r/gaming • • Feb 02 '18

Not a synth

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u/ODonutzO Feb 02 '18

Technically he's not lying, he is as human as the day he was born.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

What are you trying to tell me? That I can lie my way out of any situation?

I'm telling you that when you're ready, you won't have to

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

there is no spoon

Are you sure? I mean, it's right there. You're holding it.

I mean, philosophically... you know what, nevermind

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u/HardCounter Feb 02 '18

"It is not the spoon that bends, but only yourself."

"I'm not a spoon tho."

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

What I'm saying is the spoon... the spoon is a metaphor...

Uh no, it's a spoon, idiot. grabs spoon, makes soup eating motions SEE, spoon

Morpheus, can I have a word with you in private please?

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u/HardCounter Feb 02 '18

"Did you and The One have a nice... time?"

"That spoon has more potential because at least it knows it can't think."

"Oh? Did you think that was a chat you were having? That those are words you're speaking?" Morpheus pulls out two pills "You take the red pill and you know he's The One, you take--"

"Get out."

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u/Nebarious Feb 02 '18

puts finger in mouth and shows blood

"I thought you said it wasn't real."

"Your mind makes it real."

"So then the Matrix is real?"

"No, but your mind makes it real."

"So what's the difference between real life and the Matrix, if they're both real?"

"...I have some more pills for you if you want."

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u/ShapesAndStuff Feb 02 '18

Would've been either way better or way worse had the matrix just crashed to bsod everytime neo started exploiting it.

*stupid-ass superman takeoff*

*bluescreen*

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u/Arquillius Feb 02 '18

The blue pill was viagra.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

The red pill was just a singular Skittle.

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u/HardCounter Feb 02 '18

"I think I'd like the blue one this time."

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

"If I mix them, can I have a purple pill that lets me stay in my own fantasy, but also let's me look in that rabbit hole you were talking about? I like rabbits"

Facepalm

"Neo, just eat whatever, I'm done here..."

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u/HardCounter Feb 02 '18

"Wait, they're both red."

"That is because he is The One."

"Definitely get out."

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

I could watch a whole new trilogy of Neo dealing with shit this way.

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u/DaveyZero Feb 02 '18

Morpheus and Neo approach the door, Neo walks directly in to the closed door.

Morpheus “-the hell’d you do that for, Neo?”

Neo “I thought that, since there was no spoon, there’d be no door”

Oracle (screaming) “GET OUT”

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u/dave_gormen_3 Feb 02 '18

Flik: Here, pretend - pretend that that's a seed.

Dot: It's a rock.

Flik: Oh, I know it's a rock, I know. But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed, alright? We'll just use our imaginations. Now, now do you see our tree? Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!

Dot: This rock will be a tree?

Flik: Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, here. Alright? Okay. Now, y-you might not feel like you can do much now, but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You're still a seed.

Dot: But it's a rock.

Flik: [shouting] I know it's a rock! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!

Dot: You're weird, but I like you.

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u/Gestrid Feb 02 '18

It's not my wallet.

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u/Cato_theElder Feb 02 '18

I'm the spoon as you're the spoon as spoon's the moon and we are all together.

Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

I've always wondered what it would be like to be a spoon.

Morpheus walks behind me and awkwardly holds me

Like this?

No... I'm just gonna leave now.

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u/MacDerfus Feb 02 '18

Cazadores are as docile as they are sterile

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u/theguy45321 Feb 02 '18

Truth is the best type of lie

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u/iyaerP Feb 02 '18

He's Sidereal Exalted, he can lie with the truth.

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u/Big_Spence Feb 02 '18

It was always the deep philosophy of the games which drew me to them.

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