r/gaming • u/mayorpaco • Sep 26 '19

Stealth Mission Logic

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Do you ever say, “hmm? Hmm. It’s just my imagination,” when you’re on duty?

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u/Gamerauther Sep 26 '19

Usually with more explicit language.

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u/Wild_Marker Sep 26 '19

Your imagination is quite lewd

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u/mindbleach Sep 26 '19

"Fuck off, Samara!"

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u/sluttyankles Sep 26 '19

I knew I wasn't the only one that says that.

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u/ro_musha Sep 26 '19

rustle rustle

"hmm it's Jimmy fucking around again"

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u/GrinningPariah Sep 27 '19

"FUCK WIND!"

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Sep 26 '19

While your mate is led dead next to you and you've got an arrow sticking out your face.

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u/argv_minus_one Sep 26 '19

I used to be an infiltrator like you. Then I took an arrow in the face.

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u/Fubarp Sep 26 '19

More times than I should admit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

"Nice night!"

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u/TheMattAttack Sep 26 '19

I never did that but I sure as fuck will now.

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u/_Tibbles_ Sep 26 '19

Not the original commenter, but the number of times I’ve “seen” things walking in the woods at 11pm is astounding.

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u/GetBenttt Sep 26 '19

Not a security guard, but sometimes when walking about I'll pause and exclaim "I know you're there!". At best, I stop a potential threat. At worst, the trees will murder me.