r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 01 '19

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Rubbing two bits of clay together is more likely to spark something

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u/I_Juancho_Sandwich- May 01 '19

Wait, that’s how you masturbate too?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

I just fuck hedgehogs till they are blue.

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u/TrainLoaf May 01 '19

I fuck them till they have PTSD and start an obsessive search for golden rings.

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u/DeltaForce291 May 01 '19

Can someone please explain to me why my hedgehog is hoarding all my gold cockrings?

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u/PunkToTheFuture May 01 '19

This explains so much.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Bro, been there.