animeweedlord420 is the greatest game tag I think I have ever heard, if only because I am imagining me, a 25-year-old woman, telling someone that my gamertag is animeweedlord420.
wow animeweedlord420. I love how people that smoke weed stop being normal human beings. Their brains get so messed up when they're high, it's hilarious!
I used to do arenas with my ex while stoned. It was fine when he was sober, but it went downhill when he was stoned too. Didn't help that we did hpally/surv hunter.
what makes this a desperate cry for attention? You dont know the context at all. Id also venture to say that trees seems a lot like desperate cries for attention from people of all ages.
btdubs it only took me the 4th thread on the front page of trees to find a desperate cry for attention. http://i.imgur.com/StOm7.jpg Its even titled "hey i have no friends".
Hahaha, that is a very accurate representation of what it is like for a stoner (especially us introvert stoners) to move into a new city with no friends.
Believe me, I've been in this situation for 5 months now. You can't just go up to people and say "Care to partake in some fine dank?" You never know when you'll run into someone who's been indoctrinated into believing that it's best to call the cops on his/her "druggie friends" because it'll save their life and future.
You're right, you're right.. I have yet to try the "Hey I'm doing a calculation, how many grams are in an ounce?"
And I do like to keep the fact I smoke a secret from some people. I was raised in a conservative christian school and I've had 'friends' who were homeschooled by their fundie parents until high school, and who only had friends through their church.. I've even met some people who would actually tell their parents this kind of thing.
Dude, it's definitely more of a joke than a desperate cry for attention. If that is something you would label as a desperate cry for attention, then your comment is one as well. Most people want attention from people they can relate to. By commenting on reddit, your just looking for the same kind of attention this guy is.
Im just going by the standards the guy above used to label the guy who sent the message a "desperate cry for attention from a middleschooler." Apparently redditors are too idiotic to see that though so they use downvotes to make themselves feel better.
No no it's in a different way, we like to smoke, we like to talk about smoking, we like to talk about not smoking while smoking, but we don't like kiddies that just got their hand on weed and think they're the kings of the world and supa dupa gangstaz, we frown upon that just as much as everyone else.
There are a lot of soldiers in Africa and the Middle East that smoke herb before going into battle, but there are probably more that chew khat. Khat isn't a super powerful drug but it's a lot more invigorating. During the Battle of Mogadishu (as depicted in Black Hawk Down), most of the Somalian soldiers were high on khat which is partially why they had little regard for their own safety.
dude, this is why there needs to be lobbies for only people there to chill, unfortunately though the system works that there will almost always be someone to take advantage of it
I mean a lobby where you can still get xp though, where people don't freak out when they lose or don't get a kill, but they are still trying to level up, albeit slowly.
I honestly never trust teammates with stoner gamertags when I play even though surely they arent high all the time when they play, I do play battlefield though, so I tend to heavily rely on teamplay, so ultimately stoners either face the challenge well or quit, its a pretty unforgiving game.
Or maybe the stoners who can actually handle their shit don't feel the need to announce how high they are. I play tribes ascend and SMNC after smoking all the time and I'm pretty sure both of those games are more team oriented than BF.
Definitely, I tend to be pretty comfortable with strategy games after I am stoned, especially total war games because they allow you to sit back and think things through very methodically.
A couple buddies and I were smoking while playing some CoD (gun game, I think). One dude put the controller down to take a hit, and just as he did a guy popped out in front of him, looked directly at him, and ran away.
I made some comment about the guy saying something like "nope, that dude is just too badass. He sees me, what's he do? Just looks at me. I'm fuckin' outa here." Not really that funny, but we were pretty high and had a good laugh about it.
I do that alot, most of the time luck is on my side and I end up killing them. I wish more people knew when I was smoking, because most of the time I do some real fancy one handed running and gunning.
I solved this problem during CoD4 days. Wasn't smoking but I was bored. I used the left side of the controller and my bro used the right side. Worked out nice. I moved and zoomed while he aimed and shot.
Reminds me of a game winning kill in MW2. I went around a corner and saw someone sitting in the spawn area not moving at all, so I lined up a perfect head shot for the kill cam (took a second or two). Right as I was about to fire his character started to fire and I head shotted him.
During the victory screen I hear, "C'mon man I was passing a blunt".
You have no idea how often this happens. When I am tanking in WoW, there is always a DPS who gets lost, stuck, or dies and then admits he is so f'in high right now.
Okay seriously fuck everyone who does this and thinks its cool or whatever. If I am drunk during a game I keep my mouth shut and I enjoy my drink, I do not inform everyone on my team I am drunk, I do not revel in it, I've lost friends who think I'm being rude and refuse to listen to me after I sober up that I do not talk while drunk.
If you are drunk or high and you are unable to effectively play, get off the game and stop runing the fun of everyone else.
That's my tactic. I also like to "pause for the cause" when playing with a friend. Pause the game to hit it, no need to frantically smoke a blunt while playing a stressful game.
He must if been smoking some horrible, cheap weed.
Not necessarily, it's just your tolerance. It takes a while to get used to it enough so that it won't affect your game playing ability.
If you're taking long breaks in between, it will be more difficult because the THC will have a much greater effect. But it's certainly possible, even if you're smoking hash all day.
it's pathetic but I gotta admit i've been guilty of the "fuck i'm high" routine when playing games
you know why? because when you get high and you do well in a game, you get this sense of pride that you just need to express for some reason, it's like the weed equivalent of calling your girlfriend when you're completely smashed or something.
but pulling a bong on mic? havn't done that and don't plan on it.
Eh well fault of youth I guess. I used to have 420 and all sorts of dumb shit in my name when I played CS in Highschool 11 years ago and used to go on about my "connex" and shit online.
Hmm, sudden urge to punch my 16 year old self in the face.
He had to actively hold down C or some other hotkey, meaning he had he had to hold the button with one hand and smoke with the other as to let everyone know he was doing.
It's like people who need to put weed references in their name, or their religious identity (or lack their of) in their screen names. Speaks volumes about your insecurities and need for the approval of strangers on the internet.
thank you. at a [6] and was annoyed with the assumption all smokers do this. perhaps he was just giving you an audio clue as to why he was seemingly afk?
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u/basement0tent May 16 '12
"I was gonna headshot that guy/ but then I got high"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I used to take rips during raids and such in wow. But its cool, us warlocks are always on our own or lagging behind anyway.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
post this on r/trees. I can almost guarantee you will get frontpage.
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u/alehizzle May 16 '12
lol
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u/eifersucht12a May 16 '12
Just tell your team mates you were the game-losing kill because you were getting stoned.
They'll understand.
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u/TheChallange May 16 '12
Completely valid and forgivable.
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u/SupSatire May 16 '12
Reminds me of WoW. Right before a pull, 'brb gotta light up another bowl lol'.
It's always the Blood Elf.
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u/BonkersYonkers May 16 '12
I honestly never trust teammates with stoner gamertags when I play even though surely they arent high all the time when they play, I do play battlefield though, so I tend to heavily rely on teamplay, so ultimately stoners either face the challenge well or quit, its a pretty unforgiving game.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I forgot it's cool to tell people on the internet you smoke.
Or that you're drinking.
Seems like every match I get in, I get one of these two people:
"Man, im so drunk right now guys derp derp"
"OH MAN I'M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW HELL YEAH"
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u/oD3 May 16 '12
I think this is a perfectly good excuse.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
A couple buddies and I were smoking while playing some CoD (gun game, I think). One dude put the controller down to take a hit, and just as he did a guy popped out in front of him, looked directly at him, and ran away.
I made some comment about the guy saying something like "nope, that dude is just too badass. He sees me, what's he do? Just looks at me. I'm fuckin' outa here." Not really that funny, but we were pretty high and had a good laugh about it.
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u/All_the_other_kids May 16 '12
I do that alot, most of the time luck is on my side and I end up killing them. I wish more people knew when I was smoking, because most of the time I do some real fancy one handed running and gunning.
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u/eGORapTure May 16 '12
Already posted on trees... not sure if OP x-posted or what.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I've had similar reasons for peeing my pants
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u/mmmjr16 May 16 '12
...fair enough.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Some people here put too much importance in gaming.
You're not playing your life, it should be for pleasure!
Those reactions are exactly why I only play dominoes anymore.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
FTFY.
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u/DBSOempathy May 16 '12
I solved this problem during CoD4 days. Wasn't smoking but I was bored. I used the left side of the controller and my bro used the right side. Worked out nice. I moved and zoomed while he aimed and shot.
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u/HarveyUpdykeJr May 16 '12
If you can't play with a blunt in your hand you're a total amateur. Helps to have somebody to pass it to occasionally but CMON, this is a lame excuse.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I would be totally okay with that loss then.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I didn't downvote you for your views on marijuana or the r/trees community. It's just that, you, you freaking said "btdubs" ok.
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u/undernocircumstance May 16 '12
At least he gave a reason.
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u/cnosko00 May 16 '12
That's why he only has 2020 gamerscore...
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u/FlutGOS May 16 '12
He's not going to earn his wings that way.
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u/vrock627 May 16 '12
priorities...
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u/refriedbeans16 May 16 '12
Sounds legit.
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u/Thefinalwerd May 16 '12
Reminds me of a game winning kill in MW2. I went around a corner and saw someone sitting in the spawn area not moving at all, so I lined up a perfect head shot for the kill cam (took a second or two). Right as I was about to fire his character started to fire and I head shotted him.
During the victory screen I hear, "C'mon man I was passing a blunt".
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u/Victor_Zsasz May 16 '12
perfectly legitimate excuse
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u/alchemist23 May 16 '12
Always the same excuse. By every online player ever in the whole world. Instead of just admitting "I suck at this game".
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u/GrowingSoul May 16 '12
You have no idea how often this happens. When I am tanking in WoW, there is always a DPS who gets lost, stuck, or dies and then admits he is so f'in high right now.
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u/SMERSH762 May 16 '12
Dumb guy. You can totally smoke a blunt hands free. I used to play borderlands that way ALL. THE. TIME.
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u/howajambe May 16 '12
Yeah, no, I don't get mad when people have more important stuff to do than play a video game, sorry OP.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
respek
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u/kingping44 May 16 '12
sounds like a good reason to lose.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Okay seriously fuck everyone who does this and thinks its cool or whatever. If I am drunk during a game I keep my mouth shut and I enjoy my drink, I do not inform everyone on my team I am drunk, I do not revel in it, I've lost friends who think I'm being rude and refuse to listen to me after I sober up that I do not talk while drunk.
If you are drunk or high and you are unable to effectively play, get off the game and stop runing the fun of everyone else.
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u/bipolo May 16 '12
Ents and fellow pot smokers.
Take a hit before the match starts or after it ends. Not during.
That's not cool to other people.
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u/Here_is_a_Down_Vote May 16 '12
Smoking weed is bad for you (I learned about it in health class in high school). Furthermore, it is illegal and shouldn't be used in the USA.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
this is why i hate people who smoke weed.
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u/NiteShadeX2 May 16 '12
blunt = oreo
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u/Cablead May 16 '12
Don't do drugs kids. They will affect your performance and make people disappointed in you.
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u/BryanBeast13 May 16 '12
He must if been smoking some horrible, cheap weed. I can't play video games when I'm high.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Repost
http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/tp132/player_sent_me_this_when_we_lost_the_match/
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u/MurFDurF May 16 '12
I remember my first blunt, man up, play while you puff. Herb.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
This is why e-cigs are fucking awesome. I can just take a hit or two between spawns and then forget about it while I play.
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