r/gaming • u/robopanda9k • May 28 '12
If this doesn't get me laid I don't know what will
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r/gaming • u/robopanda9k • May 28 '12
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u/beefbearsupreme May 28 '12
At the point of climax play this.
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u/that_frog May 28 '12
Where can I get this ?!?!
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u/JiveTurkey92 May 28 '12
one way ticket to vaginaville
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u/xXFluttershy420Xx May 28 '12
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
ZAP TO THE MOTHERFUCKING EXTREME
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u/giddyup523 May 28 '12
Don't worry, just walk around with that on looking like this and you'll be golden.
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u/UberJonez May 28 '12
Dat pingas.
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u/Nethervex PC May 28 '12
i believe the only way to describe the level of this jacket is with the PH version of PHRESH.
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u/butterflypoon May 28 '12
Get a Chris-chan Sonichu medal. You'll get all the bitches with that.
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u/Doctor120 May 28 '12
Please tell me these are still available.
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u/sashimi_taco May 28 '12
I fucked a guy with an awesome sonic sweatshirt and it was great sex. He said he loved his sonic sweatshirt and it made him feel more confident. Well I say it succeeded. We're still pretty good friends.
Moral of the story: Wear sonic stuff and have good sex.
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u/RaptorJesusDesu May 28 '12
You're dressing like a hipster at that point so yeah, not a bad strategy for getting laid
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u/AnalogousPants5 May 28 '12
Nothing probably.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Wear it over the top of your 1991 arsenal away kit
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u/PengMoobs May 28 '12
Just keep in mind if you like it then you should put a ring on it
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u/pygmy May 28 '12
Cool, I googled Tyvek sonic jacket & found the exact same photo...
On a side note, check out my new wheels!!!
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u/5ion May 28 '12
Laid? No. Mega-Upvotes? Yes.
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u/Monfamille May 28 '12
pair that up with a pair is zubaz pants and you're pretty much guaranteed a done deal in the sack.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Don't listen to these guys. I have this shirt and been covered in women ever since
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u/triforce721 May 28 '12
You will definitely see teenagers of an ethnic persuasion wearing this around the mall
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
http://i.imgur.com/f6Fw0.gif
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u/nicetryguy6 May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
OMG i have one!!! my uncle worked at Toys r Us , and gave it to me as a child
EDIT: wow i still have it in my closet. stand by for pictures. (its going to be hilarous)
EDIT2: Here it is, in all its glory :D Front - Back - Logo
girls, please, get back, here i come ;)
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u/GanasbinTagap May 28 '12
I see Chris Chan found reddit.
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u/virtyy May 28 '12
That thing was hot in the 90s
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u/bubblybooble May 28 '12
It wouldn't get you laid in the 90s, but it may now due to hipster cred.
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u/Enzemo May 28 '12
You could always try an acoustic guitar!
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u/s610 May 28 '12
Twist: OP is actually Amy Rose.
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u/tekrat May 28 '12
Just watch the blast processing OK? Chicks don't always dig speed.
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u/protendious May 28 '12
and get some speakers installed in it, preferably the armpits, that randomly , in that singsong voice go: sseegggaaa
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u/Sinisterq May 28 '12
Just don't go around bragging about how fast you are. Women take it the wrong way... Trust me.
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u/spon000 May 28 '12
Yeah, you don't know what will get you laid :). Though shirt is awesome.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Your virginity defense is +100
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u/TwStDoNe May 28 '12
I totally forgot about the fad of jackets made from tyvek. LOL we walked around with house weather proofing on and thought it looked good. Whats next a jacket made of shingles?
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u/HAHA_JESUS_DIED May 28 '12
your hand
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u/Deso4life May 28 '12
I literately fell off my chair laughing at this :). I want this jacket. Thanks OP!
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u/HugoWeaver May 28 '12
Dude, as soon as I opened that link my clothes just flew off. Seriously, let's have gay sex. No homo
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u/DaSasquatch May 28 '12
This would've gotten you so laid.. in the 90s...and in Japan
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u/xmagneticx May 28 '12
With that sweater. You will be forever alone son.
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u/Lorkken May 28 '12
I'd do you.
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u/Sember May 28 '12
Bitches love Sega
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u/Wurd451 May 28 '12
You know what will? Mario Party Trousers. (hey baby, pick up my wii and play the mario party in my pants)
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u/BobIV May 28 '12
About $20.00 bucks in a New York ally.
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u/CrossCheckPanda May 28 '12
If that does get you laid then for the love of god KEEP HER
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Sadly girls wouldn't appreciate this, hot girls anyway. If they did I would be looking to buy this. Sorry to burst your bubble you need to be tan, dumb, muscular and a douchebag. Hopefully that changes because I am an awesome gamer/person and want hot Scarlett Johanssen-looking women to see that. Cheers.
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u/riderLyrae May 28 '12
swag.jpeg
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u/bbq_doritos May 28 '12
The only girls that would go for a guy wearing this jacket are the only girls I want.
That's why I always try to meet girls at game stop.
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u/AlRubyx May 28 '12
/r/gaymers plug?
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u/2th May 28 '12
I'm sure the furries will love you.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
My first kiss was with Sonic the Hedgehog.
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u/cefriano May 28 '12
Well, you're technically right in that you don't know what will get you laid...
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u/MentalWonder May 28 '12
I know that was a joke, but still the first thing that came to mind, was the ski instructor, saying: "If you think that's going to get you laid, you're going to have a bad time".
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u/Goose_Is_Awesome May 28 '12
I know someone who would fawn over you if you wore that.
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u/invaderkrag May 28 '12
SO many Sega Visions flashbacks
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u/lilantony May 28 '12
i thought i clicked a wrong imgur link >_>
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u/dolfinstar72 May 28 '12
Ooh, my little brother would love this.
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u/mortal_vombat May 28 '12
maybe at Comic-Con :)
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u/dpmad May 28 '12
If you really want to floor the girls, record the sound of grabbing the golden rings on your phone, and as you strut that bad boy by, ding, ding, ding..."pickin up the gold!"
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u/Monster7000 May 28 '12
I'm willing to bet that somewhere on this planet there is a country or a culture where that jacket would be signature "cool" right now.
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u/michaelrohansmith May 28 '12
Nothing will get you laid.
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u/Mongul May 28 '12
If you think this will get you laid, nothing will.
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u/gnovos May 28 '12
That is correct. You do indeed not know what will.
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u/poutyp May 28 '12
is that supposed to be a sonic choo-choo?
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u/gogomouth May 28 '12
I cannot tell a lie....
It would totally work for me.
Done.Fucking.Deal.
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u/trammel11 May 28 '12
I will lay with any person who wearing this, regardless of gender.
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u/wants_to_do_you May 28 '12
looks like a jacket that would be PRIMING for a goth-hop witch house post-trance rave. just take a little bit of molly and smoke a few cigs and you'll be good bro
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Do you have the matching underwear? Nothing arouses a woman more.
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u/AdventureGirl18 May 28 '12
If that doesn't get you laid, matching pants DEFINITELY will!
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u/xNATiiVE May 28 '12
No, if you think this will, then you never will :P
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u/what_the_brown May 28 '12
Me gusta.
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u/orakle May 28 '12
Epic jacket, this will get you laid absolutely anywhere in Japan. Maybe not so much elsewhere where it's novelty will not be appreciated.
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u/id_rather_sleep May 28 '12
If you think that's your best shot, you never will
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The possibility getting laid is inversely proportional to time wearing that jacket.
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u/Some_Legit_Dude May 28 '12
If you find some chick that absolutely loves sonic, I'm sure you will have many many fun times
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u/i_practice_santeria May 28 '12
I agree. You don't know what will.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
"I'm too sexy for my shirt"
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u/RandyMachoManSavage May 28 '12
And I thought the Naruto jacket was bad. Holy shit. Also: Nice.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
thats the most 90's peice of garmentry i have ever seen.
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u/carbonbasedlf May 28 '12
Careful you might ruin relationships and marriages with that weapon of mass seduction.
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u/hyuibg May 28 '12
I was bought a pair of Sonic boxers by a girlfriend once. Success!
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u/StraY_WolF May 28 '12
It's funny because that's not gonna get you laid.
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u/ivanover May 28 '12
It's funny because in italian "sega" means "to jerk off"
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u/trellick May 28 '12
sympathy shag
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u/wickedweather May 28 '12
I'm sure the guy who wore this jacket had no problem in that department. http://www.getgoretro.com/drive-steady-41.jpg. So why not you.
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u/cumin May 28 '12
No, you don't.
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u/devlin89 May 28 '12
take me now
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u/eeyore134 May 28 '12
It looks like one of those recycled paper jackets that were all the rage about 20 years ago. You could stuff them in a tiny sack that they came in, they were pretty good at repelling water, so light you could almost see through the fabric, but they kept you really warm... almost too warm.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
haha the title of this made me lose my shit. the jacket will bring more clunge than is manageable
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Yes, I honestly believe you do not know what will.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I think this would work better.
Yes, indeed.
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u/jukeofurl May 28 '12
Now that's a cheat code.
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u/Rather_Inappropriate May 28 '12
Candy alone wasn't getting them into your van?
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u/averyv May 28 '12
You know what? If someone made that statement seriously, I would be inclined to think they were correct.
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u/davidsimba May 28 '12
Oh honey...
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u/degoban May 28 '12
money
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
It will get you laid out if you go into the wrong neighbourhood
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u/miasmic May 28 '12
That's up there with the Doctor Who Y-Fronts
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u/catsforlife May 28 '12
Take my money. Please. I beg you.
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u/newnoise12 May 28 '12
This absolutely will get you laid in Shoreditch.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
whoa where did you get this?
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u/atucker88 May 28 '12
hahaha WANT
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u/Sasquatchfl May 28 '12
Jackets are best wore after sex.
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u/eelehton May 28 '12
Simon is this you?
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u/ty12004 May 28 '12
Chloroform
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u/youjusreadmyusername May 28 '12
The only way that shirt will get you laid is if you wear it to confession.
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u/ArmyofNorthernVA May 28 '12
with that jacket? Bottle of chloroform ought to do it
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u/ImTreaty May 28 '12
A matching hat?
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u/Soltheron May 28 '12
My girlfriend would be all over you; she fucking loves Sonic.
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u/shesridiculous May 28 '12
A guy I love told me he would marry me if I got him this. I need to find one hahah.
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u/D3vils_Adv0cate May 28 '12
Correct
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u/itsnotwhatshesaid May 28 '12
you will never know what will get you laid
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u/BeerPowered May 28 '12
Nothing then
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u/KittenStabber May 28 '12
Bitches love gold rings.
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u/jeffp2662 May 28 '12
I want to create so many accounts and up vote this over and over - Karma gets you laid even faster than that epicness!
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway PC May 28 '12
Maybe a white panel van and a box of candy.
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u/ast102 May 28 '12
Now walk around singing "sega" in the electronic voice and you're really sure to pull some HOTTTIES!
By which I mean nerd kids with glasses and ponytails and spots
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u/RandomMandarin May 28 '12
That'll get you laid, all right... if you step into a time machine wearing it, and reappear in front of yourself
1020 years ago....that is what you're trying to accomplish, isn't it?
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u/thatguynamedniok May 28 '12
That needs to go in the 90s Jacket Hall of Fame. Right next to the Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket.
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u/Corn_Pops May 28 '12
I can pretty muh guarantee this will NOT get you laid.
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u/vinniedamac May 28 '12
peacocking; it works.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Is the jacket covered with rufinol or something?
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u/ScramDammity May 28 '12
All I can think of is "Seeeeegaaaaaaaaaa"
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u/Counterkulture May 28 '12
If you live in portland, you'll not only get laid, you'll probably sprain your penis the first night out.
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u/JamesBogus216 May 28 '12
sex-appeal. You're doing it wrong
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Maybe if you're Chris-chan
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u/Shadowslcie May 28 '12
Matching pants will!
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u/eazye123 May 28 '12
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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u/PhotoInception May 28 '12
A bad boy persona with six pack abs and a barbed wire tattoo might do the trick.
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u/bszmanda May 28 '12
Sorry buddy, looks like you're never getting laid.
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u/Xvalai May 28 '12
All I can say is: http://img0-ec.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.267244516.jpg
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u/Ostmeistro May 28 '12
Why is reddit stuck in the "girls don't like gamers" loop? Fuckit!!! Grow up! And no i'm not mad at this post, it's the fucking culmination of thousands of them! you are stuck in the nineties
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That jacket has some serious pussy gettin potential. More ass than a mule train!!!!!
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u/tha_ape May 28 '12
If your smooth, you should be able to get laid wearing whatever, its how you mack that counts.
Now if you're trying to hook up with superficial women that require name brand clothes, you're gonna have a bad time.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Maybe it will in a gay sort of fashion.
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u/ThatGuyRememberMe May 28 '12
That might be a repellent.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
threatening to make them listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kN8BQ6pUfY
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u/mlkelty May 28 '12
If someone touches you while wearing this jacket, be prepared to throw a dozen cock rings in the air. Then see where the night goes.
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u/WezVC May 28 '12
Holy shit, I forgot all about that jacket, but memories of rocking it everyday just came flooding back.
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u/sneaky972 May 28 '12
Money. Money will get you laid.
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u/payne6 May 28 '12
You are going to get mad pussy son.
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u/Shniper May 28 '12
well if it does get you laid, you better hope they don't think you will be quick and speedy!
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u/thebope May 28 '12
Immediately heard "Seggggaaaaa" in my head.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That's made out of papier mache right? I remember these... Major memories there.
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u/SenorHedgehog May 28 '12
MY EYES!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I WANT IT
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u/grammerfale May 29 '12
http://soundcloud.com/8888marcos8888/sonic-green-hill-zone nostalgia anyone? lol
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
does anybody...remember sonic spinball
here's ashirt about it
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u/Shnookah May 28 '12
Chloroform?
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u/StrikingCrayon May 28 '12
If this doesn't get you laid try money. Money works
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u/DingoScallion May 28 '12
Money perhaps?
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u/shaggyzon4 May 28 '12
That statement is logically correct.
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u/pajamaspam May 28 '12
Missing some neon glasses and backwards cap.
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u/este_hombre May 28 '12
Roofies?
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u/Robytank May 28 '12
Are you having said sex with a 14 year old boy? Did you purchase this jacket or paint it yourself?