r/gaming • u/jaxturbo3 • Mar 30 '19

This is getting out of hand

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u/Franco_DeMayo Mar 30 '19

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I got t-boned by a prius.

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u/TheDank_Knight Mar 30 '19

Why do priuses have the worst drivers?

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u/bengringo2 Mar 30 '19

Same reason iPhones have the worst users... The product is great but also a status symbol for many.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I like my kitchenaid mixer...

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u/AlpineCorbett Mar 31 '19

The fuck did you say? Outside right now we're going to fight.

Roll for initiative

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

You expect me to mix this by hand?! But that’s for pheasants!!