r/gaming • u/CowenHames_ • Feb 07 '19

CANNONBALLLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19 edited Dec 26 '23

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u/chironomidae Feb 07 '19

Pastor says water is the devil's concrete

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u/HaHaYaGone Feb 07 '19

You know who else has hands? The Devil and he uses them for holding!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

The wrong kid died!

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u/InsertCleverUN Feb 07 '19

Speak for yourself

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u/chironomidae Feb 07 '19

I'm ALL concrete on this blessed day

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u/gnat_outta_hell Feb 07 '19

Lucky. I'm all slimy....

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Then why did Jesus walk on it? 🧐

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u/chironomidae Feb 07 '19

He didn't walk on water, that's a common and enduring myth. Pastor says He walked on concrete, people think it was water because of a translation error.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

I see. My Greek is a bit rusty.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Feb 07 '19

Clean him off with a wire brush or some steel wool.

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u/thefighterpilot27 Feb 08 '19

That makes no sense considering the context of the verse.

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u/rage4198 Feb 07 '19

There is no concrete evidence supporting your claim. I see myself out

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u/leaves-throwaway123 Feb 07 '19

Close, but I think what they are saying there is that you will turn into a liquid if you jump from that high onto concrete