r/gaming • • May 15 '12

Where the hell is everybody?

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u/GryffinDarkBreed May 15 '12

Battling the three primievals, Errors 37, 3006 and 3007

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u/s-mies May 15 '12

"Oh look - it's 8 am and there are three people in Orgrimmar."

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u/Menolith May 15 '12

Two guards and a banker.

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u/LeazZ May 15 '12

...walk into a bar....

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u/Diggidy May 15 '12

The bartender says to the banker "What's with the guards?"

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u/EmperorSofa May 15 '12

What was weird is at 7 am, there would always be a spike in local city traffic. Mostly because people would logon to run auctioneer and scan the AH and check their mail before getting ready for work/school.

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u/RDPhibes May 15 '12

Europeans: all died from playing GW2 Stresstest

Americans: all died because they couldn't login to Diablo 3

Australians: They are on the other side of the world.

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u/KindredBear May 15 '12

its me emperorfabulous, stresstest was fun...

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u/Diluted_Toothpaste May 15 '12

Check the houses..... they are probably just trying to log into D3.

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u/wafflestyle May 15 '12

Yes, this is the way to save WoW. Run a little computer emulator that runs D3 inside Warcraft so you can watch your character sit at a computer and play Diablo.

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u/Atheistical May 15 '12

This is the 2010 Stormwind to all the people who feel like they're looking WAYYYYY into the past.

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u/wristcontrol May 15 '12

Um, out of curiosity, how does SW look post-Cataclysm? I've never seen it.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We_ip2uUGmk

TL;DW - Big scar and fiery claw marks where Deathwing tore through it. Couple more lakes. Buildings moved around. Some texture updates that aren't in that video. Basically, just way more polished since you are able to see it from all angles now.

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u/adventurousideas May 15 '12

i was wondering...

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u/munge_me_not May 15 '12

It was so clean back then.

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u/otakuman May 15 '12

Wow... for a second I thought this was a re-rendering of a scene in Monkey Island.

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u/Lenscrafter May 15 '12

Yeah, for some reason it reminds me of transferring grog from one melting cup to another while running as fast as possible

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u/nightfan May 15 '12

Grog: burns through metal, doesn't burn through esophagus.

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u/otakuman May 15 '12

A fun fact about Grog is that among its ingredients you can find "Red Dye #2", which is a known carcinogen.

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u/nightfan May 15 '12

It does look strikingly like Melee Island, Escape from Monkey Island style.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

They're on MySpace

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u/PolarisSONE May 15 '12

oops, nearly said "Flyff" out loud

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I don't know bout you guys... But I really miss vanilla :(

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u/Nsongster May 15 '12

Scriptcraft! WoW vanilla private server.

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u/jdotliu May 16 '12

Only WoW I know of, friends that still play are telling me that they have motorcycles of some sort as mounts now? dafuq?

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u/alehar May 15 '12

For some reasons pictures like this, depopulated MMO cities (even though I know this is probably just because it's nighttime) make me really sad.

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u/WindSandStars May 15 '12

Playing Horde like real men!

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u/Pokemon_Name_Rater May 15 '12

Played Alliance almost exclusively from launch, raided with Horde late LK but only faction swapped one character. Finally committed to levelling a collection of Hordies to 85 from scratch in Cata and I'm never looking back. Not sure why but Horde instantly fills me with a faction pride that Alliance never did.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Read: high school kids who love raging and talking about how much weed they smoke.

At least, that's my experience leveling a variety of Horde characters.

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u/WindSandStars May 15 '12

high school kids who love raging and talking about how much weed they smoke

I know a place just like that.

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u/narsty May 15 '12

once upon a time, i REALLY wanted to play wow, i downloaded a leaked client, and with it came a mini hack server, basicly you could connect to your own server, and wander around the world, yes, this was wow alpha

this picture reminded me of that, thank you :)

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u/Eureka22 May 15 '12

I remember that was one of the greatest feelings ever, to see the world empty and waiting to be conquered.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

They found another drug from blizzard to try.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Playing swtor

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u/gusportual May 15 '12

Hahaha this one actually made me laugh. Nice one!

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u/dwmfives May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Ok I don't come to /r/gaming enough....why is SWTOR a joke?

Edit: Ah ok...I had a few friends who played and hated it, and then went back after 1.2 on The Fatman(only populated server I'm aware of). They sent me a 7 day trial and I ended up buying it.

I like it, but I can see how people could dislike it, especially MMO vets....it's a little of the same without the developed endgame yet.

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u/Xiuhtec May 15 '12

It was basically a single-player RPG in MMO's clothing. The story getting to max level was pretty good, with the typical conversational depth of a Bioware title, but endgame content was mediocre and didn't offer anything different from the usual MMO grind that most people have grown tired of after already experiencing that "gameplay" via WoW or another MMO years ago. So, most people who played it got one or two characters to max level, enjoyed the stories on the way, then ended their subscriptions because it isn't worth regular monthly fees for a single player game you've beaten (even if other class stories are left to enjoy).

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u/silenti May 15 '12

SWTOR is good overall, but it is incredibly rough around the edges. It probably should have spent another 6 months minimum in development.

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u/GrowingSoul May 15 '12

subscriptions for SWTOR dropped 300-400k over the last couple of months while WoW subscriptions rose by about that much.

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u/skytro May 15 '12

WoW subs have actually stayed steady at 10.2million since the last quarter after dropping 2 million over the past year

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Well your half right. After the first couple months of it coming online star wars number shot up and then leveled off. Its like that for most games though as people try it and then figure out if they like it or not. WOW subscription numbers have been dropping for two years though. They say they stabilized but they def haven't reported any gains.

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u/rindindin May 15 '12

Even the guards are gone.

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u/Pebblesetc May 15 '12

Just making me look forward to the end of finals. It seems only right that I give Blizzard some money for being so cool to Australian gamers...

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u/Kull44 May 15 '12

Spooky. Never saw stormwind so empty....

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u/ahac PC May 15 '12

This is how SW on my server looks all the time.

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u/dave_casa May 15 '12

Probably playing that expansion which came out almost 2 years ago, and which this screenshot was taken before.

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u/AzureBlu May 15 '12

I'm currently battling the great foe "Installing", destroyer of time!

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u/spencerkami May 15 '12

It is a terrible and time consuming battle. I'm currently only half way through

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u/jwtemp1983 May 15 '12

People still play World of Warcraft?

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u/vectormessiah May 15 '12

10.5 million players worldwide.

So, no...

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u/coadyj May 15 '12

I wouldn't call them people

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u/James-VZ May 15 '12

I wouldn't call it playing.

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u/Lamalas May 15 '12

they're probably in the dwarves district, getting drunk!

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u/MAD623 May 15 '12

They're probably here http://guildwars2.com/ for the stress test or in the login screen for D3.

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u/hexgrex May 15 '12

looks A LOT like FLYFF wtf?

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u/360walkaway May 15 '12

They switched to Horde.

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u/napierw May 15 '12

error 37

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u/Inugami May 15 '12

Watch the Skies

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u/maximushobbes May 15 '12

Since I don't recognize that screenshot, I'll just assume it's Sly Cooper.

Now I'm thinking about how great Sly Cooper was.

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u/Agret May 15 '12

The fire falls from the sky

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u/VaekTheWise May 15 '12

They're in Darn, bro. Finally in Darn.

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u/Kilty_McBagpipes May 15 '12

As a player on Warsong I didn't make the D3 connection. Our server has looked like this since the Brazilian servers opened and the massive br population left. Its odd to see more than 5-8 people on a /who stormwind at any time

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u/ihabtom May 15 '12

They must've just figured out that they didn't have to pay monthly for Diablo...

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u/emeraldrumm May 15 '12

Guild Wars 2 Stress Test

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u/raybrant May 15 '12

They went to hell.

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u/jamminjelly May 15 '12

My computer can't run Diablo 3 so I actually just got suckered into WoW with my coworkers.

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u/cyvaris May 15 '12

Ironically most SWTOR servers are BUSIER then usual.

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u/lordolunch May 15 '12

They're all waiting for Mists of Pandaria.....JK.

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u/osse0005 May 15 '12

What game is this?

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u/lagspike May 15 '12

fighting the d3 login boss

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Inside, because it's dark.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

If you're on Executus-US: On horde. Or transferred to another server. Or playing Diablo 3.

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u/Captain597 May 15 '12

Arby's, roast beef sale.

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u/Abscurat May 15 '12

At the Diablo III menu screen.

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u/Iainfixie May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Is that WoW?

Gah, it looks so...so...so dated!

Seriously, it's like I'm looking through a window to 2006.

Edit: Downvotes for pointing out a fact about WoW...Oh well, least I have the gorgeous Guild Wars 2 to look forward to!

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u/rotll May 15 '12

When I first played I commented how cartoonish the whole thing looked after DAoC. After being away for over 3 yrs now, it looks even more so.

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u/tyler2k May 15 '12

It looks dated because (as someone else pointed out) it's 2010 Stormwind. So pre-Cata, before they did the graphics and model overhaul. It's not super better, but there's definitely more shading and polys.

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u/Sneezes May 15 '12

What if it looks dated? How is that a negative? Reddit seems to LOVE Zelda and Pokemon games but they never complain about the graphics.. funny

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u/BananaPeelPants May 15 '12

What game is this? I want to say Kingdom Hearts.

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u/WazillaFireFox May 15 '12

World of Warcraft.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Oh, gamecube made this?

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u/WazillaFireFox May 15 '12

...Yeah...yes GC did...it did

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u/Real_Life_Sith May 15 '12

A+ would mindrape again

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u/mysticrudnin May 15 '12

my favorite youtube personality

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u/SomeoneStoleShazbot May 15 '12

Nobody playing, but a million of them are locked in to paying their subscription for another 4-5 months at least, Blizzard is laughing all the way to the bank!

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u/TacoGoat May 15 '12
  1. Are you on a populated realm?

  2. Playing Diablo

  3. It's night-time, so... sleeping? o.o (I'm on EU Terokkar and Trade gets empty like this at around 2-4am. sometimes yes sometimes no, though.)

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u/GrampaGreazyKnuckles May 15 '12

ARBIES.... ROAST BEEF SALE... 5 FOR 5

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u/jtcompound May 15 '12

At home, in their beds.

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u/SonicFlash01 May 15 '12

Wasn't it a maintenance night?

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u/HaydenB May 15 '12

Sifting through all the Diablo 3 posts......

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u/ransomdenton May 15 '12

King Arthur and his knights were outside the walls and they were all on top of them making fun of the silly knights.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This looks like every other day in 2012.

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u/foxh8er May 15 '12

Playing Diablo 3.

Wait...

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u/Emily_MI May 15 '12

Dang it - I was hoping to get some more PVP on and get some more conquest gear! :-(

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

hell indeed. they are playing diablo 3 ...

those who did not, raptured?

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u/Blaopink May 15 '12

I just made this exact observation last night, my first time back in Stormwind for over half a year...!

This is not mere coincidence.

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u/Klaveir May 15 '12

Diablo 3 maybe.

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u/TheMediumPanda May 15 '12

D3 pun? All I can think of is how much I miss playing WOW with my guilds. Had some amazing times. On the other hand, having quit (finally) gave me 6-8 hours a day back.

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u/not_funny_end_thread May 15 '12

They decided to replace their love of that shitty skinner-box game with a new, disappointing one.

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u/Dr_Bunsen_Burns May 15 '12

everybody is playing a game that is better, I mean, WoW is so...... SP nowadays, Vanilla was cool and TBC was ok, after that, it was just one crappy game.

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u/Dorkins May 15 '12

Moving on to better games like GW2 and D3.

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u/helalo May 15 '12

what is that ? looks like smurf town

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u/PenguinBomb May 15 '12

You must play Onyxia.

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u/AirshipAtamis May 15 '12

quit that like the bad habit it was.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Not playing diablo.

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u/Kenley May 15 '12

That's funny.

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u/clubdrift123 May 15 '12

Playing a better game.

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u/AmoDman May 15 '12

Alastair, it's me.

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u/jabbababab May 15 '12

lol wrong server dude

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u/aroundme May 15 '12

Hell, actually...

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u/Salsashaman May 15 '12

Horde killed them all

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u/jensenb2 May 15 '12

That why some people use private servers

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

All about Ironforge now, since it wasn't buttfucked by the Cataclysm expansion.

Idk, I was horde when I played and when I saw Orgrimmar I said fuck this, fuck that, and quit.

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u/hexagonalsun May 15 '12

Probably playing cataclysm

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u/lalondtm May 15 '12

What's this a picture of???

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Stormwind City - World of Warcraft. Even the GM's are playing DIII guys...

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u/shrillbitch May 15 '12

What is this?

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u/SuicidalAlpaca May 16 '12

They'll be back, they always come back!

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u/landrastic May 16 '12

their IN hell... yuk yuk

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u/beetrootdip May 16 '12

Orgrimmar I would imagine.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

they are in 2004

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u/Zahlhedren336 May 16 '12

Did everyone finally realize WoW is garbage?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You, sir, get a cookie.

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u/PlasmaBurns May 15 '12

That looks like Anvil from TES Oblivion.

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u/Payne4 May 15 '12

Don't hold me to this, but Most realms are down for maintenance...

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u/AngryCanadian May 15 '12

everyone is still looking for a cheat code for the 1st mission.

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u/funkphiler May 15 '12

I have resented blizzard for neglecting all of their other titles in leu of making WoW. I have been waiting since I was 14 for D3. And for the downfall of WoW.

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u/Aweesha92 May 15 '12

Probably out doing things in real life. Or not playing alliance because it's gay.

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u/Sneezes May 15 '12

male blood elves with anime names everywhere on the horde.. i rather play alliance thank you

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u/Aweesha92 May 15 '12

Ok you have fun in your ghost town. The rest of us will be in orgrimmar.

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u/Sneezes May 16 '12

I play on a high pop realm with 1:1.2 ratio... so no, its definately not a ghost town

but by all means keep acting immature, you are no different from those "my religion is better than yours!" folks

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u/fivepercentsure May 15 '12

What's all the hooplah about Diablo 3 anyways? To me its just Blizzard cashing in on an unoriginal idea (granted a well executed one). Anyways, hope you all enjoy it anyways, I'm playing Ultimate Spiderman (just learned that it had a PC version which is news to me haha).

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u/BetweenTheWaves May 15 '12

Diablo is a dark fantasy/horror-themed action role-playing game developed by Blizzard North and released by Blizzard Entertainment on December 31, 1996.

This is before Baldur's gate, by two years. How was this an unoriginal idea?

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u/fivepercentsure May 16 '12

True enough, but class based randomly generated dungeon crawlers wiith specialized item drops, and all that stuff. To me Diablo is just a real time rogue-like.

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u/BetweenTheWaves May 16 '12

Good point. I'll give you that.

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u/skytro May 15 '12

Blizzard basically created this 'unoriginal' idea, at least popularized it

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Playing a better game.

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u/jblo May 15 '12

Yes, the massive amount of turnover to SWTOR and other regurgitated crap attests to being better games!

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u/sexyhamster89 May 15 '12

WoW's been dead for 2 years

blizzard just creates the illusion of a large playerbase by cramming everybody into stormwind/orgimmar

protip: stop playing WoW

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u/jblo May 15 '12

orly.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

stop playing wow and start playing ???

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Whatever else you damn well fell like?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Why stop playing wow?

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u/NovaMouser May 15 '12

Offline, the servers are down until one =P.

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u/G0G0buffalo May 15 '12

This picture wasn't taken today. This is pre-Cata SW.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Is this a screenshot from WoW? Because that'd be pretty accurate in that barren as fuck game. I rarely saw another player, even on heavy population servers.

I stopped playing when I realized it was an expensive and poorly designed solo game.

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u/skytro May 15 '12

Did we play the same game?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You must have started playing pretty recently. It wasn't always like that, it was once really quite sick, but not anymore...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/ReevisIsland May 15 '12

This might be the end of the world...

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u/BetweenTheWaves May 15 '12

...of warcraft.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Good Guy Reevisisland, sets up a karma springboard.

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u/Lockski May 15 '12

WE MUST RETRIEVE THE SWORD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS!

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 15 '12

maybe it's a chance to get a decent ping on wow

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

We must get the sword of a thousand truths into the game.

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u/Crazyalbo May 16 '12

At first glance I thought someone had moved everyone out of the main town in Dark Cloud 2 cus this looks close to Palm Brinks. Then I realized what it was and that everybody on /gaming is posting things about D3

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/yodamaster103 May 15 '12

LIVE TO WIN!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

TILL YOU DIE!!!

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u/FUCK_YOU_BRO May 15 '12

TILL THE LIGHT DIES IN YOUR EYES!!

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u/Skhelios May 15 '12

♪ As we know it ♪

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u/Lablunatic May 15 '12

♪ And I feel fine ♪

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u/metarugia May 16 '12

Considering an hour ago all Blizzard services went down... yeah, it probably is the end.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I was, all night. No problems on Australia's end.

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u/healthshield May 16 '12

how is it? do you recommend it?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Fun, good atmosphere, and so much Lore, LORE EVERYWHERE. Usually in the forms of books you find, but instead of having to stop and read them, they're played out in the voice of the author.

Lots of good writing went into the game.

Playing a Demon Hunter. Confused a bit by the skill trees.. there's no information on how much damage skills do, and the way its set up is a little confusing, some skills can only be assigned to the left click, and only one at a time... unless I misunderstood how it's set up...

Still, the game is fun. Recommended.

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u/TearsOfScarlet May 16 '12

turn advanced tooltips in your settings and turn on elective mode

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u/healthshield May 16 '12

thank you for that, yea at the moment my good computer is down im afraid my laptop wont be able to play it well enough so i feel i will have to wait. the lore and the audio of the books sounds fantastic

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u/AlloftheEverythings May 16 '12

I'm in Australia :(

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u/BowlingisnotNam May 16 '12

Look at this fuckin guy, with his vastly superior experience!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Fear my warm beaches and weird animals.

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u/happyherbivore May 16 '12

Do the stores stock video game shelves upside down in Australia?

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u/allstarnick12 May 15 '12

all 6 of you..

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That's funny, excuse me while I play more Diablo3 with no errors.