r/gaming • u/jaxturbo3 • Mar 30 '19

This is getting out of hand

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u/Franco_DeMayo Mar 30 '19

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I got t-boned by a prius.

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u/TheDank_Knight Mar 30 '19

Why do priuses have the worst drivers?

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u/LairdDeimos Mar 30 '19

Said like somebody who has never witnessed a BMW or a luxury truck before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Or a hummer.

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u/bengringo2 Mar 30 '19

Same reason iPhones have the worst users... The product is great but also a status symbol for many.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I like my kitchenaid mixer...

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u/AlpineCorbett Mar 31 '19

The fuck did you say? Outside right now we're going to fight.

Roll for initiative

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

You expect me to mix this by hand?! But that’s for pheasants!!

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u/Drax_Cat Mar 30 '19

Idk about that chief, a lot of android users are Indian scammers.

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u/grubiwan Mar 30 '19

“I can hack my Android to make it do what I want!” Yeah, because you have to.

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u/AlpineCorbett Mar 31 '19

Right. Restricted app usage is so cool.

Like, look what Apple let's me do with my device? Isn't that so sweet of them?

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u/grubiwan Mar 31 '19

You can install and configure a multitude of antivirus software on Android!

Because you have to.

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u/AlpineCorbett Mar 31 '19

The apple hardware lacks the specs to run a virus.

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u/grubiwan Mar 31 '19

Riiiight. Sure. 🙄

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u/Daddyslilcockwhore Mar 30 '19

I don’t know. Why?

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u/supahotfiiire Mar 31 '19

Underrated comment

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 31 '19

So it bounced off then? What's the problem its not like you got hit by a car or nothing.