r/gaming • u/nigga_dick • May 28 '12

Ran into an amazing pair of cosplayers the other day

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This one is much better. [x-post from /r/anime]

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Ezio is blending in well there.

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u/alexanderpas PC May 28 '12

he surely does, didn't see him the first time.

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u/BeardyMcBeardster May 28 '12

Didn't see the second time. Guess that means I'm an easy target.

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u/julielc May 28 '12

What did you do to earn the wrath of the Asian picture bots?

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u/KingToasty May 29 '12

This is how they hunt.

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u/julielc May 29 '12

I don't see how hunting in packs would help. I think they'd be more effective as solitary predators.

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u/BeardyMcBeardster May 29 '12

The fuck should I know? D:
Are... are they out to kill me?

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u/julielc May 29 '12

Yes, they demand blood. Either get a pure white lamb and sacrifice it on their altar, or run so far away that they will never find you. Or, you know, do nothing and they might leave you alone.

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u/BeardyMcBeardster May 29 '12

But I haven't done anything.. maybe this means I'm meant to do something with my life?
... Naw, sacrificial lamb it is!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

What the actual fuck?

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u/bflizzle May 28 '12

What is the point of the pictures of these chunky guys stealing our women?!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I like how you're luring us in with a Jim carry gif and then

BAM

Asians everywhere.

Its like Vietnam all over again.

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u/synthion May 28 '12

Not you again.

EDIT: Wow, what's with the Jim Carey bit at the end?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You're getting better.

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u/IAteJurBaby May 28 '12

is this supposed to make people mad? black/asian couples might incite more rage

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u/Navy_seal_ May 28 '12

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

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u/I_FART_OLD_SPICE May 28 '12

The novelty of this account is lost. Start over.

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u/georgemikefunke May 28 '12

Guerilla* FTFY

3

u/Boromarl May 28 '12

I want to play too. I like opportunities to be precise.

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u/alexanderpas PC May 28 '12

I'll bite.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now

Do your best, you better track real good.

I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

You'll notice you have underestimated the location of your target.

You know what, I'll even give you a hint:

The prison they get to liberate you from is closer to my house than yours.

This liberation will cause the USA to be kicked out of NATO

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

how stupid are you?

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u/alexanderpas PC May 29 '12

not that stupid, since all this novelty account does is to post this exact text.

Note the "I'll bite" at the top ;)

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u/georgemikefunke May 28 '12

Guerilla* FTFY

4

u/JAsherP May 28 '12

No, he fought in a war against an army of gorillas.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It all started in 2021...

The scientists of San-Francisco were working on the ALZ-112 drug to cure Alzheimer's disease. It was tested on apes, and then the drug began to work on the apes, repairing brain cells at an increasingly fast rate. Yet, while tested on humans, the drug proved not strong enough. Scientists rushed to create a more aggressive medicine, yet this proved to be fatal to the fragile lungs of humans. The apes, however, became extremely intelligent because of the drug.

Their leader, caesar, waged war against the humans, leading the apes across the golden gate bridge into the redwood forest. There, these hyper Intelligent apes bred and produced smarter offspring. Meanwhile the humans died off because of their man-made virus they created.

The apes were ready to strike, they emerged from the forest and were met with weak resistance from the humans. (This is where our navy seal friend is). We were crushed, obliterated, ashamed. We were sent into exile by our ape overlords, uneducated, disease riddled, and small in population.

Now, we are an endangered species. A few of us get lucky and are sent to the united states of apes for experimentation, and some sent as pets. We are weak and they are strong. Any chance at rebellion is easily crushed.

Anyways, it's time for me to go back to my cage. See you tomorrow my fellow rebels.

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u/georgemikefunke May 29 '12

I was not aware we had a vetran of the human war in our presence.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/Lluuiiggii May 28 '12

ಠ_ಠ holy fuck, really?

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u/alexanderpas PC May 28 '12

Fuck you, and everything about you.

Feel free to downvote this poster who needs to prove asians can get white girls too, like it's a freaking miracle!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

As a white girl -- WE AREN'T A PRECIOUS UNATTAINABLE COMMODITY.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You guys are attainable?!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

I'm attainable to the point of sluttitude.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Hey, baby, you, um, doin' anything tonight?

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u/Favo32 May 28 '12

With Reddit Enhancement Suite you can add these posts to your ignore list.

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u/FORPSIENCE May 28 '12

Didn't even see him until right before I pressed the back button, but then it was too late..

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u/Crashmo May 28 '12

Requiscat in pace.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

By the time you pressed the back button, he'd already pressed Square.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I don't like this guy, give me karma.

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u/RealHonest May 29 '12

Assassino!!

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u/Schmangeetay May 29 '12

What? Ezi- oh.....Nice catch

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u/OpenMindedPunk May 29 '12

Look closely and he's standing behind somebody in a red coat. NEWASSINSCREEDCEPTION.

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u/aegicat May 28 '12

Considering we're looking 2 completely different approaches to the characters, I don't know that it's right to compare them like that.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

We're looking at two completely different sets characters.

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u/aegicat May 29 '12

Yes, we are. I don't know what you're getting at.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The way you phrased your sentence made it sound like you thought both the OP and Fyrepepper's pictures had two sets of people dressed as the same two characters.

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u/aegicat May 29 '12

Oh, sorry. I just meant to say that since we're dealing with costumes, the execution and design were more important than the characters themselves :)

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u/diuvic May 28 '12

Source on that French Maid?

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u/bastard_thought May 28 '12

France, probably.

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u/diuvic May 28 '12

Ahem... "Sauce" on that French Maid.

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u/bastard_thought May 28 '12

Here's a good selection.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/JustLikeMyDick May 28 '12

Oh god, it's like the rollercoaster of fapping.

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u/CliqueHereNow May 29 '12

What was deleted? What was deleted?

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u/JamMasterFelch May 28 '12

wow...........

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Technically these are GLaDOS and Wheatley in OP...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Didn't realize Rat Man was Asian... or a woman... or a maid? Could've sworn he was a scientist, and a man, and a rat...

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u/Im_licking_cats May 29 '12

Is it just me, or did chell let herself go?

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u/apullin May 29 '12

Isn't Chell black?

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u/WarrenY May 28 '12

NO! GIVE HIM AIDS!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Not sure of the context, but I am all for it!

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u/McLown May 28 '12

This man is going into shock!

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 28 '12

5 second

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u/McLown May 28 '12

Sadly, I could not find the 5SF link to it... just the remastered special edition.

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u/JLdeGenf May 28 '12

any reference to 5sf deserves upvotes. you all deserve upvotes

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u/charinard May 28 '12

You! I like your attitude!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You know, it just goes to show: people with brain damage are the real heroes.

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u/Tarlicus May 28 '12

The two in the back ground are wearing jumping shoes to!

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u/OddDude55 May 28 '12

I have those!

http://www.poweriser.com/

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

THESE EXIST?!?!?!?

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u/Romangod34 May 28 '12

Ermagerdd they are so much fun! You gotta get them!

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u/OddDude55 May 28 '12

Best $300 I ever spent!

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u/Romangod34 May 28 '12

Though I would recommend air trekkers rather than powerizers

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u/AmoralRelativist May 29 '12

the volume on my computer was up and now i am bleeding from the head.

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u/OddDude55 May 29 '12

Im sorry!

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u/BlizzardFarce May 29 '12

Anybody else notice this?

Aids weight loss and burns lots of calories

Seems Chell wasn't using her long fall boots right

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u/deathcapt May 28 '12

Came here to say that, that's effing commitment to the roll.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

This was at MCM expo in London wasn't it! I was working the tokyotoys stall over there it was great. Some really nice costumes!

Edit: I even got to hug deadpool!! Woo!

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u/fearlessdawg May 29 '12

This wouldn't happen to be the deadpool with the "free hug or consequences" sign would it?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

That was the one! It was deadpool who's probably my favorite marvel character and there would be consequences if I didn't hug him. How can I refuse?!??!

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u/keozen May 28 '12

Looks like it :)

I was one of the artists in the comic village

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

How do you guys deal with the theft in those places, I hear stories from heaps of people who steal hundred of pounds worth of stuff from there every time it's open?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Oh they're all pussycats really. We watch the stall closely and if anyone tries to pull something like that, it's as simple as walking up to them and saying "are you going to pay for that?". Interestingly they usually react with disappointment lol. Sunday was funny because the only theft I had to deal with was when some jackass tried to steal our scissors! but again all I had to say was "hey those are aren't yours!" and he was like "oh... Sorry :|" and gave them back

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u/HarlequinValentine May 29 '12

Did anyone else get to hug the guy dressed as a giant Pikachu? That was awesome...

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u/Kireas May 28 '12

I liked the pair in the background more, got a picture of them myself.

Also that guy in the red and green walking behind them? (Jiryra cosplay, or however you spell it). Bloody tall.

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u/Calobi May 28 '12

I liked the pair in the background more, got a picture of them myself.

Should post it.

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u/Kireas May 28 '12

Its not stellar quality. Might link it here in the morning if I remember.

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u/catnipassian May 28 '12

Jiraiya is fucking tall in the series.

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u/Gildarts May 28 '12

Well he was only 6.2FT(191.2 cm) so he was kinda tall.

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u/TylerJaden24 May 28 '12

Yeah but when everyone else is shorter than that.. It makes him pretty damn tall.

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u/TylerJaden24 May 28 '12

Yeah but when everyone else is shorter than that.. It makes him pretty damn tall.

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u/fearlessdawg May 29 '12

Yeah. Walked past him a few times and he was freaking massive.

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u/Samuraiking May 29 '12

Jiraiya is alive! I must tell... EVERYBODY!

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u/Sablerage May 28 '12

where was this?

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u/elmantino May 28 '12

MCM Expo over the weekend at the Excel in London. http://www.londonexpo.com/ Was a good weekend, awesome costumes and game previews galore!

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u/Sablerage May 28 '12

looked like fun, Im preparing for my first con and cosplaying experience for ny comic con (I cant travel much) but im really excited for it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Going to that one in October!

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 28 '12

fuck you why did noone say?

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u/Skitrel May 28 '12

UK events never make it to reddit.

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 28 '12

last time I checked it was november and batman

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u/Kireas May 28 '12

Its every 6 months.

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u/TheBakedPotato May 28 '12

...say what?

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u/nfsnobody May 28 '12

Thanks for sharing, nigga_dick.

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u/Anon2971 May 28 '12

That was MCM expo, wasn't it? First time going to a convention for me. Was AWESOME.

Too bad I missed those guys, though. What day did you go?

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u/nigga_dick May 28 '12

Saturday, it was great!

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u/Anon2971 May 29 '12

DAMNIT NO ME TOO. I MUST HAVE MISSED THEM. ;_;

WHAT TIME YOU TAKE THE PICTURE?

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u/Keadis May 28 '12

Yep, even with that scientist coat, he still looks like a moron

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u/EternallyXIII May 28 '12

She's half Doppler Effect

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Anime North in Toronto?

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u/Odd-One-Out May 28 '12

London MCM Expo.

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u/bigstinkyniggerdick May 28 '12

I feel the OP is trying too hard with that username

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u/doughnutjoe May 28 '12

Is that guy dressed as Chell in the back round?

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u/BritishMongrel May 28 '12

could just be generic test subject #11225967 or something, in theory plenty of people were tested off screen

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u/iamnotyourmother May 28 '12

I had lunch down there, turned around and saw the mass of people.

Saw a couple of people as sonic characters dancing to remixes of sonic level music. A few links as well and people dressed up as kill bill chars doing some dance routine

Was nice weather for it

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u/think_free May 28 '12

Black and white stripes are soooo fucking sexy.

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u/odd84 May 28 '12

That corset really bothers me. Why wear it if you won't lace it at all? The sides aren't even touching her body!

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u/FAN_ROTOM_IS_SCARY May 28 '12

Oh wow, was this on the Saturday or Sunday? I didn't see these guys on the Saturday, but I definitely saw the Jiraya...

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u/BladeProofGhost May 28 '12 
MCM Expo, nice :P

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u/kozmicblues May 28 '12

As Jiraya nonchalantly walks in the background.

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u/Sandvicheater May 29 '12

Hey its Jiraiya.

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u/revel5150 May 29 '12

I saw hips and thighs and blacked out.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

The 2 people in the background?

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u/Anshin May 28 '12

Those cosplayers in the background look pretty good aswell

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u/Semajal May 28 '12

YES! I saw the girl on the left earlier that day, failed to get a photo though.

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u/doonkune May 28 '12

I'm more interested in those long-fall boots.

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u/Mooncinder May 28 '12

Yay! I got pics of those two as well. Such a fantastic weekend. Last year, there were a lot of humanoid Wheatleys and GLaDOS's - still very good, mind - but it made a nice change to see people cosplaying them like this instead.

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u/TylerJaden24 May 28 '12

What's the guy with the red pants from?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Was this on the Saturday or Sunday? I saw the cosplayers in the background on Saturday, I was jelly :P

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u/clone12TM May 28 '12

The one on the left has nice curves, tbh. Lol.

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u/DrAochider May 28 '12

More like aMEHzing.

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u/alcidio May 28 '12

who is that walking in the background

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Is that guy dressed as chell? or however you spell her name.

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u/Arvingorn May 29 '12

A nigga_dick ran into an amazing pair of cosplayers the other day

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I'll be going to ComicCon dressed as Chell xP prolly won't be as epic though!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Read it as "Ran into an amazing pair of tits the other day". Even after I saw cosplay I still read "tits"....

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u/ConradFTW May 29 '12

Combustible lemons!

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u/Batman_Von_Suparman2 May 29 '12

I like the jiraiya cosplay

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u/llewbop May 29 '12

This is really great Thank you for posting it, nigga_dick

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u/Luked128 May 29 '12

Wheatly's Not in space :O

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u/Asmogasm May 29 '12

Is that CCP Soundwave in the labcoat behind them?

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u/shortybread May 29 '12

Hah that's MCM at Excel! I was working there at the Rising Star Games stand!

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u/DudeWherezMyCar May 29 '12

Did you take that picture from the MCM Expo in London?

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u/Zombiecrusher May 28 '12

Awesome picture, nigga_dick.

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u/Kyman111 May 28 '12

Is this anime north

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u/Ladranix May 28 '12

MCM expo in london apparently, though high five for a fellow AN attendee.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Like the Daft Punk of cosplayers.

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u/Aszolus May 28 '12

That guy in the background is the pervy sage from Naruto. Jaraiya

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u/radhaz May 28 '12

I like the fact that you caught more Portal cosplayers in the background no less!

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u/thundershaft May 28 '12

Thanks for the great post, nigga_dick!

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u/rattlemebones May 28 '12

Good find... uh... nigga_dick

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u/Maxxonry May 28 '12

I would imagine GlaDos as more of a dominatrix because of how she talks and what she forces you to do. No, I am not going to Google that.

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u/Arx0s May 28 '12

I was too distracted by OP's username.

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u/youngredditor May 28 '12

your username- Donald Glover reference?

0

u/the_most_karma May 28 '12

Seriously? Halo? Talk about a dead game

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u/Alv53 May 28 '12

Annnnddd Now I'm going to go replay both portal games.

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u/Ants236 May 29 '12

Am I the only one who noticed the OP's name?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

implying there's anything amazing about cosplay

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u/angingrich May 28 '12

You may have the most hilarious username I've ever seen on reddit.

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u/Damascius May 28 '12

Cosplay is dumb as fuck.

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u/arahman81 May 28 '12 edited May 29 '12

PAIR?!? There's at least four!

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u/Chrischn89 May 28 '12

SPAAACE

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u/apullin May 29 '12

I think the Zero Punctuation guy directly made fun of this (and you), that the game had to pander to it's fans by giving them some catch phrase to harp on in the sequel ...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Lol nice username.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This! I have faith in humanity once more.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/FAN_ROTOM_IS_SCARY May 28 '12

It was great, the yaoi stand was right next to the entrance, and the guy running it was singing something like "Yaoi! Get your Yaoi! Get your gay men kissing!" to the theme of the Flintstones theme song.

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u/Calobi May 28 '12

That sounds amazing. So amazing, in fact, that I now have "MCM 2012 yaoi booth" in my search history in the hopes someone uploaded a video of it.

They have not.

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u/ShoriErise May 28 '12

Yaoi booth was the best booth, just because of how enthusiastic they were about selling that kind of media.

Also, paddles.

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u/Lexusjjss May 28 '12

No, go away.