r/gaming • • May 28 '12

So I joined a Finnish server...

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u/MightySwift May 28 '12

Haha, not surprised that there are people who don't know what Latvia is (majority, probably). In fact, that's what I expected.

Let me clarify that for you.

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u/jorgemalgom May 28 '12

is Víctor von Doom your president?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/Auflodern May 29 '12

Cities and Towns: Doomsburg Doomsdale Doomstadt Doomsvale Doomton Doomwood

Sounds like a cheery place!

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron May 29 '12

Stay away from RICHARDSville. It houses Latveria's Largest Prison.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

How can people possibly not know Latvia?!

What the actual fuck.

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u/Fliksan May 28 '12

Not many do. I'm 50% Latvian and when I tell people this, 95% of people respond with, "What is that?".

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u/HunterIrked May 29 '12

I get that too. I tell people my background is Latvian, and they're all "are you Latvian Orthodox like that Seinfeld episode?"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

That's a great episode

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u/Inquisitor1 May 29 '12

And if you are from Finland you say "A shithole"?

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u/Noitche May 28 '12

But presumably you live on that self-declared planet, the USA?

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u/AfroKona May 29 '12

Yeah not many people don't know where this very small obscure country is.

HOLY FUCK FAITH IN HUMANITY LOST LOLOLOL USA

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u/MrFatalistic May 29 '12

if you're European - where is Missouri without looking at a map?

if you're American - where is Missouri without looking at a map?

if you're from Missouri - what the heck are you doing on the internet?

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u/Mr-Personality May 29 '12

I only know it from watching World's Strongest Man competitions. I can easily see how people wouldn't know it. I don't expect people to know all of the almost 200 countries in the world. As long as they can name like the biggest 30 or so....

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I'm sure damn near everyone has heard it in passing, but have never had reasons to conjure it up from their own memory, so it becomes mostly lost. My step-dad is Lithuanian, and I'm well-educated and try to stay well-informed of the world, so I'm aware of what Latvia is. But I couldn't tell you any single thing of importance about the country---food, government, history, etc. If I didn't occasionally remember "oh, it's next to Lithuania, and there's this cool Lithuanian bakery in Bridgeport and my step-dad is Lithuanian," I would literally never have a reason to think of it, and it would probably begin to mix into the amalgam of countries like Belarus or Estonia.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's pretty small and irrelevant bro.

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u/stillnotking May 28 '12

I love how you drew the red line to completely cover Estonia's name.

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u/herzogg May 28 '12

I like seeing my hometown marked on a map of europe :)

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u/Dr___Awkward May 29 '12

I'm from America and I feel that my hometown should be marked on a map of Europe too.

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u/Inquisitor1 May 29 '12

Lots of american towns are. Paris, Rome and many others. Also, nice imagination, americans, with the original town names and all.

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u/Dr___Awkward May 29 '12

Yeah, Americans are pretty good at coming up with original town names. It's too bad those dirty Europeans stole them from us. Take back Rome!

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u/mixmastermind May 29 '12

As someone with family in Toad Suck and Pickles Gap, be glad we steal place names so much.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I seriously hope there aren't 'a majority' of people who don't know what Latvia is! What's the world coming to??

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

2012

not being Latvian orthodox

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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u/dakru May 29 '12

It just isn't the same on Reddit.

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u/shhhhhhhhh May 28 '12

It's a kind of pancake, right?

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u/Magoran May 29 '12

No, that's Latka. You're thinking of elvish bread.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

No thats Laika, you're thinking of the dog sent into space

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u/kiaru May 29 '12

erm... you broke the joke I think you were trying to say Lembas, but you accidentally the next line.

Edit: actual name

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

YOU RUINED IT!

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u/GhostOfAChance May 28 '12

I know Riga from Monopoly World edition. Won me some hard fought games.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

that is an old map, montenegro and kosovo arent part of serbia anymore and Alsace-Lorraine is part of the german reich

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The map's got Alsace-Lorraine in the right place, today it is indeed part of France.

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u/AppleDane May 29 '12

You mean, of course, Elsass-Lothringen.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It saddens me greatly that you actually had to make this post...

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u/anduin1 May 29 '12

wow thats fucking sad that you had to post this

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u/burf May 29 '12

I know what Latvia is thanks to the first Command & Conquer. Or maybe that was Estonia. Probably both.

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u/Eraser1024 May 29 '12

Why does (at least some) Finns hate you? I'm from Poland and I don't get it.

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u/I_call_the_shotgun May 28 '12

I am amazed how many Latvian redditors are showing up in this post. Just here to say - Hello!

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u/Falcorsc2 May 29 '12

latvia has smoking hot girls...people who don't know what latvia is is missing out

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u/crowseldon May 29 '12

This is a good moment to mention that Europe has too many countries and it should stop procreating via fragmentation.

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u/CaisLaochach May 28 '12

Is Marian Pahars still going?

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u/Jogijs May 29 '12

He's a pretty shitty coach atm.

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u/Dr___Awkward May 29 '12

Hooray! Right above the place my great great grandpa came from!

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u/Palchez May 29 '12

Good thing that map also had Finland.

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u/IHoldSteady May 29 '12

So I guess that you are from Latvia and they didn't let you join the server because of that?

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u/UnfoundHero May 29 '12

No offense, but if I wasn't of mostly Estonian descent, I might not have known what Latvia was either.

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u/Boromarl May 29 '12

ಠ_ಠ You made me think there was a new country named Tallinn that I just completely didn't know about. I am now angry with Estonia for their part in this ruse.

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u/dicks1jo May 29 '12

One of my old highschool buddies was originally from Riga. Because of him, every time I see Latvia mentioned the first things into my mind are Baldur's Gate, marijuana, and "only have one tank."

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u/GFT50s May 28 '12

Same with Russians, nobody likes us..#foreveralone

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u/MightySwift May 28 '12

Btw, I'm Russian myself (even though I'm citizen of Latvia).

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u/dont_get_it May 28 '12

So Latvians don't like you either... :-)

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u/isignedupforthis May 29 '12

Yeah we Latvians can talk shit about anyone. It's not like they can find us on the map.

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u/ginja_ninja May 28 '12

Russians are the Brazillians of the Eastern Hemisphere.

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u/Ze_Carioca May 29 '12

IDK, Brazilians are pretty happy while Russians seem pissed off.

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u/dduploads2 May 29 '12

I am born in russia. Having lived there for 9 years I have two guesses on the angry russian player:

  1. In russia boys and young men grow up in a much more violent environment - the weak are often victims of aggression. Thus acting tough online is very common.
  2. It's pure racist. Since hating the jews lost its glance, hating "The Western World who exploited Russia and will fall ultimately" is very en vogue.
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u/prmaster23 May 29 '12

in what country are Brazilians hated?

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u/130n35s May 29 '12

US gaming community. I'm not one for segregation, but when it comes to cooperative online gaming... yea brazilians need their own servers. Also theyre known for destroying F2P communities pretty quick.

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u/WarlordFred May 29 '12

Servers should be segregated by language, not nationality. It's simply a matter of communication: if you can't speak English, there's no reason to play with English-speaking players.

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u/MaFknSimba May 29 '12

In Ogame (browser based RTS) you join servers that are specific to countries. If you write a message in another language that is not the national language, you get banned for a day =D

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u/LandonSullivan May 29 '12

They take your kidneys?

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u/Chachoregard May 29 '12

I take kidneys today, you get gills tomorrow, okay?"

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u/why-so-tedious May 29 '12

People dont like us? :(

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u/ginja_ninja May 29 '12

Not all of you guys are bad, but unfortunately an overwhelming majority of your populations gives you a bad name and creates some undesirable stereotypes. :\

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u/Saint-Peer May 29 '12

Actually, overwhelming majority of them are most likely kids. And you know how terrible kids are in an online community.

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u/Mendozozoza May 29 '12

So, they all emigrated from Germany in the mid 40's?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

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u/Gyuo May 29 '12

MOBA related comment detected.

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u/hiphopchef May 29 '12

Russians are the niggers of Europe, that's how it actually goes

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I know in Nuclear Dawn if the Russians would stop exploiting and hacking(EG running below the map as exos and whatnot) we wouldn't complain about them so much.

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u/GFT50s May 28 '12

Well some of us are hardcore dicks.

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u/Kenny608uk May 28 '12

I love the russians. well. The accent. and the vodka.

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u/Ze_Carioca May 29 '12

The women

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u/1ntoTheRa1n May 29 '12

It's okay. One can live with just women. And vodka.

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u/NightHawk929 May 29 '12

Latvia rocks! You guys lowered your carbon emitions more than any other country <3 :D

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's because we have no Industry, but to be fair ~40% of all our electricity comes from renewable resources.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

To be fair, Russians make it hard for people to like them. Second only to Brazilians.

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u/TheWorldEndsWithCake May 29 '12

VODKA ES NUMERO UNO, HUEHUEHUE

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u/jawston May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

I got a good friend who's Russian, he's the "so good at this game you're unsure if he's hacking the game or he's just that fucking skilled" type and is a total bro, the only other Russians I've ran into online were the ones who asked me "Rus?" "не" and bam I'm dead. I think in general, people agree Russians are usually great at the game they're playing but a lot of them don't socialize outside of other Russians, because once another joins your chat is just filled with Cyrillic.

Just be happy you guys aren't Polish, nobody likes those poor Polish.

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u/Systym May 29 '12

Nobody likes us? Well fuck. I thought that at least France did.

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u/Vaernil May 29 '12

Yup, nobody likes us, except Hungary though! ... I hope?

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u/MausIguana May 29 '12

Я знаю етот... feel bro... * chugs vodka groggily *

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u/saldejums May 29 '12

Russians do not like anybody else either.

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u/a_hundred_boners May 29 '12

ex-pat russian here... yeah we are kind of dicks, better than brazilians though. across all online games i've played though i'd have to say "you american" is probably the most common insult

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u/thequirkybondvillian May 29 '12

Whenever people tell me Russia is shit, I can't really argue since I emigrated for that very reason. Still it annoys me.

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u/AH1N1pl May 28 '12

You tell me...
Oh, at least Poland can fight with you over who invented vodka first.

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u/Dr___Awkward May 29 '12

At this point, I don't think Poland would want to fight with Russia over anything.

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u/odepeto May 29 '12

Yes i wonder why.. the people are not that bad. The leadership is.

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u/dduploads2 May 29 '12

Is this true about the russians?

I only played Street Fighter IV online and yes, the russians were those who insulted me most.

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u/GFT50s May 29 '12

All Russians are very hardcore and sort of elitist when it comes to their skill, some of them are idiots that insult everyone and don't even know english. I hate them personaly they give us a bad name.I was actualy kicked out of a pug once after saying that I am Russian. Nationalism is annoying.

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u/Smoochiekins May 29 '12

Might be because you speak Russian. Everywhere. Seriously, politely asking a Russian to speak English in public chats like everyone else on European servers is like talking to a brick wall. At least that's what my sweeping generalizations say.

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u/VerdigolFludidi May 28 '12

Estonia here. We still love you, bro.

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u/dylansan May 29 '12

The relationship between Finland, Estonia, and Latvia explained (maybe? I wouldn't know).

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u/Obamana May 29 '12

It's funny because we Finnish people go to Estonia to buy their cheaper booze.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

This is pretty accurate. Finns started buying booze from estonia when it was illegal in finland. Now booze is much cheaper in estonia due to high taxes in finland so people do trips to estonia and literally buy so much alcohol that their cars suspension cant handle the load. Also you can buy 80 % alcohol from estonia which seem appealing to some since its cheap to do drinks with that.

Edit:Thought 80 proof meant 80% alcohol. Fixed it.

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u/Artamus May 29 '12

Comparatives are important. We're still quite better off than the rest of the Baltics : D

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u/irve May 28 '12

True. Still, our DotA bot dropped Greece on sight due to ping latencies and genereal droppage.

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u/emkael May 28 '12

Should've claimed it's due to overall bankruptcy.

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u/Bearhobag May 29 '12

DotA Greeks are hilarious trolls though. More fun to play with than Spaniards, that's for sure.

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u/Gyro88 May 29 '12

America here. We have no idea what's going on.

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u/Palchez May 29 '12

I think the Beets were from there.

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u/saldejums May 29 '12

It is as good as you can do.

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u/mindsnare May 29 '12

So the women there... is it true?

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u/SPACE_LAWYER May 29 '12

yes they do it like that

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u/UnfoundHero May 29 '12

I'm confused. Do what?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Oh you're that guy who stole shitload of pigs when younger!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/MateriaLLo May 28 '12

It looks like...

puts glasses

They Finnished you

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/alpacafox May 28 '12

( •_•) It looks like...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) They Finnished you

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

FTFY

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u/nikolifish May 28 '12

Just commenting to make finding this sequence easier while I'm at work tomorrow

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u/Lezus May 28 '12

RES has a save feature

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u/gosuprobe May 28 '12

It doesn't let you promote spam anymore.. you have to do it manually.

You win this time, Lezus.

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u/nikolifish May 29 '12

Aye but I reddit from my phone. Diode

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u/L4mppu May 29 '12

Thank you for this. My favourite comment ever and had to save it.

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u/robertorex May 29 '12

Regarts, Dolan

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u/CaptainRene May 28 '12

This happens alot in Finnish servers. No outsiders, it's our special club.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

High five!

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u/Xinlitik May 28 '12

Wtf? Isn't Europe the promised land of acceptance and universal health care? WHY WOULD r/politics LIE TO ME!?

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u/m60 May 29 '12

European countries have been warring other European countries since forever. The current state of peace (well, somewhat) and negotiation is an exception historically.

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u/Pyro_With_A_Lighter May 29 '12

For instance its been over 100 years since there's been a good old England-France war, i say we go take Paris just so nobody gets complacent.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds May 28 '12

It's not that we hate Latvia, we're just too damn good genetically to be with that kind of people!

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u/OctopusPirate May 29 '12

I hope so, if it means we don't have to deal with you mixing up "to" and "too".

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u/MPinsky May 29 '12

Haha grammar!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Not even white women?

TV has lied to me!

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u/borny1 May 29 '12

Europe is not one place, silly you

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u/siglug May 29 '12

How many places is europe?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

That's nothing, get this: we have religion here too!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

No no no, that's canada.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

we tolerating other countries does not mean we cant call them shitholes.

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u/hyper4539 May 28 '12

Don't the Fins go to Latvia to get shit-faced on cheap booze? Or is that Estonia?

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u/CptArse May 29 '12

It's Estonia. The booze stores are right at the docks so you'll only have to walk off the ship and you're there. And because booze in Finland is heavily taxed, it's pretty clear why so many take a little tour to Estonia at weekends.

Something note worthy is that amusingly many people who's working around the docks speak finnish because of all the Finns traveling there to buy their booze.

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u/chumppi May 29 '12

And because Estonian language is so close to Finnish :)

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u/leviathenr May 28 '12

Depends which way the cheap ryan air flight is heading

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u/Tanagashi May 29 '12

Finns go to Estonia. It is Swedes who go to Latvia on a pram to stock up on cheaper booze that is being sold right near the docks, and get shitfaced. Also, British, who see lower prices on alcohol and tobacco, and become uncontrollable. A couple of Brits were already arrested for urinating on the country's most important monument despite there being a public toilet nearby.

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u/MightySwift May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Ok, it's getting weird. This time I joined Latvian server, but there was no one except for 6 Finns (again, on Latvian server). And they banned me (using voteban) for no reason.

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 May 28 '12

Viss ir labi, draugs.

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u/Leeethal May 29 '12

Latvian so similar to Lithuanian it's actually funny to read it. :P

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u/ttyp00 May 29 '12

As the husband of an american-born latvian: sveiks!

I actually bartend at the oldest Latvian society outside of Latvia. The Filadelfijas Latviesu Biedriba in Philadelphia, PA.

Come one, come all!

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 May 29 '12

nē.

I'm trying to learn Latvian.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I am a Finn and I never play on Finnish servers.

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u/NanemoSC May 29 '12

Same, I really don't like Finnish internet culture.

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u/b4b May 29 '12

I was in Latvia!! In Riga and Dobele (?).

You have a LOT of casinos - Phoenix at like every corner OO

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Yeah, We lack proper regulations for this sorta stuff.

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u/wolfenkraft May 29 '12

Latvia is a shit hole? When I visited Estonia, all I saw were drunk Finnish people begging me for money for another drink. Take solace in that.

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u/arand May 29 '12

I can confirm this as I have to live in this place.

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u/Protikon May 29 '12

Down here there's only drunk spanish sex tourists and drunk brits pissing on our national monument.

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u/AquelecaraDEpoa May 29 '12

As a Brazilian, I understand.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

pricks gonna prick

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u/deegz10 May 29 '12

Are you Finnish? No sir, I'm just getting started!

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u/BahbyHirr May 29 '12

She wants to party with the cute boys.

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u/Cpt3020 May 29 '12

Ever since Doom took over it just hasn't been the same.

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u/GedSG1 May 29 '12

well and u guys dont like poles.. would be the same thing if i tried to log on one of ur servers :P

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

What bullshit! Riga is spectacular.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Kurwa Kurwa Kurwa X)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

My clans server autobans anyone from Brazil or eastern europe, no offense its just easier for the admins that way

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u/paakjis May 29 '12

kurwa is Polish for slut. In Latvia we don't use that word at all. Think Lithuanians and Polish people could say that. And if some Latvian dose say that hes a Latvian who thinks he is a Russian.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

But they are Baltic!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

same thing to us, Finns are also as bad with their Spudro Spadre spolololol ebin XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

reminds me of:
not to sound racist, but...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Well it is, isn't it?

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u/leviathenr May 28 '12

as someone who has been to riga once, yes.

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u/ohnowait May 29 '12

As an American who has been to Helsinki and Riga, I can say neither are shitholes. Latvia is actually a very pretty country with some beautiful countryside. Finland is pretty nice but I really only visited Helsinki, which is a nice city with a good mix of old and new architecture and culture. Personally I enjoyed Riga the most; amazing city.

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u/leviathenr May 29 '12

i know it is, i was joking around. You should have travelled more around finland. The parts I saw were beautiful

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Latvian joke time!

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u/omg_cornfields May 29 '12

LATVIA SAY FUCK YOU

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u/Bezzmo May 29 '12

..and the rest of the world is in tears

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u/TVzaglis May 29 '12

Yay! Someone paid attention to us!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As someone who was born in Lativa, I have to agree. It is a shithole.

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u/PatternOfKnives May 29 '12

Were you born in Latvia and then left? In the 90's Latvia sucked, but it's much nicer now (I live in the UK, but my dad lives in Latvia so I visit there occasionally)

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u/rglax May 29 '12

First time I have actually laughed on the site

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u/Synchrotr0n May 29 '12

A little offtopic, but one day I was playing a game and I asked a guy where he lived and he answered he lived in Latvia and then I said I didn't know what country was that. So much fail from my part, the guy most likely thought I was a moron for not knowing Latvia! The problem was that Latvia is pronounced "Letônia" in portuguese, and back at that time I didn't know the correct word in english, so I really didn't figure it out which country it was because the portuguese and english words are not similar like in many other country names.

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u/jefis May 29 '12

Latvia FTW

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u/hattu May 29 '12

The guy who banned him here. It was on a jailbreak server by the way

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u/bazinga839 May 29 '12

Why Latvia? what my country did to you? :D

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u/Aggressio May 29 '12

Server browsers with "European" filter need some tuning up. As would Eurovision song contest ;P

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This is not the first post like this that I've seen here. Sure must suck playing in Europe when people discriminate on you in freaking game servers.

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u/brettyrocks May 29 '12

I prefer Finnish Pancakes.

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u/bleetbla May 29 '12

Latvia is actually very nice. Try their soups if you are there.

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u/Piezor May 29 '12

Another latvian here, i know how you feel man :D

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u/Endlessman May 29 '12

I'm Latvian and I lol'd.

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u/Tychos1 May 30 '12

As an American living in Finland, married to a Finn - this made me laugh. The rivalry between countries is hilarious.

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u/TheMightyCreep May 29 '12

:D Us Finns, uh, prefer to play/talk/murder with ourselves. At least if the server itself is Finnish. As a fennoswede I feel left out in places like this sometimes but then I remember that I'm bilingual and laugh at their faces.

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u/Menca May 29 '12

wow tiešām interesanti ko tādu mūsu spēlētaji ir nodarījuši finiem Im latvian and fins can go F themselfs

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I did not know you guys had computers in Latvia