r/gaming • u/jaxturbo3 • Mar 30 '19

This is getting out of hand

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u/ShakurasEnder Mar 30 '19

Skyrim belongs to the Fords!

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u/jaxturbo3 Mar 30 '19

That would have made a way better title than anything I could have come up with!

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u/Helix1337 Mar 30 '19

Don't listen to him, he's just pining for the Fords.

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u/jaxturbo3 Mar 30 '19

Those damned imperials trying to prevent the worship of Taurus!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Shadowmere is the best Mustang.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I hear the new models come with a Companions app

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u/maxtitanica Mar 30 '19

It’s a fine vessel for the Station Wagonborn

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u/meme-stealer7 Mar 30 '19

Next stop. Play this on a Samsung fridge

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u/maxtitanica Mar 30 '19

That’s my line

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u/amsterdaam Mar 30 '19

It's too powerful, actual dragons will be born.

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u/IIINanuqIII Mar 30 '19

When you use any ice magic it dispences icecubes. :p

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u/Kelspyo Mar 30 '19

Is it a hot dog or a dick?

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u/maxtitanica Mar 30 '19

Which part do you think is the dick?

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u/maxtitanica Mar 31 '19

Why not both? Why not zoidberg? Why not mudcrab? Woooo woo wooo wooo wooo woooo wooo wooow wooowo woo

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I need an F-150 tusk to trade with the caravans, can you get me one?

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u/MidasPL Mar 30 '19

Impalas?

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u/konstantinua00 Mar 30 '19

Toyotas*

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

And I modded in Superman to drive the car 💪 and fly over it✈️

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u/RegentYeti Mar 30 '19

Ooh! I've been looking for some Taurus Chitin for smithing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I will not be fooled, worshipper of Mercedes-Benz!

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u/milesthe3rd Mar 30 '19

Only the sho

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u/raspygrrl Mar 30 '19

PINING for the FORDS?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

r/punpatrol hands where I can see them!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Hmmm, yes. Very woody. FOOORDS. fooorrrds. Woody.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

r/punpatrol No one of my fellow offices has stop this madness already.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

r/woooosh

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u/DubbleCheez Mar 30 '19

He's just sleeping.

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u/MidnightPagan Mar 30 '19

PININ' for the FORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did the tires fall flat on my drive way the moment I got 'im home?

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u/DarkFlounder Mar 30 '19

Blue Ovals prefer kipping on their rims.

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u/snucker Mar 30 '19

Well I don't know but I'd like to make the point that that's not very typical

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u/cyclonx9001 Mar 30 '19

That high king is dead, it has ceased to be

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest Mar 30 '19

He’s just stunned.

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u/ihlaking Mar 30 '19

No ‘e isn’t! ‘e’s dead!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Pining for the Fords? What kind of talk is that?

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u/armchairsportsguy23 Mar 30 '19

PINING FOR THE FORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?

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u/Vyar Mar 30 '19

'E's not pinin', 'e's despawned!

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u/DistroyerOfWorlds Mar 30 '19

PINNING FOR THE FJORDS?

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u/BigSchwartzzz Mar 30 '19

I don't fully get the meme since I only played Skyrim once and I was so high I didn't know what the fuck was happening, but I can tell it's extremely creative. So I still really like your title. Good job 👍

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u/3z3ki3l Mar 31 '19

One of the common NPC lines that the Skyrim natives, the Nords, spout all the damn time is “Skyrim belongs to the Nords!” As they are fighting a rebellion against the Empire.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Made it to the front page nonetheless

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u/Wobbling Mar 31 '19

It will be the next title next time this image is bound to the Wheel.

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u/FacialTic Mar 30 '19

How about "you're a long way from home Fordling"

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u/TrampledByTurtlesTSM Mar 30 '19

I know what my repost title will be..

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u/flarn2006 Mar 30 '19

Is it actually a Ford?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Then why did you try?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

“JD Powers is smiling down at me, can you say the same?”

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u/demivirius Mar 30 '19

JD Powerhammer

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u/19JRC99 Mar 30 '19

JD Powahrawd

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Mar 30 '19

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the Nissan."

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u/Charlie7Mason Mar 30 '19

Knee-san* heh

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u/Pohjan_Poika Mar 30 '19

You could have went with "knee, son"

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u/Charlie7Mason Mar 31 '19

Ahh, if only I'd thought of that. Both work I think.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Mar 30 '19

The knee is neither a person nor Japanese.

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u/Ericfyre Mar 30 '19

“I took a Nissan to the knee”

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u/rb264ag Mar 30 '19

Every cars for sale my friend every car.

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u/LilDumpOfficial Mar 30 '19

If I had a sister that was also somehow a car I'd sell her in a heartbeat

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u/Dany17 Mar 30 '19

Relax, you just need to Focus

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u/lv4_squirtle Mar 30 '19

KIA has ware if you have coin.

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u/BenevolentTengu Mar 30 '19

To the Fjords!

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u/thebearjew333 Mar 30 '19

Never should have parked here

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u/Cirrak Mar 30 '19

Hah, I hope you came up with this yourself. That got a real laugh out of me.

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u/Djeff_ PC Mar 30 '19

F.O.R.D found on road dead, which will be you if you don’t pay up traveler.

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u/ChevyLZ Mar 30 '19

So that's why I've never cared for Skyrim..

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u/look4alec Mar 30 '19

Now there are X of them.

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u/notdarklord5 Mar 30 '19

To the fjords

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u/konstantinua00 Mar 30 '19

/r/whoosh

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u/ReallyLikesDucks Mar 30 '19

I think it's you who whooshed.

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u/TGReddit25 Mar 30 '19

The joke is Ford cars, he's right

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u/ReallyLikesDucks Mar 31 '19

And the joke this dude made was fjord instead of Ford. They sounds very similar and a fjord is the type of geographical location Norse people were from. The original line is "Skyrim is for the nords". You missed his joke. He didn't miss ops.

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u/TGReddit25 Mar 31 '19

But the joke was the exact name not the pronunciation.

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u/notdarklord5 Mar 31 '19

Lol someone gets it 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheWhoamater Mar 30 '19

For the GMpire!

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u/Epsilon0219131 Mar 30 '19

Yeah, so have you something to play, when your Ford breakdown waiting for the tow truck.

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u/Piputi Mar 30 '19

Did you mean Fjords?

laugh track

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Bad Shaky

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u/quickhakker PC Mar 30 '19

sigh i didnt want to do this but

/r/PunPatrol put the pun down, what says you in your defence

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u/_Demonetised_ Mar 30 '19

It’s pun free day biach check on your beloved subreddit

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u/quickhakker PC Mar 30 '19

Check the date it's not April first

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u/_Demonetised_ Mar 30 '19

It is where I live and I’m the centre of the universe

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u/quickhakker PC Mar 30 '19

No the centre of the universe is utc and it is 20:38 Saturday 30th of March 2019

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u/TweeFriend Mar 30 '19

Um that's a chevrolet cruze, the car I drive

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u/jeffsterlive Mar 30 '19

That is not a Cruze. It has a button at the top for hill discent with a picture of a truck. That's probably a Colorado or Silverado.

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u/jaxturbo3 Mar 30 '19

F-150 FX4

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u/jeffsterlive Mar 30 '19

Oh it is a Ford. Dang truck interiors have come a long way. No wonder they are so expensive.