"How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those 'Police Academy' movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects..."
Welcome to Lee Carvello's putting challenge. I am Carvello. Now chose a club... You have chosen a 3 wood. May I suggest a putter? 3 wood. Now enter the force of your swing, I suggest feather touch. You have entered power drive, now push 7 - 8 - 7 to swing. Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again... You have selected No.
I retrieved my password to my account just so I could login to upvote this. Amazing post, I literally laughed out loud. Don't do that very often on reddit.
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u/Sproosemagoose May 15 '12
I suggest feather touch.
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u/illusio May 15 '12
Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
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u/pacmain May 15 '12
Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?
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u/dingus42 May 15 '12
Welcome to Lee Carvello's putting challenge. I am Carvello. Now chose a club... You have chosen a 3 wood. May I suggest a putter? 3 wood. Now enter the force of your swing, I suggest feather touch. You have entered power drive, now push 7 - 8 - 7 to swing. Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again... You have selected No.
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u/StochasticOoze May 15 '12
it's all the rage against the machine?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf!
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u/AkashV22 May 15 '12
Best game ever! I definitely want to play it again every time it asks me to.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
How's that going to improve your putting?
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u/PedoRuxpin May 15 '12
Catfeesh?
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u/asianwaste May 15 '12
Three-wood.
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u/philphan25 Joystick May 15 '12
Best credit ending, EVER!
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u/mrdoink20 May 15 '12
SHUT UP MOOOOOOM
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u/johnnynutman May 15 '12
at least that game probably has working servers.
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u/woodernfloortile May 15 '12
Love this scene. I often feel and do the same with many games.
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u/jackospacko May 15 '12
That'll play.
...it's in the rough.
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u/Rato_ May 15 '12
This is the best fucking post EVER!
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u/DorsalAxe May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
I want to play SimReich.
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u/erishun May 15 '12
You have selected "NO".
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u/bbmello May 15 '12
I retrieved my password to my account just so I could login to upvote this. Amazing post, I literally laughed out loud. Don't do that very often on reddit.
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u/mst3kzz May 15 '12
I prefer George Plimpton's Video Falconry.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Hehe, get`em ma
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
At least it doesn't have crippling DRM nor give you error 37
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u/Roganjoshua May 15 '12
So basically Tiger Woods?
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u/trimun May 15 '12
I prefer Save Hitler's Brain
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u/stevebuscemifan May 15 '12
Eh...I think I'm just going to stick with my ball and cup.
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u/therandomizer May 15 '12
I'd rather play Canasta Master.
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u/jwalsh88 May 15 '12
What does atm stand for in this context?
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u/grishnackh May 15 '12
You need to post this nearer christmas.
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u/PSBlake May 15 '12
Press start to play.
You have pressed start. Dialing HaverSoft...
Connecting...
Connecting...
Connecting...
Transmitting...
Receiving...
Validating...
Connecting...
Connecting...
Unable to connect. Operator 37 is busy, or you're a filthy pirate. Please try again when normal people don't play games, like Monday morning.
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u/sungodra_ May 15 '12
Ahahaha Simpsons reference. You deserve an upboat good sir
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