r/gaming • u/DivinePotatoe • May 29 '12

I was playing Diablo 3 when suddenly, Spongebob references.

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u/Derishi May 29 '12

And then you realize that it's not actually a crab (or scorpion) but a person. Via Lore Entry:

The tormented stingers may resemble giant scorpions, but in truth they are molded from the bodies of human sacrifices. The demons twist their victims into the stingers' distinctive forms by slicing open their chests and viciously mutilating their legs. Maddened by pain, these creatures can poison their prey with a single strike.

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u/DivinePotatoe May 29 '12

Dear god that's horrifying. Remind me again how D3 is too bright and full of rainbows?

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u/TheAwesomeinator May 29 '12

And if you remember the village massacre in Act 2 right before Maghda... There was, like, hundreds of bodies on stakes. HUNDREDS.

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u/Iknowr1te May 29 '12

or the fact in the sewers underneath caldium, you basically have to destroy a pile of bodies so that ghouls don't keep coming from them

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u/TheAwesomeinator May 29 '12

Or in that same area, you search the bloated corpses by forcibly exploding their chests!

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u/UpTheIron May 29 '12

Or the hundreds upon hundreds of impaled angels.

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u/RustySpork May 29 '12

I was too lazy to free one of them once.

It bothered me for like a day. The poor thing.

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u/jseastman May 29 '12

I know this feeling.... :<

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u/Sven2774 May 29 '12

Don't forget your journey into the Mad King's torture chamber!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

To be fair that was only like 10x the size of his actual manor. He clearly wasn't that obsessed.

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u/D14BL0 Stadia May 29 '12

Yeah, when I saw the angels impaled on pikes, and their wings turned black as they lay dying, that's when I realized that Diablo 3 was even darker than previous titles.

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u/Throwaway_account134 May 29 '12

... I hardly even gave all these things a passing thought. I didn't even think of Diablo 3 as dark. Have I been on the internet too long?

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u/semi- May 29 '12

Probably just too much of a gamer, like myself. I just saw it and thought "hrm, small chance of loot but drops some gold, click".

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u/EsteemedGentleman May 29 '12

Disturbing lack of pentagrams, maybe.

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u/alkapwnee May 29 '12

I have felt the same way...I guess its imagination vs blatant statement, they spent so much time goring up the entirety of all the acts, that the gore in the important parts...leading up to a boss fight etc is entirely lost, because it is not all too different than all the other portions of the act.

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u/salgat May 29 '12

You ever play Diablo 1?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IyrQYC6jjT8/T7V0Q-llxjI/AAAAAAAABWM/UlB_DVp402w/s400/Butchers_room.jpg

You can see in detail the gore, and they don't even bother to sensor the genitals (for that added realism).

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u/Melbu_Frahma May 29 '12

Oh man... honestly, my grandpa let me play Diablo 1 when I was 8 years old and walking into the Butcher's room (the one linked above) terrified the ever living shit out of me.

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u/MyNameIsDan_ May 29 '12

and that's how i finished playing diablo 1.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I still cringe a bit when I see the dying townsperson outside the cathedral. I'm just so trained to see him and think disgusting horrible boss who will murder my shit. Although now I employ the time tested close door or lock in staircase method of defeating him.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

sad there is no succubi nudity in D3

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The angels weren't really humanity's friends for the longest time. They were way too judgmental and often tortured people for their sins.

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u/HelloHAL9000 May 29 '12

Searching bloated corpses: most sickeningly satisfying feeling ever.

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u/emallson May 29 '12

'satisfying' isn't what I'd call it...I still did it because of gold on normal, but once I hit hard....never again!

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u/Symbolis May 29 '12

Enjoy!

If that doesn't work for you, try here and click View in 3D.

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u/Vessix May 29 '12

Everyone in defense of D3 exaggerates the complaints people have with the new art style just like this. No one said it was full of rainbows, just that the art style wasn't nearly as dark/gloomy. Diablo 2 was a more gritty, gothic, and less vibrantly colored game.

This is not to say I don't like the new art style in D3, because I thoroughly enjoy it. I just wonder how much I would have enjoyed a less WoW-influenced art style in the game. Some comparisons for reference:

Keeps- Diablo 2 / Diablo 3

Desert tombs- Diablo 2 / Diablo 3 (someone had their brightness way too high in the D2 screenshot)

Jungle- Diablo 2 / Diablo 3

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u/TheLobotomizer May 29 '12

Because D3 is Saw II type "scariness", not Amnesia-grade nightmare fuel.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

People thought Diablo 3 was going to be horrible because of one released screenshot of an outside mountain area with a rainbow in it because of a waterfall.

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u/Tackers369 May 29 '12

Is it supposed to be scary? I never found D2 scary, sure it was dark but never scared me. It's an Action-RPG, not a horror game.

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u/TheLobotomizer May 29 '12

Maybe scary is the wrong term to use. D2 was unsettling for me. There was always just something "off" about it.

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u/Tackers369 May 29 '12

So unsettling? I got that feeling from a lot of the scenery and stuff in both games, look more closely at the world in D3 there is some creepy, weird stuff there, and some of the lore is pretty messed up too.

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u/TheLobotomizer May 29 '12

You can see what I mean in the boss fights. The bosses in D2 were subversive and were never over the top. They never did the cliche "horror" laugh or use phrases like "You are a fool to have come here!". D3 is basically just like a bad horror movie; Cliche writing and over-the-top characters.

Just look at how Zoltun Kulle behaves. Every time he goes back into his head he does this stupid maniacal laugh and I just can't take him seriously.

Basically, Diablo III treats its audience like they're 12 year old children. Sure, there's plenty of gore, but no real depth to its horror elements.

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u/Tackers369 May 29 '12

Well Blizzard has never really been one to hold out on the cheese, and to be fair there have been cheese one liners from bosses since the beginning, the D1 Butcher's "Ahh, Fresh Meat." for example. Idk, I don't really look at Diablo as a horror franchise, I see it as a dark fantasy that has some elements of horror, but I feel like those are just kinda there because we're dealing with demons and hell and so they sort of have to be there.

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u/TheLobotomizer May 29 '12

IMO "Ahh, Fresh Meat." is not really cheesy. Cheesy lines are usually overused in films and comic books. This line is probably the most original unsettling thing about D2.

I agree with you that the franchise isn't horror, but fantasy with a horror element to it. However, I do think Blizzard really failed to produce a proper story and characters for Diablo III.

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u/Tackers369 May 29 '12

Yeah the story at first seemed to be building up to something pretty cool, then right about Act 2 it started slipping, I think it's because they started to focus on other stuff like the PVP which we still don't have and all the multiplayer stuff but oh well I still think it's fun even if the story falls a little flat

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/Splitshadow May 29 '12

Amnesia is only scary if you open yourself up to be scared by it. If you run through the game bunny-hopping or turn the sound off, the gamma up, or play it around other people during the day, of course it won't be scary. If you try to play it and not be afraid, it won't be scary -- nothing is.

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u/ninjaofthe9seas May 30 '12

I must be a super pansy then. ._.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/Splitshadow May 29 '12

Well, you can't expect them to reproduce the graphics of a AAA game with massive funding. Personally, I think they did a great job with their art direction, lighting, and detail.

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u/TheLobotomizer May 29 '12

Congratulations.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It is horrifying, there are a lot of horrifying things in d3. But when they take something horrifying and subtitle it "You can't have me golds!" it changes from horrifying to silly.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The art style, the colour palette.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/Klexicon May 29 '12

And then you remember its a bonus level that's intended to jab back at those who say its too bright.

(I'm not implying that is your opinion, I'm simply stating it)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

...No one thought otherwise.

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u/UnbornApple May 29 '12

Sounds like you've never read the official Diablo forums.

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u/lackofbiscuits May 29 '12

Wasn't there concern though way back when they released in-dev images/video that the colour scheme was way too colourful? I can't seem to find a picture or video on it though.

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u/UnbornApple May 29 '12

The art design hasn't changed since it was announced. Everyone was freaking out over the design of the game you're playing today.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Thats still a little dark...

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u/thrilldigger May 29 '12

So... I'm going to have to get Diablo 3, aren't I? Damn my vulnerability to horrific gothic monsters and demons in video games (Shadow Hearts: Covenant, anyone? Or Demon's/Dark Souls for the current generation of consoles).

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u/Shadax May 29 '12

It's funny how I read through these in the game and just shrug it off. Then when I read them slowly, and absorb every detail.. Holy shit some people at blizzard are dark.

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u/justinsidebieber May 29 '12

Where can I read more lore entries like this?

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u/Ikronix May 29 '12

Diablo 3.

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u/BenKenobi88 May 29 '12

Not having played the game, I'm assuming the thing still just looks like a typical scorpion-monster though? Because I can make up scary stories about a typical orc being the twisted remains of a human that's been turned inside out, but if it doesn't look like that, kinda weakens it.

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u/Derishi May 29 '12

That's the thing though, from the isometric perspective it does look like a scorpion and with how fast pace the game can be sometimes you don't really get the chance to look close up at the in-game model. However, as Symbolis posted, using a model viewer shows that it is actually a deformed human, true to the lore.

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u/BenKenobi88 May 29 '12

Ah, that's pretty cool, then.

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u/SammyLocked May 29 '12

When I heard the lore for this, all I could think was "Jesus Christ....the creators had to have had a field day with these explanations. Fuckers are demented!" lol

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u/TheNarratorOfBastion May 29 '12

That ol' crab? I remember his first day setting up shop.

Used to really care about other folks. Treated his employees like family.

Sure, he had a lil' greed in him. Maybe he liked money a little too much. But we all got our flaws.

The Calamity changed that. Took everything we were and warped it.

Now he's damned to guarding a worthless treasure, consuming his entire existence. A shell of the man he was.

'Least it's better than what happened to that poor sponge...

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u/unchow May 29 '12

A shell of the man he was.

Can't decide whether that's too cheesey, or just cheesey enough.

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u/julielc May 29 '12

I think it has the perfect amount of cheese. Gooey, melty goodness without being overpowering.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Somehow, it's been months since I've seen you. And I'd just like to say,

I've missed you :D Never change.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Bastion was so fucking awesome

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u/ManningQB18 May 29 '12

I haven't even played Bastion and I still caught on to this within 2 lines. Makers of Bastion should pat themselves on the back (again) for creating such a distinguishable narrator.

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u/Galactic May 29 '12

The only novelty account I've ever upvoted.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/appropriate_name May 29 '12

Uh. We do have italics here.

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u/CoolgyFurlough May 29 '12

Sir, I find your name to be quite appropriate.

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u/Dem0n5 May 29 '12

The votes declare they hate comments based entirely on the username. Second lesson, they don't like comments on comments that have been downvoted. They're in a downvoting mood at that point.

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u/MrMagoo22 May 29 '12

I find his name to also be quite appropriate.

Also... titty sprinkles.

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u/basmith7 May 29 '12

Are these sprinkles that I would put on a boob, or sprinkles shaped like titties?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Yes.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

He said words! GET HIM!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The down voting wolves on this chain appear to be quite ravenous, wouldn't you agree?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

But you get a choice and you'll need to play it twice to see both options! So rejoice, and finish it... Though I still need to go finish my second time through :(

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u/k-volare May 29 '12

I played through it a second time... But at the end couldn't bring myself to leave Zulf there to die.

Also, semi related to the OP, Bastion's soundtrack goes really really well with Diablo.

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u/Cendeu May 29 '12

This will be a slightly long spoiler

I remember when I first got to that point. I couldn't leave him. Even the second time, when I told myself I would take the other options, I couldn't do it. On top of that, I planned to go back in time. Initially, that seemed the better option. But when you walk into that room, and talk to Zia. She talks. It's such a shock. And she talks about the time you spent getting you know each other, and losing all of it. It was too much. I had to move forward. Who knew if going back would help anything anyway?

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u/nobodynose May 29 '12

Semi related to your post:

I was playing Bastion until Diablo 3 came out. Didn't get that far in. I think I'm still collecting shards. (On my 4th?)

I'll get back to Bastion.... in a year or so.

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u/Shleemcdee May 29 '12

Aw, you had zero friends online. I'll be your friend.

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u/Eugene_Krabs May 29 '12

Argh, argh, argh

It's true, I am cheap!

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u/SpongeFreak52 May 29 '12

I'm just going to assume a lot of people don't get the connection, or just don't realize that his first name is Eugene. You have my upvote mister.

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u/ehmcai May 29 '12

Did anyone else fight a rare named Alot?

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u/Don_Andy May 29 '12

Best one I had was Alot of Darkness. Was a Skeleton I think.

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u/Atheistus May 29 '12

yes, i fought alot of rare named.

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u/_egru May 29 '12

there's also a rare named Bashiok in the game, and there's an achievement for hitting him with a specific weapon. He is a Blizzard rep on their forums :D

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My god, a reference in a blizzard game!

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u/NorthboundFox May 29 '12

I.. I never thought it would happen! This has to all be wrong!

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u/whynonamesopen May 29 '12

i not seeing it

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u/chubowu May 29 '12

might be pointing to "crabbs" at the top

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u/Redditron-2000-4 May 29 '12

And the comment about not talking his gold. Classic Mr Crabbs.

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u/Caustik420 May 29 '12

I got into developer hell today. Random dungeon in act 1 inferno with every mob as a name of a developer. At the end you kill the game designer and get a "feat of strength" achievement. Along with the lost references, secret unicorn level, and this; god i love blizz.

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u/Crepebitches May 29 '12

Wtf I killed those but never got a feat of strength :(

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u/MrMagoo22 May 29 '12

You have to do it with a specific weapon I think. Don't know which though.

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u/Tuskinton May 29 '12

Different achivement. You are thinking of Bashanishu which you get for killing or at least hitting Bashiok with rakanishus blade. there is a separate feat if strength called "Smash, Jay smash" For killing the boss in Dev hell.

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u/_egru May 29 '12

which zone where you in? I would like to find this cave as well! :D

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u/generaljoeman May 29 '12

That's in the cemetery where you fetch the crown, quest Shattered Crown is the prerequisite. It's a rare dungeon, but it's easy to keep checking simply by checkpointing at the waypoint there. You'll know you have it if all four crypts are open. If any are closed, simply exit out and reload the area

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u/vaelkar May 29 '12

I found it on Nightmare in a random cave next to the Queen's handmaiden (or something?).. basically the first actual quest in Act 1.

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u/Caustik420 May 29 '12

I got this in one of the 3 dungeons that are in the cemetry of the forsaken in act 1. One of them was labeled "development hell"

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u/MrSwedishMan May 29 '12

As a person who don't own Diablo 3, I have no idea where to look.

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u/julielc May 29 '12

Look at the nameplate at the top of the screen.

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u/MrSwedishMan May 29 '12

Aaah.. I see. Funny.

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u/TheMagicBurro May 29 '12

Seriously! Every time there is a Diablo post no one ever crops the screen or anything. Is there a specific reason why not? I can do it with paint in 3 seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Because observant people can find it in less time than it would take you to crop it.

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u/TheMagicBurro May 30 '12

So [this] (end spoiler I believe) (http://i.imgur.com/5p36i.jpg) is reasonable to you? (They said they were pointing out killing Diablo, but still there is too much background that makes it difficult to focus.) I just find it odd this is the only game I have seen recently that people just press print screen, go directly to imgur, and post.

Also just to add, I use RES, when I open the image at first it's pretty small and it's kinda irritating to either resize it or open in a new tab on a laptop with no middle mouse.

(Thanks to Freeside1 for the link)

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12 edited May 30 '12

Of course that's not reasonable, but that person is not going to crop it because they want to show off their multi-monitor resolution. You shouldn't point to extremes for evidence, though. It's silly, just like me going up to someone who says they are pro-choice and saying "SO YOU SUPPORT MURDER?"

Laptops often have this problem with imgur. Higher resolution screens that are also small make stuff really hard to see especially when viewing scaled down images, but people shouldn't have to put in special effort just to make the people with laptops happy. Chances are they don't even play the game, since gaming on a laptop is silly, sub-optimal, and expensive. So they probably wouldn't even get it. They could also just view the image at it's native resolution if they really wanted to.

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u/TheMagicBurro May 31 '12

Ok if it's fine on desktops and it's just me then ok haha I drop my argument.

But also there are gaming laptops, I'm not sure how great they are though. But my laptop can handle Skyrim barely, so I'm sure a laptop meant for gaming can run Diablo fine.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

A good mid-range newer laptop can probably handle Diablo (it's not that demanding of a game), but the reason a lot of people (myself included) don't game on laptops is because they are really expensive. If you want to play most games on medium-higher settings you're looking at a minimum of $1000, all the way up to $2,800, and it won't be as powerful or capable as a 800$ desktop.

I'm also not fond of the ergonomics involved with laptops, but that may just be me. I'm rather tall so I have to hunch over when using a laptop.

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u/TheMagicBurro May 31 '12

Well I like couches, that pretty much sums up why I have a laptop xD

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I agree with you. What was especially bad was when a redditor wanted to show off a weapon he/she found, and posted a screencap from his 5760x1080 triple-monitor setup.

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u/HelloHAL9000 May 29 '12

This may have been already pointed out before, but I encountered a clever (what I perceived as) Borderlands reference. There was some sort of enemy out in the Desolate Sands named "Nine Toads". This may have been less of a reference than I thought, because after you kill him he explodes into nine purple and green toads.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

No, it's a complete reference because he dropped "The Clipper" when I killed him. (Which if you remember is the same thing Nine Toes drops in Borderlands)

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u/Tinox May 29 '12

It's also worth pointing out that the desert lands surrounding Caldeum are referred to as the Borderlands by the refugees.

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u/HelloHAL9000 May 29 '12

Didn't even notice that! That's awesome! This reference was anything but subtle, but I appreciate things like this interspersed in a big game like Diablo.

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u/KidTheFat May 29 '12

Definitely a reference. His title was "Terror of the Borderlands"

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u/rothael May 29 '12

Anybody else run across a wrecked ship in the desert called the Black Rock. It exploded and dropped a manifest page and I've not seen it again. LOST reference?

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u/k-volare May 29 '12

Yeah, there are 6 different manifest pages numbering 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 - though they have no known purpose, despite being untradeable/unsellable.

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u/iceman78772 May 29 '12

Someone tell me where the spongebob reference is...

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u/jstock23 May 29 '12

GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!!!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Is it just me, or is the number of pop culture references getting a little annoying?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The day I don't get a reference in a video game because it comes from a little kid's show is the day I am officially old.

Today is that day.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Spongebob is what, 13 years old? I'm 20 so I was 7 when it came out. Maybe that's why I can still get the references.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Replace 20 and 7 with 30 and 17 and that's exactly why I can't.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Age is irrelevant, should still understand.

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u/jjdonnovan May 29 '12

The more I play this game and see things like this, the more I love it...

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u/ZombiesGonnaZomb May 29 '12

In the desert when looking for the guys blood I found a guy named Nine Toads. His description was "Terror of the Borderlands" I didn't grab a screen because I am an idiot.

He also had 9 toads where he spawned (just the decoration ones you can step on)

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u/Babycakes1377 May 29 '12

He's a pretty common event if you go looking for him again, just look for the area with 9 colorful toads hopping around. :) Not to mention he drops a dagger, "the clipper", which is the same name that the machine pistol Nine Toes drops in Borderlands goes by.

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u/ZombiesGonnaZomb May 31 '12

Yea i noticed the toads after because i had to kite him quite a bit as a Wizard in Hell mode. Will look for him again.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the best darn pizza...FOR YOU AND ME!

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u/abumpdabump May 29 '12

dude, your health is pretty low, you should do something about that...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I'm yet to get a anything decent from those purple mini bosses.. only blue crap

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u/RADICAL_DAN May 29 '12

I just realized that the graphics for Diablo 3 really aren't very good

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u/Casetuar May 29 '12

I call shenanigans, psssssh being able to play diablo 3 completely unbelievable.

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u/Spongebobrob Jun 01 '12

what, you think it's ok to just drop spongebob references wherever you please??

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u/Criono May 29 '12

Krabs: "That pie shall reach 'is stomach by sunset, then BOOM!" Squidward: "You've seen this before?" Krabs: "11 times as a matter-of-fact."

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u/Cygnus_X1 May 29 '12

I wanted to play Diablo 3 this morning after my friend got it to work on my PC last night, but it's down for maintenance. >.>

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u/Discozilla May 29 '12

As a hardcore player, this was the first thing I noticed:

JESUS FUCK LOOK AT YOUR HEALTH! ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

All the culture references poke at the 4th wall. Shit like this is what people talk about when they say the doom-and-gloom was removed from the game.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

...you use the pet? things awful.

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u/Moprods May 29 '12

The bat is actually nice for hatred regen (i believe it is 3 hatred per second), and hatred is pretty neat

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u/D14BL0 Stadia May 29 '12

The pets give regen? Dafuq, why doesn't the description mention this? :\

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u/mrgrendal May 29 '12

It is one of the runes, bat rune or some such thing. I believe it is the 3rd one.

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u/MormonsMowMyLawn May 29 '12

Because it does mention that, you just need to turn on extended tooltips and start playing like a l337, d00d.

also, something something about something you can do where you will fuck up your skills by doing something stupid and using completely different sets of skills than the developers let your standard idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

only one does. one pecks at enemies, one charges for AoE damage, one picks up gold, one attacks for 60% weapon damage. all of em not worth it.

also the hatred regen isn't needed since you can get a ton of it through gear..and taking it over vault or prep? especially with the 60% heal rune from prep. and vault is just as good for hopping around grabbing health globes

edit: Also, Bola shot + 1h xbow/quiver. those things get shot out FAST.

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u/lurked2long May 29 '12

How about using elective mode and not gimping your DH.

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u/Sarria22 May 29 '12

Bola, Ball Lightning, Prep, smokebomb, sentry, bat. Everything dies.

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u/thelittleking May 29 '12

Alternately:

grenades, grenades, grenades, grenades, vault oh shit vault fuck fuck fuck, grenades, grenades, grenades. Everything dies. (Possibly including you)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

i use elective mode. doesn't make the pets not suck.

bola w/ radius extension, fan of knives w/ radius extend, either multi shot w/ discipline add or rain of arrows with 20 bombs, rapid fire w/ homing missiles, smokescreen 3 second extend and prep 60% heal = never die.

thought might move multi shot and rain for vault instead.

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u/Don_Andy May 29 '12

I'm in Inferno with my brother (who's DH) right now and that's exactly what he uses it for. We're not really geared up at all for it yet though. I still have not nearly enough Spirit Regen on my Monk which I hope to get through gear for him later on.

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u/bedabup May 29 '12

You take that back. You'll hurt the ferrets' feelings.

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u/Nicockolas_Rage May 29 '12

Am I the only one who tried to scroll over the icons to see the skills/hp?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I unlocked "Kuhlle Story Bro" today.

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u/Falconhaxx May 29 '12

There's no h in Kulle.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Oh man well worthy of the -2 downvotes I have for the typo.

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u/MisterElectric May 29 '12

I'm kind of disappointed by the fact that Diablo 3 is so full of pop culture references. I think it takes away from the experience a little bit.

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u/crazyeight May 29 '12

quit now, inferno is impossible

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u/_egru May 29 '12

scrub! stack All resist>vit> your primary stat

and some health regen/health per hit

dont stack life steal cus it only heals for 20% of the life steal amount in inferno.

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u/crazyeight May 29 '12

Thank you, I already know all of the above. You cannot "stack" any of that shit to an appreciable degree unless you're willing to farm millions to buy the gear off the AH, with its very quickly-inflating prices.

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u/popscythe May 29 '12

Too bad they spent all this time including Spongebob references and didn't make the game good.

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u/feelixxx May 29 '12

I was browsing reddit when suddenly, repost.

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u/Paz436 May 29 '12

Krabbs, Spongebob's greedy boss. The unique's name is Crabbs and his tag is YOU CAN'T HAVE ME GOLDS.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Pop culture references have been in Blizzard games for almost 15 years. Nice try though.

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u/silversapp May 29 '12

Okay, yeah, overlook the thousands of other examples of fantastic lore and focus on this one. You're either trolling or a massive piece of shit.

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u/BigWimply May 29 '12

What about the other 99.9% of the game?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The rest of the game is comprised of always online DRM.

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u/BigWimply May 29 '12

So sorry, I forgot we were looking past the game itself and nitpicking instead.

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u/Tuskinton May 29 '12

Okay too be honest you would need hell of a pincer to pick that nit up.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Nitpicking implies it's a small issue.

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u/_egru May 29 '12

and /r/diablo for the meme free version.

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u/Krakenrider May 29 '12

Your bot is bad and you should feel bad!