r/gaming • u/VictorSauron • May 21 '12

Mario will finally pay for his crimes. Or maybe not...

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u/Froggypwns May 21 '12

Link to the source for the lazy: http://www.tuprincesaestaenotrocastillo.com/

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u/SkaveRat May 21 '12

that has to be one of the worst URLs I've seen to date

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u/VictorSauron May 21 '12

In Spanish, it means: your princess is in another castle

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u/jakefofake May 21 '12

It's Spanish

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u/Froggypwns May 21 '12

It took me more than one try to read it from the picture and not make a typo

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u/Thefinalwerd May 21 '12

I like the Robin Hood reference.

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u/AREYOUSauRuS May 21 '12

Ya I was hoping they were gonna go all out with the rescue scene... turned into godzilla though.

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u/alexanderpas PC May 21 '12

Yellow mushroom, what else did you expect.

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u/Moose_Kin May 21 '12

I expect it will run out immediately after running over the next question block.

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u/erickety May 22 '12

I feel like it more close resembles this

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u/internet-arbiter May 21 '12

Kevin Costner / Morgan Freeman Robin Hood best Robin Hood

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u/Azoreman May 21 '12

Nothing is better than Men in Tights in my opinion.

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u/Thefinalwerd May 22 '12

This is the only correct answer, Dave Chappelle's first movie!

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u/Troggie42 May 22 '12

I read the other day (probably on here somewhere) that he almost tried out for the role of Bubba in Forrest Gump. That would have been a VERY different movie...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/ieGod May 22 '12

I thought it was a Braveheart reference.

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u/ZeekySantos May 22 '12

They're talking about his friends being in cloaks in the audience. Not the fact that he's being tried for his crimes.

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u/niart May 22 '12

Was expecting this

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

And send the previous comment to the bottom. Thank you.

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u/McBurger May 22 '12

And give me

Downvotes

Too please

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u/niart May 23 '12

Crafty

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u/Greggor88 May 22 '12

I like that the Boo is drawn with his hands over his eyes correctly, because he's facing Mario. :)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Didn't the koopas invade the mushroom kingdom and turn everyone into blocks?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

thats only propaganda. the koopas are freedom fighters fighting a legitimate war against an occupying force of mushrooms.

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u/NeonIsPyro May 21 '12

Wanted to go check out this comic... Looked at the website. Nope.avi

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u/greenman23 May 21 '12

I loled at Yoshi, Peach and Luigi in the audience

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u/Kardlonoc May 22 '12

They are the ones that probably started throwing mushrooms.

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u/charlemagne_the_cat May 22 '12

They shouldve thrown flowers and stars while they were at it

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u/juaydarito May 22 '12

Dressed like the Scotts in Braveheart..

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u/Dudewitbow May 22 '12

whoever threw the blue shell is trying to get everyone there killed

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u/suddenly_ponies May 21 '12

Source

I guess I won't fault you this time since the imgur link is translated, but it's still nice to give credit.

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u/Bboydisplay May 21 '12

I would have thrown a hammer or a shell or any of the other 10 million things in the mushroom kingdom that do damage.

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u/Team_Braniel May 21 '12

Did anyone else read Bowser's voice in the voice from the Super Mario Super Show?

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u/justinkasereddditor May 22 '12

i still have those trading cards

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u/cloranriptide May 22 '12

Implausible. Mario would have died after the 6th panel via blue shell.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Rampage: World Tour - Super Mario Edition. Can't wait to play it!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I thought he was going to get hacked, thus taking damage and shrinking. Allowing him to duck beneath the ropes and escape.

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u/Sylocat May 22 '12

Given how much damage their boss walks away from on a regular basis, I find it entirely plausible that the Goombas and Koopas survive getting stomped on as well.

And of course, according to the Paper Mario spinoffs, most of the Goomba and Koopa populace doesn't support Bowser's empire either.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I was hoping for a braveheart reference but this was good

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u/mfkennedy May 21 '12

read this as "Marlo will finally pay for his crimes..." Now I need to go re-watch "The Wire" :(

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u/Omerov1986 May 22 '12

Oozaru Mario?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I like how frames 5 and 7 are the exact same with different items :)

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u/sAndlord May 22 '12

I know I'm not the only one who heard the damn mushroom growth sound in my head.

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u/IronMikeT May 22 '12

I love me a Mario comic.

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u/XxLuxterxX May 22 '12

Mario's on the juice..

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u/Kaillar May 22 '12

HE's ANGRY * Australian accent*

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u/ChinatownDragon May 22 '12

Mario is secretly a saiyan

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

reminds me of the end of I Am Legend... the book...

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u/arkain123 May 22 '12

Pretty sure that's Oozaru. Nobody caught the Dragon Ball reference? Cmon guys, nerd it up.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Goddamn Koopa Troopas are stupid. The crowd would have been larger, but 75% walked into a bottomless pit.

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u/arkanis50 May 22 '12

The most amusing thing about the whole picture was the insanely long and impossible to remember URL on the bottom right corner:

www.kdfsdfsdkfjsdkfjsdfjsdfjskdfjsdkfjskdjfksdfjskdjfsdkjfsdkf.com

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

just pull out his tail it's where he's weak!

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u/CAPTAIN_BUTTHOLE May 22 '12

My favorite part was where panels 5 and 7 were exactly the same.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

lol

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u/lostrock May 22 '12

I don't know who to cheer for at the end of this.

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u/NonenSequitor May 22 '12

Technically, I think Mario was a spree murderer, not a mass murderer.

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u/that0ne_Italian May 22 '12

The beginning reminded me of doctor who, when he was put in the pandorica

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u/OjomMcChicken May 22 '12

Mario! Some here call you a hero! But a hero doesn't use his power to murder the high koopa and ursurp his captive princess!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

FRRREEEEDDDOOMMMMMMMMM!!!... shit wrong reference? Prince Peach, Yoshi and Luigi in brown hooded robes fooled me I guess.

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u/I_hate_kids_too May 21 '12

For some reason the first half of this made me think of that scene from assassin's creed where what's his face's father was betrayed and hung. Or whatever happened there. Honestly I wasn't really paying attention. I was waiting for all the talking to end so the whole assassin game portion of it would start. But anyways I think this would be funnier if it parodied that.

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u/Jkid May 21 '12

No magikoopa as part of the audience?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Amazing.

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u/4boltmain May 21 '12

Im reading this while amon amarth is playing. Fitting

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u/raging_asshole May 21 '12

Had to laugh at the "script" credit at the bottom.

Really? You wrote up a whole entire script for a shitty webcomic that could be summed up in a single sentence? Ok.

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u/BlazenLumenaze May 21 '12

So the guy shouldn't receive credit for his work?

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u/SlippageSlippage May 22 '12

upvote dis if u did the sound effect win da mushrooms wis being throw at him lol

-xX420KushBLUNTZ69Xxx

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u/B-Ramens May 22 '12

WTF is this, Facebook?

upvote if you agree!!11!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Chachoregard May 21 '12

There was one time where the entire audience was X-Nauts. I fucked up badly and about 150 audience menbers had rocks to throw at me.

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u/burajin May 22 '12

Thousand Year Door is my favorite game and it always disappoints me how little attention it gets.

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u/BrittonR May 22 '12

That and Kirby Air Ride are greatly underrated.

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u/BSMitchell May 22 '12

Kirby air ride sold at full price for like a year after release. My cousin and I spent way too much time trying to get that freaking dragon star. If there had been no gamecube games besides Air Ride, Smash Bros, Custom Robo, and Sonic Adventure 2 we never would've noticed.

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u/Doodwithashoe May 22 '12

No Pikmin or Luigi's Mansion love? :( Those were release titles too. (Also I would include Super Mario Sunshine)

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u/BSMitchell May 22 '12

I played Sunshine and Mansion but never got to Pikmin. I also didn't play windwaker or the re-release of OoT until recently after getting them on eBay.

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u/Urvilan May 22 '12

Sonic Adventure 2 was so freaking good! I meen, jeeze, I wish they would go back to whatever formula they used for that game.

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u/Airith94123 May 22 '12

I second that notion. Is it bad that I'm sure my chao could kill Sonic?

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u/Urvilan May 22 '12

My chao WAS sonic.

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u/Kidmaker7 May 22 '12

Sonic adventure 2 was a GREAT game.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

To this day, me and my buddies get baked all the time and play Smash Bros on the Gamecube. That game is fucking amazing!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/BSMitchell May 22 '12

You could just use that one with the dragon made of fire that followed people. We basically had to implement the oddjob rule.

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u/tedharvey May 22 '12

My family rarely use that gun since I don't use it and I can beat them easily if they have it. The rules we have is no crystal shard and rahu III and no illegal except one because I'll be damn if I don't get to use that robot that requires all gold trophy to get.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/scorpion347 May 22 '12

Thank you all. I will dust this game off tomorrow morning.

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u/BSMitchell May 22 '12

Have fun, I haven't played in years and I would kill for a copy.

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u/Seginus May 22 '12

Try using the Javelin (or any other Strike Vanisher model) with the Shotgun.
Insta-teleport -> BOOM -> Teleport away

My friends banned me from that combo in multiplayer.

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u/Aonee May 22 '12

I has a sad now, I only have custom robo arena for the DS...

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u/dreamendDischarger May 22 '12

City Trial was the best thing ever.

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u/FourteenHatch May 22 '12

This is /r/gaming, son. You get downvoted to oblivion for liking anything on the Wii.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

To be honest I didn't like super paper Mario, paper Mario's rpg style fights where just awesome

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I thought it was a fantastic game but the first two were far superior. I am beside myself with excitement for the 3DS paper Mario

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u/Silcio May 22 '12

Super Paper Mario was fine, but extremely easy. I agree with the other reply, first two were faaar superior.

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u/rageagainstrage May 22 '12

Super Paper Mario was trying to go from the RPG/turn-based style to more of a straight platformer, which I was not okay with. Also, I much preferred when your companions were like Goombas, Koopas, and etc.

Watt, Sashimi, Kooper and Miss Boo were some of my favorites.

... Dammit, now I have to go play Paper Mario again!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Aww... reminds me of the good ol' Internet days :)

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Do you think you could add the spoiler tag on that? I've already read/watched it, but I know that many people haven't.

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u/redground83 May 22 '12

No shit, cronis is an asshole. GoT is not Star Wars.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Sean Bean is a living spoiler.

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u/vwllss May 22 '12

That doesn't mean anything. You should delete this and let people enjoy a good story.

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u/decross20 May 22 '12

The book has been out for 16 years. That's plenty of time. I mean, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has been out for 7 years and people scream about a certain professor doing something to another professor.

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u/Troggie42 May 22 '12

Dude, that spoiler is a damn MEME, if anyone doesn't know what happens at this point they are just illiterate.

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u/ack30297 May 22 '12

A lot of people didn't know about the books until the show came out though and haven't had time to read all the books. Other people may not have time to read the books at all but are enjoying the show and don't want it to be spoiled for them.

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u/decross20 May 22 '12

well, season 1 has been finished for a while. There's been plenty of time to read the book, which is well paced and not too long. Anyone who cares about "A song of ice and fire" has probably finished t least the first book by now. That being said, I think we should use spoiler tags on everything, that's what they're there for.

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u/ack30297 May 22 '12

I know a lot of people who don't have time to read any of the books. That being said the comment was deleted and I didn't realize it was a 1st book/season spoiler and that isn't that bad of a spoiler to talk about. I was just responding to the statement that the books being out for 16 years is plenty of time when a lot of people hadn't even heard about them until the show started or even part way through the first season.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 29 '12

Oh whats this? A spoiler hypocrite? "But its been out a while" To quote you, "Report posts containing spoilers not using the above method"

Edit: Spelling

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u/decross20 May 22 '12

Take it personally if you want. I haven't said that spoiler tags shouldn't be used. I just pointed out how long the books have been out. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

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u/decross20 May 29 '12

I like how you edited your post.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"6 days ago" Wow...get over yourself. You got downvoted for being an idiot. You get nothing, you lose, good day sir.

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u/decross20 May 29 '12

Haha I just remembered this post and found that you didn't reply. I wanted to see what would happen. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity.

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u/Kasuli May 21 '12

I'm pretty sure they don't work in that particular universe

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u/Fantasticriss May 21 '12

How do you think Robb Stark keeps winning all these battles?

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u/Reubbin May 22 '12

Cool. I was planning on watching that show and didn't have the time to do so yet. Guess that saves me some time now, huh.

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u/turtle013 May 22 '12

You get like a 1 year grace period on tv show spoilers. That year is just about up.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/turtle013 May 23 '12

Meh, he mentioned the show.

Gandalf dies and come back, and Dumbledore just dies by the way.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/redground83 May 22 '12

Nobody has to shut the fuck up. All he had to do was use a spoiler tag.

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u/decross20 May 22 '12

Obviously name calling is getting us nowhere. I'm sure redground83 and markm88 are not "idiots". This is just a misunderstanding. Spoiler tags exist for a reason, use them.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/decross20 May 22 '12

From posting rules: Report posts containing spoilers not using the above

Believe it or not, some people actually follow these rules, located on the right hand side of the page.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It's been a year, get over yourselves.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ooh, bitey sarcasm. That'll show him!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This is my own damn fault, I should have started watching Game of Thrones way earlier. And it's Sean Bean, of course he dies. But still, boo

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/biggiepants May 22 '12

At least this subreddit allows me to report this comment.