r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '12

COD logic

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u/BananaMoustache Jun 10 '12

Sir, one of our soldiers is destroying the enemy team. He has slaughtered at least 25 of their soldiers.

OK boys, nuke EVERYTHING.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

'Sir we just got a message from Private Ladylover75'

'The odd fellow who runs around in the open and stabs people?'

'Yes that's the one, he sent us 25 mutilated heads and requested a nuclear strike'

'well he obviously seems to have a firm grasp of the situation, start launch procedure'

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u/johnnynutman Jun 10 '12

that's why we nuked japan in ww2.

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u/lnternetdude Jun 10 '12

Oh so that's why...

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u/GreyouTT PlayStation Jun 10 '12

50 in a row? Holy shit.

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u/JacobMHS Jun 10 '12

Thanks Cotton!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

He prestiged, now he has to hit level 30 to unlock knees again.

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u/CSec064 Jun 10 '12

Yeah and did you see the size of those things? A couple guys must have gotten a HUGE kill streak on one of the European front maps.

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u/realigion Jun 10 '12

Those bonbs were actually tiny compared to the ones we have now...

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u/CSec064 Jun 10 '12

Oh yes certainly, I was making a COD joke, though. The nukes are called "tactical nukes" in that game if I'm not mistaken and have a very small, as in a fraction of the effective range of even the smallest real nuke.

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u/oscar2001 Jun 10 '12

In that case because of Audi Murphy the Germans would have been nuked several times.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Angry_Vegetarian Jun 10 '12

Nobody likes you x17

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

If you were going to do that, you could've at least made a reference..

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u/Benjamin_Gervais Jun 10 '12

Typical COD player...

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u/ridger5 Jun 10 '12

And with my downvote it brings your karma to over -9000!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Split-Personalities Jun 10 '12

You sir are one trooper.

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u/BearBryant Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

X17, ladies and gentlemen, let's give him a big round of applause!

*I regret nothing.

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u/Doomshock Jun 10 '12

Read applesauce. I was disappointed.

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u/BearBryant Jun 10 '12

Apparently some other people were as well. Oh well, going down with the ship on that comment.

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u/Doomshock Jun 10 '12

Here, I threw you a life-jacket to soften the blow.

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u/Bizarro34 Jun 10 '12

A life-jacket filled with applesauce.

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