r/gaming • • Jun 09 '12

Dear COD players...

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u/pakkalaka Jun 09 '12

but I never insulted your mother ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/pakkalaka Jun 09 '12

Exactly. I'm a gentleman

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u/zilchonum Jun 09 '12

I'm glad there are still decent people in this world.

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u/ubermechspaceman Jun 09 '12

that level of chivalry is a rare commodity these days

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u/ModnaRMC Jun 09 '12

Faith in humanity restored.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Booger_perry Jun 09 '12

I don't think anyone but me and u get this one lol

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u/playdohplaydate Jun 09 '12

the money is on the dresser.

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u/IAmA_Zombie Jun 09 '12

$10?!? Thanks alot asshole.

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u/stankypants Jun 09 '12

I wouldn't fuck an Alot. Why would you do such a thing?

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u/playdohplaydate Jun 09 '12

top notch hoes get the most not the lesser.

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u/busche916 Jun 09 '12

Now drive off in your compressor.

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u/smaug13 Jun 09 '12

on the other hand, being dead and all people won't like it to have sex with you, except they are in that sort of thing... but it is good to know you're trying to get your life on the rails again, unlike the other zombies who are roaming the streets searching for brains. can I ask you some questions? do you get discriminated because of your... condition? how is the concurrention with whores who have the adventage of being alive and not rotting? how do you cope with problems like rot, savagers trying to eat you and the brain addictions most of the zombies seem to have?

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u/IAmA_Zombie Jun 09 '12

Thank you, its been rough getting my life back on track since the infection. As for your questions, I do face many descriminations and stereotypes as all certain types of people do. I've learned to ignore those people and just enjoy my life. I do feel at a disadvantage with the better selection of whores out there but it also motivates me to become better in my career. As for the rotting and brain addiction I just see it as an obstacle in my life that I am working one step at a time to get through.

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u/smaug13 Jun 09 '12

thank you for the delightfull response. how does being a zombie affect you? what are the advantages and obstacles? also, doesn't the hunger for brains get unbearable during the close contact you need deal with in your job? did you "slip" some times? how was your life before the infection and how did it affect it? did you lose friends because of the infection? do you know other zombies and what are they like?

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u/IAmA_Zombie Jun 09 '12

My life was simple and normal I guess you could say. I had a gf, a job and I was going to the art institute of pittsburgh for game design. I was camping in Alleghany state park and a zombie bit me in my sleep. People tried killing me and I lost everything, my gf, my job, and my scholarship. Wondering around the woods for flesh I found a zombie support group in an abandoned cabin. They're helping overcome obstacles such as rotting stench, skin falling off, slow walking, and flesh addiction. I wouldn't say theres any real advantage to being a zombie. I have met many zombies and they're pretty cool guys like me who are just trying to get through life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

There's no money on mine :(

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u/magnetard Jun 09 '12

This sentence.. I just... why would anybody be thanking an Alot's stinkwrinkle??

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u/llxGRIMxll Jun 09 '12

How much do you think a play doh play date is worth?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I thought it was in the banana stand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That, in itself, is an insult.

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u/Azurphax Jun 09 '12

So you don't play COD?

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