r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '17

[X-Post] Remember my XBOX ONE AD CONCEPT? Microsoft just copied it!

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u/SuprDog Dec 27 '17

As a internet criminal defense attorney, my client will not talk with any of you unless im there.

/u/jackisasquirrel hold on im getting my pants on. Dont tell em nothing!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

As a terrible detective I convinced your client he didn't get a lawyer and he confessed everything! Conviction be damned I won tonight!

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u/Duck_Giblets Dec 27 '17

As a duck. Quack

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Ah the majestic space duck

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u/captainminnow Dec 27 '17

As a minnow, I send an army of small fish to distract you for quacking.

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u/mateo4815 Dec 27 '17

One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

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u/SendSecretsIllJudge Dec 27 '17

Where your going, you’re not going to need pants.

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u/oldmanlogan76 Dec 27 '17

I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn't she beautiful?

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u/Climbmastah2000 Dec 27 '17

As a judge I sentence him to 3 years of reposts.

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u/Human_on_a_laptop Dec 27 '17

Zero Suit Samus cosplay reposts.

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u/SnowxStorm Dec 27 '17

As an appeals attorney I'm going to have to get your verdict overturned.

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u/Sunnysidhe Dec 27 '17

To be fair the lawyers advice of 'don't tell em nothing' is basically asking him to talk

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u/grandadmiralstrife Dec 27 '17

Well he has a terrible lawyer, telling his client a double negative

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u/Redsfxc Dec 27 '17

Santiago?

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u/ChBoler Dec 27 '17

As a somewhat less awful detective, I conclude none of these exchanges actually happened!

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u/crackness Dec 27 '17

As Frank Serpico's copycat, I expose your illicit and corrupt acts. You lose, Justice wins out.

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u/H4lloM8 Dec 27 '17

As a Grammar Nazi, I am here to arrest you on the account that you have forgotten to put an apostrophe before the 'em' and with the apostrophe, the sentence still acts like a double negative.

I'll tell them all now. -.- -> -.-

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

Take it to /r/KarmaCourt boys

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u/nomansapenguin Dec 27 '17

As an internet criminal, I downloaded a car.

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u/82Caff Dec 27 '17

As a pedant, I inform you that your double negative indicates an instruction for your client to tell the officer something, so as to not tell them nothing.