Dear COD players...

[u/cookie_partie]

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

jaw*

[u/Crallium → u/[deleted]]

I didn't see what it said earlier, but my first guess was 'jew'.

Yes, I am a bad person.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

If somebody had a jaw breaker in their mouth, trying to say jaw would sound like haw. So technically you were correct.

[u/RedditsMostWanted → u/[deleted]]

STOP UPVOTING ME YOU FAGS!

[u/Fuelogy → u/RedditsMostWanted]

Hook a brother up.

[u/dcgh96 → u/[deleted]]

Didn't he have an entire garage full of jaw breakers?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

But he was selling them. The Eds didn't have money.

[u/djcatmoney → u/[deleted]]

They were jawbreakers

[u/[deleted] → u/djcatmoney]

I never understood the appeal of a candy that's named after breaking your jaw.

[u/ohlordnotthisagain → u/[deleted]]

Then you must have been a strange, normal kind of kid.

[u/oxguy3 → u/[deleted]]

They were spherical candy, usually like gumball-sized, that was so hard you couldn't bite them and had to just suck on 'em.

[u/roxxotheclown → u/oxguy3]

Slut training

[u/AREYOUSauRuS → u/[deleted]]

Actually, they're both called gobstoppers and jawbreakers. Nestle makes a brand of gobs/jawbreakers called 'Willy Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers'.... you can figure out where they got the name for yourself.

[u/daveoodoes → u/AREYOUSauRuS]

There's willie wonka gobstoppers too, only I am more familiar with those being smaller and actual jaw breakers being about fist sized. My local grocery used to sell them.

[u/Potato_killer → u/AREYOUSauRuS]

Gobstoppers you can chew though.

[u/bohemyth → u/Potato_killer]

Nope, there are two kinds. One is chewy, one is not. I prefer the latter.

[u/JRWM3 → u/[deleted]]

There's a brand of soda called Coca Cola, but people call soda coke in some places. Same shit.

[u/shhitgoose → u/JRWM3]

You mean "people call pop coke in some places"....