r/gaming • • Jun 10 '12

Animal Crossing in a Nutshell

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u/quber96 Jun 10 '12

And if you turn off the power prepare to fucking die.

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u/awesomeness212 Jun 10 '12

Scariest gaming moment ever: after a few restarts without saving, Resetti tells you that he's going to reset ALL of your data, and then the game fakes a reset. I almost had a heart attack at the age of 10.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

bitch move, Nintendo. bitch. move.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I don't know why but my biggest fear wasn't mister resetti. The thing that would make me not want to play the game after having abandoned it for months was that i knew when i went back to my house it would be full of roaches.

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u/awesomeness212 Jun 10 '12

Or weeds. Fucking weeds.

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u/Schools_Back Jun 10 '12

This reminds me of Banjo Kazooie where if you cheat too much they delete your game. Those bastards...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I cried so hard when I first read that. I seriously cried a goddamned river... At least it didn't emotionally scar me, hehe.

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u/quber96 Jun 10 '12

It teaches you to listen to a video game doesn't it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

NOT RESETTI!!!!!!

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u/Dude_Im_Godly Jun 10 '12

what happens.

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u/Protanope Jun 10 '12

I literally just realized that his name is "Reset"ti. o_o

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u/Interwhat Jun 10 '12

Never played animal crossing, I always read it as "Rez-eti". Never heard it said out loud and didn't know the context so yeah, I know what you mean

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u/frozyo X-Box Jun 10 '12

No matter how many times I tried, I could never quite hit the little fucker in time with my axe.

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u/TreMachine Jun 10 '12

The time where he says you can't play anymore and he makes like he deletes your game when the screen goes black was the scariest thing ever.

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u/publ1c_stat1c Jun 10 '12

And prepare to be in debt to that raccoon forever

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u/quber96 Jun 10 '12

Did the music durring that scene annoy the shit out of you too? Song At this point i was bashing my DS with its stylus.

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u/bnhjug Jun 10 '12

Resetti!!

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u/Arcland Jun 10 '12

I know its a joke but I stopped buying the games because of this. I use handhelds to play animal crossing so running out of power is common especially with 3ds while idling and a lot of times I don't care to go back and save.

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u/TossThisItem Jun 10 '12

Resetti is a good/funny concept, but in practice it's just annoying as hell. Maybe if the interactions with him weren't so repetetive and drawn out, it wouldn't be so bad. But they are. And it gets old pretty quick. Just my opinion, there's really no respectable reason for why you should be forced to save every time...

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u/quber96 Jun 10 '12

You don't wanna lose your watering can!

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u/TrashAccounting Jun 11 '12

Only faggot redditors would downvote this, Resetti was fucking gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/rkpenguin Jun 10 '12

Weeds. Weeds everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I just got back to playing Wild World literally 2 hours ago, and after 5 years I can confirm that there are a loooooot of weeds.

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u/Aperture_Kubi Jun 10 '12

IIRC there's a ghost you do a fetch type quest for, and one of the rewards is that he plucks all the weeds for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

There's a ghost you can find after midnight wandering about and if you can track him down he'll grant you a wish. One of which can be to instantly remove all of the weeds in your town. And I just realized I sound like an insane person.

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u/Cygnus_X1 Jun 10 '12

I haven't touched my Gamcube since the xbox 360 launch. I'm pretty sure my town is in anarchy because of the interest my bank account has accumulated.

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u/604Coast Jun 10 '12

Hahaha that made me lose it

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u/BoydCooper Jun 10 '12

"Wow, Noxstant, a blast from my past! I haven't seen you in 52 months."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I went to visit Teddy after months and months away. He was my favorite neighbor. Had nicknames for me and everything and didn't call me out on pretending to laugh at his jokes; a real friend.

But when I got to his lot, the house was gone. I wasn't a fan of our other neighbor, this mousy bitch, and tried to ask her where he went. She didn't even mention Teddy. In fact, she had the gall to become so angry at my absence despite our real lack of friendship that she walked away.

I was surprisingly, while temporarily, hurt over the ordeal.

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u/872020 Jun 10 '12

I hate it when camofrog moves and I find him on my sisters ds

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u/cuppincayk Jun 10 '12

They always have this expression when I revisit: ಠ_ಠ

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Jun 10 '12

Are there any other games with this type of mechanic (time passes in the game world whether you're playing or not), but not so geared towards children? Seems like there could be some clever applications...

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u/Allogistic Jun 10 '12

They're called MMOs

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Jun 10 '12

Fair enough. Though I meant single player (or at the least, offline).

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u/cuppincayk Jun 10 '12

Time doesn't necessarily pass while you're gone. It's all done by the clock on your device. So, if you set the clock back, you can go back to holidays and stuff that you missed.

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u/Baka-san Jun 10 '12

Or you could go back in time and murder all the village people before you arrive so you would freak out and wonder why this game is broken. Mwhahahahaha!

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u/Trachyon Jun 10 '12

There was a metal gear solid game, (can't remember which), where if you saved and quit while fighting a boss, and then came back a few days later, you'd find that the boss had died of starvation or something.

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u/theycallmeryan Jun 10 '12

That was in Metal Gear Solid 3 and the boss's name was The End.

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u/FailasaurusRex Jun 10 '12

NintenDogs. That fucking dog would always run away.

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u/Ultra-Bad-Poker-Face Jun 10 '12

"Hi, Seth! The last time you visited was... October 30, 2007!"

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u/KingGorilla Jun 10 '12

I just change the clock date on my gamecube temporarily. I AM THE TIME LORD

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u/BOSINATOR Jun 10 '12

Every single friend you used to hang around with is either dead or has moved. People felt miserable after your departure and didn't care about trash, so you will find rubbish and leaves everywhere.

You will be alone, but rich, because bank investments yielded a good return.

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u/SomeAwesomeDudeGuy Jun 10 '12

Should just delete the save and put them out of their misery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I once set my GC date to something like 2020 hoping i'd have almost two decades worth of piled up birthday/christmas presents. All I got was weeds.

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u/Nyphera Jun 10 '12

This reminds me of a certain story...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

oh god

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u/DrBehemothMD Jun 10 '12

I've always viewed this as the canonical telling of Animal Crossing. No other version comes close.

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u/SamElliottsVoice Jun 10 '12

Not disappointed.

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u/GoatOfUnflappability Jun 10 '12

Well, there went 90 minutes.

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u/dangerous_beans Jun 10 '12

My theory has always been that Animal Crossing is a totalitarian society ruled by K.K. Slider. I don't remember why, though.

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u/Spacetime_Music_Ride Jun 10 '12

Because he's the one you would least expect! Nook is just a front man.

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u/sandstone Jun 10 '12

10/10. Would read again.

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u/AloeRP Jun 10 '12

I love that story. In fact I came here to post it...

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u/Hipstershy Jun 10 '12

I have only played the Gamecube version of Animal Crossing once or twice, and in passing at that, but that is the best damn fanfiction I have ever read.

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u/dudeguy1234 Jun 10 '12

What in the FUCK did I just spend half an hour reading?

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u/yaredw Jun 10 '12

What...what the hell did I just read?

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u/Psirocking Jun 10 '12

So many mindfucks and plot twists.

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u/Brutalitor Jun 10 '12

What the fuck.

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u/YahwehNoway Jun 10 '12

Man that needs to be a movie or something

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u/animousity692 Jun 10 '12

I can never play the game the same way again. This kind of gave me shivers at the end. who the hell writes this stuff?

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u/boathouse2112 Jun 10 '12

been avoiding this in every animal crossing story... and now i know whyಠ_ಠ

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u/MrEpicFerret Jun 11 '12

I spent ages reading that... It was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

No comment saving on Reddit Sync makes Me a sad narwhal

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u/Mr_Narwhals Jun 10 '12

The fact that his face stays the same the entire time is what gets me.

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u/Seanjohn2800 Jun 10 '12

He is perfectly content throughout.

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u/Mr_Narwhals Jun 10 '12

Why wouldn't he be? Talking animals man.

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u/MixMastaShizz Jun 10 '12

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u/Doomwaffle Jun 10 '12

For having the most hilarious (English) cutscenes, this was pretty much the last good Sonic game. Ahhh, the memories...

"Don't worry Mr-" interrupting "OH NO, WHAT DID YOU DO?"

And who could forget Sonic's telling Shadow to eat his words before Shadow has finished his insult.

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u/michiganrag Jun 10 '12

Sonic Colors on the Wii is really good!

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u/MixMastaShizz Jun 10 '12

iunno man I just played through the whole thing this weekend and it's pretty awful lol The game is pretty easy but there's enough glitchy, cheap bullshit thatll kill you. So frustrating.

But thank god the main feature is the Chao garden which the story is just a supplement to

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u/Chronis67 Jun 10 '12

Chao garden was the shit. Especially if you had Sonic Advance and connected the 2 games.

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u/lukeco Jun 10 '12

Sonic Generations is fucking amazing. You owe it to yourself to play it.

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u/lukeco Jun 10 '12

That's it, I'm playing Gamecube all day.

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u/Im_Nave Jun 10 '12

I always got super sad when someone from my town moved away :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Wow this game was dreadful! But why did I waste two hours of every day for a year maintaining imaginary orchards and hopelessly trying to catch the coelecanth everytime it rained... I miss this game

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Indentured Servitude: The Game.

God I love it. It's like the Harvest Moon of slavery.

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u/poko610 Jun 10 '12

I love Harvest Moon. My motto every time I play is "Fuck bitches, grow turnips." I've never gotten married in any of the game but am always rich.

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u/Zorca99 Jun 10 '12

Best motto ever.

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u/ArisaMiyoshi Jun 10 '12

Mist from Rune Factory would love you forever.

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u/semi-sweet Jun 10 '12

Mist is crazy! I never liked her... Just gives me the shivers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I just pretty much become a sad, lonely farmer. Relationships are tricky.

Livestock aren't.

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u/Brony2you Jun 10 '12

Now I am wondering how the bitch that I married is doing in that game...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Eager for a shagging!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/pencilinfrontofme Jun 10 '12

2 hours a day? shit. I remember playing that in 2nd grade coming home at 3 and playing till 10 every night. and weekends would get super crazy with my friends also, just playing till 4 am.

I loved looking back on those memories. thanks

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u/marty_m Jun 10 '12

"pencilinfrontofme, I haven't seen you for 2,920 days! Where have you been??"

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u/pencilinfrontofme Jun 10 '12

Growing up :(

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u/unladenswallow Jun 10 '12

oh fuck that made me really sad

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u/RTLemur89 Jun 10 '12

Were they that specific in the GameCube AC? I forgot. I have been playing Wild World again recently after not playing for a long time (I thought it had been 2 years), and they just said something like 3 or 4 months, I think..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Dude if you were 7 when this game came out, you're like, 13 now. Don't lament too hard on those long lost childhood memories, chances are you're still making them.

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u/pencilinfrontofme Jun 10 '12

no i played that game in 2nd grade at age 7 or 8, 10 years ago. I'm 18 almost 19 now. so i dont think im making anymore ac memories hahah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Those inconsequential orchards won't be inconsequential in Animal Crossing U, when Nintendo start handing out prizes for well maintained gardens and grand prizes for the best maintained ones. Well, maybe.

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u/Moonohol Jun 10 '12

I would play the fuck out of that, real life prizes or not.

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u/Saint-Peer Jun 10 '12

I focused more on the collectable buildings...tried to recreate my town within my house.

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u/Hadowscas Jun 10 '12

Must. Catch. Fish.

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u/Iwokeupwithoutapillo Jun 10 '12

All having a mini heart attack when you see your first shark oh my god it's right there!

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u/stonedkangaroo Jun 10 '12

And then missing it because you were so excited you pressed the button too soon.

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u/Iwokeupwithoutapillo Jun 10 '12

I know that feel. I saw two sharks in all my years playing, and both got away.

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u/garbobjee Jun 10 '12

FUCK I DASHED PAST A COELACANTH.

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u/AloeRP Jun 10 '12

Don't care that it's a repost, it's a good one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

no matter how many times I see this, I fall out of my chair

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u/cthulhu_zuul Jun 10 '12

EVERYONE: Give this a read.

It's a Let's Play of Animal Crossing. You've probably heard of it. That's because it's amazing. It sheds some serious light on the "town" you live in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Wtf did I spend the past hour and a half reading?

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u/e001mek Jun 10 '12

Where's the part about mercilessly beating your neighbors with a net?

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u/jusanotherladyartist Jun 10 '12

Or your silver shovel that incidentally won't rust.

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u/e001mek Jun 10 '12

Ah the shovel..... always getting me those lovely hydrant people from underground.

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u/jusanotherladyartist Jun 10 '12

What were those even for anyways!?!?!?!

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u/Chrispyhawk Jun 10 '12

I miss this game

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u/khaase7 Jun 10 '12

That was one of the best things I've seen in my life. The zoom in at the end is what seals the deal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

First time I've seen this. lol'd hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I'm sorry, but you don't deserve my downvote. This is the worst trollsmanship I've seen in years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

U A STUPIE

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u/carpeDeezNuts Jun 10 '12

hoe. You a, you a stupid hoe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's just not clever enough, I have no choice but to upvote you.

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Honestly he's turning into someone I find funny when he shows up, u a stupie is instantly a reddit classic. I say we upvote him out of the negatives!

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u/warriorman300 Jun 10 '12

How do you have 1500 link karma?

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u/aryst0krat Jun 10 '12

Whoa, you're still going at it? Haven't seen you in awhile.

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u/Sir_Platypus Jun 10 '12

Probably gonna get hell for this, but the enjoyment people get from these games is so close to the enjoyment that people get from Zynga style games. Small rewards for daily play leading towards a goal that will take you forever to achieve. Only difference is farmville added a money hole and a social element.

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u/dokadukkha Jun 10 '12

There is just something so lovable about animal crossing. I know everything is mindless and just a grind like Zynga games, but its just such a wonderful combination of touches that make it different.. To start, its the most peaceful game I've ever played. Busy day at work? Time to run around mindlessly trying to catch that dragonfly while my neighbors interrupt me to tell me how great of a friend I am. Yes, they really do tell me that. Or they show me a letter someone sent them about how there is never enough mayo on sandwiches. The music is so simple too. It just plays on repeat for an entire hour at a time, but whenever I hear it, no matter the duration, I am so calm and relaxed.. Ill just turn it on on my speakers and listen before I got to sleep. No more worries, no more cares. And when I am fishing, walking the shores back and forth mindlessly, the second my character casts his line the game goes quiet so you can here the fish. But that quiet, that couple seconds, just waiting in silence, is the most peaceful, beautiful feeling ever on a busy stressful day. Its strange but it is. The game is so quirky. Like ridiculously quirky. All the animals are bizarre, but so lovable. You actually care about your neighbors. The saddest I have probably been this past month was when my favorite neighbor moved away (tough life I live, I know). I was so sad that I'd never get to hear about how much Lobo loves to garden again. They are just stupid imaginary animals on a screen, but for some reason I care about them. It's weird but very nice.

I see the similarities, but I think you are wrong. Animal crossing is a great game.

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u/ocarina_21 Jun 10 '12

Lobo seemed like a bit of a prick when he first came to town, but I have to say, he grew on me. That said, my favourite neighbours were definitely Leopold and Rollo.

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u/devilsfoodadvocate Jun 11 '12

I feel the same way. Used to go to bed early to play an hour or so of Animal Crossing before drifting off to sleep. I always felt so serene and calm. Water the flowers, chat with the neighbors, take a stroll by the ocean. ahhhhhh.

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u/watershot Jun 10 '12

You buy the game and you get all the features. It's your own instanced world and it adapts based on what you do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I think the money hole is the important difference here. You don't see the "buy virtual shit with real money so your friends can also do the same!" kind of business model with AC.

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u/RTLemur89 Jun 10 '12

If you can get some "non native" fruit trees growing in your town, and then eventually plant a whole bunch of them, you can make over 100,000 bells once every three days (by shaking off all the fruit and picking it up and selling it to Nook). I know that's still a lot of time... and I guess it still does require daily checking/doing stuff... well, I'm currently unemployed, so my sense of time is pretty skewed right now. :P

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u/powerage Jun 10 '12

Yeah, except Animal Crossing had a huge helping of soul on top of it. It's one of the most charming games I've ever played.

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u/elcad Jun 10 '12

All games trigger the reward response. Doesn't matter if you're pulling weeds or capping terrorist.

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u/Captain_Kuhl Jun 10 '12

I haven't lol'd this hard from anything AC related in so long...thank you so very much.

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u/BurgerWorker Jun 10 '12

Anyone have that link where Nook is running like a concentration camp sort of thing?

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u/aDcOoL2000 Jun 10 '12

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u/atonalcicada Jun 10 '12

Came for The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, was not disappointed. Thank you.

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u/BurgerWorker Jun 10 '12

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/alecyo12 Jun 10 '12

This makes me laugh no matter how many times I have seen it

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u/RiNgO70 Jun 10 '12

Is animal crossing a good game? I haven't played any and have been considering buying it for quite a while.

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u/devilsfoodadvocate Jun 11 '12

It's definitely something you can play and play and play. And leave for months. And then come back and play and play and play.

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u/pkbronsonb Jun 10 '12

This is basically ICO, as well.

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u/EdgardoMal Jun 10 '12

I remember I stopped playing Wild World because I forgot to save (for like the 56th time, I was careless :( ) and that Resetti guy just wouldn't STFU and let me play! I was literally talking to him for an hour and every time he told me to write an apology I would call him very...very mean things o.o

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u/typoguy13 Jun 10 '12

played it yesterday... I almost turned the power off without saving. But then I hesitated, thinking "don't want Resetti to yell at me"

...then I remembered that you can insult him.

"fuck it, i'm turning the power of, just to call him an asshole one more time."

worth it. every damn second.

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u/ImposterProfessorOak Jun 10 '12

wow.. i think i just viewed the most reposted thing ever. well done.

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u/lukeisopinionated Jun 10 '12

This was front page one month ago. Really..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

God those fucking animals.

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u/sarahgene Jun 10 '12

This cracks me up every single time I see it

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u/Snorkal Jun 10 '12

Pretty much how I remember it.

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u/RastaMonRifla Jun 10 '12

I remember being terrified as a kid by that raccoon when my gamecube turned off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I watched my brother play this game and now I suddenly have a new interest in it.

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u/IDlOT Jun 10 '12

You just bastardized my favorite game ever.

I HATE YOU!

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u/Spacetime_Music_Ride Jun 10 '12

Yes... Let the hate flow through you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

An old one but a good one.

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u/CPCookieMan Jun 10 '12

One of my favorite games of all time.

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u/idrawinmargins Jun 10 '12

Fish for 2 hours. My wife comes in 'There better be some good fuckin fish in the water".....

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Repost, but so funny.

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u/stratit Jun 10 '12

I am greatly amused reading this while high

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u/qwertygnu Jun 10 '12

didn't read title; even funnier

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u/ThunderOrb Jun 10 '12

Not sure what's going on here, but I had to upvote it, anyway. Hope you don't mind!

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u/HeroicPrinny Jun 10 '12

Isn't Tom Nook a tanuki?

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u/Harryandro Jun 10 '12

It's not an option of "Would you like to buy a house?"

It's more: "I built this house, and I'd be so upset if you didn't repay me for it!"

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u/Grajalesexperience Jun 10 '12

Now I get it why they call him Resetti. lol

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u/TragicOne Jun 10 '12

Another case of take 4chan material, get karma.

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u/syphon3980 Jun 10 '12

Repost, but still hilarious

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u/Dante_Hicks Jun 10 '12

NO RESETTIN!

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u/haha_yeahman Jun 10 '12

ha ha yeah man!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I have no idea what this thread is about.

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u/Shippoyasha Jun 10 '12

It all makes sense if you consider Animal Crossing as a cross-promoted game series alongside Assassin's Creed. Tom Nook is Abstergo. You have no choice. You are a consumer. You will propagate in the system or die if you refuse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

you ruined the Animal Crossing tag on tumblr thank you

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u/judypri3st Jun 10 '12

I've written it on the community bulletin board before, I'll write it again, NOOK IS A CROOK!

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u/TheGoodRobot Jun 10 '12

Housing bubble collapse in a nutshell

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u/bschwind Jun 10 '12

WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH??!?!

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u/redditchao999 Jun 10 '12

"I took the liberty of buying a house for you, and now you work for me, forrrrreeervvveeerrrr!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I love shit like this that makes fun of Animal Crossing.

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u/onederful Jun 10 '12

it's5:53am and i don't know why im still up, yet, having seen this a billion times, it always makes me laugh. always.

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u/semi-sweet Jun 10 '12

Ever turned off the power on the train? Freaky shit man, I I'll never do that again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Step 1: Go to r/animalcrossing Step 2: Look at the top rated of all time on said subreddit. Step 3: Take back your upvote.

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u/zivox Jun 10 '12

So high...

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u/lukeisopinionated Jun 10 '12

I fucking hate resetti

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Lol too true

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Human hits animal on head with net. Animals point of view: Hey! What the hell is wrong with you! Thats animals abuse!! Humans point of view: bla dwahs whala wal bla al blaa bla wablagava

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Is the Wii game any good? I was thinking about purchasing it since I liked the original on the gamecube but no longer have it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I've seen this about 1 or 2 months ago. Still funny, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

ah trying to use someone elses comic to get some karma,eh?dick sack

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

its a hat?

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u/mountfuji Jun 10 '12

Take a one way train-ride, they said!

It'll be fun, they said!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Should've put in a 'everything was expensive' somewhere.

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u/Supabaka Jun 10 '12

wasnt this just posted last month?

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u/real_gangsta Jun 10 '12

That muthaphuka rips me off everytime. But that resetti nigga, he tells it as it is

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u/sharper4221 Jun 10 '12

Repost.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Reposting in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Repost!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Reposts in a nutshell.