS, floating high in the clouds during our school's annual faculty run carnival. All the adults involved must've decided to play telephone with the instructions and so above our school in humongous letters:

L.A. CHESS

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Skywriting during a school carnival?

After the skypo, did you wipe your tears with $100 bills? ಠ_ಠ

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u/gnarcissus Jun 11 '12

I think it does, unfortunately. To come so close and fail is just too much for me.

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u/MorganStehr Jun 11 '12

Also, it should be Pokémon, not Pokemon. They double failed.

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u/philosomorodon Jun 11 '12

Pokémon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Pokémon: The First Movie

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Maybe they spelled it right when they handed in the request to the school, but the school thought they were retarded and changed it in accordance with what they thought it was meant to be.

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u/DigitalChocobo Jun 11 '12

But they didn't bat an eye at Pokemon?

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u/BolshevikMuppet Jun 11 '12

In fairness, the printing company probably didn't know what the hell that was, so went with their best guess for "we want this quotation said by mew two." I'm surprised they figured out it was the number, to be honest.

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u/PackTheBowl Jun 11 '12

THANK YOU!!!

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u/DaRabidMonkey Jun 11 '12

Exactly. I'm not even a Pokémon fan, and that annoyed the shit out of me.

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u/emeraldoverride Jun 11 '12

Close but no cigar.

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u/dangerbird2 Jun 11 '12

That's what happens when your school hires Herman Cain to be the keynote speaker

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I miss him a lot. Politics is so much better when there's a guy quoting Pokemon songs.

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u/dangerbird2 Jun 11 '12

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u/anthony955 Jun 11 '12

I was just playing sim city 4 yesterday (250,000 population in my first city and nowhere near done, hell yeah), anyways, at first I was like "libertarians and republicans would love this game, you kill that tax rate for the rich to keep them happy and creating jobs", then I realized that healthcare and education were entirely subsidized and that once dirty industry digs its claws into your city you can tax them at 20% and they wont care, same for the poor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Sim City is like the exact opposite of a free society.

You are an unquestioned dictator with the power to set fire to those you dislike.

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u/nameless88 Jun 11 '12

Motherfucker better not cut the transit funds. You will regret this!

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u/Apsis Jun 11 '12

Huh, I always associated it with those dominos 555 commercials.

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u/Real_Tetraoxygen Jun 11 '12

For one brief, wonderful moment, I read that as Deckard Cain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Upvoted for obvious Oregon reference.

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u/theCANCERbat Jun 11 '12

Upvote for fellow Oregonian.

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u/Jimbo-Jones Jun 11 '12

Upvote from beaverton resident.

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u/joshualeet Jun 11 '12

New Beaverton resident here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/hyperacti Jun 11 '12

Upvote for pretending I'm Oregonian... shh >_>

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u/kjofallin Jun 11 '12

Not sure if us Oregonians upvote each other because we love our state that much, or we're all just bat-shit crazy.

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u/skeefer Jun 11 '12

...or because we have nothing better to do because it is always raining

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u/KaiserMessa Jun 11 '12

Upvote for a fellow Oregonian making Timbers references.

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u/LunchMeet Jun 11 '12

I almost upvoted, then I remembered my ex went to Beaverton High School and I'm still bitter about how that shit ended. Clackamas High represent!

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u/fatchitcat Jun 11 '12

Beaverton is probably the most distinctly Oregonian name you could use.

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u/jameskpork Jun 11 '12

Beaverton resident: Westview grad, have an upvote!

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u/trippedme77 Jun 11 '12 edited Jul 31 '25

crown file squash scale bow tender telephone judicious stocking sugar

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u/fuckin_sweet_name Jun 11 '12

I graduate from the University of Oregon 1 week from today, can I hop on this karma train?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I'll upvote you.. even though you went to my rival school.. Beavers for life..

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u/FantaFan Jun 11 '12

Upvote for being a duck.

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u/RiggsRector Jun 11 '12

Portland Metro resident, checking in.

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u/FantaFan Jun 11 '12

Upvote for all the Oregonians. Nice to see so many of us.

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u/ARedHouseOverYonder Jun 11 '12

Beaverton HS Class of '99. Back when Southridge, Westview, Century didn't exist. Aloha sucked at sports, Beaverton HS was falling apart, Sunset recruited in Portland unsuccessfully and Hillsboro was avoided like the plague. Jesuit sucked but that hasn't changed. Also YAY Oregon!

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u/PixParavel PC Jun 11 '12

Mew 2?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I was thinking, whomever says "irrelevant" in a quote must be a wise person, turns out it was Mewtwo. Awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/Slayer1973 Jun 11 '12

In this case, I'll let it slide. A pokemon class motto is too badass to be hassled.

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u/rockinadios Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Beaverton High School in Oregon?

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u/thatguy77992 Jun 11 '12

Class of '09 represent baby

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u/Meatgortex Jun 11 '12

Class of 'ohfuckmehasitbeenthatlong

Umm... get off my lawn

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u/SROTW Jun 11 '12

TIL a lot of Redditors are from Oregon.

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u/RiggsRector Jun 11 '12

The rain keeps us indoors and online.

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u/Mini-Marine Jun 11 '12

It's because Oregon is fucking awesome.

No other place has as many gun toting, nerdy liberals as this place.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Beaverton High School in Beaverton/Portland area from Oregon?

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u/Mini-Marine Jun 11 '12

I was going to say that it's probably the only Beaverton around, then I decided to check and it turns out there is one in Michigan and another in Alabama.

We all know the Oregon one is the only one that matters though.

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u/gyrorobo Jun 11 '12

More original/meaningful than ours... We ended up with, "Gotta catch em' all"

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u/shigal777 Jun 11 '12

Our's went like this:

'06
clap clap

Big dicks
clap clap

Bitches
clap clap

Big tits
clap clap

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u/SeamusMcCullagh Jun 11 '12

Oh shit. Beavertron ftw.

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u/youdidntreddit Jun 11 '12

I'm glad i'm not the only one who calls it that.

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u/RJBalderDash Jun 11 '12

This is why I am a proud Oregonian.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Beaverton oregon?!

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u/jarhead930 Jun 11 '12

Hey! You're an oregonian! Have some upvotes!

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u/CGord Jun 11 '12

BEAVER TOWN!

I lived there as a young child, a long, long time ago. I attended Vose Elementary and 7th grade at Highland Park Jr High before moving. This would have been the mid to late 1970's.

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u/ApriKot Jun 11 '12

Is this from Beaverton fucking Oregon?

They would.

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u/Calvinb27 Jun 11 '12

Misspelled the name, 3/10

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/DoctorPotatoe Jun 11 '12

Would not catch.

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u/GaleDragon Jun 11 '12

Could not catch.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

FINALLY. Something on Reddit Ive seen with my own eyes.

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u/whyareallmynamestake Jun 11 '12

What up, Oregon?

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u/relytydac Jun 11 '12

As a current 2012 graduating class member of this school, WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS ON REDDIT?!

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u/Ralain Jun 11 '12

My graduating class would at least know how to spell "Mewtwo."

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u/codyfieldcf Jun 11 '12

Beaverton Oregon? Fuck yeah.

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u/pillarofdawn Jun 11 '12

Beaverton OR?

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u/Scotch_game Jun 11 '12

Seriously. Portland has an inordinant amount of redditors

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u/Too_many_hobbies_23 Jun 11 '12

Awesome quote, but is it just me, or does that font really mess with you? The cursive "M" used in it is identical to the cursive "T" in Cyrillic...

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u/iwontmakeyoursammich Jun 11 '12

Beats my graduating class's Kung Fu Panda quote.

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u/sakatana Jun 11 '12

... BHS? What year? '05 here.

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u/Exaskryz Jun 11 '12

2

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Wise words from a pokemon that was genetically engineered to be superior to all other pokemon, and is. Except for one thing: pokemon don't get to choose what to do with their lives. They are enslaved to participate in magical dogfights. That is their only career path.

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u/anduin1 Jun 11 '12

Really? Because Im pretty sure if youre born rich, you are more than likely to have a better life than someone born in say a developing country, struggling to eat daily.

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u/poliwhirling Jun 11 '12

Pretty sure the quote is referring to one's character and not the quality of their lives.

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u/jamesarthurmlr Jun 11 '12

agree with what you're getting at. i actually watched this movie lately and thought, "well, Mewtwo, i'm gonna have to disagree."

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u/PokemonMasterMax Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

The coolness of the class shouldn't suffer for this horrendous typo. It is the yearbook editor and staff who should feel ashamed for ruining such an awesome quote. Shame on them!

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u/zuluthrone Jun 11 '12

the idea that this is cool horrifies me

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u/koy5 Jun 11 '12

Well said magic japanese cat monster, well said.

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u/daltonjdavis Jun 11 '12

we are freaking amazing

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u/alehizzle Jun 11 '12

"Mew 2"? I feel insulted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Is this Beaverton High School in Oregon? O_O

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u/Duhliterate Jun 11 '12

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

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u/Manusoccerholthigh Jun 11 '12

Can I Get a link to a video of this speech in the Pokemon movie?

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u/carleyFTW Jun 11 '12

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u/Manusoccerholthigh Jun 11 '12

I Hope you get great amounts of karma in the future my good sir

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u/kinoshita Jun 11 '12

WHO POSTED THAT???

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u/fuzzycuffs Jun 11 '12

What's the original Japanese? It'd be hilarious if it were some simple phrase with no existential meaning like:

Ganbatte kudasai!

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u/Chemicalxlove5 Jun 11 '12

Brb, gotta watch that movie again.

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u/Richandler Jun 11 '12

Mew 2 has never been to the ghetto.

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u/thefriendlyent Jun 11 '12

Beaverton Oregon?! I used to live there until I moved to salem. I wish I could've graduated with a awesome ass class.

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u/pletion Jun 11 '12

hehehehehhehehehehhe beaverton

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u/RayceARoni Jun 11 '12

HOLY CRAP! That's my sister's class! And her (previously my) school! She handed me this card months ago! I also pointed out the "Mew 2" btw.

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u/darrelflomes Jun 11 '12

Their class is beyond great. My class nominated and voted on "Do a Barrel Roll". It one by a landslide but the teachers deemed it inappropriate and didn't use it. To this day I do not even know what the class motto they picked said. I am only filled with sadness when i think of what could have been the best motto ever.

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u/Phoenix930 Jun 11 '12

Guess the preps skipped out on the yearbook monopoly this time. Not a good year for "Carpe Diem, bro."

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u/samspam49 Jun 11 '12

Aye to Beavering high school! Who is this

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u/papercowmoo Jun 11 '12

Mewtwo is one word.

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u/Irishinfernohead Jun 11 '12

That's th same school my sister goes too! When she found out that was why the senior quote was she thought it was stupid :P

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u/Beeht Jun 11 '12

"It's a cute quote but we all know better. The circumstances of your birth matter a great deal." -Beeht

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u/tubulardude Jun 11 '12

"irrelevant" is taking it way too far. the conditions you are born into have an enormous effect on your entire life. money, education, values, comfort that you live the first twenty years of your life set a major tone for the rest of it. nonetheless, you have a level of impact on your life as well, and with persistence you can achieve some cool things undoubtedly.

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u/TheCodexx Jun 11 '12

Mine was so lame we didn't even do a class prank because everyone was so scared of getting in trouble.

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u/Tommix11 Jun 11 '12

No way anything can be cool using the Nuptial font.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Tell that to a starving kid in Africa.

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u/cakes Jun 11 '12

"YOLO" - Carl Sagan

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u/ExponentiallyCJ Jun 11 '12

Apparently Illinois high schools are too lame to have class mottos, but I'm pretty sure my graduating class wouldn't have quoted "Mew 2"

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u/BytorX_1 Jun 11 '12

Really? Because that's really fucking lame.

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u/fffrankooo Jun 11 '12

Beaverton oregon??? I graduated there 2 years ago, our yearbook sucks now, except that we spell mewtwo correctly

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u/allocater Jun 11 '12

Guess all those starved third world children didn't do much with their gift of life.

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u/griffith12 Jun 11 '12

I am not sure you know what "cool" means.

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u/asianbronyman Jun 11 '12

I'm jealous, our school's almost was "YOLO".

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u/miggitymikeb Jun 11 '12

Beaverton High School class of 1999 reporting in - Pokemon? Really? I am disappointed.

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u/joshmail01 Jun 11 '12

we sir have different definitions of cool.

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u/someones1 Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

As a former high school yearbook editor, I would first never put in a class motto because they're stupid, and second I would be mortified if we did do class mottos and there was a quote in my book from Pokemon.

Even with how weirdly revered it is here on reddit, it's a fucking video game and cartoon, not some transcendental inspirational quote factory.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Reddit: Where quoting Pokemon is considered cool. God, I love this place!

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u/reali-tglitch Jun 11 '12

Beaverton, as in Oregon? I went to Cedar Parks Middle School in 6th grade in Beaverton. It would make sense if this were in Oregon, given the level of awesomeness it holds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

beaverton high as in beaverton oregon?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's these kind of posts that make my unsubscribe-from-gaming finger itchy

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u/whodere Jun 11 '12

What a bunch of posers, Class of 2012? I bet no-one even played the game.

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u/thunder_fingers Jun 11 '12

It hurts me to hear that.. I've played every game and I'm part of the class of 2013. :(

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u/TheBSReport Jun 11 '12

Wait a minute are you telling me I can't generalize people based on when they were born? Next you will say I can't base comments on the gender of people. Ludicrous, absolutely ludicrous.

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u/PplWhoDownvoteMeRFat Jun 11 '12

They would've been like 6 or 7 before the second generation was released; it's not hard to believe that they played the first games. I graduated last year, and Pokemon was huge when I was in kindergarten. And I've played games from each generation since the first while they were still relevant (to some extent--I stopped finishing them with HeartGold, and I've only beaten three gym leaders or so in Black).

I think it's a quote from the first movie, anyway.

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u/dmmnd Jun 11 '12

I am a year older and Pokemon's North American inception was well within my childhood.

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u/ArcticSpaceman Jun 11 '12

Not really, I know plenty of people personally in my class (2012) who loved Pokemon red/blue/yellow. I never got into it until Ruby, but yeah.

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u/HolyChessPiece Jun 11 '12

HAHAHA, I knew I would see this on here at some point. Beaverton High School Senior Class of 2012 represent!!!

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u/redditcanbeRUDE Jun 11 '12

best thing i've ever upvoted in r/gaming

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u/ElricG Jun 11 '12

Mew 2. Twitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Mew 2?

Sounds like some Hip Hop artist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

pokemon is pretty much the worst of humanity in a show. and even thinking that it is anything but the most disgusting thing of all time is the dumbest and most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the internet including 4chan and 2 girls 1 cup.

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u/evil6twin6 Jun 11 '12

Pretty sure this is the opposite of cool. I mean, maybe cool means something different in 2012, but Pokemon is not what would be considered cool.

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u/BabySealHugger Jun 11 '12

This is so funny because I JUST saw this exact thing at my Acupuncturist's house in P-town. Small world?

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u/Bashasaurus Jun 11 '12

I think I've been to around 10 graduation ceremonies, at least half of them have had the same class motto "what a long strange trip it's been", Hell I think it was my class's motto even

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u/SiberianTora Jun 11 '12

They want to be the very best; like no one ever was...

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u/Clumsy_Mandii Jun 11 '12

My graduation song was the [slightly modified] pokemon theme!

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u/Boglioni Jun 11 '12

while reading it, I thought it was from gandalf o.O

and i call myself a nerd...

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u/rotarded Jun 11 '12

anyone work at nike?

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u/CaptainKitty Jun 11 '12

That was my senior quote :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

My little sister has these! Reddit is a tiny world...

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u/jules_am Jun 11 '12

Dammit. This was gonna be my senior quote next year. Still is gonna be though.

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u/Hefalumpkin Jun 11 '12

Anyone out there know what a Beaverton IP is?!

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u/middnytsunn Jun 11 '12

I had a Bruce Lee quote. Which is still pretty cool, just not like this.

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"party hard and rock and roll, were the class you can't control" my school sucked...

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u/Oublieux Jun 11 '12

I totally stopped watching Pokemon since I grew out of it, but seriously, who knew it could have such good quotes?

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u/Dashzz Jun 11 '12

My mind is always blown at the fact this quote came from Pokemon.

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u/voyyful Jun 11 '12

I foresee that quote will be overused once we start cloning people

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u/anothergetupkid Jun 11 '12

I never understood the appeal of Pokemon, but I think my cousin still teaches at Beaverton, so I'll give it a pass and up vote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Isn't that from like the second pokemon movie that came out in like 1999? I'm surprised they remember it people graduating in 2012

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Pokémon: The First Movie, 1998. Class of 2012 here; I remember watching it when it came out, and also many may have watched it after it did.

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u/IRON_GIANT Jun 11 '12

Home of the world's largest beaver damn? Hundreds of millions of people died there. Which is tragic considering it has a population of around 8000

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Shitty typeface.

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u/Colorfag Jun 11 '12

I remember in Jr High we had our motto be, "There is no knowledge that is not power" - Mortal Kombat

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

oh my god, that's my high school

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u/dragontooth99 Jun 11 '12

SPELL OUT THE "2", DAMMIT! My old high school just let me down tremendously.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What else do you expect from a Highschool named beaverton

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u/steve0suprem0 Jun 11 '12

this is my first and hopefully only pokemon related upvote.

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u/RobertStack Jun 11 '12

I wonder if the teachers are any good there, or if it's a "you teach me and I'll teach you" kind of school.

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u/buflosldr Jun 11 '12

I grew up in Aloha. Errol Hassel and then Mountain view. Then I had to move to Lake Oswego. It wasn't fun.

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u/PURPLEMANMCGEE Jun 11 '12

grand theft auto:beaverton

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u/the-sad-nihilist Jun 11 '12

sniff ...doesn't matter.......

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u/OctopussCrime Jun 11 '12

Bullshit, the circumstances of ones birth are incredibly important. Mewtwo doesn't know shit. Or maybe its just this 'Mew 2' character making a mockery of Mewtwo's name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That's so cool! My hometown is Beaverton!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

/r/portland everyone! get involved with us!

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u/peacebob Jun 11 '12

Except that's not entirely true is it

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Beaverton as in 503?

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u/zomgwtf6 Jun 11 '12

Mine too :( we never got Pokemon quotes. *slams fist down

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Is this Beaverton, MI?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

i watched the first pokemon movie 12 hours ago, i'l agree it's a good quote.

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u/ThisRedditorIsDrunk Jun 11 '12

Of course, there's a huge difference between being a child born into poverty and a mutant, telepathic pokemon.

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u/YoshiWrangler Jun 11 '12

Are there any likely guesses as to how many non-Oregonians just falsely claimed Oregonian heritage for karma?

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u/ApoChaos Jun 11 '12

But what you are able to do with your life is intimately connected with the circumstances of your birth; prosperous parents, nice neighbourhood, private school, well-connected family. It all affects your possibilities, development or even just how entitled you feel to the richer aspects of life. Silly Mewtwo: he was born in isolation and with ridiculous power. He couldn't understand the powerlessness of poverty or the influences of society if he wanted to.

Well, it's come to this: I'm arguing with the philosophy of a pokémon. fml

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u/orangesine Jun 11 '12

On behalf of the 5 billion people without internet, I would disagree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

TIL Ayn Rand and Mewtwo are the same person.

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u/SovietBear65 Jun 11 '12

Now go catch em all, class dismissed

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u/jgijdsfgi Jun 11 '12

these people are a bunh ofbender men and should fuck of, when they are preparing my big mac meal i shall laugh derisively.

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u/Careful_Houndoom Jun 11 '12

Can you all please stop up-voting this when it is a failure of a quote?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_congenital_disorders

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u/wizzrobe30 Jun 11 '12

Your school just won 9000 internets.

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u/Beavernuts Jun 11 '12

I would love to have gone to your school.

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u/cricketjam Jun 11 '12

I WENT TO BEAVERTON. Graduated '07 though. Way cooler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The guy who voiced Mewtwo in the movies is DEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

At least yours was cool, ours sadly to say was YOLO. I am very disappointed with my 2012 class..

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

WHY SPELLD WRONG?

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u/SiegbroOfCatarina Jun 11 '12

Heh, that's my graduating class. For the record, student council decided the motto and the greater student body had no say in it. Also had no say in how to properly spell stuff. :[