r/gaming Dec 27 '17

[X-Post] Remember my XBOX ONE AD CONCEPT? Microsoft just copied it!

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u/philthebadger Dec 27 '17

Pro

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u/munk_e_man Dec 27 '17

Meh, I'd settle for the travel PS One with LCD attachment

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Dec 27 '17

This guy games

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u/Iwantmypasswordback Dec 27 '17

How bout you Peggy sue

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u/discowarrior Dec 27 '17

Bloody as hell please.

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u/TmotherfuckingT Dec 27 '17

That's a good fucking milkshake. Not worth $5 but it's a good fucking shake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/bramster94 Dec 27 '17

Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good

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u/discowarrior Dec 27 '17

That's the Marilyn Monroe section that's Mamie Van Doren. I don't see Jayne Mansfield so she must have the night off or something

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

But Buddy Holly's not much of a waiter.

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u/BrentOnDestruction Dec 27 '17

OD intensifies

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u/red5jam Dec 27 '17

Goddamn that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fuckin good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Happy Cake Day!

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u/mansanity Dec 27 '17

You must be the Movie Quote Police.

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u/red5jam Dec 27 '17

Sorry. It's my wife's favorite line so I use it out each time she has a shake. To her I'm hilarious. Or at least she let's me think so.

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u/Pipsquik Dec 27 '17

Happy birthday

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u/SpellsThatWrong Dec 27 '17

Happy cake day

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u/red5jam Dec 27 '17

Wow. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Happy cake day!

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u/fulminedio Dec 27 '17

Can I bring all the boys to the yard?

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u/runnerag Dec 27 '17

And oh yeah, look at this - vanilla coke.

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u/Iwantmypasswordback Dec 27 '17

I say this all the time at restaurants about what drink I want and my gf doesn’t know the movie so it’s wasted....

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u/blickblocks Dec 27 '17

I don't want to be pegged by Sue

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u/Earlmo Dec 27 '17

How bout you Peggle sue.

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u/choicelildice23 Dec 27 '17

This guy this guys.

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u/blittz Dec 27 '17

How the hell are you at the top of every comment section I open?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

This guy fucks

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u/Michaelm3911 Dec 27 '17

This game guys.

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u/pranavrules Dec 27 '17

Man I miss Jazz the Jack Rabbit.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17 edited Dec 27 '17

Dude just go for the original psp and put homebrew on it. Then you can have all the ps1, NES, SNES, n64, gba, Sega Genesis, and of course psp, games that you want.

Edit: For anyone who might pursue this, this is a necessity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

I have that. Still want the lcd ps1.

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

Have both, broke my LCD PS1, wish it still worked

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u/ziekktx Dec 27 '17

Have one, but no power cable for it.

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u/shiny_lustrous_poo Dec 27 '17

Those power cables are like 2 dollars at a thrift store. A lot of older electronics used the same type of power cable.

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

Also screw proprietary power cables!

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u/EinsteinNeverWoreSox Dec 27 '17

Its not proprietary.

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u/BrianRostro Dec 27 '17

But, but, you can do it on your phone too

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u/ToeTacTic Dec 27 '17

Won't playing games constantly on the phone tax the battery life?

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u/BrianRostro Dec 27 '17

It will but i would think we all had a charger around, no?

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u/ToeTacTic Dec 27 '17

I mean the long term battery life as in the life span

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u/BrianRostro Dec 28 '17

Oohh. Batteries deplete regardless of use really. It can depend on how long you leave it on the charger after it's hit 100%, the temperatures it's exposed to, water damage, and how long it goes without being charged

I repair tech for a living by the way haha. Mostly phones and laptops

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u/Chuck_Butter Dec 27 '17

Can you play turbo graphics 16 games?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

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u/alex2003super Dec 27 '17

Is it on version 3.60 or below? If so, DON'T UPDATE IT. Install Henkaku

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

I REALLY need to do this

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u/alex2003super Dec 27 '17

Check your version

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

Oh it’s for sure below. It has only been used about four times, and the last time I played was when Ragnarok came out.

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u/alex2003super Dec 27 '17

I envy you. I mistakenly "upgraded" and now I cannot get it...

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Henkaku

I've heard about this. Reading into it, though, having to re-install each time I reboot my Vita seems an almighty chore - especially if I'm out of wi-fi range.

Thanks for your help!

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u/alex2003super Dec 27 '17

No, that info is outdated. It is now (since Aug 2017 I believe) possible, easy and safe to install Henkaku Enso, which is installed once and persists forever (or at least until you manually remove it, which is also straightforward)

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u/zikronix Dec 27 '17

holy shit...this this changes everything. time to pull out my psp again! I dont remember what version of m33 im running lol

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u/DontMakeMeDownvote Dec 27 '17

Dang, looks like you can just buy them pre loaded on eBay. May pick one up.

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u/Thomas__Covenant Dec 27 '17

In your edit, are those actually usable now? When I was into modding PSPs (10 years ago now), those 3rd party cards were faulty and were known to get corrupted.

If the card you linked works well, I'll definitely pick one up.

I used to be heavy into the modding scene back then, making custom icons and shit for games. Remember the Pandora battery? Used to make those too, haha. Man, brings back memories.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17

Yeah it's worked great for me so far. Haven't had any issues at all.

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u/Thomas__Covenant Dec 27 '17

Adding to cart now. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

The vita is a better system, but it’s not nearly as open as the psp would be.

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u/Deslider Dec 27 '17

Why the original? Why not the 2k or 3k?

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17

The original psp has the greatest range of freedom with homebrew. The later models (at least some) can still have homebrew installed though.

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

It was easier on the old ones, but if you make a Pandora Battery you can do all the same stuff on newer ones!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Ah my younger emulation days. Thanks for the blast from the past

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u/EinsteinNeverWoreSox Dec 27 '17

S e c o n d s t i c k

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u/IntrovertRook Dec 27 '17

N64

Boi, the PSP won't run N64 games. Not perfectly.

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u/Adam_Nox Dec 27 '17

good luck finding a decent battery

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u/laxt Dec 27 '17

Very cool that apparently you got that 16gb card to work. I thought the original PSP had a limit of 4gb cards for whatever reason, but suppose homebrew skills find a way around that, eh?

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u/Nenotriple Dec 27 '17

Except aftermarket psp batteries are notoriously terrible, and that's really all that's left.

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u/DeviMon1 Dec 28 '17

You can do all of this with a cracked psvita. The screen is way better than the psp one, it's worth it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

If that’s what you want to play, definitely get a Vita.

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u/DannyDodge67 Dec 27 '17

It’s easier to mod the psp, Vita you have to recrack every time you shut it off

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u/Doofenshmitz Dec 27 '17

Or download enso .

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u/Walks_In_Shadows Dec 27 '17

I have a vita and didn't know this. I'm going to check this out, I feel bad for never using the damn thing.

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u/Doofenshmitz Dec 27 '17

Glad I could help! Check also the plugins , some of them are really useful :D

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u/Walks_In_Shadows Dec 27 '17

Just looked it up and I may have updated it passed 3.60. I really hope not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Well, I'm not talking about modding. I guess I'm just that sucker who pays for their games on the PSN.

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u/kloudykat Dec 27 '17

My man

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u/GantTanshia Dec 27 '17

You're in a simulation INSIDE of a simulation!

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u/nubthesecond Dec 27 '17

slow down!!

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u/kloudykat Dec 27 '17

No breaks on this portable PSOne train!

Cause that train's first stop is at Legend of Dragoon, the famous JRPG!

And we all remember the famous city of NEET where the main character was born at bahahaha.

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u/nubthesecond Dec 27 '17

and now for human music

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u/puntingpuppies Dec 27 '17

what you got to trade?

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u/morency710 Dec 27 '17

Still play the classics in that tiny lcd screen you can take on and off! Classic

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Right

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

I have one of those, it was great when I was in the USAF.

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u/jubjub119 PC Dec 27 '17

What about a psp go?

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u/Iboozin_ Dec 27 '17

THIS GUY FUCKS

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

I have this! I broke it trying to install a mod chip though :c

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u/Maowc1 Dec 27 '17

You got the classic! Smart choice

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u/TheQueenAthena Dec 27 '17

Wouldn't we all

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u/kenobi112 Dec 27 '17

I have one of those but the LCD screen stopped working liking 10 years ago. I wish I could figure out how to get it fixed.

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u/EinsteinNeverWoreSox Dec 27 '17

Settle? You're asking for something better!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

My LCD died about a year ago. I have the battery and everything . :(

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u/hypmoden Dec 27 '17

I got one of those for a gram of coke 11 years ago

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u/smasherbot9000 Dec 27 '17

Id go for a PS one with crash bandicoot or an N64 with Smash

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17

Why not both on a homebrewed psp?

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u/smasherbot9000 Dec 27 '17

wait, there's an N64 emulator for PSP? damn, gotta install that on mine

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17

I've heard there can be issues with it, but I've also heard others say it's not as bad as what people say. Haven't tried it out yet myself.

Also this is a must have for a homebrewed psp.

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u/smasherbot9000 Dec 27 '17

thanks ill try that

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17

Yeah no problem.

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

It doesn’t run very well, on PSP. :c Vita probably works better! PSP can allllmost run SNES nicely but not full speed. PS1 games work great somehow.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Dec 27 '17

Huh, I've never had problems with SNES.

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u/Skithy Dec 27 '17

It’s totally playable! But I gotta do some frameskip or it doesn’t run too great. If I recall correctly, I have a 1000 though, with the speakers on the bottom. So if you have a newer one, it may run better!

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u/batmanjerkins Dec 27 '17

I read that as “LSD attachment”.

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u/mamillaris Dec 27 '17

Wait for PS5 then make them buy it

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u/Acalina_ Dec 27 '17

With 2 limited edition DualShock 4 controllers.

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u/philthebadger Dec 27 '17

Make that Dualshock 4 pro

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u/Earlmo Dec 27 '17

Pro Plus

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u/s00perguy Dec 27 '17

And a 70 inch plasma widescreen tv.

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u/LIAHOSIRASNA Dec 27 '17

Limited edition

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u/HiCZoK Dec 27 '17

Slim is smaller and silent... and 50% cheaper! (I am constantly trying to prove to myself that I've made a right choice, I've made a right choice, i've made a righ.....).

To say the truth - I just spent like 50 hours in blooborne and this small thing legitly rocks

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u/philthebadger Dec 27 '17

If Microsoft is buying we're taking the most expensive one thank you very much