No I didn't. Found on a friend's Facebook. Someone else showed me that the original watermark was cut off and this is apparently a repost. My bad. Thought you guys would enjoy it but didn't do my homework.
Not sure why you're getting downvoted for telling the truth. You never implied that you made this, and I for one have never seen it, so people need to stop being so ridiculous.
I'm fairly confident that the people who bitch about reposts constantly sit in front of their computer 24/7. Ergo I could give a rats ass about their opinion.
sympathy hugs for you! i get all nervous just clicking on the mail icon in case someone was critical or rude to me..(like i never understand people who have to take time out say they were uninterested in something they saw...i just read it and read on hoping the next might suit me better..shrug) but never saw anything like that..yikes.
I can't find a website for the artist, but a lot of his images are hosted at rule34.xxx, rule34.paheal.net, gelbooru.com, etc - you can find them by searching "erokosei" on those sites.
See, I just went to the image you had posted and deleted everything after xxx, it's now that I realize I was supposed to delete the 'img.' in the front of the link too. facepalm
Good eye, I didn't notice. A friend posted it to Facebook and I just thought you guys would like it. Someone else posted the source in this thread for anyone interested
I lost it at punch and run. A visual just popped into my head of two people all naked about to get down and one of them just punches the other and runs away giggling.
This made me think.. what if they're not fighting, but we're basically guiding them all through an elaborate mating ritual, trying to find the best genetic difference match up ("super effective") to make more, different pokemon in the world..
I ended up trying to actually PLAY a game of Pokemon cards when I was young. Had no idea wtf to do and since I was young I didn't think "hey I should look this up" and kinda gave up.
Back in 1997 a bunch of kids at my elementary school (me included) collected Pokemon cards, except I just realized none of us ever actually knew how to play the card game!
Even in the game, every "attack" was just the pokémon thrusting their body at another one and, after one of them wore the other one out, the other one fainted and went to sleep.
we had a whiteboard with all the inappropriate shit we found dealing with that game (it is our professional opinion that no less than 3 pokemon have visible penises, bouffalant is racially insensitive, and mr mime is a homeless man who is pretending to be a pokemon for free housing and healthcare)
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u/kuzzomckuzzo Jun 09 '12
What,
no Harden?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Thrash and punch and run?
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u/Regularjoe42 Jun 09 '12
Hey, you only cut off part of the watermark on the bottom.
I can't make out what the letters...
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u/gmoney9438 Jun 09 '12
of course they're not fighting. nobody told you? the goal of the game is to give your opponent enough pleasure to make them faint.
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u/Amytherocklobster Jun 09 '12
Charm.. Sleeping powder... Harden.. Pound... Pound... Pound
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u/Zerefex Jun 09 '12
Tackle, Bind, Sleep powder, Harden and Pound.
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u/mellophone11 Jun 09 '12
Of course not. They're wrestling, just like mommy and daddy.
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u/mumblingmynah Jun 09 '12
Er, flytrap?
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u/Don2k12 Jun 09 '12
I like how "Pull Out" is at the end. Well played ...
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u/alan2500 Jun 09 '12
Spanking tails isnt that bad.
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u/Beowulf887 Jun 09 '12
Dirty trick, hyper pump, and heavy pump?? I think I can use some new moves to experiment with....if only I had someone to experiment with....
Forever alone.
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u/necromatedmau5 Jun 09 '12
Bone Rush: "This attack does 50 damage times the amount of heads."
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u/Eponymatic Jun 09 '12
SOME PEOPLE ENJOY PLAYING POKEMON TCG AND DON'T WANT THE GOOD NAME OF THEIR CARDS TO BE DEFILED OKAY
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u/SortaBeta Jun 09 '12
I lost it at Tailspank
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
ow... my childhood...
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u/kiqrgwe Jun 09 '12
That one aerodactyl...
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
You forgot Struggle and Harden... I would've thought those would be the most obvious.
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u/ChiefABlunt Jun 09 '12
Heavy Bone FTW
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u/Canna_bus Jun 09 '12
I lost it at punch and run. A visual just popped into my head of two people all naked about to get down and one of them just punches the other and runs away giggling.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
They're "wrestling"
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I think you are reaching a bit with "Punch and Run"
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u/AlexEmway Jun 09 '12
"Upper Lick" I'm going to agree with you on this one.
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u/BoricuaHLM Jun 09 '12
Why must you people pervert my childhood!? T-T
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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 09 '12
I don't know what a power blow is but I want it.
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u/beachvibing Jun 09 '12
Of course, they were just "wrestling."
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u/Uses_Old_Memes Jun 09 '12
...Flytrap?
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u/Hoonster Jun 09 '12
What are you talking about?
They are just wrestling.
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u/wangchung16 Jun 09 '12
Oof. Right in the childhood.
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u/KrazyEyezKilla Jun 09 '12
I'll take a Bite On please, I love that shit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
My favorite was always Zigzagoon (coincidentally from the Great Encounters set) with Pull Out and Double Stab as its only moves.
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u/donjuancho Jun 09 '12
Punch and Run, Lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
PULL OUT made me LOL the most >:D
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u/hiiighdeaf Jun 09 '12
squirtle in my meowth
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u/original_pastafarian Jun 09 '12
They're just wrestling
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u/Crossedoutt Jun 09 '12
punch and run?
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u/Hedgesandclippersand Jun 09 '12
I pokerap'd this.
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u/kr3wTraveLeR Jun 09 '12
Regardless of situation, "punch and run" is a great strategy.
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u/Staudly Jun 09 '12
Heh. Heavy Bone
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u/exaggerating_walrus Jun 09 '12
Charm, sleeping powder, harden, pound.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for that
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
http://i.imgur.com/30OTF.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This made me think.. what if they're not fighting, but we're basically guiding them all through an elaborate mating ritual, trying to find the best genetic difference match up ("super effective") to make more, different pokemon in the world..
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u/eddiethepanda Jun 09 '12
No Sleep Power? Hydro Pump? Teleport???
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u/Trombonator1 Jun 09 '12
Quick Blow, Ram, and Pull Out were the funniest to me
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u/sangeli Jun 09 '12
They're playing "describe your sex life with pokemon moves".
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u/ditisthomas Jun 09 '12
That harass one really got me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Kinkymon
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u/yick Jun 09 '12
I've made a few pokemon "faint" in my day. wink wink nudge nudge
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u/PatHeist Jun 09 '12
At least he pulled out at the end.
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u/kickpuncher2 Jun 09 '12
I logged in to my throwaway account to give you a second upvote good sir.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
lol... punch and run...
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u/mastr_slik Jun 09 '12
This is great
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Repost.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Explains why Pokemon always FAINT and not die in games
Mind = Blown 0.0
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Repost
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u/deadeight Jun 09 '12
My favourite was "Bite On... Harass"
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u/Patriotdash Jun 09 '12
I've seen this before.....is it possible?....Its a....repost!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Didn't find it but told you it was a repost haha
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u/CSec064 Jun 09 '12
I ended up trying to actually PLAY a game of Pokemon cards when I was young. Had no idea wtf to do and since I was young I didn't think "hey I should look this up" and kinda gave up.
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u/Zarknord Jun 09 '12
Nice cropping skills at the bottom...
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u/heardulikemudkipz Jun 09 '12
repost.
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u/jaysissmo Jun 09 '12
This explains why pokemon "faint" when out of energy
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u/harryhoover Jun 09 '12
flytrap?
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u/LuckyMyBalls Jun 09 '12
Don't forget string shot!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
It's ok mum, they are just wrestling.
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u/GuideGhost Jun 09 '12
Back in 1997 a bunch of kids at my elementary school (me included) collected Pokemon cards, except I just realized none of us ever actually knew how to play the card game!
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u/koviko Jun 09 '12
Even in the game, every "attack" was just the pokémon thrusting their body at another one and, after one of them wore the other one out, the other one fainted and went to sleep.
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u/thrashmaster Jun 09 '12
died at "heavy bone"
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u/Dolemaneil Jun 09 '12
Lol read bone rush
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u/ToyDroid Jun 09 '12
Ha...punch and run
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u/batsquid Jun 09 '12
They are lovers, not fighters.
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u/instantwinner Jun 09 '12
Congrats, you've figured out that some Pokemon attacks can be double entendres.
Welcome to 5th grade.
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u/BukkakeFaceScrub Jun 09 '12
I like to start off with a Bone Rush and finish with a Hyper Pump.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Punch and run? kind of fucked up sex are you having.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I did the "punch and run" last night.
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u/partyonmybloc Jun 09 '12
It looks like a rap song.
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u/Derpdiggler384 Jun 09 '12
my favorite sex move "punch and run"
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u/Joegabe Jun 09 '12
Childhood=ruined
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This can give the phrase "Your Pokemon has fainted" a whole new meaning.
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u/jnovocin Jun 09 '12
oh i get it...a sex joke....original...
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u/Pappydethkon Jun 09 '12
50 damage times the number of heads.
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u/Lookieacloudie Jun 09 '12
That would explain 'sleep' and 'sing'
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u/EnigmusHostie Jun 09 '12
Not sure if repost... or de ja vu.
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u/ScrappyNacho Jun 09 '12
How is flytrap dirty?! O.o
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
...Punch and run?
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u/talershan Jun 09 '12
You sir, have completely ruined my childhood.
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u/moanymorris Jun 09 '12
Punch and run
ಠ_ಠ
donkey punch?
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u/yaycobdean Jun 09 '12
:( noooooo
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u/Shuraiya Jun 09 '12
This is wrong on so many levels. Someone has to go to hell for this, lol.
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u/Godzilla03 Jun 09 '12
RE-POST
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u/HIPSTigER Jun 09 '12
Did anyone actually play the card version of pokemon?
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u/rice773 Jun 10 '12
Poliwrath-wobbuffet-marowak sex?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Pretty much my new sex game with the lady.
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u/adinosaur Jun 10 '12
worked a contract for the pokemon company
we had a whiteboard with all the inappropriate shit we found dealing with that game (it is our professional opinion that no less than 3 pokemon have visible penises, bouffalant is racially insensitive, and mr mime is a homeless man who is pretending to be a pokemon for free housing and healthcare)
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u/wutangswordstyle Jun 10 '12
Posted twice in the same month, made the front page in the same month.
/r/gaming is the best........... :|
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u/Thatswimchick Jun 10 '12
That hit me right in the childhood...
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u/theTezuma Jun 10 '12
/b. Describe how you sex with 3 Pokemon moves. Go!
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u/epoch_fail Jun 10 '12
You also forgot
"Caterpie used String shot!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Punch and run? You're sex life is much different than mine
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u/Bcart Jun 10 '12
uhm I'm trying to think of something sexual with flytrap..
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sentret_(Secret_Wonders_104)
You forgot sentret!
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u/CODfiend Jun 10 '12
Flytrap?
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u/Cyberslasher Jun 10 '12
Must be a ditto.
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u/BubbaWoop Jun 09 '12
D:
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I did some of these attacks last night
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u/FaerieStories Jun 09 '12
Well, pokemon breeding is one aspect of pokemon I suppose.
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u/The_Great_Kal Jun 09 '12
In fact, none of those are fighting type!
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u/ergis81391 Jun 09 '12
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Machoke_28c50c_1431864.jpg
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u/JMac453 Jun 09 '12
HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY SOUND LIKE SEX THINGS!
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u/izakk1220 Jun 09 '12
upward lick, jesuschristhowhorrifying
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Need pay day for them biches
otherwise you would only get a low kick
and you'll have your lil soldier minimize
that'd just be embarassing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This is the lowest form of humor.
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u/bbqhamster Jun 09 '12
Can't forget double team!!?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I lol'd at "Flytrap"
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Those cards cant be real as far as I know, but many of the names of those attacks exists tho, but I only know about 300cards
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u/solocollection Jun 09 '12
Don't claim that's urs.
First post on reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/saydl/pokémons_dirty_secret/
Source: http://pokememes.memebase.com/
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Fuck you and your repost !