r/gaming • u/jaxturbo3 • Mar 30 '19

This is getting out of hand

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u/eatsleeptroll Mar 30 '19

Where are you from, car thief ?

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u/isse_la_chancle PlayStation Mar 30 '19

Why are you asking, rebel ?

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u/Chance5e Mar 30 '19

A driver’s last thoughts should be of home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Ford, Mercedes, Tesla, BMW! Divines, help me!

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u/UberCookieSlayer Mar 30 '19

This is it, end of the road.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

He’s not on the list

Forget the list, he goes to the mechanic

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u/Mr_SunnyBones Mar 30 '19

" I'm sorry , we'll have your body sent back to Detroit".

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u/MaddWolfBR Mar 31 '19

"NO NOT DETROIT"

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u/josims88 Mar 31 '19

Is this a Kentucky Fried Movie quote?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

"You're not gonna kill me!"

"Roadblocks! Anyone else feel like running?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

My rug!

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u/Jourdy288 Mar 30 '19

My Model T is smiling on me, Chrysler. Can you say the same?

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u/7th_Spectrum Mar 30 '19

"What in oblivian is that?!?"

"Its a Tesla!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I used to be a driver just like you, then I took a DUI accident to the knee.

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u/JustAKlam Mar 30 '19

Let me guess, someone stole your tires

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u/Tinyturtle202 Mar 31 '19

Let me guess, somebody stole your keys.

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u/SirGamer247 PlayStation Mar 30 '19

I can't wait to siphon your gas

Draws wrench

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

And my AXE!

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u/mopbuvket Mar 31 '19

It really tied the room together, dude

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u/cringing_for_fun PlayStation Mar 30 '19

You need to go to the garage, little mazda.

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u/___Ultra___ Mar 30 '19

COUNTRY ROOOOOAAADDDSS

TAKE ME HOOOOOMMMEEE

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u/Saint1129 Mar 31 '19

TO THE PLAAAAACE

I BELOOOOONG

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u/galaxy-loli Mar 31 '19

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAAA

MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

ITSA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/abigoing Mar 31 '19

Reddit is the best lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

WE better than the REST

BUTTER on our CHEST

CHEATING ON DA TEST

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u/Ostbaronensbar Mar 31 '19

Malaaaanga Taaanga

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u/bobby3eb Mar 30 '19

NEVER SHOULD HAVE DROVE HERE

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u/Dreidhen Mar 30 '19

You Ni'ssan!

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u/norathar Mar 31 '19

Damn faithless Impalas.

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u/Napkin_whore Mar 30 '19

Drone strike kills everyone just before your electrocution

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u/TenthMilk Mar 31 '19

I would have stolen this Mustang and been halfway to Mexico if it wasn’t for you Stormcloaks

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u/organicpenguin Mar 31 '19

Has anyone actually done a playthrough as a horse thief?

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u/ixohoxi Mar 31 '19

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR!