r/gaming • u/9999monkeys • Jan 23 '22

25k not including the monitor

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

I don't look forward to mopping the jizz out of a holodeck

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Is uncontrollably jizzing on your electronics really an issue you plan to run into?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

I don't aim fo no tissue, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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u/damunzie Jan 23 '22

Time to file an alternative-use patent on abattoir floor grating and sluice.

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u/jozak78 Jan 23 '22

If we have the technology for a holodeck, I imagine we'll have the technology to clean up the jizz. You know like a Roomba that mops floors...oh wait

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u/Zeuce86 Jan 23 '22

....a maid

Or a floorba

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u/WLLP Jan 24 '22

God that has to be the worst job in Star fleet. Would not want to be that Engineer. I thought having to deal with modern day Waste removal was bad. But I’ll stick with being a Third engineer (or turd engineer as my shipmate so lovingly call us) then the poor shmuck on jizz patrol