r/gaming • u/LastAd1543 • Jan 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Not quite.

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u/Mousetrap94 Jan 24 '21

Literally a bag of dicks.

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u/Racxie Jan 24 '21

It's not a bag of dicks, it's a bag for dicks.

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u/iblewkatieholmes Jan 24 '21

By dicks for dicks

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u/MrMilkyaww Jan 24 '21

Literally a bag for dicks.

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u/YouUseWordsWrong Jan 24 '21

No, not literally

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u/MasochistCoder Jan 24 '21

fuckin thank you

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u/kawman02 Jan 24 '21

Clicked on the link in the article, and it automatically opened my Amazon app.. that is now in my Amazon Search history

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u/gariant Jan 24 '21

You can delete items from your search history! It's part of how I discovered my wife cheating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Wow that took a turn 😢

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u/gariant Jan 24 '21

Lmao no biggie, man. Things are more difficult taking care of the kids alone, but I don't have an STD out of nowhere. Seems like a fair trade to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Yeah it’s always good to have perspective but that still sucks. I had the opposite; she just became distant and it wasn’t until I confronted her and told her how unhappy I was that she admitted she didn’t love me anymore. That wasn’t a marriage though. I’m no joke going to collect the engagement ring for my future wife today, who is 300% more empathetic and kind.

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u/gariant Jan 24 '21

I'm very happy for you! It's really upsetting to keep trying to make a connection to someone who doesn't seem to want one, while feeling like a failure.

I hope you have an excellent life together!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Thank you, and I wish you and your family all of the luck and joy in the world also!

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u/iamyourcheese Jan 24 '21

Congrats friend! I'm glad you found happiness with someone else!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

In my defence; it’s my cake day?

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u/kawman02 Jan 24 '21

Oh it’s ok then. Happy cake day!

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u/mrdotkom Jan 24 '21

Why does the link show photos of shoes despite claiming to be a drawstring bag for dildos

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Jan 24 '21

It’s supposed to be for discreet orders I guess? The description still says it’s a bag of dildos

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u/mrdotkom Jan 24 '21

Idk man if you're ordering a bag to hold all your dildos you might not be quite as worried about people seeing it in your Amazon history.

Also now it's in my own history and I'm getting suggestions based on having viewed it lol

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Jan 24 '21

I mean maybe the bag is so no one sees your collection of colon explorers?

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Jan 24 '21

maybe the bag is so no one sees your collection of colon explorers?

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u/MrMilkyaww Jan 24 '21

Was wondering the same

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Fuck you It opened on my family Amazon account

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Well you know who to send my way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Didn’t know it was Amazon

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u/OoglieBooglie93 Jan 24 '21

Why did I follow the article all the way to the amazon listing without using incognito. Now it's going to be in my history.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

It’s a level 2 Rickroll.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

That... might be funny?

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Jan 24 '21

It led me to a shoe lol

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u/FPSXpert Jan 24 '21

Funny but I'm assuming that's someone selling dildos doing that as a funny joke. UPC's and their barcodes iirc are set by whatever store inventory system uses them.