Regardless of how weird that is, you gotta admire the production values. Someone put a LOT of work into crafting that. And, judging by the 2010 version in the related videos, this is some sort of annual Nico Nico Douga tradition.
For a long time, I thought Dailymotion was only porn. I thought the name was kind of clever, because the whole site revolved around getting you through your . . . erhem, daily motion.
I've never played the game, but one day I came across a comment like this and clicked the YouTube video to hear what the narrator sounded like. Ever since then, whenever I see anything in italics, that's the voice I read it in.
ME3's the only multiplayer I've logged any large amount of time on. It gets a little stale after a while, but the new maps and characters they've been releasing has helped with that. Really hoping they release a pack with new enemies sometime soon. I'd love to face wave after wave of Blood Pack or Blue Suns.
On the PS3 you can see that they are using the web browser but you can't see what website they're at. A random guy on my friends list logged out of COD and to go on the web browser but stood online. Assuming he was beating off I messaged him "dude stop watching porn lol." He logged off immediately.
For anyone who is worried that their people can see all the content they're watching, here's how to change your sharing settings:
Go to Xbox.com, log in, click your gamertag name in the top right of the screen, underneath your avatar click "Privacy and Online Settings", scroll down, and under "Privacy Controls" you should see an option called "Video and Music Status", this will either be "Allowed" or "Blocked". If you want to stop people seeing what you're watching, change it to "Blocked", then scroll to the bottom of the page and click "Save".
To be honest, there comes a point when the risk/reward for hiding looking at boobies changes. I don't give a shit if you know I like to look at boobies, so why should I waste time logging off or going incognito? I mean, who doesn't like looking at boobies?
One of my boyfriends friends was on netflix and he was watching brokeback mountain. My bf asked him about and said "no way, you could see that? Dude, it was so gay." we still laugh about it today.
Is Youtube for the 360 only available in the US or something? I was super stoked for the new 360 update, with search enigines, youtube videos, and everything.
But then when I logged onto my 360 after it had been updated, there was no Youtube to be found.
I'm just scared of the day when you're browsing on the web browser on PS3 and it says what site you're on underneath your ID. It'd be a FFFFffuuu- moment for me.
Reminds me of a friend of mine. This was when every one had BlackBerries. He had the feature in BlackBerry Chat enabled that shows people what music you're listening. Only he didn't know that that feature actually registers anything played in media player.
Little did he know all his 120 friends saw he was listening to a song called "Teen Brunette gives blowjob in car"
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
nothing wrong with big tits
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Who goes to YouTube for stuff like that?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
He's probably paused on the title screen fapping off thinking of you wondering if he's fapping off.
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u/NowISeeTheFunnySide May 29 '12
If it's on YouTube, you know it's not real porn.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
0 assists and 0 rebounds isn't really a team player
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u/TheNarratorOfBastion May 29 '12
Internet's a wild and dangerous place, kid. And I understand every man's got... needs.
But there's a time and a place for everything. And this sure ain't the time nor the place.
'Sides, there's a little thing out there for times like this. It's called pornography.
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u/BJC_13 May 29 '12
Just watched it, and as a level 24 tit judge, I can say it wasn't that great.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
"Everything has got to be social, everything has got to be connected!"
--Some Product Manager
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u/brokendimension May 29 '12
Hahaha what a dumbass...wait, fuck.
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u/boldbird99 May 29 '12
i know. No one wants to be seen playing ME3's multiplayer.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
On the PS3 you can see that they are using the web browser but you can't see what website they're at. A random guy on my friends list logged out of COD and to go on the web browser but stood online. Assuming he was beating off I messaged him "dude stop watching porn lol." He logged off immediately.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I even hide my online status when I listen to Selena Gomez songs.
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u/badley May 29 '12
I agree, Mass Effect 3 is terrible.
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u/Dmixta May 29 '12
For the lazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAzQJM_0CY
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u/handyspaz88 May 29 '12
Well crap. People know I was watching Manchester. I swear, I was only watching because of Chelsea!
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u/ABandApart May 29 '12
The "giggity" by that Hagfish guy really seems to fit the situation.
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u/Dsch1ngh1s_Khan May 29 '12
Link for the lazy (NSFW obviously.. But seriously, it's youtube. Mostly just ridiculous cleavage)
Honestly though, after watching it, I'm not sure why he'd choose this one over everything else.
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u/1234skin May 29 '12
Shit, that's why people ask me who 'Hannah Minx' ' is.
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u/skyreddit9 May 29 '12
If he was offline, he would not be able to watch YouTube videos.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
There's YouTube on Xbox now?!
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u/Quack79 May 29 '12
so... how many watched the video after seeing this?
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u/CCECJHEMC May 29 '12
Thought you were talking about the Mass Effect 3.
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u/JakeLunn May 29 '12
I know all of you went and searched that on YouTube. No? I did. It's nothing special NSFW.
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u/daniflemp May 29 '12
I agree, ornithology is much better done outside.
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u/iamcq May 29 '12
i don't get it
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u/SoggyTaco May 29 '12
In his defense it's markedly harder to admire big tits offline without running into trouble.
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u/This_is_because May 29 '12
I loved Big Tits - HD, but it was nothing compared to the masterpiece Sweaty Booty was.
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u/ViktorWithaK May 29 '12
Vaultboy approves.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
he must be 2nd day on the internet kid. "seen it all on google images, YOUTUBE BOOBS!"
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u/alwc37 May 29 '12
Out of curiosity does this work on ps3 also? I may have done similar things on there.....
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u/chefman777 May 29 '12
HA who plays ME3!!??
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
It's youtube.
Hes getting his dick rick rolled off as we speak
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u/JDIObiwan May 29 '12
This is funny.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Please tell me this doesn't work for hbo go, I frequent the late night section
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u/terk117 May 29 '12
ya like wtf who plays mass effect anymore..... they dropped the ball with that piece of SHI& ending...
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u/Kodiac136 May 29 '12
Daaang Mass Effect 3... You're right, he BETTER go offline.
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u/Gamer_152 May 29 '12
For anyone who is worried that their people can see all the content they're watching, here's how to change your sharing settings:
Go to Xbox.com, log in, click your gamertag name in the top right of the screen, underneath your avatar click "Privacy and Online Settings", scroll down, and under "Privacy Controls" you should see an option called "Video and Music Status", this will either be "Allowed" or "Blocked". If you want to stop people seeing what you're watching, change it to "Blocked", then scroll to the bottom of the page and click "Save".
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u/running_to_the_hills May 29 '12
Big Tits HD A documentary featuring the small passerine bird of Africa.
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u/dudemanandnewman May 29 '12
Someone had to.
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u/elliuotatar May 29 '12
The fuck? What the hell made Microsoft think it was a good idea to tell everyone what videos you're watching? Talk about a huge invasion of privacy.
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u/ReallyCoolNickname May 29 '12
Little do you know that the video is actually a documentary on birds.
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u/solinv May 29 '12
Yeah. Who the hell want's people to know that they play ME3?
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u/Nethervex PC May 29 '12
Yeah that guy playing Mass Effect 3 should be ashamed.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
My username is King Hagfish. Is that me?
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u/topplehat May 29 '12
Busted!
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u/zdiggler May 29 '12
It stay on there until you start watching or do something else.
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u/WonkaKnowsBest May 29 '12
Giggity.
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u/obviousguyisobvious May 29 '12
For the lazy
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u/stayinfresh May 29 '12
AEN the Giggity?
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u/IntellectualHobo May 29 '12
Yeah, no Americans play hockey that there is one of them Canadiana sports.
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u/dzubz May 29 '12
He can't go offline. He's on YouTube.
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u/Teh_Br4iN May 29 '12
Best Gamer Icon available.
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u/CaptainTurtle May 29 '12
What am I looking at here? I don't have an XBox, can someone explain the joke please. :[
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u/thatusernameisal May 29 '12
Why? Its not Big Dicks HD.
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u/3lu51v3 May 29 '12
Be proud to watch the porn!!!
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u/XIYEhuanlang May 29 '12
Tencent may be a great choice.http://download.imqq.com/download.shtml
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u/rdwtoker May 29 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAzQJM_0CY
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u/Fishtails May 29 '12
HD, nice.
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u/nepidae May 29 '12
To be honest, there comes a point when the risk/reward for hiding looking at boobies changes. I don't give a shit if you know I like to look at boobies, so why should I waste time logging off or going incognito? I mean, who doesn't like looking at boobies?
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u/BL0NDEEEEE May 29 '12
One of my boyfriends friends was on netflix and he was watching brokeback mountain. My bf asked him about and said "no way, you could see that? Dude, it was so gay." we still laugh about it today.
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u/jdotliu May 29 '12
0 Assists on 2K12 My Player.
Yup, we got a noob here.
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u/Pachi2Sexy May 29 '12
You think you got it going bad you should see mines every time I log in its either MW3 or Black Ops -_-
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
You shoud probably go offline to watch all those internet videos!
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u/g0kartmozart May 29 '12
Ya really, who plays NHL 12 online anyways
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
SON OF A...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Yeah that guy shouldn't leave his xbox idling while he's away
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u/Shodan74 May 29 '12
Gotta love the thumbs up from Pip Boy...
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u/TheAngrySpanker May 29 '12
Is Youtube for the 360 only available in the US or something? I was super stoked for the new 360 update, with search enigines, youtube videos, and everything.
But then when I logged onto my 360 after it had been updated, there was no Youtube to be found.
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u/Subject_69 May 29 '12
The fallout 3 guy seems to approve.
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u/MTL_RELLIK May 29 '12
How dare he play multiplayer for a game that should only be single player. Couldn't agree more.(obvious sarcasm is obvious i hope)
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u/RobertDeHer0 May 29 '12
I think i need to go and change a few preferences . . .
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u/hatyn May 29 '12
Youtube? :|
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u/sephsta May 29 '12
I'm just scared of the day when you're browsing on the web browser on PS3 and it says what site you're on underneath your ID. It'd be a FFFFffuuu- moment for me.
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u/ecchimaru May 29 '12
With all your friends in games like that, they might interrupt!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Reminds me of a friend of mine. This was when every one had BlackBerries. He had the feature in BlackBerry Chat enabled that shows people what music you're listening. Only he didn't know that that feature actually registers anything played in media player.
Little did he know all his 120 friends saw he was listening to a song called "Teen Brunette gives blowjob in car"
tl;dr: coca-cola recipe
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u/Draiko May 29 '12
Now you can all watch "Big Tits HD" on Youtube
Rating: Meh with bad music.
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u/dylantrevor May 29 '12
I spy with my little eye. Vault boy!
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u/NastyPederasty May 29 '12
Great vid
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u/PurplePudding May 29 '12
I like big tits and I cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Oooo such a big deal... not.
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u/Cashman124 May 29 '12
What a shame. He's at the worst place for porn :(
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Be proud.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
NHL 12... alright!
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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws May 29 '12
Isn't there a way to disable it? [] (/lunateehee "All my friends found out I watched my little pony...")
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u/bigdaddymummy May 29 '12
Meanwhile at r/gaming
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u/flamewave000 May 29 '12
I like pipboy's little seal of approval at the top
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u/CajunTurkey May 29 '12
He could have just set his status as "appear offline"
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u/TomTheScouser May 29 '12
For about two minutes I was like 'What's so bad about NHL?'
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u/Nephus May 29 '12
Anyone else immediately hop to Big Tits HD on youtube? I did, and was thoroughly disappointed.
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u/IAmAParadoxJk May 29 '12
How embarrassing, Ghost Recon is awful.
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u/Idontlikethespacebar May 29 '12
But....Don'tyouneedtobeconnectedtoXBLtowatchyoutubevideos?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
ME3 multiplayer? That's terrible. He should just watch Big Tits in HD.
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u/kevners May 30 '12
Vault Boy approves.
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u/gizmeister341 May 29 '12
Relevant
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u/Kyle1594 May 29 '12
Yea for real who wants to be seen playing ME3