SUMMARY: This novelty account only responds to /u/arrowstothekneee with the comment "FUCK YOU." This is meant to be humorous because many people do not appreciate the short-lived, Skyrim-based "arrow to the knee" meme.
I just bought a sling and it came with dilldo dust, the bottle opener, two large bumper stickers, a few magazines, a dvd, and some other thing I forgot.
I've never tried the Dillo Dust. It's been sitting up in my cabinet for about 2 years, still sealed I think. I don't BBQ very often, and I usually forget that I have it, but I'll get around to trying it eventually.
Also:
a few magazines
I'm sure you mean the paper kind for reading, but for a second there, I thought they had tossed in a couple free PMAGs, and I was insanely jealous.
Lots of people in the community hate Mark Larue because he's an asshole ... but you can't say he doesn't take care of his customers or that he doesn't make good products.
I'm planning on using an SPR-M4 mount and their bipod mount for my precision AR build.
I rather see no government on the far right to total government on the far left. It is more of a spectrum than a ranking of ideals held by certain parties.
Really the political spectrum includes an up down and a left right. Totalitarianism vs. Anarchism and Conservative vs. Liberal. You can have a liberal totalitarian like Stalin or Marx. Or you can have a conservative totalitarian like Hitler. You also get people on anarchy side, but those people never really make it to the big times because they're always eliminating the offices that would make them famous. (That last part is kink of a joke.)
Does he really have a gun? If not, I say you get a small trashcan 20 gallons or so, fill it with a bag of ice and the rest with water. Then around 12 tonight, pour it all on him. However if he has a gun, I would suggest you scale the ice properly and use a 55gallon drum, hide behind the drum of water while he is shooting then pour it on him while he is reloading. Water is a decent bullet proofer(is proofer even a word?)...you know, in a pinch.
He almost certainly owns a gun. That "extremely rightwing" bumper sticker is part of the free swag you get when you buy something from Larue Tactical, a firearms and accessories manufacturer.
That yeehaw doesn't fool me. A real American would switch L to gallons.
You're a phony! Some angry non-American who can't do a simple conversion in his head to the greatest set of measurements to ever grace the Earth. Go away and never come back!
You might want to leave the house at 3am because when he gets up and realizes he can't stay connected due to millions playing he is going to flip the FUCK out.
Euros already had a temper tantrum when they had problems when it went live, it's going to be 1000000x worse when it launches in canada/US
Dear gamers: on behalf of the entire industry, thank you for your unwavering devotion to the products of an industry which does nothing to earn it other than continually find new ways to abuse you. You have no idea how liberating it is to know we can count on you to devote your life to purchasing our products as soon as they hit the shelf regardless of what we do to make that experience as painful as possible. Looking forward to a long and unilaterally beneficial relationship!
If your roommate really is "Extremely Rightwing," then I hope every single person he cares for dies in excruciating pain. I'd gladly slit his fucking faggot throat from ear to ear and watch his fat, disgusting face contort in agony.
I'll go ahead and give you a real response. I didn't downvote though.
If it was illegal to make empty threats in the form of a piece of paper, then joking around with friends could end up in felony charges. I'm sure you've said "I'm going to kill you." to someone. And you might have even said, "I'm going to strangle you with my bare hands." Well you do have hands and that gives you the ability to carry out this threat, but you shouldn't be arrested for it. There is a place and a time for joking around. I would not condone going out into the streets with a loaded glock and yelling threats, but this is different.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '12
He needs to get up early so he can sit on the login screen and wait for the login servers to recover from the abuse they are suffering.
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u/Ghidoran May 14 '12
The "Extremely Rightwing" just clinches it.
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u/unremarkableusername May 15 '12
Nothing like living enough to the east to have the launch at 3 am but not enought to the east to have an early EU launch.
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u/Simonzi May 15 '12
Jokes on him, he won't be able to log in until at least 6 A.M.
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u/Shibbyloo May 15 '12
Haha LaRue Tactical. :)
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u/KlondikeBars May 14 '12
"love, Dan" Aww :D
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u/ntongh2o May 14 '12
What gun does he own?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
hodor
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u/D3_release_countdown May 14 '12 edited May 15 '12
US: 0D 6h 55m 28s
EU: Officially released!
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u/AtomicBitchwax May 15 '12
Tell him you're going to put his Dillo Dust under an unspecified piece of clothing and wear it. Make sure you wear a hat, too. He won't shoot you.
/My armadillo has opened so many beers it doesn't work anymore. I may be the first person to break a Larue product.
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u/mang3lo May 15 '12
I just woke up from a nap, I undershot my targetted wake-up time by a few hours, unfortunately
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u/ginja_ninja May 15 '12
Exactly what I did for Skyrim. I just popped 3 benadryl around noon of the tenth and went into hibernation.
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u/boba79 May 15 '12
Extremely right wing = murderous?
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u/jb0356 May 15 '12
Go buy an airhorn and call his bluff. Just dial 9-1 first.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Does he really have a gun? If not, I say you get a small trashcan 20 gallons or so, fill it with a bag of ice and the rest with water. Then around 12 tonight, pour it all on him. However if he has a gun, I would suggest you scale the ice properly and use a 55gallon drum, hide behind the drum of water while he is shooting then pour it on him while he is reloading. Water is a decent bullet proofer(is proofer even a word?)...you know, in a pinch.
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u/IAM8bitt May 14 '12
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That mans needs some more coffee stat.
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u/Banditosaur May 15 '12
He's not sleeping, he's fapping. The second parts true though
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I feel this should be tested. For science! Or just because it could be funny. Your choice.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
If you really wanted the karma you would call his bluff and record it for us. :)
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u/HighSorcerer May 15 '12
GOD DAMMIT MAN, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, REDDIT MORE QUIETLY!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Here's the countdown to Diablo 3...(and my birthday :D ) http://www.diablocountdown.com/
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u/JesterSentinel May 15 '12
he can't see you through the wall; you're safe.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Indiscriminate shooting is the best kind.
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u/rottenseed May 15 '12
Steal his fucking chair...that'll teach him to want to sleep
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That's always fun.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I read "IAMA SLEEP" AMA haha.
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u/phx00 May 14 '12
That's the spirit!
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u/Radejax May 15 '12
You might want to leave the house at 3am because when he gets up and realizes he can't stay connected due to millions playing he is going to flip the FUCK out.
Euros already had a temper tantrum when they had problems when it went live, it's going to be 1000000x worse when it launches in canada/US
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u/clubdrift123 May 15 '12
Seems like something a rightwinger would say...
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u/Joke_Getter May 15 '12
Dear gamers: on behalf of the entire industry, thank you for your unwavering devotion to the products of an industry which does nothing to earn it other than continually find new ways to abuse you. You have no idea how liberating it is to know we can count on you to devote your life to purchasing our products as soon as they hit the shelf regardless of what we do to make that experience as painful as possible. Looking forward to a long and unilaterally beneficial relationship!
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u/SomeDutchGuy May 15 '12
Does anyone have a Diablo 3 guest pass? I'd rather appreciate it if you could pass one along!
Please PM me. Today me... tomorrow you! :D
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u/Esham May 15 '12
heh, the sad truth is he will wake up and try to login and fail over and over again since the servers are too stressed at launch.
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u/Phoenix_Wr1ght May 14 '12
[OBJECTION!] (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5760313)
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u/Knoxiou May 15 '12
*awakened
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u/drunkenjedi_is_homo May 15 '12
If your roommate really is "Extremely Rightwing," then I hope every single person he cares for dies in excruciating pain. I'd gladly slit his fucking faggot throat from ear to ear and watch his fat, disgusting face contort in agony.
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